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Title: Altercation At The Gym!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: mass 04 on January 10, 2009, 01:43:19 PM
It was a typical Saturday morning, I kissed my model wife on the cheek as she was still ravaged from the supermodel orgy from the previous night, hopped into my rolls royce and was off to the gym. I walked in finger fucked the chick at the front desk and was ready to wage war with the iron. Feeling invigorated from my pre workout fish taco, I decided to take things up a notch.

I warmed up with leg extensions for the stack, slid knee wraps below my 35 inch thighs and proceeded to the squat rack. As i made my pilgrimage to the sacred grounds i noticed a line forming. I figured hey, if these twinks want a show they're gonna get one BOOM! Much to my dismay the one bar was in use. Don't ask why a multi millionaire goes to a gym with one Olympic bar. As the confrontation was getting heated, i could feel my 736 gram whey shake and 9 cups of rice kicking in. I told the guy if he values his life, he'll leave now and let daddy go to work.

Defeated he walked away, i started piling on plates when out of nowhere, he hit me, Laughing at this i proceeded to invoke lessons taught to me by the Gracie's and took care of this joker in ten seconds. Knowing my capabilities, the freshly finger fucked chick called the SWAT team. A German Shepperd was released, but the twinks neck was broken with my bare hands and military pressed to failure. The national guard was called in and hauled me to jail, but not before a fisting session with the front desk chick. Pumped from all this action i couldn't fit into a normal cop car. Updates to follow.
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Post by: ozman on January 10, 2009, 01:45:44 PM
getting better and better

keep them coming
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Post by: Camel Jockey on January 10, 2009, 01:48:30 PM
It was a typical Saturday morning, I kissed my model wife on the cheek as she was still ravaged from the supermodel orgy from the previous night, hopped into my rolls royce and was off to the gym. I walked in finger fucked the chick at the front desk and was ready to wage war with the iron. Feeling invigorated from my pre workout fish taco, I decided to take things up a notch.

I warmed up with leg extensions for the stack, slid knee wraps below my 35 inch thighs and proceeded to the squat rack. As i made my pilgrimage to the sacred grounds i noticed a line forming. I figured hey, if these twinks want a show they're gonna get one BOOM! Much to my dismay the one bar was in use. Don't ask why a multi millionaire goes to a gym with one Olympic bar. As the confrontation was getting heated, i could feel my 736 gram whey shake and 9 cups of rice kicking in. I told the guy if he values his life, he'll leave now and let daddy go to work.

Defeated he walked away, i started piling on plates when out of nowhere, he hit me, Laughing at this i proceeded to invoke lessons taught to me by the Gracie's and took care of this joker in ten seconds. Knowing my capabilities, the freshly finger fucked chick called the SWAT team. A German Shepperd was released, but the twinks neck was broken with my bare hands and military pressed to failure. The national guard was called in and hauled me to jail, but not before a fisting session with the front desk chick. Pumped from all this action i couldn't fit into a normal cop car. Updates to follow.


Oh my god... HAHAHAHAHA  ;D
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Post by: Camel Jockey on January 10, 2009, 01:51:46 PM
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  No, but when the police car arrived at the gym to settle the thing, the two cops were intimidated by my size and called backup and two more cars arrived. Of course they didn't need it since they had guns and could shoot me, but the psychological factor spoke higher. I thought they would call air support, but alas, I was wrong about that.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

hahahahaha  ;D
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Post by: Man of Steel on January 10, 2009, 01:54:56 PM
It was a typical Saturday morning, I kissed my model wife on the cheek as she was still ravaged from the supermodel orgy from the previous night, hopped into my rolls royce and was off to the gym. I walked in finger fucked the chick at the front desk and was ready to wage war with the iron. Feeling invigorated from my pre workout fish taco, I decided to take things up a notch.

I warmed up with leg extensions for the stack, slid knee wraps below my 35 inch thighs and proceeded to the squat rack. As i made my pilgrimage to the sacred grounds i noticed a line forming. I figured hey, if these twinks want a show they're gonna get one BOOM! Much to my dismay the one bar was in use. Don't ask why a multi millionaire goes to a gym with one Olympic bar. As the confrontation was getting heated, i could feel my 736 gram whey shake and 9 cups of rice kicking in. I told the guy if he values his life, he'll leave now and let daddy go to work.

Defeated he walked away, i started piling on plates when out of nowhere, he hit me, Laughing at this i proceeded to invoke lessons taught to me by the Gracie's and took care of this joker in ten seconds. Knowing my capabilities, the freshly finger fucked chick called the SWAT team. A German Shepperd was released, but the twinks neck was broken with my bare hands and military pressed to failure. The national guard was called in and hauled me to jail, but not before a fisting session with the front desk chick. Pumped from all this action i couldn't fit into a normal cop car. Updates to follow.


