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with her, hahahahaa, oh man. ::)
Easily Jennifer. I tried to pick up Angelina in Wholefoods on line at the fish department. She's a dirty dog covered with tattoos. She scrubs up well but in the normal world she's really not hot.
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I believe him
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with her, hahahahaa, oh man. ::)
:D
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maybe its true?
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I can see what he means though. A lot of those Hollywood chicks are just make-up. In the movies, they may look great, but see them around town (without their make up artist's mask on) and you probably wouldn't recognize them.
To be honest, I don't see what's so great about that Jolie chick. Never have. Too skinny, too fake, nasty tats....et cetera.
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I can see what he means though. A lot of those Hollywood chicks are just make-up. In the movies, they may look great, but see them around town (without their make up artist's mask on) and you probably wouldn't recognize them.
To be honest, I don't see what's so great about that Jolie chick. Never have. Too skinny, too fake, nasty tats....et cetera.
agreed
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he should have told her he was a Getbigger, then he'd be telling us how good she fcks
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No reason to doubt him. Alot of stars look like crap without airbrushing, make-up and TV "magic".
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No reason to doubt him. Alot of stars look like crap without airbrushing, make-up and TV "magic".
Hahahah you were not impressed with Brad Pitt when you saw him?
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Hahahah you were not impressed with Brad Pitt when you saw him?
No man should be that good looking :-\
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Then he jumped into his $500K sports car and drove to his 500-acre estate where the the Swedish bikini team was busy shaving each other.
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Then he jumped into his $500K sports car and drove to his 500-acre estate where the the Swedish bikini team was busy shaving each other.
With his 50 adopted kids.
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Angelina jolie is UGLY AS FUCK. her jawline is way too square, her hips are pointy and her nose looks like a frozen turd.
Yes ive had better.
(http://sacandolavuelta.bitacoras.com/nerd.jpg)
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yeah looks horrendous in real life most probably. people like to believe that these hollywood figures are another kind of specie or something.
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Sandra Bullock on the other hand looks good with or without make up.
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I really do feel sorry for those that weren't blessed with gift of facial symmetry.
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Sandra Bullock on the other hand looks good with or without make up.
I thought George Clooney was more your type
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Sandra Bullock on the other hand looks good with or without make up.
Does she keep potpourri in the bathroom :)
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women dont shit asshole.
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You know her shit smells like roses. ;D
Coach pooped at her house ;D
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Does she keep potpourri in the bathroom :)
LOL......dunno, haven't pooped there for awhile ;D
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It is true. Why is it so hard to believe? Stars are walking all around NYC. See it's different for Chef Tim. I get the chance to talk to one of these celebrity chicks I'm not asking for her autograph. I'm gonna try and get into her pants! Someone has got to bang these chicks. I chatted this bird up as well. Jamie Lynn Sigler, Meadow Soprano. In a bar one night in the East Village. Thought I was in? Got her number and left two voice messages. She never called back.
(http://images06.alloy.com/pagesystem/5/27/1257/jamie_lynn_sigler.jpg)
hahahaha,
Loser.
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It is true. Why is it so hard to believe? Stars are walking all around NYC. See it's different for Chef Tim. I get the chance to talk to one of these celebrity chicks I'm not asking for her autograph. I'm gonna try and get into her pants! Someone has got to bang these chicks. I chatted this bird up as well. Jamie Lynn Sigler, Meadow Soprano. In a bar one night in the East Village. Thought I was in? Got her number and left two voice messages. She never called back.
(http://images06.alloy.com/pagesystem/5/27/1257/jamie_lynn_sigler.jpg)
you just majorly owned trailer father mirza :o
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My ex was Lita Ford for 2 yrs
So cheftim, no one believes that celebs are normal people.
If you live in missouri and spend your life on the internet,
those people wont get it
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with her, hahahahaa, oh man. ::)
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It is true. Why is it so hard to believe? Stars are walking all around NYC. See it's different for Chef Tim. I get the chance to talk to one of these celebrity chicks I'm not asking for her autograph. I'm gonna try and get into her pants! Someone has got to bang these chicks. I chatted this bird up as well. Jamie Lynn Sigler, Meadow Soprano. In a bar one night in the East Village. Thought I was in? Got her number and left two voice messages. She never called back.
(http://images06.alloy.com/pagesystem/5/27/1257/jamie_lynn_sigler.jpg)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you think she is gonna pick you over brad pitt you cock sucking ugly faggot?
how about you go stick a dildo up your anus you lying cunt?
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The messages were spaced far enough apart. I've been in the game far too long. See unlike many others. I man up and go after the kill. I wouldn't sit there, giggle with butter flies in my stomach pointing fingers saying omg it's Meadow Soprano. Grow a set and don't ever let fear stop you. The only way I see it is that I have nothing to loose. Just like with the Angelina incident.
