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no huge lists. if you have many keep it below eight.
-- Stepping on debris when barefoot.
-- Show off drivers.
-- Mispronounced words.
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The "editorial we" that "entertainment journalists" and AOL writers use...things like "Why We Love Oprah"...I think Oprah sucks ass, so "we" don't love her, just homos, the p-whipped, and fat chicks.
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People who clip their nails in public :-X
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when people tell a story in 10 minutes that they could have told in 2
when people stopped at a stop sign wait for others to come to a complete stop before they go
when people drive slowly in the left lane on the freeway
when people constantly pop their gum
when people get goobs in their throat and keep talking so they sound like those fish on Pee Wee Herman
when people show up at my house w/o calling
when people limit my pet peeve lists to seven items or less >:(
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people who chew loud. Nothing irritates me more.
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when people tell a story in 10 minutes that they could have told in 2
when people stopped at a stop sign wait for others to come to a complete stop before they go
when people drive slowly in the left lane on the freeway
when people constantly pop their gum
when people get goobs in their throat and keep talking so they sound like those fish on Pee Wee Herman
when people show up at my house w/o calling
when people limit my pet peeve lists to seven items or less >:(
lol (at your last one). :)
Smokers who smoke in non-smoking areas.
Smokers who throw their cigarette butts on the ground. That would be nearly all of them.
Rude people.
Dishonest people.
People who chew with their mouths open.
People who sweat on gym equipment and don't wipe up their mess.
People who don't re-rack their weights.
People who honk their horn. (We have an unwritten no honk rule here.)
Vog! It's back. >:(
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The bitch in this commercial. If I was "Steve" I would do a murder-suicide.
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no huge lists. if you have many keep it below eight.
just one -people
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The bitch in this commercial. If I was "Steve" I would do a murder-suicide.
It's a typical anti men sexistic advertisment - today we have thousands of them ::)
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1) Dust....of any sort.whiledriving if i see a construction site i immediately roll my windows up and more often than not i HAVE to come home and shower...but thats prolly an OCD..
2)re arrangement of my paperwork whether by my girl or by my sister...i put where i put stuff for a reason.
3) People that turn in front of you and then proceed to do 12mph on a one way road when there ws no one behind ya and they coulda just waited 5 secs.
4) Sloppy table manners at resturants. If you are at home and eating a chili cheese dog by all means slop away but be considerate at resturants.
5) people that start sentenses with the word "truthfully"
the end
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1) Dust....of any sort.whiledriving if i see a construction site i immediately roll my windows up and more often than not i HAVE to come home and shower...but thats prolly an OCD..
2)re arrangement of my paperwork whether by my girl or by my sister...i put where i put stuff for a reason.
3) People that turn in front of you and then proceed to do 12mph on a one way road when there ws no one behind ya and they coulda just waited 5 secs.
4) Sloppy table manners at resturants. If you are at home and eating a chili cheese dog by all means slop away but be considerate at resturants.
5) people that start sentenses with the word "truthfully"
the end
Amen, especially #5. The word "basically" also bothers me as a sentence starter.
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Gloria Allred.
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when people tell a story in 10 minutes that they could have told in 2
when people stopped at a stop sign wait for others to come to a complete stop before they go
when people drive slowly in the left lane on the freeway
when people constantly pop their gum
when people show up at my house w/o calling
Amen!
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The bitch in this commercial. If I was "Steve" I would do a murder-suicide.
Holy shit, I've noticed that commercial. It's absolutely despicable.
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Holy shit, I've noticed that commercial. It's absolutely despicable.
I would maybe understanding taking a little shit from some bitch if she was super hot, but that bitch is fugly!
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Ppl leaving a message on your cell such as "hey, it's me... talk to you later". I see that they've called by the missed call list. Now, bc they left that message, i have to go thru the pain of sitting there and listening to the automated lady, hit buttons, etc etc.. HATE IT.
Yes, i just had a meltdown.
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disrespectful drivers or ones who refuse to do the speed limit
people who don't take their shopping cart back to the buggy corral- leaves it in a parking space
smokers in general
people who cuss in public
people who won't hold the door- let's it close in your face
people who won't say 'excuse me' in public
ones that make no attempt to get out of way of an emergency vehicle- police,fire or medic
and one more....
lol (at your last one). :)
People who don't re-rack their weights.
