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Title: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: The Master on December 26, 2008, 09:07:06 AM
Grant?
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: QuakerOats on December 26, 2008, 09:07:52 AM
no offense to Grant but from the pics i've seen his equipment is on the small side for a porn dude, i think they use him more for his looks.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: mass 04 on December 26, 2008, 09:09:17 AM
Ron
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Stavios on December 26, 2008, 09:10:10 AM
Stavios
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: The Master on December 26, 2008, 09:10:27 AM
no offense to Grant but from the pics i've seen his equipment is on the small side for a porn dude, i think they use him more for his looks.


The competition on Getbig = not as big as in the porn business.

Perhaps Yaroni can give him some competition ???
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Stavios on December 26, 2008, 09:12:05 AM

The competition on Getbig = not as big as in the porn business.

Perhaps Yaroni can give him some competition ???

how about your penis Debussey ?
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Mars on December 26, 2008, 09:12:49 AM
the thread is worthless without pics.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: QuakerOats on December 26, 2008, 09:13:13 AM
the thread is worthless without pics.
;D
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Stavios on December 26, 2008, 09:15:47 AM
the thread is worthless without pics.
"don't lie, we have the transcripts"
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: The Master on December 26, 2008, 09:17:31 AM
how about your penis Debussey ?

It = very small, at its biggest it was 0,5 cm. That = about 1/5th of an inch :'(
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: solida on December 26, 2008, 09:44:53 AM
This thread is only gay if you want it to be.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Method101 on December 26, 2008, 09:45:49 AM
Discuss
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Smokincrazy on December 26, 2008, 09:46:44 AM
the thread is worthless without pics.
What are you some kind of pecker checker?   
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: TrueGrit on December 26, 2008, 09:50:46 AM
Ok, I'll be honest. 6.5 inches erect, absolute garbage unerect. Looks like a button mushroom sitting on a bed of seaweed.

 I prefer gamepads to joysticks..btw.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Dballn247 on December 26, 2008, 10:01:19 AM
Discuss


LOL!!!!!

These kids have better genetics than most getbiggers:
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: johnnynoname on December 26, 2008, 10:02:52 AM


These kids have better genetics than most getbiggers:


Uhhhh.....they're Black guys...of course they have better genetics
duh
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: spinnis on December 26, 2008, 10:03:46 AM
Ok, I'll be honest. 6.5 inches erect, absolute garbage unerect. Looks like a button mushroom sitting on a bed of seaweed.

you better hope its thick
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: CalvinH on December 26, 2008, 10:05:59 AM
Plaster caster's
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Dballn247 on December 26, 2008, 10:06:09 AM
Uhhhh.....they're Black guys...of course they have better genetics
duh

Oh brother ::)  Are you on your period?  Drink some cranberry juice.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Mars on December 26, 2008, 10:06:56 AM
What are you some kind of pecker checker?   

?
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: TrueGrit on December 26, 2008, 10:07:12 AM
you better hope its thick

 Thanks for registering an interest in my cock. It's plenty thick and I'm very pleased with its erectile performance.  Unerect it is truly shocking.
 
 How is your cock doing?
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: swilkins1984 on December 26, 2008, 10:08:48 AM
Discuss


Oh God looks like hes in college too. His best bet on ever getting laid is a Realdoll.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: spinnis on December 26, 2008, 10:10:08 AM
Thanks for registering an interest in my cock. It's plenty thick and I'm very pleased with its erectile performance.  Unerect it is truly shocking.
 
 How is your cock doing?


Mine is bigger as in the sense of longer, but not very thick though =( but I love analsex so maby thats a good thing.

And yeah it can get really small sometimes especially after working out etc  ;D
Amazing how much it can grow lol.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: TrueGrit on December 26, 2008, 10:14:18 AM
Mine is bigger as in the sense of longer, but not very thick though =( but I love analsex so maby thats a good thing.

And yeah it can get really small sometimes especially after working out etc  ;D
Amazing how much it can grow lol.

 Yea, being a John Holmes guy must make convincing a girl to give up the ass doubly difficult.

Working out, shitty sleep, fear and nerves can make my dick shrivel up and run for home.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: kyomu on December 26, 2008, 10:16:36 AM
Discuss

More than super syan, look like Paikuhan.
(http://www.dragon-ball.it/wp-content/uploads/pikkolokin/2007/05/88-paikuhan-avanti.JPG)
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Mydavid on December 26, 2008, 10:17:54 AM
Good god!!!! How much gayer can you guys get?
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: lovemonkey on December 26, 2008, 10:19:03 AM
Good god!!!! How much gayer can you guys get?

