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I see this girl, about 2-3 times a week. She seems about my age. Walks by me in the weights section when she isnt training with weights and stares at me. This is a hey, eyefucking me look.. This happens whenever I'm there. I watched her walk to her car noting what car she drove and checked the next day, noticed a parking pass to the same college as me. And yes, She is hott. I always have head phones on, how can i strike up a convo with this broad??
No this isnt a joke. LOL.
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I see this girl, about 2-3 times a week. She seems about my age. Walks by me in the weights section when she isnt training with weights and stares at me. This is a hey, eyefucking me look.. This happens whenever I'm there. I watched her walk to her car noting what car she drove and checked the next day, noticed a parking pass to the same college as me. And yes, She is hott. I always have head phones on, how can i strike up a convo with this broad??
No this isnt a joke. LOL.
You open your mouth and say something.
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Ask her to do abs with you. Be sure you know a good ab routine that just involves the floor and no machines. Abs are very boring so she will not turn you down, then just take it from there.
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Don't mention you like BB or Boooooom she will think your Gay.Strike up a conversation and ask her to show you her Flaps. :-\
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You open your mouth and say something.
Good suggestion.
A lot of times guys think it's so important what they say. It's not. What's important is that they say something, anything, and get the chemistry between you going. Just ask her anything. Tell her hi and ask how she's doing or something, it doesn't matter a whole lot as long as you get talking. Just think about fucking her while you talk to her, she'll somehow pick up on it. It's neat how that works. ;)
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Good suggestion.
A lot of times guys think it's so important what they say. It's not. What's important is that they say something, anything, and get the chemistry between you going. Just ask her anything. Tell her hi and ask how she's doing or something, it doesn't matter a whole lot as long as you get talking. Just think about fucking her while you talk to her, she'll somehow pick up on it. It's neat how that works. ;)
Yes! Debussey was thinking about writing the same thing. Why the fuck worry about "what to say to her?" If you do, you'll probably be tensed up and come across as a bit "freaky". Just say something, and don't think too much. If you are "in the zone", the communication will work fine because it's as Soundness says not in the words as much as it is in your mental state at that moment. Also, if you are a bit "tensed up" and come up with something funny to say, she will probably not laugh of it because jokes = not funny if the person = tensed up.
She's just a person for fucks sake, just like everybody else. And during the best times you have shared with other people in your life, you have most likely NOT been "thinking hard about what you should say". You've simply "been there". That's when teh magic happens.
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say 'hello' or 'hi, how are you?'...
if she's interested, you'll know.
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or you could slip a roofy in her protein water while she is on the abductor machine. ;)
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Good suggestion.
A lot of times guys think it's so important what they say. It's not. What's important is that they say something, anything, and get the chemistry between you going. Just ask her anything. Tell her hi and ask how she's doing or something, it doesn't matter a whole lot as long as you get talking. Just think about fucking her while you talk to her, she'll somehow pick up on it. It's neat how that works. ;)
haha yes that works
but BE CAREFUL what you wish for!
when push comes to shove and cock comes to vagina it may not be what you want
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haha yes that works
but BE CAREFUL what you wish for!
when push comes to shove and cock comes to vagina it may not be what you want
You can always "pull out".
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I'm a big believer in getting straight to the point, ask her point blank on a scale of 1-10 what are the chances of intercourse. If it helps your cause I'm happy for you to tell her you know me...
;)
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1) take headphones off
2) ask for a spot on something like side lateral raises or bench press.
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Good suggestion.
A lot of times guys think it's so important what they say. It's not. What's important is that they say something, anything, and get the chemistry between you going. Just ask her anything. Tell her hi and ask how she's doing or something, it doesn't matter a whole lot as long as you get talking. Just think about fucking her while you talk to her, she'll somehow pick up on it. It's neat how that works. ;)
I'm going to try that, I'll probably start jerking off half way through the covnersation though!
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Ask her to do abs with you. Be sure you know a good ab routine that just involves the floor and no machines. Abs are very boring so she will not turn you down, then just take it from there.
Gay idea.
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Post pics or it didn't happen.
