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Title: Dungeons and Dragons
Post by: Tapeworm on December 27, 2008, 07:52:53 AM
Fighter, Thief, Cleric, or Wizard?  We also require a Slut to service the needs of The Party.
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Post by: technokc on December 27, 2008, 09:37:26 AM
Ranger.  All the way ranger.
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Post by: Grenade on December 27, 2008, 09:41:25 AM
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Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 27, 2008, 09:50:28 AM
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What are the upgrade options !?! instead of +40 of magic he gets 40 iu's of GH ??
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Post by: ManBearPig... on December 27, 2008, 09:52:09 AM
bloodninja:  Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Post by: Grenade on December 27, 2008, 09:53:17 AM
What are the upgrade options !?! instead of +40 of magic he gets 40 iu's of GH ??


you get synthol injections in shoulders at level 50
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Post by: James Phoenix on December 27, 2008, 11:14:48 AM
Bard.  ;D
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Post by: Schmoe Buster on December 27, 2008, 11:20:07 AM
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Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Post by: technokc on December 27, 2008, 11:21:17 AM
Bard.  ;D

Hahahaha. . . you would be a Bard wouldn't you James? ;D
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Post by: The Master on December 27, 2008, 11:23:47 AM
These people playing D & D = an interesting crowd.
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Post by: James Phoenix on December 27, 2008, 11:30:40 AM
Hahahaha. . . you would be a Bard wouldn't you James? ;D

Absolutely. I am a real life bard.

I'm talking about 2nd edition bards, not the multi-class bards of first edition AD&D.
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Post by: Wiggs on December 27, 2008, 11:32:06 AM
Human Paladin bitches...
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Post by: Alex23 on December 27, 2008, 11:33:54 AM
You mom's mini vans are here. All aboard.
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Post by: technokc on December 27, 2008, 11:34:11 AM
Absolutely. I am a real life bard.

I'm talking about 2nd edition bards, not the multi-class bards of first edition AD&D.

Well, there are no bards in 4th edition, so you are extinct Mr. Phoenix.

But in all geeky fairness, bards weren't half bad in 3rd edition.
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 27, 2008, 11:35:55 AM
drunkard
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Post by: The Master on December 27, 2008, 11:40:01 AM
You mom's mini vans are here. All aboard.


;D
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Post by: mass 04 on December 27, 2008, 11:40:24 AM
You mom's mini vans are here. All aboard.
maybe they don't enjoy the touch of a woman?
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Post by: James Phoenix on December 27, 2008, 11:51:36 AM
Well, there are no bards in 4th edition, so you are extinct Mr. Phoenix.

But in all geeky fairness, bards weren't half bad in 3rd edition.

I stopped playing after 2nd or 3rd ed. and created my own fantasy role-playing system called Age of Magic.
AD&D, in my opinion, was being choked in the quicksand of it's own rules.

A few differences in Age of Magic:

-Much more streamlined.
-Less ambiguous rules.
-No more super characters. (Teamwork and strategy is emphasised. I have a problem with single characters being equal to giants.)
-Role-playing and story is important again. (There is a distinct legend of Zelda vibe)
-Combat is very fast paced and fun. It is conducted with pawns on a board.
-Gameplay is divided in to two distinct turn phases: Seasonal, and Day/Night. (During a seasonal phase, a character, depending on profession, might generate a unit of production (gold, stone, etc.). There is no need to role-play during a seasonal turn phase.
-Players have a stronger role in shaping the town they are based in. The world takes shape due to the characters decisions (whether to build a house, etc.)
-Greater use of visual aids like pawns for characters. There is greater reward in finding an item if you can hold it in your hand or put it on your character.
-Total customisation of characters. There are only skills (modified by abilities), not classes.
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Post by: technokc on December 27, 2008, 11:56:45 AM
maybe they don't enjoy the touch of a woman?

Well I got a decent looking woman, a decent body, a good career path.  What's the problem with pretending to be a ranger on the hunt for his lost daughter once in a while. :D
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Post by: technokc on December 27, 2008, 12:06:06 PM
I stopped playing after 2nd or 3rd ed. and created my own fantasy role-playing system called Age of Magic.
AD&D, in my opinion, was being choked in the quicksand of it's own rules.