Well, it is getbig.com after all...
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: disturbia on December 26, 2008, 10:19:03 AM
Grant?

You should pm Grant and ask him EXACTLY what he is doing at this moment--heres a hint,.....

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/avesher/tr.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/avesher/rr.jpg)
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: tbombz on December 26, 2008, 10:21:18 AM
Thanks for registering an interest in my cock. It's plenty thick and I'm very pleased with its erectile performance.  Unerect it is truly shocking.
 
 How is your cock doing?

hahah. i mirror your sentiment.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: TrueGrit on December 26, 2008, 10:22:01 AM
Good god!!!! How much gayer can you guys get?

 You have seen a fair few cocks in your time. Short and thick or long and thin?
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: spinnis on December 26, 2008, 10:23:44 AM
Yea, being a John Holmes #### must make convincing a girl to give up the ass doubly difficult.

Working out, shitty sleep, fear and nerves can make my dick shrivel up and run for home.

yeah im glad its gest semi hard really fast, thats a life saver
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: The Master on December 26, 2008, 10:25:28 AM
I have a great interest in this thread, since I'm used to getting fucked by several men every night in a bar without a condom. I just love the feeling of being a thrashy whore and playing with my life by catching all kinds of diseases.

Glad you like this thread dear lady. :)
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: dr.chimps on December 26, 2008, 10:29:04 AM
Oh brother ::)  Are you on your period?  Drink some cranberry juice.
*Smashes beer mug on side of your head*    ;D
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: The Master on December 26, 2008, 10:41:24 AM
*Smashes beer mug on side of your head*    ;D


Do you pack a serious joystick to your "computer" Dr.monkey?
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: emn1964 on December 26, 2008, 11:54:45 AM
This board gets gayer and gayer every day
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: divcom on December 26, 2008, 11:58:12 AM
even someone with a shrimp joystick can claim otherwise.  not only is everyone one getdumb worth a $500K but has a baseball bat to boot.  next?
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: tbombz on December 26, 2008, 12:25:22 PM
even someone with a shrimp joystick can claim otherwise.  not only is everyone one getdumb worth a $500K but has a baseball bat to boot.  next?
hahah yes i forgot, let me retract my statement that i mirror truegrits sentiment, in fact my cock is 12 inches in length and 12 inches in circumference.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: sergiopump on December 26, 2008, 12:55:12 PM
Daddywaddy had the kind of huge veiny cock I could ride all night, wish more would show :(
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: divcom on December 26, 2008, 01:01:03 PM
Daddywaddy had the kind of huge veiny cock I could ride all night, wish more would show :(

hope you are a girl for posting this s##t.  if not... :-X
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: kyomu on December 26, 2008, 01:02:27 PM
hope you are a girl for posting this s##t.  if not... :-X
Yeah. this thread is very gay.
I hope it deleted.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: spinnis on December 26, 2008, 01:06:19 PM
I just masturbated
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: The Master on December 26, 2008, 01:08:30 PM
Yeah. this thread is very gay.
I hope it deleted.


Which is why you read it.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: TrueGrit on December 26, 2008, 01:14:45 PM
Yeah. this thread is very gay.
I hope it deleted.

 Yea, they need to delete and move more threads imo.

The other day I logged on and the  G&O frontpage had actually changed, there were some new threads. Some of the week old threads had gone to page 2. I even found that there had been some people post on threads when I clicked on 'Show new replies to your posts.'.... Disgusting.

If we're not fucking careful, this place will start turning into an interactive web forum!
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: knny187 on December 26, 2008, 01:16:22 PM
we know who the biggest dipstick is
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: The Master on December 26, 2008, 01:16:52 PM
we know who the biggest dipstick is

Your cheating ex wife? ;D
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: QuakerOats on December 26, 2008, 01:18:24 PM
Your cheating ex wife? ;D
is she the reason "knny" flew some girl out to California only for her to rip him off?
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Fury on December 26, 2008, 01:28:06 PM
is she the reason "knny" flew some girl out to California only for her to rip him off?

