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I got my first one today........(Does this signal the end of my "Manhood?")
Hi Sweetie,
I forgot to ask you to do a couple things today. I know you have a couple people to train, so if you can't get to them let me know and I'll just come home from work tonight and do them.
* First, the dog was nice enough to crap in front of my dresser. I felt him get off the bed this morning so I got up, but wasn't in time to stop him. I didn't know he did it until I went and got underwear from the dresser and was using my phone as a light.
* Put away your clothes in spare room
* Make our bed (I don't think Shawn is coming today/tonight but just in case…better safe than sorry. :)
* Clean your mirrors in your bathroom (you did a great job in there but the mirrors are smudgy - also, we should get you something to put down under the sink for easy access to your stuff instead of that box.)
* Close laundry doors (don't do laundry)
* Make sure counters are debris free
* And lastly, can you go through the wicker chest of shoes and bring up the sneakers you don't always wear. It's obviously too full because we are leaving our sneakers outside of the chest on furniture, lol.
Thanks!
I love you.
Laura
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I'm not impressed. Mine are much longer & a lot meaner.
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I require the woman send some latina or brazilian porn pics with the daily to do list. it's the only way I comply, and feel like i still possess some control in a situation when i obviously do not :)
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haha, Mike. Just be sure Laura is on that "list..."
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I got my first one today........(Does this signal the end of my "Manhood?")
Hi Sweetie,
I forgot to ask you to do a couple things today. I know you have a couple people to train, so if you can't get to them let me know and I'll just come home from work tonight and do them.
* First, the dog was nice enough to crap in front of my dresser. I felt him get off the bed this morning so I got up, but wasn't in time to stop him. I didn't know he did it until I went and got underwear from the dresser and was using my phone as a light.
* Put away your clothes in spare room
* Make our bed (I don't think Shawn is coming today/tonight but just in case…better safe than sorry. :)
* Clean your mirrors in your bathroom (you did a great job in there but the mirrors are smudgy - also, we should get you something to put down under the sink for easy access to your stuff instead of that box.)
* Close laundry doors (don't do laundry)
* Make sure counters are debris free
* And lastly, can you go through the wicker chest of shoes and bring up the sneakers you don't always wear. It's obviously too full because we are leaving our sneakers outside of the chest on furniture, lol.
Thanks!
I love you.
Laura
That looks like a partial list we leave for the housekeeper :D
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lol
i would ga crazy if a girl ever gives me a to do list
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Uh oh!
* Close laundry doors (don't do laundry)
LOLOLOLOZ
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why would you need a list to help out in your shared home? are you retarded?
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Laura putting her man to work, typical feminized western men.
jt
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Laura putting her man to work, typical feminized western men.
jt
true man true
i'm not old fashioned but trust me,if i get married one day i will make sure that i don't do anything in MY house
my mother and my grandmother don't have a problem with that and that's the right way
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I'd be worried about who Shawn is and why you have to make the bed :o
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I'd be worried about who Shawn is and why you have to make the bed :o
he should slap her and tell her to do it on her own
haha i bet she doesn't even cook
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That looks like a partial list we leave for the housekeeper :D
:'(
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I'd be worried about who Shawn is and why you have to make the bed :o
hahaha
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(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s37/djvitamins_2007/PUSSYWHIPPED.jpg)
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I'd be worried about who Shawn is and why you have to make the bed :o
x2
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Who's Shawn, Mike?
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definitions
demasculinize (v.)
remove the testicles of a male animal.
:(
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Who's Shawn, Mike?
Landlord (we rent a townhouse from one of my Personal Training Clients)
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Landlord (we rent a townhouse from one of my Personal Training Clients)
Why does he care if the bed is made or not? ???
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definitions
demasculinize (v.)
remove the testicles of a male animal.
:(
they shoudl just remove the pituitary gland when you get married.
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Landlord (we rent a townhouse from one of my Personal Training Clients)
you mean you sleep with one of your male clients in exchange for a townhouse?
jt
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Like the tang? Then do the "honey-doos"
After a while it's always best to just surrender to the ole "happy wife, happy life" mentality. My life got much simpler when I dropped my defenses and just put a new fuggin roll of toilet paper on the the little deal in the bathroom or hung my towels up.