Why the fuck would you leave Two messages?
If she doesnt respond to the first you move on, dont be a stalker bro..
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I need a dildo
here here faggot
(http://cdn.overstock.com/images/products/0/53/53639.jpg)
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I believe him ..
Hey cheftim : a pic so we can see what you look like ?
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:D
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One of my ex's is a TV Presenter, they are just normal people off camera, I dont see the big deal.
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I can see what he means though. A lot of those Hollywood chicks are just make-up. In the movies, they may look great, but see them around town (without their make up artist's mask on) and you probably wouldn't recognize them.
To be honest, I don't see what's so great about that Jolie chick. Never have. Too skinny, too fake, nasty tats....et cetera.
agreed
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One of my ex's is a TV Presenter, they are just normal people off camera, I dont see the big deal.
:D
(http://www.wildbluffmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/angelina_jolie_01_header.jpg)
let's see what you look like, "chef"
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I don't care how busted up Angelina Jolie may have look at whole foods that day, the one time I met her in Hollywood she looked damn fine to me.
I'd hit it if given the chance... I'd have to kill that Brad guy though... I can't IMAGINE what she sees in him. ;D
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One of my ex's is a TV Presenter, they are just normal people off camera, I dont see the big deal.
remember you are dealing with quacker who lives in a trailer and has no life outside getbig the sad loser :(
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I believe this guy. I have a similar story. I was in Miami about 5 years ago, we were at Shore Club hotel I think, I ended up hooking up with this girl who kept on telling me she was going to be in Maxim. I thought bullshit, she was good looking but not like cover model material. 6 weeks later I am grocery shopping, look at the cover of Maxim, and there she is. However, they really edited her. From her boobs, to her face, and even physique. I think it was hometown hotties or some shit like that. Regardless, the picture they portrayed of her was not even close to what she really looked like.
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:D
(http://www.wildbluffmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/angelina_jolie_01_header.jpg)
let's see what you look like, "chef"
You do realize that is heavily photoshopped? She doesn't look like that in real life. I've seen her several times on set and she's not nearly as hot as she looks there. Is she still pretty damn hot? Hell yes, just not unrealistically hot as in that pic.
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You do realize that is heavily photoshopped? She doesn't look like that in real life. I've seen her several times on set and she's not nearly as hot as she looks there. Is she still pretty damn hot? Hell yes, just not unrealistically hot as in that pic.
still out of the league of "chef" best he can do is a trailer park girlfriend like Quakeroats
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damn :/
(http://celebs-porno.com/Angelina_Jolie4/Angelina_Jolie1.jpg)
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Heres a nice High Def picture of Angelina, great bone structure for sure but so many are fooled by professional makeup artists/photoshop, i didnt put image tags on because your browser should open link to full size, if not zoom in.
http://storage0.dms.mpinteractiv.ro/media/1/1/4728/2658957/1/angelina-jolie-1.jpg
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cheftim, what is your mma record?
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did your 'girlfriend' make any commission on the used car lot this weekend? how is life in trailerville mirza?
how do you feel about shane o'malley betraying you and giving your phone number out for the trace?
Something tells me youre in a financial mess. :-*
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www.cheftimmaguire.com. It's all true. It's really not that hard to believe? Angelina Jolie was in line with me at the supermarket and I tried to make something happen. Meadow Soprano was sitting next to me at a bar and I tried to make something happen. Two calls isn't that bad? I was trying to close a deal! There's nothing wrong with that in my eyes? I'm just your average schmuck living in NYC thats not scared to talk to strangers.
(http://www.platinum.matthey.com/uploaded_files/news%20room%20pics/Jamie%20Lynn%20Sigler%20FS.jpg)
You wouldn't call this twice?
you kiddin?
i'dcall her trice lol
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still out of the league of "chef" best he can do is a trailer park girlfriend like Quakeroats
Once you get out of the "she's out of my league" mentality? You might actually get some fine tail. Don't care who it is. When it comes down to it they are just women.
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www.cheftimmaguire.com. It's all true. It's really not that hard to believe? Angelina Jolie was in line with me at the supermarket and I tried to make something happen. Meadow Soprano was sitting next to me at a bar and I tried to make something happen. Two calls isn't that bad? I was trying to close a deal! There's nothing wrong with that in my eyes? I'm just your average schmuck living in NYC thats not scared to talk to strangers.
(http://www.platinum.matthey.com/uploaded_files/news%20room%20pics/Jamie%20Lynn%20Sigler%20FS.jpg)
You wouldn't call this twice?
conveniently enough the picture section of your "site" doesn't work. ::)
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Once you get out of the "she's out of my league" mentality? You might actually get some fine tail. Don't care who it is. When it comes down to it they are just women.
"Walk down and fuck'em all"
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I don't know how to post personnal pics? Tell me how? I can only do them off the internet like this one.