That event made Geo a god. Knny paid to fly Flower out to California and she ends up running off to fuck Geo instead.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: QuakerOats on December 26, 2008, 01:30:48 PM
That event made Geo a god. Knny paid to fly Flower out to California and she ends up running off to fuck Geo instead.
;D
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: sergiopump on December 26, 2008, 01:32:43 PM
hope you are a girl for posting this s##t.  if not... :-X

No, I'm a gay man, is this a problem?
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Camel Jockey on December 26, 2008, 01:33:48 PM
Poor knny. Due to heartbreak he spends most of his time bullshitting about inclining 405 without effort and looking up peoples' personal information just to validate himself on the internet.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: BayGBM on December 26, 2008, 02:45:49 PM
Let's just say they don't keep coming back for my charming personality.  ;D
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: sergiopump on December 26, 2008, 02:50:09 PM
Let's just say they don't keep coming back for my charming personality.  ;D


 :D You have a pm!
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: suckmymuscle on December 26, 2008, 04:31:57 PM
you better hope its thick

  Aren't you the sexually mutilated dude?

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: spinnis on December 26, 2008, 04:33:41 PM
  Aren't you the sexually mutilated dude?

SUCKMYMUSCLE

the mutilationthat makes my dick look like every pornstars dicks?

yes..

Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: suckmymuscle on December 26, 2008, 04:34:33 PM
the mutilationthat makes my dick look like every pornstars dicks?

yes..



  Aren't you prepuce-less?

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: ManBearPig... on December 26, 2008, 04:36:09 PM
Once, a girl was about to blow me.  She goes "wow, not only is it short, but it sure is narrow as well!"
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: suckmymuscle on December 26, 2008, 04:36:59 PM
Once, a girl was about to blow me.  She goes "wow, not only is it short, but it sure is narrow as well!"

  Epic fail.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: ManBearPig... on December 26, 2008, 04:39:38 PM
  Epic fail.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

dude, you keep replying in this thread.

No, GayBay will not post a picture of his cock for you, stop checking every 30 seconds you freak!
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: windsor88 on December 26, 2008, 04:41:36 PM
A black chick who sucked my dick said I had a big dick.  The legend grew from there.  If a black chick validates you then you are good to go.  :D
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: spinnis on December 26, 2008, 04:41:54 PM
  Aren't you prepuce-less?

SUCKMYMUSCLE

you have my answer in the former response

SWEDE
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: suckmymuscle on December 26, 2008, 04:42:04 PM
dude, you keep replying in this thread.

No, GayBay will not post a picture of his cock for you, stop checking every 30 seconds you freak!

  Yet another fail. You just aren't funny. Or witty. Let me guess: you don't earn a living as a comedian...
 ;D
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: pumpster on December 26, 2008, 04:43:58 PM
dude, you keep replying in this thread.

No, GayBay will not post a picture of his cock for you, stop checking every 30 seconds you freak!

haha "suckymymuscle" ready and willing to live up to his name with a little too much  curiosity here. :-*
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: suckmymuscle on December 26, 2008, 04:44:58 PM
you have my answer in the former response

SWEDE

  So basically, you are proud you had part of your genitals chopped off? And Rocco Siffredi, the greatest porn star ever, was unmutilated until the last couple years of his career after he had boned 5,000 chicks onscreen, and he said the chop ruined his sex life in an interview to British GQ. ;)

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: tbombz on December 26, 2008, 04:45:12 PM
A black chick who sucked my dick said I had a big dick.  The legend grew from there.  If a black chick validates you then you are good to go.  :D
well i made two diff black chicks scream and yell..one of em cried and said i destroyed her vag

but i aint big
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: suckmymuscle on December 26, 2008, 04:45:50 PM
haha "suckymymuscle" ready and willing to live up to his name with a little too much  curiosity here.

  Who is stalking who, Pumpy? ;)

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: spinnis on December 26, 2008, 04:46:49 PM
 So basically, you are proud you had part of your genitals chopped off? And Rocco Siffredi, the greatest porn star ever, was unmutilated until the last couple years of his career after he had boned 5,000 chicks onscreen, and he said the chop ruined his sex life in an interview to British GQ. ;)

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Oh my god One porn actor wasnt circumcised lol.

Well all the girls that given me compliments kinda makes of for all the doubts I DIDNT have lol.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: windsor88 on December 26, 2008, 04:46:54 PM
well i made two diff black chicks scream and yell..one of em cried and said i destroyed her vag

but i aint big

yeah but you date virgins basically.  This black chick was a certified whore.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: OneMoreRep on December 26, 2008, 04:49:31 PM
I'm just waiting for Daddywaddy/Johnny Falcon to post a picture of his dick and this thread will be over.