Sometimes, just for grins, I'll put the toilet paper on the towel hanger and the towel on the toilet paper thing....she steams and smiles a little and I laugh. My favorite thing to do is to lay on the bed immediately after she makes it....why men enjoy seeing there women aggravated I'll never understand.
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you mean you sleep with one of your male clients in exchange for a townhouse?
jt
We live in though times.
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I'm not impressed. Mine are much longer & a lot meaner.
No joke.
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Sometimes, just for grins, I'll put the toilet paper on the towel hanger and the towel on the toilet paper thing....she steams and smiles a little and I laugh.
;D
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true man true
i'm not old fashioned but trust me,if i get married one day i will make sure that i don't do anything in MY house
my mother and my grandmother don't have a problem with that and that's the right way
Good luck with that ;D, Chicks who cook and clean and let you bang there ass much as you want are a dime a dozen. I chose to marry a chick with a career who challenges me and keeps me on my toes. I alway got bored with those chick who just did whatever I told them to do.
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Make our bed (I don't think Shawn is coming today/tonight but just in case…better safe than sorry. :)
??? ???
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No joke.
Preach on brother. Mine usually start out something like "Since you can't seem to remember to clean the basement like you said you would for the past month...".
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Good job, Laura... the men always seem to need a little assistance when it comes to the basic necessities and not living in squalor! Keep it up!
Mike, get to work!! >:(
LOL @ the laundry... was the pic that stella posted a shirt that you had washed before? ;D
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Good job, Laura... the men always seem to need a little assistance when it comes to the basic necessities and not living in squalor! Keep it up!
Mike, get to work!! >:(
LOL @ the laundry... was the pic that stella posted a shirt that you had washed before? ;D
I know I do...I forget things all the time. Don't tell me today something you want me to do/remember next week because it ain't happening.
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Good job, Laura... the men always seem to need a little assistance when it comes to the basic necessities and not living in squalor! Keep it up!
Mike, get to work!! >:(
LOL @ the laundry... was the pic that stella posted a shirt that you had washed before? ;D
good post
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Good job, Laura... the men always seem to need a little assistance when it comes to the basic necessities and not living in squalor! Keep it up!
Mike, get to work!! >:(
LOL @ the laundry... was the pic that stella posted a shirt that you had washed before? ;D
if you want the stuff clean, clean it yourself ;)
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Good job, Laura... the men always seem to need a little assistance when it comes to the basic necessities and not living in squalor! Keep it up!
Mike, get to work!! >:(
LOL @ the laundry... was the pic that stella posted a shirt that you had washed before? ;D
lol!.............i got 15 mins before Laura comes home from work and i haven't done any of it yet!!!
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Uh oh!
LOLOLOLOZ
LOL this cracks me up... and is EXACTLY the reason why my husband is not allowed to do any laundry!!
;D
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Preach on brother. Mine usually start out something like "Since you can't seem to remember to clean the basement like you said you would for the past month...".
I tend to get the magical invisible lists.
You know, the ones that have all the things I was suppose to do... but I have never actually seen or heard any of these things?
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Let me begin by saying I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I have not been in the greatest of moods today so this was a treat. This is definitely an interesting thread. Let's see...where to begin...
First off, as he stated our landlord is coming in this weekend and I like to have everything nice and clean when he visits. I like him to know we are taking good care of his property.
Secondly, I CLEANED THE ENTIRE HOUSE (BOTH FLOORS) FROM TOP TO BOTTOM INCLUDING SHAMPOOING THE CARPETS (INCLUSIVE OF 3 BEDROOMS, HALLWAYS AND STAIRS) with the exception of "his" bathroom (which I did end up washing the floor) so I didn't think asking him to make a bed he sleeps in, putting "his" clothes away, closing a laundry door, picking up the dogs little poop, wiping down the counter and his bathroom mirror, putting away "his" sneakers a big deal.