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I have a similiar problem that i need to get out of...this hot russian girl that changes the waste paper baskets at work keeps giving me the intense I want to sleep with you looks. She comes around every night around 6 6:30, I like to work late when no one is around to get things done, and she bends down to get my waste paper basket and gives me a deep sexy look and says hi and smiles....I smile back and say thanks just to be polite but I feel very uncomfortable which only makes her think I am interested. I dont want to further this relationship or talk to her at all, but I dont want to be rude to her and make her feel like shit emptying my garbage can. She seems like a sweet girl and is just off the boat.
what do I do guys?
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I have a similiar problem that i need to get out of...this hot russian girl that changes the waste paper baskets at work keeps giving me the intense I want to sleep with you looks. She comes around every night around 6 6:30, I like to work late when no one is around to get things done, and she bends down to get my waste paper basket and gives me a deep sexy look and says hi and smiles....I smile back and say thanks just to be polite but I feel very uncomfortable which only makes her think I am interested. I dont want to further this relationship or talk to her at all, but I dont want to be rude to her and make her feel like shit emptying my garbage can. She seems like a sweet girl and is just off the boat.
what do I do guys?
Aren't you an open fruitbooty?
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I have a similiar problem that i need to get out of...this hot russian girl that changes the waste paper baskets at work keeps giving me the intense I want to sleep with you looks. She comes around every night around 6 6:30, I like to work late when no one is around to get things done, and she bends down to get my waste paper basket and gives me a deep sexy look and says hi and smiles....I smile back and say thanks just to be polite but I feel very uncomfortable which only makes her think I am interested. I dont want to further this relationship or talk to her at all, but I dont want to be rude to her and make her feel like shit emptying my garbage can. She seems like a sweet girl and is just off the boat.
what do I do guys?
Cut your penis off, as you are a disgrace to men!! >:(
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1) take headphones off
2) ask for a spot on something like side lateral raises or bench press.
Respectfully disagree. Well I suppose it depends on what you look like and what kind of weights you're using, but this is pretty see through nonetheless. The upfront approach is better, imo. Just introduce yourself and ask her how she's doin. If you're too nervous to do that, start by saying hi to her or even just acknowledging her presence a couple of days in a row, then an oppurtunity will present itself. Last, take your headphones off when she's even in the gym, nothing is less inviting than headphones.
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You open your mouth and say something.
;D
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Aren't you an open fruitbooty?
:D :D :D
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I see this girl, about 2-3 times a week. She seems about my age. Walks by me in the weights section when she isnt training with weights and stares at me. This is a hey, eyefucking me look.. This happens whenever I'm there. I watched her walk to her car noting what car she drove and checked the next day, noticed a parking pass to the same college as me. And yes, She is hott. I always have head phones on, how can i strike up a convo with this broad??
No this isnt a joke. LOL.
tell her " you gonna propose or just stare?"
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I have a similiar problem that i need to get out of...this hot russian girl that changes the waste paper baskets at work keeps giving me the intense I want to sleep with you looks. She comes around every night around 6 6:30, I like to work late when no one is around to get things done, and she bends down to get my waste paper basket and gives me a deep sexy look and says hi and smiles....I smile back and say thanks just to be polite but I feel very uncomfortable which only makes her think I am interested. I dont want to further this relationship or talk to her at all, but I dont want to be rude to her and make her feel like shit emptying my garbage can. She seems like a sweet girl and is just off the boat.
what do I do guys?
chop off your dick cuz you dont deserve to have one >:(
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tell her " you gonna propose or just stare?"
thats probably the winner if hes Sure she really are looking at him.
If the is, she will laugh and the ice is broken.
and ofcourse say it with a SMILE ;D
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Aren't you an open fruitbooty?
hahah, my huge guns make the girls think I'm straight, what can I do? :D
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chop off your dick cuz you dont deserve to have one >:(
hahah, sorry dude....I also was getting hit on by all these slutty hispanic sales girls while I was Christmas shopping too, freaked my out because they are so aggresive, do you guys really like that?....its also weird cause recently I have like lost 10-15 lbs cause I just started a new job...I think its true that girls like smaller more boyish looking guys.