AHAHAHAAHA!!!  Classic!!  "I walked in finger fucked the chick at the front desk..."   :D
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Post by: Kwon on January 10, 2009, 02:47:53 PM
Good one mass!
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Post by: NaturalWonder83 on January 10, 2009, 02:49:28 PM
haha
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Post by: The Showstoppa on January 10, 2009, 02:50:17 PM
Solid work mass.  hahahaha
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Post by: JimmyTheFish on January 10, 2009, 03:04:05 PM
It was a typical Saturday morning, I kissed my model wife on the cheek as she was still ravaged from the supermodel orgy from the previous night, hopped into my rolls royce and was off to the gym. I walked in finger fucked the chick at the front desk and was ready to wage war with the iron. Feeling invigorated from my pre workout fish taco, I decided to take things up a notch.

I warmed up with leg extensions for the stack, slid knee wraps below my 35 inch thighs and proceeded to the squat rack. As i made my pilgrimage to the sacred grounds i noticed a line forming. I figured hey, if these twinks want a show they're gonna get one BOOM! Much to my dismay the one bar was in use. Don't ask why a multi millionaire goes to a gym with one Olympic bar. As the confrontation was getting heated, i could feel my 736 gram whey shake and 9 cups of rice kicking in. I told the guy if he values his life, he'll leave now and let daddy go to work.

Defeated he walked away, i started piling on plates when out of nowhere, he hit me, Laughing at this i proceeded to invoke lessons taught to me by the Gracie's and took care of this joker in ten seconds. Knowing my capabilities, the freshly finger fucked chick called the SWAT team. A German Shepperd was released, but the twinks neck was broken with my bare hands and military pressed to failure. The national guard was called in and hauled me to jail, but not before a fisting session with the front desk chick. Pumped from all this action i couldn't fit into a normal cop car. Updates to follow.


HAHA!! great stuff
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Post by: 240 is Back on January 10, 2009, 03:07:32 PM
great story.  if you had a newsletter, i would certainly subscribe
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Post by: Bluto on January 10, 2009, 03:09:35 PM
 :D
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Post by: suckmymuscle on January 10, 2009, 03:12:16 PM
It was a typical Saturday morning, I kissed my model wife on the cheek as she was still ravaged from the supermodel orgy from the previous night, hopped into my rolls royce and was off to the gym. I walked in finger fucked the chick at the front desk and was ready to wage war with the iron. Feeling invigorated from my pre workout fish taco, I decided to take things up a notch.

I warmed up with leg extensions for the stack, slid knee wraps below my 35 inch thighs and proceeded to the squat rack. As i made my pilgrimage to the sacred grounds i noticed a line forming. I figured hey, if these twinks want a show they're gonna get one BOOM! Much to my dismay the one bar was in use. Don't ask why a multi millionaire goes to a gym with one Olympic bar. As the confrontation was getting heated, i could feel my 736 gram whey shake and 9 cups of rice kicking in. I told the guy if he values his life, he'll leave now and let daddy go to work.

Defeated he walked away, i started piling on plates when out of nowhere, he hit me, Laughing at this i proceeded to invoke lessons taught to me by the Gracie's and took care of this joker in ten seconds. Knowing my capabilities, the freshly finger fucked chick called the SWAT team. A German Shepperd was released, but the twinks neck was broken with my bare hands and military pressed to failure. The national guard was called in and hauled me to jail, but not before a fisting session with the front desk chick. Pumped from all this action i couldn't fit into a normal cop car. Updates to follow.

  Pretty funny. But it is a hyperbolic parody of something that truly happened and that takes away some of the comic impact of it.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Post by: Stubborn on January 10, 2009, 03:19:50 PM
Funniest post in a LONG time on getbig! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: QuakerOats on January 10, 2009, 03:38:07 PM
It was a typical Saturday morning, I kissed my model wife on the cheek as she was still ravaged from the supermodel orgy from the previous night, hopped into my rolls royce and was off to the gym. I walked in finger fucked the chick at the front desk and was ready to wage war with the iron. Feeling invigorated from my pre workout fish taco, I decided to take things up a notch.

I warmed up with leg extensions for the stack, slid knee wraps below my 35 inch thighs and proceeded to the squat rack. As i made my pilgrimage to the sacred grounds i noticed a line forming. I figured hey, if these twinks want a show they're gonna get one BOOM! Much to my dismay the one bar was in use. Don't ask why a multi millionaire goes to a gym with one Olympic bar. As the confrontation was getting heated, i could feel my 736 gram whey shake and 9 cups of rice kicking in. I told the guy if he values his life, he'll leave now and let daddy go to work.