Falcon, put this shit to an end already...
"1"
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: tbombz on December 26, 2008, 04:49:38 PM
yeah but you date virgins basically.  This black chick was a certified whore.
why d you think that i date virgins? for one i rarely date. only three gfs in my life. and for two i prefer chicks with experience aka sluts
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: windsor88 on December 26, 2008, 04:50:51 PM
why d you think that i date virgins? for one i rarely date. only three gfs in my life. and for two i prefer chicks with experience aka sluts

cuz you are young I just assumed.  Sorry Playa... ::)

 ;D
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: ManBearPig... on December 26, 2008, 04:51:16 PM
why d you think that i date virgins? for one i rarely date. only three gfs in my life. and for two i prefer chicks with experience aka sluts

nothing wrong with some slut action, as long as you don't bring them out in public and kiss them.

you never did that, did you TayGay?
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: ManBearPig... on December 26, 2008, 04:53:56 PM
haha "suckymymuscle" ready and willing to live up to his name with a little too much  curiosity here. :-*

suck my muscle is quite the connisseur of the man bat.

i heard from Ron that suckmymuscle came on here cuz he thought it was a gay porn site.  Ron was pretty shocked when he checked his PMs and had 7 nude images of suckmymuscle on there.  when Ron replied and asked him why he sent him these horrific images, suckmymuscle replied with "well, it's a requirement for most gay on gay dating sites to post cock shots, i figured i'd just speed up the registration process.   got any of your cock, stud?"

needless to say, Ron was not thrilled.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: tbombz on December 26, 2008, 04:59:28 PM
cuz you are young I just assumed.  Sorry Playa... ::)

 ;D
its all good...dated chicks 5 years older than me b4..at ages 15(19) and 18(23)... play on playa, play on

nothing wrong with some slut action, as long as you don't bring them out in public and kiss them.

you never did that, did you TayGay?
  :-X
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: pumpster on December 26, 2008, 04:59:59 PM
suck my muscle is quite the connisseur of the man bat.

i heard from Ron that suckmymuscle came on here cuz he thought it was a gay porn site.

haha i can believe it based on sucky's professed mental instability coupled with outright lies including one that he benches 620 lb. ::) His obsession with tha cock on full display here. :-*
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Wiggs on December 26, 2008, 06:05:00 PM
Ok, I'll be honest. 6.5 inches erect, absolute garbage unerect. Looks like a button mushroom sitting on a bed of seaweed.


Pathetic :-X...........................................................Me too minus the bed of seaweed only thing is I'm black. :'( ;D

An old sex story....

Scene:  Wiggs and Tanja (A German Girl) are on the couch watching tv and things start getting hot and heavy.

Tanja: Ooh baby you're hard and it's big.

Wiggs: Yeah baby, look what you're doing to me.

Tanja: Ooh baby I wanna suck it.  How big is it?  8? 9?

Wiggs: (filled with a sense of impending dissappointment blurted) uhm 7.
          (deep inside Wiggs knew he was working with 6.5.  The look of disappointment that spread across Tanja's face served as a FAIL for Wiggs and the legend of all black guys having huge cocks.)


THE END ;D

P.S. We did fuck many, many times and she was the best lay in my life....I got to do anything and everything I wanted.....God Damn I miss that bitch. :'(
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: spinnis on December 26, 2008, 06:08:42 PM
Pathetic :-X...........................................................Me too minus the bed of seaweed only thing is I'm black. :'(

hard life  ;D
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: bigbadwolfe on December 27, 2008, 02:15:29 AM
A black chick who sucked my dick said I had a big dick.  The legend grew from there.  If a black chick validates you then you are good to go.  :D

Words of Truth there :)
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on December 27, 2008, 03:48:04 AM
As far as I know me and waddy have the biggest dicks AND we posted pics hahahaha

mine is around 8 inches ...so that's why women can get past how I look  :D

Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: kyomu on December 27, 2008, 03:52:46 AM
As far as I know me and waddy have the biggest dicks AND we posted pics hahahaha

mine is around 8 inches ...so that's why women can get past how I look  :D


How come you guys have balls to up load ur penis pic on the board filled with gays!? :-\
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Mars on December 27, 2008, 03:56:49 AM
As far as I know me and waddy have the biggest dicks AND we posted pics hahahaha

mine is around 8 inches ...so that's why women can get past how I look  :D



you could fuck them with your bald head too. i bet they would love it.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: io856 on December 27, 2008, 04:10:37 AM
5 inches  :-\
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: freespirit on December 27, 2008, 04:16:33 AM
Good god!!!! How much gayer can you guys get?