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I have a similiar problem that i need to get out of...this hot russian girl that changes the waste paper baskets at work keeps giving me the intense I want to sleep with you looks. She comes around every night around 6 6:30, I like to work late when no one is around to get things done, and she bends down to get my waste paper basket and gives me a deep sexy look and says hi and smiles....I smile back and say thanks just to be polite but I feel very uncomfortable which only makes her think I am interested. I dont want to further this relationship or talk to her at all, but I dont want to be rude to her and make her feel like shit emptying my garbage can. She seems like a sweet girl and is just off the boat.
what do I do guys?
hooooooly shit
You married or in a relationship?
She sure thinks so by now.
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hahah, my huge guns make the girls think I'm straight, what can I do? :D
In that case just leave a Flex magazine open to some glute shots and be sure she sees it. Should make her run for cover. 8)
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exactly, never try to think about something cool to say, just talk, even its boring stuff. if shes into you it doesnt matter what you say.
it may be cliche but being yourself is always the best thing to do.
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In that case just leave a Flex magazine open to some glute shots and be sure she sees it. Should make her run for cover. 8)
:D :D :D
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exactly, never try to think about something cool to say, just talk, even its boring stuff. if shes into you it doesnt matter what you say.
it may be cliche but being yourself is always the best thing to do.
That or take a risk and say something risky, laugh= you in, silence = pick another girl.
;D
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just be genuine...be you. Don't try to come off as rico suave smooth line daddy when you are not.
you'd be amazed how much a$$ you can pull, if that is your goal, by simply being genuine. females have heard all the "lines" trust me...especially the fine ones.
for example pass by her when she doing leg extensions or some sh*t when the crowd has died down around here and hit her with a simple "are you using this?" (this can be anything in the area)
her "no"
you (give her the simple up and down head nod with a smirk on your face cutting cat eye at her as if to say you doing your thing keep it up .....meanwhile picking up whatever it was you asked her if she was using...could be a 10lb weight...doesn't matter.., )
her "what?(smiling already) OR...she won't respond at all....bottom line is you passed a milestone you haven't even come close to yet. You atleast spoke...she knows you are a friendly person (or atleast thinks that)...etc you put in good credit with her basically while other dudes have crashed and burned in one outing (bad credit with her)
if she responds.....
you "nah just saying I see you in here and you get your workout on pretty hard...etc...yadda, yadda,...you into sports,modeling...etc..yadda,yadda.
....basically you've broken the ice here....you take it from there. Remember sometimes it takes time to get good credit...no time to get bad credit. Same when dealing with females and people. Invest homie. Invest in good credit.
I'm going to start charging you bastards pretty soon. Pimp-o-logy costs $$$$. ;)
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I had the same thing. She was absolutely stunning and was always staring at me and was hanging around my spot. Guess we waited for each other to start a conversation.. it never happened.
Total shame, she had a very tight body and a lovely face. I'm still slapping myself each day because of this. I guess i was afraid to say something stupid and blow my chance. I haven't seen her turn up in the gym for months now.
So today's lesson: Just fucking talk to the bitches you like.. and even when you fail there are millions of other females around.
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I had the same thing. She was absolutely stunning and was always staring at me and was hanging around my spot. Guess we waited for each other to start a conversation.. it never happened.
Total shame, she had a very tight body and a lovely face. I'm still slapping myself each day because of this. I guess i was afraid to say something stupid and blow my chance. I haven't seen her turn up in the gym for months now.
So today's lesson: Just fucking talk to the bitches you like.. and even when you fail there are millions of other females around.
yep..it's all a numbers game...really. If you think about it....how many hoes....I mean females have you seen that have gotten your attention right after you just saw another fine one?.....dozens maybe thousands i'm sure.......just run the numbers basically.
a good car salesmans runs the numbers.....he doesn't sell every single customer..it's impossible....but he usually approaches waaay more than the other salesman and usually puts in good credit with the ones he didn't sell ,so they can pass him off to other customers...etc
females do that also..they'll tell their girl they shot you down, but you were cut....show their friend you at the gym or something whatever...and the friends wants to take you down.
play on players. ;)
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I see this girl, about 2-3 times a week. She seems about my age. Walks by me in the weights section when she isnt training with weights and stares at me. This is a hey, eyefucking me look.. This happens whenever I'm there. I watched her walk to her car noting what car she drove and checked the next day, noticed a parking pass to the same college as me. And yes, She is hott. I always have head phones on, how can i strike up a convo with this broad??