Defeated he walked away, i started piling on plates when out of nowhere, he hit me, Laughing at this i proceeded to invoke lessons taught to me by the Gracie's and took care of this joker in ten seconds. Knowing my capabilities, the freshly finger fucked chick called the SWAT team. A German Shepperd was released, but the twinks neck was broken with my bare hands and military pressed to failure. The national guard was called in and hauled me to jail, but not before a fisting session with the front desk chick. Pumped from all this action i couldn't fit into a normal cop car. Updates to follow.
hahahahahaaaa, Getbig Hall of Fame material. ;D
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Post by: 240 is Back on January 10, 2009, 03:45:51 PM
I walked in finger fucked the chick at the front desk and was ready to wage war with the iron.

Incredible!
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Post by: Alex23 on January 10, 2009, 03:51:23 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


welll played...
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Post by: Honour on January 10, 2009, 03:51:50 PM
Hahaha great stuff, be sure to post a pic of the desk chick once you get out of lockup, your on the Hancock honour system in there right?!

 ;D
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Post by: El Guapo on January 10, 2009, 04:43:09 PM
The funniest shit ive read in a LONG time. Wow i still have tears.... " I broke his neck and military pressed him to failure" LOL!!!!!!
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Post by: io856 on January 10, 2009, 04:46:48 PM
hoooooooooooly shit thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: burn2live on January 10, 2009, 04:48:54 PM
lmao
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Post by: El Guapo on January 10, 2009, 04:49:58 PM
Ya know some of the guys in this forunm really are a telented bunch
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Post by: MusselFreek on January 10, 2009, 05:13:53 PM
lol  ;D
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Post by: calfzilla on January 10, 2009, 05:51:38 PM
Damn, I'm not going to the gym today too dangerous.  There are like 5 threads titled "altercation at the gym."
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Post by: Fatpanda on January 10, 2009, 06:32:42 PM
hahahahahahaha all time classic  ;D
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Post by: DeltsaForce on January 10, 2009, 06:34:56 PM
haaha thuis nis funny shit
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Post by: John W on January 10, 2009, 07:03:44 PM
One of the few good ones! Nice touch with the German Shepperd.
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Post by: wes on January 10, 2009, 07:04:26 PM
 ;D
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Post by: The Coach on January 10, 2009, 07:06:27 PM
It was a typical Saturday morning, I kissed my model wife on the cheek as she was still ravaged from the supermodel orgy from the previous night, hopped into my rolls royce and was off to the gym. I walked in finger fucked the chick at the front desk and was ready to wage war with the iron. Feeling invigorated from my pre workout fish taco, I decided to take things up a notch.

I warmed up with leg extensions for the stack, slid knee wraps below my 35 inch thighs and proceeded to the squat rack. As i made my pilgrimage to the sacred grounds i noticed a line forming. I figured hey, if these twinks want a show they're gonna get one BOOM! Much to my dismay the one bar was in use. Don't ask why a multi millionaire goes to a gym with one Olympic bar. As the confrontation was getting heated, i could feel my 736 gram whey shake and 9 cups of rice kicking in. I told the guy if he values his life, he'll leave now and let daddy go to work.

Defeated he walked away, i started piling on plates when out of nowhere, he hit me, Laughing at this i proceeded to invoke lessons taught to me by the Gracie's and took care of this joker in ten seconds. Knowing my capabilities, the freshly finger fucked chick called the SWAT team. A German Shepperd was released, but the twinks neck was broken with my bare hands and military pressed to failure. The national guard was called in and hauled me to jail, but not before a fisting session with the front desk chick. Pumped from all this action i couldn't fit into a normal cop car. Updates to follow.

LMAO....classic!
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Post by: Tapeworm on January 10, 2009, 07:12:44 PM
That's quite a story "mass04"  :D
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Post by: mass 04 on January 11, 2009, 08:30:46 AM
Was just released bros. An aircraft carrier was called in to transport me to jail. I would have been out sooner, but all the cops kept on asking me for workout advice. The booking photo took a while, they had to find a camera that could accomodate my frame. If any of you have a problem, i'm moving to Dubai, India feel free to find me.
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Post by: Rimbaud on January 11, 2009, 08:33:26 AM
LOL!
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Post by: saucetradomous on January 11, 2009, 08:44:38 AM
you will be missed by many adoring fans
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Post by: Stavios on January 11, 2009, 08:49:11 AM
haha good shit Mass04  ;D
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Post by: Honour on January 11, 2009, 09:59:06 PM
i'm moving to Dubai, India feel free to find me.

Haha mixing in the classics as well ;D
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Post by: honest on January 11, 2009, 10:04:47 PM
Getbig classic.
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Post by: DeketheCreep on January 11, 2009, 10:06:05 PM
Hahaha Best Post Ive ever read!!! ;D
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Post by: sinbad on January 12, 2009, 06:04:23 AM
I like the way you roll Mass.....