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Getbig Main Boards => General Topics => Topic started by: Tre on December 21, 2008, 05:57:45 PM
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It's xmas week. Share some of your favorite stories.
This 'Infancy of Jesus' stuff is pretty funny.
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WTF has that to do with BB or anything Moosejay???Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mm
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It's xmas week. Share some of your favorite stories.
This 'Infancy of Jesus' stuff is pretty funny.
I can tell you that jesus visited whorehouses back in the days before he decided to live the dream as the son of god.
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I heard the real reason they were after Jesus was he was passing out free servings of Cell-Tech.
That stuff will make the masses huge.
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i like jesus' life as described in the bible from age 12 to 33.
Oh wait....
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Jesus was a tiny tit
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WTF has that to do with BB...
According to one gospel, Jesus is alleged to have killed another young boy when he was about 5 years old.
Allegedly, he pushed the boy off the roof. Now THAT is hardcore...total GetBig material.
In another story, his father mistakenly cut a board too short and Jesus stretched it out for him.
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why did he do that? I didn't read that book.
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why did he do that? I didn't read that book.
I'm not sure why he did it, but it gets better.
In one ending, he denies having done it. And to prove his innocence, he brings the kid back from the dead and asks, "Did I have anything to do with your death?" and the kid says, "No, no my lord, it wasn't you." I can't remember whether he sent the kid back into death or whether he let him live, though.
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dear lord baby jesus
I wish for a safe year
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I wish for a safe year
Don't go up on the roof with Jesus. ;D
A 5-year-old getting on the roof, though...kid was pretty badass, the Original GetBigger.
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Don't go up on the roof with Jesus. ;D
A 5-year-old getting on the roof, though...kid was pretty badass, the Original GetBigger.
damn! Jesus didn't play around ;D
you don't mess with Jesus "kendel" Christ
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According to one gospel, Jesus is alleged to have killed another young boy when he was about 5 years old.
Allegedly, he pushed the boy off the roof. Now THAT is hardcore...total GetBig material.
In another story, his father mistakenly cut a board too short and Jesus stretched it out for him.
lol
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Here's an interesting Jesus story:
"In the last day, that great day of the feast, Jesus stood and cried, saying, If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink." (John 7:37)
"He that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said, out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water." (John 7:38)
;)
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The big question is: How much could Jesus bench?
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>:(
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Here's an interesting Jesus story:
"In the last day, that great day of the feast, Jesus stood and cried, saying, If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink." (John 7:37)
"He that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said, out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water." (John 7:38)
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shut the fuck up with the piss!
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shut the fuck up with the piss!
It's true, either accept it and embrace it or throw your bible away. :-\
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was jesus on steroids? ~~~ or just the magic piss?
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was jesus on steroids? ~~~ or just the magic piss?
I told you that piss would increase lean muscle mass! Look what it did for Jesus!
Fucker could walk on water and shit!
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I told you that piss would increase lean muscle mass! Look what it did for Jesus!
Fucker could walk on water and shit!
Be ye followers of me, even as I also [am] of Christ.
1 Corinthians 11:1
should we walk on water then? or take steroids?
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Be ye followers of me, even as I also [am] of Christ.
1 Corinthians 11:1
should we walk on water then? or take steroids?
What is your interpretation of that quote? Mine is that he also has Christ in his heart. So what's your point here?
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What is your interpretation of that quote? Mine is that he also has Christ in his heart. So what's your point here?
do what he does, take steroids and walk on water, I thought I made myself clear.
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do what he does, take steroids and walk on water, I thought I made myself clear.
Didn't catch the "joke." I thought the quote was supposed to say something about the multiple quotes I provided. My bad, I didn't realize it was just wasted space and didn't mean shit. ;)
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Didn't catch the "joke." I thought the quote was supposed to say something about the multiple quotes I provided. My bad, I didn't realize it was just wasted space and didn't mean shit. ;)
;D