No this isnt a joke. LOL.
You might want to just talk to her. As said above, just strike up a conversation and make sure to focus on her the whole time. Women love when you focus on them. What do you do? Where are you from? Answer: I'm a model....I live in (insert city). Thats great. You must love modeling; thats a great career to have. I live in that area also...what do you like to do on the weekends? I like to go to x bar since its around x college. Wow you go to x college? I go there to. How do you like it? Are you enjoying the semester? She answers. Then you ask her to get together. Since she likes you, it's really no more complicated than talking to her and not coming off like a retard, or a person who likes to talk about themselves all the time. The poster above makes a good point linking talking to women with sales. In sales you always want to focus on the customers wants and needs. You focus on them, not how great you are.
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I keep having stunning, ostentatious girls callously break into my home gym and do nude swiss ball 'core' workouts when I'm trying to pre-exhaust the lateral head of my delts. >:(
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yes women love it when ur showing interest in them, you should talk in their language and youre in.
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I see this girl, about 2-3 times a week. She seems about my age. Walks by me in the weights section when she isnt training with weights and stares at me. This is a hey, eyefucking me look.. This happens whenever I'm there. I watched her walk to her car noting what car she drove and checked the next day, noticed a parking pass to the same college as me. And yes, She is hott. I always have head phones on, how can i strike up a convo with this broad??
No this isnt a joke. LOL.
pull your pants down right in front of her and say "dont just stare at it! Eat it!"
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You've already showed your stalker capabilities by finding out what she drives.just take the next step,chloroform on a rag.
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to be honnest, if you cant even handle this, your chances to be able to handle the following of a relationship with her are very thin.
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Dazzle her with your amazing grasp & usage of the English language.
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Wait until she makes eye contact then say: 'Bat in the cave." She'll say 'What?' Then tap your nostril and repeat it. Stand up, extend your index finger, and advance toward her. She'll stand her ground if it's meant to be.
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Take off your headphones when you see her coming and smile. Hi. Do you go to CSU? (or wherever you go) ... Yeah, I think I've seen you before. You look familiar. Where do you hang out? ... Cool. I'm Micheal, btw...
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let me get this straight.your asking how to approach a women thats giving you the come fuck me eye's.theres no help 4 guy's like you.
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I see this girl, about 2-3 times a week. She seems about my age. Walks by me in the weights section when she isnt training with weights and stares at me. This is a hey, eyefucking me look.. This happens whenever I'm there. I watched her walk to her car noting what car she drove and checked the next day, noticed a parking pass to the same college as me. And yes, She is hott. I always have head phones on, how can i strike up a convo with this broad??
No this isnt a joke. LOL.
Sounds like Penthouse Forums.. Bang her and report back immediately.
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Sounds like Penthouse Forums.. Bang her and report back immediately.
he's not gonna do anything, if he's on here asking for advice he's obviously a virgin.
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Wait until she makes eye contact then say: 'Bat in the cave." She'll say 'What?' Then tap your nostril and repeat it. Stand up, extend your index finger, and advance toward her. She'll stand her ground if it's meant to be.
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Take off your headphones when you see her coming and smile. Hi. Do you go to CSU? (or wherever you go) ... Yeah, I think I've seen you before. You look familiar. Where do you hang out? ... Cool. I'm Micheal, btw...
:D :D :D :D
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I keep having stunning, ostentatious girls callously break into my home gym and do nude swiss ball 'core' workouts when I'm trying to pre-exhaust the lateral head of my delts. >:(
haha...I went to high school with that chick
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Good suggestion.
A lot of times guys think it's so important what they say. It's not. What's important is that they say something, anything, and get the chemistry between you going. Just ask her anything. Tell her hi and ask how she's doing or something, it doesn't matter a whole lot as long as you get talking. Just think about fucking her while you talk to her, she'll somehow pick up on it. It's neat how that works. ;)
just hope she finds you attractive and let the filthy slut in her do all the work if she dosent talk to you, she obviously does not think your good enough. All you have to do is smile back at her to find out.
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pull your pants down right in front of her and say "dont just stare at it! Eat it!"
not everyone likes girls to eat their ass out like you flagdajones.