The majority here are closet cases, who come here to search for striated man-glutes and bodybuilders on a stage in a tiny speedo.   :-\
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on December 27, 2008, 04:32:30 AM
you could fuck them with your bald head too. i bet they would love it.
:D
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: WillGrant on December 27, 2008, 04:35:13 AM
,(http://www.postyourgirls.com/dic08/23/08/09.jpg)
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: m8 on December 27, 2008, 04:55:53 AM
  So basically, you are proud you had part of your genitals chopped off? And Rocco Siffredi, the greatest porn star ever, was unmutilated until the last couple years of his career after he had boned 5,000 chicks onscreen, and he said the chop ruined his sex life in an interview to British GQ. ;)

SUCKMYMUSCLE

exactly.
not one person that got circumcized as an adult (later in life) disagrees. it's one of the most erogenous part of teh penis.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: freespirit on December 27, 2008, 05:18:58 AM
exactly.
not one person that got circumcized as an adult (later in life) disagrees. it's one of the most erogenous part of teh penis.

You only care about that subject because of your hate towards Muslims, isn't it, "m8"?
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Man of Steel on December 27, 2008, 06:52:59 AM
I hate this thread...no cock pics.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: The Master on December 27, 2008, 07:06:43 AM
Dear Man of steel: How big is your "steel"?
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Man of Steel on December 27, 2008, 07:11:08 AM
Dear Man of steel: How big is your "steel"?

Dear Mr Debussey:  Thank you for your question.  It can comfortably accomodate two small female fists and a whorish mouth.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: The Master on December 27, 2008, 07:13:04 AM
Dear Mr Debussey:  Thank you for your question.  It can comfortably accomodate two small female fists and a whorish mouth.


You seem like a man perfectly equipped + mentally capable for intense perversion. You = a good man.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Marty Champions on December 27, 2008, 07:16:39 AM
musclecenter
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: The Master on December 27, 2008, 07:18:46 AM
This guys sausage is the biggest ever seen on anything that closely resembles a humanoid:

(http://www.ripten.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/busey-the-hedgehog.jpg)
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: spinnis on December 27, 2008, 07:23:01 AM
I saw a goth amateur porn movie the other day, where a couple of goth teenagers fuck each other Gf,s
anyway this lanky skinny goth guy pulls out a HUGE fucking dick haha. Kinda ruined the moment  ;D

I can find a link if anyone wanna see, I think they are over 18 lol.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: darqmage on December 27, 2008, 07:40:16 AM
LOL! Crackers arguing about who has a bigger pecker is like a group of retards aguing about which one of them is the smartest.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: The Master on December 27, 2008, 07:42:41 AM
I am black.

Who needs to say more?  ;D
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: spinnis on December 27, 2008, 07:45:56 AM
Who needs to say more?  ;D

wiigs 6.5 incher doesn't agree  ;D
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: DeltsaForce on December 27, 2008, 07:54:08 AM
no lie here: i've had 5 girls tell me i have the perfect cock. i've also had a few tell me its too big.
i would not want to go through life with some of the pathetic shit i see in the changing rooms. those guys should slit their throats. i love shaming and upsetting them hahhaha
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: spinnis on December 27, 2008, 08:05:15 AM
no lie here: i've had 5 girls tell me i have the perfect cock. i've also had a few tell me its too big.
i would not want to go through life with some of the pathetic shit i see in the changing rooms. those guys should slit their throats. i love shaming and upsetting them hahhaha

calm down stud maby they aren't aroused by guys in the locker room like you are..
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: DeltsaForce on December 27, 2008, 08:06:09 AM
calm down stud maby they aren't aroused by guys in the locker room like you are..
HAHA you sound like the typical maggot dick guy i like to shame in the locker room!!!
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: spinnis on December 27, 2008, 08:08:04 AM
HAHA you sound like the typical maggot dick guy i like to shame in the locker room!!!


ohh brother you are making me cry!!

 ::) ::)

I love my dick  ;D
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: mass 04 on December 27, 2008, 08:15:08 AM

ohh brother you are making me cry!!

 ::) ::)

I love my dick  ;D
it sounds like "DeltasForce" does too.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: DeltsaForce on December 27, 2008, 08:15:40 AM
guarantee any of you that if you had a dick as big as mine youd show it off as much as possible.
i always laugh at the tiny dick dudes who put a towel around them before they undress tohide their pathetic weener.
i would not want to live if i had a dick like the average man. every girl ive spoken to about it has said how they have to tell those guys "it dont matter" when it actually does.
they love to play with mine all the time. sometimes they cant even get all ntheir mouth round it.