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when people drive slowly in the left lane on the freeway
disrespectful drivers or ones who refuse to do the speed limit
ROFL
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1) Dust....of any sort.whiledriving if i see a construction site i immediately roll my windows up and more often than not i HAVE to come home and shower...but thats prolly an OCD..
2)re arrangement of my paperwork whether by my girl or by my sister...i put where i put stuff for a reason.
3) People that turn in front of you and then proceed to do 12mph on a one way road when there ws no one behind ya and they coulda just waited 5 secs.
4) Sloppy table manners at resturants. If you are at home and eating a chili cheese dog by all means slop away but be considerate at resturants.
5) people that start sentenses with the word "truthfully"
the end
Truthfully, I agree with you.
Basically, that's just an old white man's opinion.
Amen, especially #5. The word "basically" also bothers me as a sentence starter.
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Oh man, so many.
People who:
Misspell every other word.
Don't capitalize.
Don't use punctuations.
Don't wash their hands after shitting/pissing.
Who lie.
Who say I'll call you later, but do not.
Those who call ONLY when they need something.
Those who insist on shaking your hand/hands.
People who smoke, and thus, they fucking stink but don't seem to realize it.
People who can't be taken at their word.
People who don not make proper stops or use signals.
People who text/talk on their cells while "driving".
People who can't stand the truth.
Inconsiderate people.
People who think the world revolves around them.
People who wear flip flops/sandals, but refuse to groom their feet.
People who feel the need to be within inches of your face, while talking to you, who refuse to partake in oral hygiene.
People who can't apologize or admit when they are wrong.
People who brag, show off, et cetera.
People who always love to give advice, but will not take any.
People who think they know it all.
Delusional people.
People who wear tank tops or sleeveless shirts, but not deodorant.
Fuck, I could be here all day and night.... :-\
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Parents who give their kids dumb ass retarded names.
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socks that dont stay up aka "quitters"
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People who hold their utensils incorrectly (think of a virtical fist holding a fork while cutting the food with a horizontal knife held with a closed fist). I fucking HATE that.
When there is one fucking person working a register at a busy CVS, Walgreens or Rite Aid.
Automated calling systems
The tv show sex in the city (creating delusional skanks for years now)
Women who tell me how they are going to have "pickys", "apps", "vino" or "cab" with their friends.....you're not that sophisticated slut.
Cab Drivers
Traffic
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- being told "eventually it will catch up to you" for years and years by out of shape folk who never even tried to stay in shape to begin with.
- people who try to 1 up you on everything during conversation...they've done it all and them some.
- people who don't use their signals at all yet look in the mirror at you as if you are supposed to assume they want to come over
- inconsiderate fu*ks
- people who don't seem to understand the earth doesn't revolve around them and other humans exist on this mofo and we are all in this sh*t together
- people who don't understand the simple word NO.
- people who say your first marriage is always a trial marriage. What kind of dumb a$$ logic is that? Who the hell signed off on that sh*t?
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freecreditreport commercials.
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freecreditreport commercials.
- yes these are annoying, same with late night 60+ life-insurance commercials. Can anyone explain why they show 60+ insurance commericals late in the AM? What 60 yo is up @ 2am? LOL
- People who talk in hallways. Making so much noise you can hear them inside your apartment, condo or hotel room.
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- yes these are annoying, same with late night 60+ life-insurance commercials. Can anyone explain why they show 60+ insurance commericals late in the AM? What 60 yo is up @ 2am? LOL
- People who talk in hallways. Making so much noise you can hear them inside your apartment, condo or hotel room.
60 yr olds aren't "still up" at 2:00 am ... they typically "get up" at about that time, eat breakfast at 3:00 am, lunch at 10:30, supper at 4:00 pm, watch my show, and then go to bed at 7:00 after CBS Evening News.
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Middle aged guys with their blue tooth ear piece and cell phone holsters
Ebonics
Gunts
Tip jars at starbucks
Women, elderly, and asian drivers
Permabulkers
Loud fat women
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60 yr olds aren't "still up" at 2:00 am ... they typically "get up" at about that time, eat breakfast at 3:00 am, lunch at 10:30, supper at 4:00 pm, watch my show, and then go to bed at 7:00 after CBS Evening News.
lol
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60 yr olds aren't "still up" at 2:00 am ... they typically "get up" at about that time, eat breakfast at 3:00 am, lunch at 10:30, supper at 4:00 pm, watch my show, and then go to bed at 7:00 after CBS Evening News.
