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Title: altercation at the gym
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on January 10, 2009, 01:36:12 PM

So I'm at the gym today doing squats. Some twink comes up to me and says "it's my turn." i say, 'look i got one more set, calm down.' Then this homo hits me with his fanny pack.

So I stomp a mudhole in his ass. He gets pissed and calls Johnny Law. We both go down to the station and the cops are hella cool. We ate donuts, they let me shoot their guns, fly the helicopter, the whole thing.

Anyway, im leaving and i see this "dude" in the holding cell. I say, 'he learned his lesson let him out' The Captain tells me he has a warrant out for his arrest. Seems he was humping a german shepard and broke his back!.

I need a new gym

Title: Re: altercation at the gym
Post by: spinnis on January 10, 2009, 01:37:47 PM

Crazy funny story................... ...


Now leave forever.

Title: Re: altercation at the gym
Post by: Camel Jockey on January 10, 2009, 01:41:22 PM

Quote from: Swede! on January 10, 2009, 01:37:47 PM

Crazy funny story................... ...


Now leave forever.

It parallels suckyqueer's story don't you get it  ;D

Title: Re: altercation at the gym
Post by: ozman on January 10, 2009, 01:43:13 PM

HA

Title: Re: altercation at the gym
Post by: Kwon on January 10, 2009, 02:50:50 PM

Good one Aero!

Title: Re: altercation at the gym
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on January 10, 2009, 02:51:45 PM

Quote from: airosol on January 10, 2009, 01:36:12 PM

So I'm at the gym today doing squats. Some twink comes up to me and says "it's my turn." i say, 'look i got one more set, calm down.' Then this homo hits me with his fanny pack.

So I stomp a mudhole in his ass. He gets pissed and calls Johnny Law. We both go down to the station and the cops are hella cool. We ate donuts, they let me shoot their guns, fly the helicopter, the whole thing.

Anyway, im leaving and i see this "dude" in the holding cell. I say, 'he learned his lesson let him out' The Captain tells me he has a warrant out for his arrest. Seems he was humping a german shepard and broke his back!.

I need a new gym

I bet your massive triceps would make me faint just like colondrizzle. Man i would love to know what one day is like in your shoes.

Title: Re: altercation at the gym
Post by: Honour on January 10, 2009, 03:17:33 PM

Quote from: airosol on January 10, 2009, 01:36:12 PM

Seems he was humping a german shepard and broke his back!.

WTF ???.....Some great stories comming out today ;D