in college it got round that my dick was really big and fat and i had girls i had never met trying to get with me, seriously.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: QuakerOats on December 27, 2008, 08:18:30 AM
guarantee any of you that if you had a dick as big as mine youd show it off as much as possible.
i always laugh at the tiny dick dudes who put a towel around them before they undress tohide their pathetic weener.
i would not want to live if i had a dick like the average man. every girl ive spoken to about it has said how they have to tell those guys "it dont matter" when it actually does.
they love to play with mine all the time. sometimes they cant even get all ntheir mouth round it.

in college it got round that my dick was really big and fat and i had girls i had never met trying to get with me, seriously.
translation= you're 4 1/2 inches erect.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: mass 04 on December 27, 2008, 08:20:15 AM
guarantee any of you that if you had a dick as big as mine youd show it off as much as possible.
i always laugh at the tiny dick dudes who put a towel around them before they undress tohide their pathetic weener.
i would not want to live if i had a dick like the average man. every girl ive spoken to about it has said how they have to tell those guys "it dont matter" when it actually does.
they love to play with mine all the time. sometimes they cant even get all ntheir mouth round it.

in college it got round that my dick was really big and fat and i had girls i had never met trying to get with me, seriously.
brutal overcompensation.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: spinnis on December 27, 2008, 08:20:19 AM
translation= you're 4 1/2 inches erect.

BRUTAL truth!

 ;D

Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: QuakerOats on December 27, 2008, 08:21:08 AM
BRUTAL truth!

 ;D


exactly, bragging about your penis= hung like a squirrel. :D
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: DeltsaForce on December 27, 2008, 08:21:51 AM
translation= you're 4 1/2 inches erect.
translation = you're jealous that you got such a shitty life deal.

arab trailer trash ashamed of his stinky muslim heritage, check

shitty trailerpark existence, check
shitty trailerwhore girl with a kid by another man, check

unemployed, sending your girl out to sell old bangers, check

owned terrible and mercilessly by derek and alex, check

so lonely and needy of getbig you come back even after being destroyed and laughed at, check
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: QuakerOats on December 27, 2008, 08:22:56 AM
translation = you're jealous that you got such a shitty life deal.

arab trailer trash ashamed of his stinky muslim heritage, check

shitty trailerpark existence, check
shitty trailerwhore girl with a kid by another man, check

unemployed, sending your girl out to sell old bangers, check

owned terrible and mercilessly by derek and alex, check

so lonely and needy of getbig you come back even after being destroyed and laughed at, check
translation= you're slamming your keyboard against your 25 dollar computer desk in anger at me telling you the truth.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Tapeworm on December 27, 2008, 08:25:17 AM
translation= you're slamming your keyboard against your 25 dollar computer desk in anger at me telling you the truth.

(http://omniideas.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/bullseye.jpg)
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: DeltsaForce on December 27, 2008, 08:25:52 AM
translation= you're slamming your keyboard against your 25 dollar computer desk in anger at me telling you the truth.

haha this from the man who licks benz's ass and sucks alex's dick becuase he knows that all the information about his trashwhore girl is out there, being passed around ;D

she sold any cars yet to buy you a broadband connection?
ahahahah
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: DeltsaForce on December 27, 2008, 08:26:39 AM
Dave, what's it like to bring up another man's child as your woman earns the paychecks selling used cars?
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: benz on December 27, 2008, 08:32:14 AM
translation= you're slamming your keyboard against your 25 dollar computer desk in anger at me telling you the truth.

not hating on you but he just killed you with the bastard son incident, stop fighting back, you are a shame and everybody is laughing at you
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: DeltsaForce on December 27, 2008, 08:34:24 AM
not hating on you but he just killed you with the bastard son incident, stop fighting back, you are a shame and everybody is laughing at you

he cannot even put aside his internet addiction to protect :

his dignity
the bastard
the woman

i just wonder what donna makes of all this.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: The Master on December 27, 2008, 08:49:08 AM
Question: When you guys measure the length of your joystick, do you "start" the measurement device where the cock meets the body on the "inside" (at the top of the penis) ->  Cock-> \Measure here? > below abs ->|, or do you put the measurement device "below" the cock, and just let it start where the balls end? -> on this side -> \
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: suckmymuscle on December 27, 2008, 08:50:46 AM
suck my muscle is quite the connisseur of the man bat.

i heard from Ron that suckmymuscle came on here cuz he thought it was a gay porn site.  Ron was pretty shocked when he checked his PMs and had 7 nude images of suckmymuscle on there.  when Ron replied and asked him why he sent him these horrific images, suckmymuscle replied with "well, it's a requirement for most gay on gay dating sites to post cock shots, i figured i'd just speed up the registration process.   got any of your cock, stud?"

needless to say, Ron was not thrilled.