LOL
another one for me : Ear hair >:(
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Oh man, so many.
People who:
Misspell every other word.
Don't capitalize.
Don't use punctuations.
Don't wash their hands after shitting/pissing.
Who lie.
Who say I'll call you later, but do not.
Those who call ONLY when they need something.
Those who insist on shaking your hand/hands.
People who smoke, and thus, they fucking stink but don't seem to realize it.
People who can't be taken at their word.
People who don not make proper stops or use signals.
People who text/talk on their cells while "driving".
People who can't stand the truth.
Inconsiderate people.
People who think the world revolves around them.
People who wear flip flops/sandals, but refuse to groom their feet.
People who feel the need to be within inches of your face, while talking to you, who refuse to partake in oral hygiene.
People who can't apologize or admit when they are wrong.
People who brag, show off, et cetera.
People who always love to give advice, but will not take any.
People who think they know it all.
Delusional people.
People who wear tank tops or sleeveless shirts, but not deodorant.
Fuck, I could be here all day and night.... :-\
I agree with everything and that sounds like my family.
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- People who blow their noses in restaurants.
- People who shake their glass of ice repeatedly when the beverage is near gone, in an attempt to filter the drink between the ice cubes to the bottom of the cup. GET A FUCKING REFILL ASSHOLE!
- People who stir their iced drink with a straw. It's not coffee, and it's already mixed!
- The sound of pouring liquids and slurping.
- Pro-BSL people.
- Strippers walking by your table every 5 minutes, ensuring the wad of singles in your pocket disappears in a hurry.
- Breaded chicken wings. I mean, wtf?
- People who enjoy pizza from pizza chains. Die, please.
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- People who blow their noses in restaurants.
- People who shake their glass of ice repeatedly when the beverage is near gone, in an attempt to filter the drink between the ice cubes to the bottom of the cup. GET A FUCKING REFILL ASSHOLE!
- People who stir their iced drink with a straw. It's not coffee, and it's already mixed!
- The sound of pouring liquids and slurping.
- Pro-BSL people.
- Strippers walking by your table every 5 minutes, ensuring the wad of singles in your pocket disappears in a hurry.
- Breaded chicken wings. I mean, wtf?
- People who enjoy pizza from pizza chains. Die, please.
Are you in Florida also?
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Are you in Florida also?
yup. Ft. Lauderdale.
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yup. Ft. Lauderdale.
I am in Bradenton and Siesta Key
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pet peeves - idiots
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Leaf blowers at 0730 on a Saturday morning. >:(
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The Mexicans blowing leaves at 0730 on a Saturday morning. >:(
Gotcha
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- Tardiness
- People with no integrity
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Ppl leaving a message on your cell such as "hey, it's me... talk to you later". I see that they've called by the missed call list. Now, bc they left that message, i have to go thru the pain of sitting there and listening to the automated lady, hit buttons, etc etc.. HATE IT.
Yes, i just had a meltdown.
Or worse...you get a voicemail and it instructs you to leave your name and phone number, like if it weren't for the directions, you would leave other information..."Sorry I missed you, call me back. I live at 1260 Main Street and I drive a Honda. Thanks."
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Having a craving for guacamole, asking your wife to buy it, she does, you think about it all day, you get home, you find it has been eaten by two of your kids who both claim they only had "a little bit," and they leave you less than one small spoonful so no one can say they ate it all. >:(
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-Asian drivers
-Wiggers
-People that talk down to you via giving you "advices"
-People that call women slut/skank/whore/tramp to their faces, because it makes them feel self consciouss about being easy.
- Fat people that constantly munch on food/snaks.
-People that walk slowly infront of you on the foot path or just stand there talking without any consideration for others.
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ESPN trying to push "non-revenue" sports. They're non-revenue for a reason...NOBODY CARES!!
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teenagers are annoying little shits
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Having a craving for guacamole, asking your wife to buy it, she does, you think about it all day, you get home, you find it has been eaten by two of your kids who both claim they only had "a little bit," and they leave you less than one small spoonful so no one can say they ate it all. >:(
lolooloooooolol
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very funny thread ;D
- The sound of pouring liquids
haha same here I don't know why!