(http://www.nakedcelebnews.com/061107/jamie-lynn-sigler2_thumb.jpg)
x'd out for me, "player".
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I don't know how to post personnal pics? Tell me how? I can only do them off the internet like this one.
(http://www.nakedcelebnews.com/061107/jamie-lynn-sigler2_thumb.jpg)
press "additional options" in the lower left corner of when you make posts
browse for your picture
and post
by the way, your website is broken
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I can see what he means though. A lot of those Hollywood chicks are just make-up. In the movies, they may look great, but see them around town (without their make up artist's mask on) and you probably wouldn't recognize them.
To be honest, I don't see what's so great about that Jolie chick. Never have. Too skinny, too fake, nasty tats....et cetera.
as holywood stars age they get skinnier and start injecting shit in their faces and boobs and do countless facelifts, all of em.
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I can see what he means though. A lot of those Hollywood chicks are just make-up. In the movies, they may look great, but see them around town (without their make up artist's mask on) and you probably wouldn't recognize them.
To be honest, I don't see what's so great about that Jolie chick. Never have. Too skinny, too fake, nasty tats....et cetera.
Agree, Jolie is ugly as sin without make up and the fake lips look shocking when she isnt made up..
I like her alternative view on things but she is not impressive to look at out of her war paint.
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conveniently enough the picture section of your "site" doesn't work. ::)
Chef Tim, call 240 twice and have him fix your fucking site, asshole.
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Hasn't Jolie admitted sleeping with her own father?
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Hasn't Jolie admitted sleeping with her own father?
I believe it was her brother she made out with.
She never seemed to get along with her dad and I don't recall her ever even sleeping with her bro... They just made out on the red carpet in front of the Oscar's.
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Once you get out of the "she's out of my league" mentality? You might actually get some fine tail. Don't care who it is. When it comes down to it they are just women.
I absolutely agree with you cheftim, even the hottest hoes have to be banged. And look at the guys banging that hoes, most of em ugly MoFos (except Brad Pitt) or at least nuthin' special. The only difference between them and others is that they are confident and don't give a shit about that "league" thing. :)
ANGELINA JOLIE FUCKED THIS GUY ON THE LEFT:!!!
(http://www.zml.com/content/covers/46004_3.jpg)
I don't know "cheftim", but I guess it's safe to say that he isn't uglier than him. ;) So stop hatin' others just because they have more guts than yourself, rather get outta ya trailers and hit on some quality chicks ya poor, frustrated fucks. Like the great "cheftim", a guru in that matter, says, you got nuthin' to loose, it can't get any worse for you, it can only get better. ;)
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I absolutely agree with you cheftim, even the hottest hoes have to be banged. And look at the guys banging that hoes, most of em ugly MoFos (except Brad Pitt) or at least nuthin' special. The only difference between them and others is that they are confident and don't give a shit about that "league" thing. :)
ANGELINA JOLIE FUCKED THIS GUY ON THE LEFT:!!!
(http://www.zml.com/content/covers/46004_3.jpg)
I don't know "cheftim", but I guess it's safe to say that he isn't uglier than him. ;) So stop hatin' others just because they have more guts than yourself, rather get outta ya trailers and hit on some quality chicks ya poor, frustrated fucks. Like the great "cheftim", a guru in that matter, says, you got nuthin' to loose, it can't get any worse for you, it can only get better. ;)
hahahhaha, i love the old time tested, "you guys need to get out of your trailers more man, if you actually tried to hit on 20 million dollar a movie actresses, porn stars and 7 figure a year strippers you might just realize that their just women? ;D ::)
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i like how everyone is so picky when it comes to girls
i'm not a old guy but i have learned that being a prude is a horrible way to live life
fuck everything that walks-that's my motto ;D
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hahahaha, how's it going chubby? ;D
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I'm a Chef.
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I'm a Chef.
hey man i don't blame you, i'd be sampling the merchandise too. ;D
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The messages were spaced far enough apart. I've been in the game far too long. See unlike many others. I man up and go after the kill. I wouldn't sit there, giggle with butter flies in my stomach pointing fingers saying omg it's Meadow Soprano. Grow a set and don't ever let fear stop you. The only way I see it is that I have nothing to loose. Just like with the Angelina incident.
(http://www.hollywoodheadache.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/jamie-lynn-sigler.jpg)
This photo is from "Maxim" magazine. I know because I have the issue.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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I'm a Chef.
Not going anywhere for a while? ;D
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First pic is the South of Spain in September. Second is Thailand five days ago.
Cheftim living the dream. 8)
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Hey maybe you guys don't believe I was talking to some women in line at the super market? But I was just in Thailand doing an estage with the King of Thailands Chefs.
I'm not doubting you. Out of curiosity, are you a traveling chef or something or do you just travel a lot?