Third, I don't ask Mike to do much, in fact I don't ask him to do anything in the house except to keep his bathroom clean. And when I start cleaning the house from top to bottom he retreats into another room and then wonders why I start getting what he calls "pissy" and proceeds to say "why don't you ask me for help?" I shouldn't have to...I don't live there alone and I certainly didn't make all the mess.
So with that said, this is why he got a "to do list" when I left for work this morning.
So I'm sorry Sweetie, that I demasculinized you.
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I know a good divorce attorney.
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Let me begin by saying I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I have not been in the greatest of moods today so this was a treat. This is definitely an interesting thread. Let's see...where to begin...
First off, as he stated our landlord is coming in this weekend and I like to have everything nice and clean when he visits. I like him to know we are taking good care of his property.
Secondly, I CLEANED THE ENTIRE HOUSE (BOTH FLOORS) FROM TOP TO BOTTOM INCLUDING SHAMPOOING THE CARPETS (INCLUSIVE OF 3 BEDROOMS, HALLWAYS AND STAIRS) with the exception of "his" bathroom (which I did end up washing the floor) so I didn't think asking him to make a bed he sleeps in, putting "his" clothes away, closing a laundry door, picking up the dogs little poop, wiping down the counter and his bathroom mirror, putting away "his" sneakers a big deal.
Third, I don't ask Mike to do much, in fact I don't ask him to do anything in the house except to keep his bathroom clean. And when I start cleaning the house from top to bottom he retreats into another room and then wonders why I start getting what he calls "pissy" and proceeds to say "why don't you ask me for help?" I shouldn't have to...I don't live there alone and I certainly didn't make all the mess.
So with that said, this is why he got a "to do list" when I left for work this morning.
So I'm sorry Sweetie, that I demasculinized you.
lol!......................no w you guys have really done it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I know alot of divorce attorney's :(
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proceeds to say "why don't you ask me for help?" I shouldn't have to...
Reminds me of that movie, Breakup with Jennifer Aniston and the funny dude... don't remember his name...
anyway, I feel for you mike !
My girlfriend always gives me shit for not doing any clean up but she never ask me to do it.
YOU JUST HAVE TO ASK ! :o
Stavios out ! 8)
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I know alot of divorce attorney's :(
that was funny Joe ;D
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he should slap her and tell her to do it on her own
haha i bet she doesn't even cook
BINGO!
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BINGO!
haha Mike is sleeping on the couch tonight ;D
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Mike youse needz to git yo ho on a leash, yo.....
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no sex for a week Arvilla
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no sex for a week Arvilla
exactly !
Calling her out on the "to do list" was bad enough, but the "she doesn't even cook" was the icing on the cake !
Mike is fucked :'(
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Mike, if/when you get kicked to the curb, i have a guest house on my estate you can live in. Just mow the lawn and clean the pool and you can live for free with the finest supplements while chasing the dream.
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lol!.............i got 15 mins before Laura comes home from work and i haven't done any of it yet!!!
Time to get out the strap-on Laura :D
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Michael, or is it Michelle? You must return to your manly ways by immediately round housing "Laura" when you see her.
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Hey everyone. I'm sorry. Like I said, I got up in a bad mood and have carried it with me all day. Mike said he started this thread all in good fun and not to hurt my feelings. I just felt like I was being unappreciated and was hurt. Sometimes not everyone finds the same things funny...and this was one of them. :( I guess I shouldn't be so sensitive and defensive.
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My husband just said that today ;D
;D
If a man is in it to win it, most eventually figure this out.
The other part....well.....I'm still a guy.
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Hey everyone. I'm sorry. Like I said, I got up in a bad mood and have carried it with me all day. Mike said he started this thread all in good fun and not to hurt my feelings. I just felt like I was being unappreciated and was hurt. Sometimes not everyone finds the same things funny...and this was one of them. :( I guess I shouldn't be so sensitive and defensive.
you guys need to let this go, open a bottle of champagne and have sex all night long
you can thank Stavios afterward 8)
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you guys need to let this go, open a bottle of champagne and have sex all night long
you can thank Stavios afterward 8)
"All night long" you young guys are funny :)