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bad breath
guests -> friends who put their mouths to your bowls.
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watch my show,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Griffin
I didn't know you had a show mate ?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Griffin
I didn't know you had a show mate ?
People confuse me for the footballer all the time, even though I am a loyal Tottenham Hotspur fan.
(http://www.nicholaswskyles.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/4288611788-soccer-carling-cup-final-chelsea-v-tottenham-hotspur-wembley-stadium.jpg)
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the sound of someone peeing in water.
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Having to hear someone's keyless car alarm go off in a parking lot cause they forgot where they parked.
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people who do this >:(
(http://bp2.blogger.com/_Y_o6qicgyyk/SB7Ms4wDg1I/AAAAAAAABXY/24bYjCjBpfY/s400/Air+Quotes.jpg)
LOL
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I have quite a few, ...but RPF hates it when I bitch, so I'll limit the list, ...for now.
1) Arrogant pricks with a God complex who get annoyed at other people's preferences or interests.
So something doesn't interest you? Who gives a poop... ignore it!
2) Losers with no life of their own, ...so they stick to your tush like a too tight thong,
...or chewing gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe on a hot day.
3) People who blow their noses at the dinner table or in restaurants. They need to excuse themselves.
4) Racist bigots, and those who tolerate them. I just love watching the khannip-fit they experience when after ignoring racism for so long, they experience a little taste of it, ...and can't deal. (Not quite sure if that's a pet peeve, ...or a guilty pleasure) :D
5) Liars
6) Sycophants
7) Egotistical people
8 ) Mentally weak cowards who run away from dealing with or confronting issues head on,
...as if ignoring an issue will make it go away.
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Grossly overweight Tahitian dancers, who dance right in front of you, for 15-20 minutes.
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people who drag their feet.
jingling change.
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Ppl leaving a message on your cell such as "hey, it's me... talk to you later". I see that they've called by the missed call list. Now, bc they left that message, i have to go thru the pain of sitting there and listening to the automated lady, hit buttons, etc etc.. HATE IT.
Yes, i just had a meltdown.
Damn thought I was the only one that this bugs the hell out of. Don't leave a message I will use my phone today and will see you called and will call you right back..
- Girls who don't give it up when I'm ready...
like....
right now...
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total strangers who just walk up to you and kindly give you hundreds of dollars in cash >:(
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when you are waiting for a coffee in the dunkin donuts drive through, when the 80 year old lady in her 1994 Cadillac Deville takes 45 minutes to order a small coffee and sends it back three times.
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Commercials where they take random sounds and try to make a "song" out of them ::) ::)
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Spending the afternoon at the beach, sitting watching the sun set, thinking to yourself how blessed you are to be in one of the most beautiful spots on earth, enjoying a Kodak moment, meditating . . . then WHACK! You get hit in the back of the head with a football, intentionally, by your knucklehead son. >:(
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TV commercials >:(
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total strangers who just walk up to you and kindly give you hundreds of dollars in cash >:(
Are you in Dallas TX?
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Substitute cycle instructors who "teach" the class by acting like Lance Armstrong.
Little itty bitty petite women who outwork you in cycle class.
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microwaves that beep
especially when you heat something up at night
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Neighbours who live behind us........dickheads.
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Smokers who throw their cigarette butts out of their car window, especially when they're right in front of you.
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32 second rule >:(
"hang on tight" >:(
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When they play soccer on a football field and don't cover the gridiron. Very difficult to watch. Ruins the game. >:(
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People who keep farting on a crowded bus (the silent but deadly kind), and the person sitting next to you can't tell whether it's you or not. >:(
You just want to say "it's not me!" :)
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riding the bus.
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Traffic.
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Humidity.
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Humidity.
Yes, I hate humidity.
I still have to post in your Likes thread.
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32 second rule >:(
"hang on tight" >:(
"The last posting from your IP was less than 32 seconds ago. Please try again later." >:(
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When you're skating and some broad in a car passes you and turns into a driveway in front of you ::) ::) ::)
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When you're trying to drive but you have to dodge all these skaters on the roads. :D
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When you're trying to drive but you have to dodge all these skaters on the roads. :D
Your hair looked great in that high ponytail :D
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Your hair looked great in that high ponytail :D
I only wish. hahahahahahahaha
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Grown Men selling Women's Shoes
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The Kitchen Nazi threatening to not let me eat if I snack right before the food is ready. >:(
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Grown Men selling Women's Shoes
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^^ lol look at the size of that tv.