  Nope. Another epic fail. You just can't get one right, dude. It is amazing. And speaking of usernames, "power rod" pretty much takes the gayness award, so don't be the gay living in a glass house and throwing stones. ;D

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Ursus on December 27, 2008, 08:57:06 AM
I saw a goth amateur porn movie the other day, where a couple of goth teenagers fuck each other Gf,s
anyway this lanky skinny goth guy pulls out a HUGE fucking dick haha. Kinda ruined the moment  ;D

I can find a link if anyone wanna see, I think they are over 18 lol.

i seen that aswell LOL letting some guy fuck his girl. He should stop being a goth become a jock and fuck hot cheerleaders
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on December 27, 2008, 08:57:28 AM
translation= you're 4 1/2 inches erect.
:D
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Big_Tymer on December 27, 2008, 08:57:38 AM
Lol, this 'deltasforce' clown has been savagely owned by the legendary squadfather in the past, and has to come back under a gimmick to talk shit  ;D
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: DeltsaForce on December 27, 2008, 08:58:55 AM
Question: When you guys measure the length of your joystick, do you "start" the measurement device where the cock meets the body on the "inside" (at the top of the penis) ->  Cock-> \Measure here? > below abs ->|, or do you put the measurement device "below" the cock, and just let it start where the balls end? -> on this side -> \


Hey bro, for length i use a tailor's measure and start at the bit where my penis join my pubic region. i then measure to the tip making sure not to push the tape into my body and give myself extra inches.

for girth, take the widest point and wrap the tape around, like doing a bicep.

Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: DeltsaForce on December 27, 2008, 09:00:14 AM
Lol, this 'deltasforce' clown has been savagely owned by the legendary squadfather in the past, and has to come back under a gimmick to talk shit  ;D

haha your idol is a trailerman raising another man's son and who is ashamed to be of arab extraction. he is broke and lives off his fat girlfriend.

talk about backing the wrong horse.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: QuakerOats on December 27, 2008, 09:00:38 AM

Hey bro, for length i use a tailor's measure and start at the bit where my penis join my pubic region. i then measure to the tip making sure not to push the tape into my body and give myself extra inches.

for girth, take the widest point and wrap the tape around, like doing a bicep.


do you get your boyfriend hard before you do this?
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Big_Tymer on December 27, 2008, 09:01:17 AM
haha your idol is a trailerman raising another man's son and who is ashamed to be of arab extraction. he is broke and lives off his fat girlfriend.

talk about backing the wrong horse.

hes not my idol i just call it like i see it.  what other names did you post as on these board
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Method101 on December 27, 2008, 09:02:12 AM
How come you guys have balls to up load ur penis pic on the board filled with gays!? :-\
Sorry Kyomu, its a wellknown fact all asians have a small penis, so i don't think you have a chance in this particular contest lol.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: DeltsaForce on December 27, 2008, 09:04:20 AM
do you get your boyfriend hard before you do this?


do you get the shakes when you think about derek anthony and king alex/lord benz exposing your whole pathetic existence and bottom of the barrel lifestyle?

for fucks sake dave, think about the bastard. put down the budget pc, if not for your shredded dignity. do it for the bastard.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Method101 on December 27, 2008, 09:07:10 AM
Taken from Wikipedia:

Studies on penis size
While results vary across studies, the consensus is that the average human penis is approximately 12.9–15 cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length with a 95% confidence interval of (10.7 cm, 19.1 cm) (or, equivalently, 4.23 in, 7.53 in).[9][10][11] The typical girth or circumference is approximately 12.3 cm (4.85 in) when fully erect. The average penis size is slightly larger than the median size (or, put another way, most penises are below average in size).
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: DeltsaForce on December 27, 2008, 09:11:05 AM
wtf 5.1 to 5.9? that must be fucking chinamen bringing the micropenises to the table
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Method101 on December 27, 2008, 09:13:57 AM
wiigs 6.5 incher doesn't agree  ;D
wigs is half white
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: TechnoViking on December 27, 2008, 09:31:39 AM
A black chick who sucked my dick said I had a big dick.  The legend grew from there.  If a black chick validates you then you are good to go.  :D

She was just trying to ease the pain when you found out your wallet was missing...
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: TechnoViking on December 27, 2008, 09:33:00 AM
Pathetic :-X...........................................................Me too minus the bed of seaweed only thing is I'm black. :'( ;D

An old sex story....

Scene:  Wiggs and Tanja (A German Girl) are on the couch watching tv and things start getting hot and heavy.

Tanja: Ooh baby you're hard and it's big.