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I travel with work half the year. Everytime I've gotten a good amount of time off work for the past fifteen years? I went and apprenticed/estaged in countries all over the world.
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I travel with work half the year. Everytime I've gotten a good amount of time off work for the past fifteen years? I went and apprenticed/estaged in countries all over the world.
Sounds like a pretty cool job with all the travel and such.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=257611.0;attach=298892)
Gotta be honest I'd hit that twice ;D, as well as chicks like Jolie etc. Some of you guys can't be for real saying you wouldn't hit some of these women :o!!!
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=257611.0;attach=298892)
Gotta be honest I'd hit that twice ;D, as well as chicks like Jolie etc. Some of you guys can't be for real saying you wouldn't hit some of these women :o!!!
I know ....maybe getbiggers sleep with women hotter than jolie and deng ::)
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Once you get out of the "she's out of my league" mentality? You might actually get some fine tail. Don't care who it is. When it comes down to it they are just women.
Exactly. Just glorified (due to mags, TV, Movies, et cetera) pussy...
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Hasn't Jolie admitted sleeping with her own father?
Billy Bob Thornton is her father?
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I absolutely agree with you cheftim, even the hottest hoes have to be banged. And look at the guys banging that hoes, most of em ugly MoFos (except Brad Pitt) or at least nuthin' special. The only difference between them and others is that they are confident and don't give a shit about that "league" thing. :)
ANGELINA JOLIE FUCKED THIS GUY ON THE LEFT:!!!
(http://www.zml.com/content/covers/46004_3.jpg)
I don't know "cheftim", but I guess it's safe to say that he isn't uglier than him. ;) So stop hatin' others just because they have more guts than yourself, rather get outta ya trailers and hit on some quality chicks ya poor, frustrated fucks. Like the great "cheftim", a guru in that matter, says, you got nuthin' to loose, it can't get any worse for you, it can only get better. ;)
Awesome movie.
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Billy Bob Thornton is her father?
Jon Voight is, she was with Billy Bob til she caught him banging 3 strippers behind her back.
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Hey maybe you guys don't believe I was talking to some women in line at the super market? But I was just in Thailand doing an estage with the King of Thailands Chefs. Do you believe that?
So, you're hiring asian prostitutes. Who hasn't? BFD ::)
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Only Me banged Janet from Three's Company. Mrs. Roper watched.
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You do realize that is heavily photoshopped? She doesn't look like that in real life. I've seen her several times on set and she's not nearly as hot as she looks there. Is she still pretty damn hot? Hell yes, just not unrealistically hot as in that pic.
"Ive seen her several times on set! " ::) Looks like "Emmortal" is a movie star! ::)
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"Ive seen her several times on set! " ::) Looks like "Emmortal" is a movie star! ::)
Meh. More like he's a gaffer or a focus puller. ;)
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"Ive seen her several times on set! " ::) Looks like "Emmortal" is a movie star! ::)
We can ask onlyme. Onlyme knows all movie stars. If he knows Emmortal, it's legit.
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;D
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We can ask onlyme. Onlyme knows all movie stars. If he knows Emmortal, it's legit.
Maybe Keith can also tell us how selective his good ol' pal Angelina is in choosing her intercourse partners, to clarify this subject.
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Maybe Keith can also tell us how selective his good ol' pal Angelina is in choosing her intercourse partners, to clarify this subject.
Rumors have it that when she was solo, she used to fuck several guys in hotels just for the fun.
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Rumors have it that when she was solo, she used to fuck several guys in hotels just for the fun.
Absolutely, and "cheftim" was one of them.
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So, you're hiring Asian prostitutes. Who hasn't? BFD ::)
The only ones that pay for sex in Thailand are old men. My advice to anyone going there is to stay far away from the tourist areas. These women are all over the place and are interested in foreigners.
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The only ones that pay for sex in Thailand are old men. My advice to anyone going there is to stay far away from the tourist areas. These women are all over the place and are interested in foreigners.
nice!
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Billy Bob Thornton is her father?
Heh... No...
John Voight is her father.
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After winning a Best Supporting Actress Academy Award for her role in Girl, Interrupted, Jolie shocks fans by kissing her brother James Haven on the lips and saying in her acceptance speech she is "so in love" with him. When the media begins to wonder about their relationship, Jolie tells Jay Leno that the incest jokes were "pathetic."
(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase/angelinajolie/angelina_jolie8_180_135.jpg)
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In an interview with the Boston Globe, Jolie explains why she and Thornton wear vials of each other's blood around their necks. "Some people think a big diamond is really pretty," she says. "My husband's blood is the most beautiful thing in the world to me." The couple also sign their wills in blood the same year, and for a first-anniversary present, Jolie buys Thornton his-and-hers cemetery plots in his native Louisiana.
:o
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I like Angelina, but she's got a nutty past. It's tough to shake some of the things she has said/done over the years.