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People who you communicate with on a regular basis who have very unusual first names, making you worried that you're going to misspell the name every time you send an e-mail or letter.
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The Kitchen Nazi threatening to not let me eat if I snack right before the food is ready. >:(
^^^^^^^ This. >:( Now the Kitchen Nazi has a Lieutenant who took my chips and salsa away because we're going to eat a "big meal" at the beach. >:(
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^^^^^^^ This. >:( Now the Kitchen Nazi has a Lieutenant who took my chips and salsa away because we're going to eat a "big meal" at the beach. >:(
hahah :D
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Grown Men selling Women's Shoes
Women shoe salesmen get some of the best deals of retail workers.
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Women shoe salesmen get some of the best deals of retail workers.
You are a "Man" who sells womens shoes and "Wears" them, Congrats ;)
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People walking around on the weekends in "warm-up" suits like they just came from the gym, when it's clear they've never stepped foot in one ::)
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The variety in shoes to pick from :P
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People who slurp drinks. Christ that drives me insane.....
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low resolution pictures
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Catalogs or websites w/pictures showing 1/18th of the garment for sale
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cost of razors.
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People walking around on the weekends in "warm-up" suits like they just came from the gym, when it's clear they've never stepped foot in one ::)
So true. Same thing with football jerseys. 98% of the people who wear them are fat. :-\
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Sitting between two ladies who practically lean over you talking about the show Dancing with the Stars for like five minutes.
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cost of razors.
Fuckin truth right there!! $30 for a pack of 8 razors. >:(
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Sitting between two ladies who practically lean over you talking about the show Dancing with the Stars for like five minutes.
Indeed. Or lard asses at the office who go on and on about American Idol[/i]
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long toe nails.
sound of nails getting cut.
looking at nail clippings left in the sink
dirt under nails
getting scratched with a hang nail.
writing about nail related pet peeves.
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People who walk slooowly in the middle of the hallway.
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people who talk while you are trying to sleep. >:( It was like living in a fucking dorm. >:(
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Leaky coffee makers/pots
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Meetings that last longer than one hour. Or 3.5 hours. >:( My little hanai brother came up with the idea to limit all meetings to no more than 30 minutes. I agree. There oughta be a law.
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When you are emailing w/someone over time or in multiple diff. emails and they don't quote you so you don't know what they are talking about ::) ::) ::)
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If you cook comething, clean the pots right after instead of leaving them in the damn sink. DAMN
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Airport x-ray machines. >:(
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Airport x-ray machines. >:(
Did you go thru one Beach?
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Did you go thru one Beach?
Yep. LAX. Fought the urge to give them the one finger salute. >:( It only lasts a few seconds, so wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. But still . . . .
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Yep. LAX. Fought the urge to give them the one finger salute. >:( It only lasts a few seconds, so wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. But still . . . .
What did other passengers think about it? Did you have a choice of the machine or pat down?
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What did other passengers think about it? Did you have a choice of the machine or pat down?
Not sure what anyone else thought, but I didn't hear anyone complaining.
It didn't look like we had a choice. I didn't really see a separate pat down line, although I wasn't looking for one either. We were all going through the same line that split into several security checkpoints. If passengers did have a choice, it wasn't made clear, at least not to me.
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People who call themselves vegetarians because they only eat "chicken and fish."
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ppl who sneeze or yawn loudly :-\
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Hair in the sink at the gym >:(
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People who drink Monster Energy Drinks and tell me, "I am a Monster." sighhhhhh
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Riding over unidentified poop with the lawn tractor and getting it stuck in the tires :-X >:( >:(
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Riding over unidentified poop with the lawn tractor and getting it stuck in the tires :-X >:( >:(
Pooper Scooper. :D
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Pooper Scooper. :D
It was hiding under the leaves :(
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Family members who want $$$$ for doing nothing. >:( >:(
People who smoke! >:( >:( >:(
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Females that put their feet up on the dash of a car.