Wiggs: Yeah baby, look what you're doing to me.

Tanja: Ooh baby I wanna suck it.  How big is it?  8? 9?

Wiggs: (filled with a sense of impending dissappointment blurted) uhm 7.
          (deep inside Wiggs knew he was working with 6.5.  The look of disappointment that spread across Tanja's face served as a FAIL for Wiggs and the legend of all black guys having huge cocks.)


THE END ;D

P.S. We did fuck many, many times and she was the best lay in my life....I got to do anything and everything I wanted.....God Damn I miss that bitch. :'(

LOL!!!
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: TechnoViking on December 27, 2008, 09:38:13 AM
I have a 13 inch cock for real...Of course I have to stick a yard stick 6 inches up my ass to get such a reading... :D
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on December 27, 2008, 09:41:15 AM
Will Grant has to push it 8.5inches up his colon to get that reading TV  :D
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: DeltsaForce on December 27, 2008, 09:48:36 AM
Nice pm from QO ;D



Re: Last chance
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Dude, you mention my family again and I will take legal action against you. I have already told local law enforcement about the likes of benz and alex and my lawyer is taking care of it.
You have one last chance but if you keep posting my details then I will report you to the mods and have your ass in court before your feet touch the ground. I also don't live in a trailer. My girl did once but no longer does. I am not rich but I am not in a trailerpark and never was.
Ive had a shit time recently and only come here to chill out and unwind. Don't make me sue for every penny you got.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on December 27, 2008, 10:03:53 AM
Nice pm from QO ;D



Re: Last chance
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Dude, you mention my family again and I will take legal action against you. I have already told local law enforcement about the likes of benz and alex and my lawyer is taking care of it.
You have one last chance but if you keep posting my details then I will report you to the mods and have your ass in court before your feet touch the ground. I also don't live in a trailer. My girl did once but no longer does. I am not rich but I am not in a trailerpark and never was.
Ive had a shit time recently and only come here to chill out and unwind. Don't make me sue for every penny you got.
epic making shit up due topain inflicted by QO owning

that shit hurtz
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: ManBearPig... on December 27, 2008, 10:14:21 AM
I actually had a land surveying company measure my cock length because the measuring device required for this is not sold in retail.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on December 27, 2008, 10:14:59 AM
Nice pm from QO ;D



Re: Last chance
« Sent to: DeltsaForce on: Today at 08:54:33 AM »
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Dude, you mention my family again and I will take legal action against you. I have already told local law enforcement about the likes of benz and alex and my lawyer is taking care of it.
You have one last chance but if you keep posting my details then I will report you to the mods and have your ass in court before your feet touch the ground. I also don't live in a trailer. My girl did once but no longer does. I am not rich but I am not in a trailerpark and never was.
Ive had a shit time recently and only come here to chill out and unwind. Don't make me sue for every penny you got.

Epic obsession with QO.  ::)

He never uses capitals, nice try though.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Mydavid on December 27, 2008, 10:21:59 AM
You have seen a fair few cocks in your time. Short and thick or long and thin?

Really length does not matter in my opinion...it's all about the girth
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: mass 04 on December 27, 2008, 10:25:21 AM
Really length does not matter in my opinion...it's all about the girth
I'm 0 for 2. :'(
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Stavios on December 27, 2008, 10:26:37 AM
Really length does not matter in my opinion...it's all about the girth

Too much cock talking in this thread

how about a pic of your tits  :D
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on December 27, 2008, 10:42:01 AM
Too much cock talking in this thread

how about a pic of your tits  :D
I strongly second stavios
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: chaos on December 27, 2008, 10:42:07 AM
I heard "Deltsaforce" has the been able to smuggle over from China "The King Kong Ding Dong" in his anus, two at a time.
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: Wiggs on December 27, 2008, 11:41:16 AM
wigs is half white

I'm actually 1/4 white but you couldn't tell unless looking at my features, my cock and my intelligence! :o
Title: Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
Post by: QuakerOats on December 27, 2008, 05:34:10 PM
Nice pm from QO ;D



Re: Last chance
« Sent to: DeltsaForce on: Today at 08:54:33 AM »
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Dude, you mention my family again and I will take legal action against you. I have already told local law enforcement about the likes of benz and alex and my lawyer is taking care of it.
You have one last chance but if you keep posting my details then I will report you to the mods and have your ass in court before your feet touch the ground. I also don't live in a trailer. My girl did once but no longer does. I am not rich but I am not in a trailerpark and never was.
Ive had a shit time recently and only come here to chill out and unwind. Don't make me sue for every penny you got.
::)