A few differences in Age of Magic:

-Much more streamlined.
-Less ambiguous rules.
-No more super characters. (Teamwork and strategy is emphasised. I have a problem with single characters being equal to giants.)
-Role-playing and story is important again. (There is a distinct legend of Zelda vibe)
-Combat is very fast paced and fun. It is conducted with pawns on a board.
-Gameplay is divided in to two distinct turn phases: Seasonal, and Day/Night. (During a seasonal phase, a character, depending on profession, might generate a unit of production (gold, stone, etc.). There is no need to role-play during a seasonal turn phase.
-Players have a stronger role in shaping the town they are based in. The world takes shape due to the characters decisions (whether to build a house, etc.)
-Greater use of visual aids like pawns for characters. There is greater reward in finding an item if you can hold it in your hand or put it on your character.
-Total customisation of characters. There are only skills (modified by abilities), not classes.

This is the stuff I always found most interesting about dnd.
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Post by: Tapeworm on December 27, 2008, 06:08:37 PM
The Tavern had begun to fill with its usual late afternoon assortment of local characters - sunburnt farmers avoiding their fat wives, lazy shopkeeps looking for an early drink, and less than successful adventurers, now mostly grey, spending the last of their copper pieces on mead and slurring their way through the tallest of tales to one another.  "You won't believe it, but I once..."

A few strangers had made their way into The Tavern this day as well. 

Ranger.  All the way ranger.

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Being regarded with a suspicious eye by the conservative townsfolk, they had fallen into conversation with one another at a table in the corner, which consisted mostly of uncomfortable silences until the bottom of the fourth double-pint mug of mead.  About this time The Ranger, whose lifetime of companionless wandering left him wholly lacking in social graces, took exception to The Bodybuilder's continuous posing and pointed out The Bodybuilder's lack of cardiovascular endurance. 

Human Paladin bitches...

The Paladin interrupted The Bodybuilder's response with yet another comment about how his horse was in very good shape,

drunkard

and The Drunkard, who had been enjoying the mead at a far more aggressive rate of consumption, declared, "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

Bard.  ;D

The Bard was a sensitive fellow by nature and, although he was visably shaken by the bickering, he began to sing a soft and soulful ballad which no one could hear very well over the growing argument.



The barkeep, something of a legend in the Local Shire due to rumors of an ogre in his ancestry, was a fellow of generous spirit but his low threshhold of tolerance for any behavior of his patrons which might be called "irregular" was well documented.


You mom's mini vans are here. All aboard.


... which Gary Busey and The Pimp found amusing, causing Gary Busey to display his oversized chompers for a good 18 seconds, while The Pimp intimated that if these guys were ever going to get laid it would probably require some sort of Epic Quest.


;D

maybe they don't enjoy the touch of a woman?






What happened next would change the course of their collective destiny... forever!
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Post by: technokc on December 28, 2008, 04:23:54 PM
Good shit Tapeworm!!!! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Post by: James Phoenix on December 28, 2008, 10:54:40 PM
Ya, that's funny!  :D
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Post by: Tapeworm on December 28, 2008, 11:52:21 PM
Spirits were good in The Tavern.

Good shit Tapeworm!!!! ;D ;D

Ya, that's funny!  :D


Arguments and debates waned, and the company was content to let the fading sunlight be replaced by the cheery glow of the Barkeep's freshly lit fire, to stuff their bellies with the House Fare, and to out do one another's tales of glory with obviously false, but happily received, fables of fortune.

But Fate is a wild mistress.  There's no telling what She will do next, and in Her usual habit Fate was determined that Our Heroes would not enjoy an evening of quietude. 

A gust of icy wind blown down from the Frozen North itself flung open the door, causing the fire to pop and roar and the startled occupants to cast their unanimous gaze on the open door.  It was precisely at that moment that she entered the establishment.


What would Our Heroes do?
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Post by: technokc on December 31, 2008, 12:47:12 PM
Can I roll a 1d4 to see how many times she will have sex with me tonight?
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Post by: Tapeworm on December 31, 2008, 07:34:36 PM
No one else seems to know what to do so she's all yours stud!
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Post by: James Phoenix on January 02, 2009, 08:28:15 PM
I charm her with my bardic music before beating her cervix to death with my vorpal sword.