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Title: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: tleilaxutank on January 13, 2009, 06:08:32 PM
Anyone see this show on VH1?  There's this guys who calls himself matsuflex. He's about 175 lbs maximum and has fist sized gyno...I'm speechless. 

Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: Captain Equipoise on January 13, 2009, 06:10:08 PM
Rocking the 'ed hardy' all this tool's missing is an extra-small TapouT or Cage Fighter shirt and matching beanie! lol
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: Stu on January 13, 2009, 06:10:24 PM
Oh brother, what a try hard homo...

 ::)
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: johnnynoname on January 13, 2009, 06:11:37 PM
i didn't watch because i'm trying to avoid shows that make me want to smash my TV
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: TechnoViking on January 13, 2009, 06:11:40 PM
Anyone see this show on VH1?  There's this guys who calls himself matsuflex. He's about 175 lbs maximum and has fist sized gyno...I'm speechless. 



I see he started urine therapy...That should help the gyno...
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: tleilaxutank on January 13, 2009, 06:16:11 PM
He should make a t-shirt that says:

I did a 20 week cycle and all I got was this set of tits
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: HeyNow on January 13, 2009, 07:10:33 PM
He has a decent physique.  I dont think he's going for the huge look, but an epic tribal tat.  It is amazing how many bro's have similar ones.  I would be sooooo bummed if I had something like that.
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: tleilaxutank on January 13, 2009, 07:13:09 PM
He has a decent physique.  I dont think he's going for the huge look, but an epic tribal tat.  It is amazing how many bro's have similar ones.  I would be sooooo bummed if I had something like that.

Hi matsuflex
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: 240 is Back on January 13, 2009, 07:13:29 PM
i didn't watch because i'm trying to avoid shows that make me want to smash my TV

LMAO
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: The Coach on January 13, 2009, 07:20:06 PM
i didn't watch because i'm trying to avoid shows that make me want to smash my TV

LOL ;D
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: Kegdrainer on January 13, 2009, 07:23:05 PM
I told my girlfriend while we were watching this when one of the tools got slapped in the face by his fat gf when they were watching the video interviews that if she ever did that she would be out the door.  She promptly put on sportscenter and made me a sandwich.
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: flagadajones on January 13, 2009, 07:24:30 PM
I told my girlfriend while we were watching this when one of the tools got slapped in the face by his fat gf when they were watching the video interviews that if she ever did that she would be out the door.  She promptly put on sportscenter and made me a sandwich.

i didnt know fat retarded gingers could have a gf. I highly doubt it's possible after seeing ur pics.
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: Bast000 on January 13, 2009, 07:27:34 PM
i didn't watch because i'm trying to avoid shows that make me want to smash my TV

instead you pose for gay oriented photos
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: johnnynoname on January 13, 2009, 07:29:15 PM
instead you pose for gay oriented photos

yes...which tells you how bad that show is-I won't even watch it

btw, LMAO at gay oriented
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on January 13, 2009, 07:39:58 PM
instead you pose for gay oriented photos
It relieves stress.
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: ozman on January 13, 2009, 07:43:39 PM
He should make a t-shirt that says:

I did a 20 week cycle and all I got was this set of tits

me rikey
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: HeyNow on January 13, 2009, 08:34:02 PM
Hi matsuflex

 ;D
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: portwine on January 13, 2009, 09:21:07 PM
saw the first episode of that show today.  f'n loved it. 
those guys' lives are ruined......
and i totally bet one of those bitches gets murdered after all is said and done.
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: tbombz on January 13, 2009, 09:38:26 PM
Rocking the 'ed hardy' all this tool's missing is an extra-small TapouT or Cage Fighter shirt and matching beanie! lol

whats wrong with ed hardy
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: portwine on January 13, 2009, 09:44:50 PM
I was wondering the same thing about hardy.   laughed when I saw that comment, cuz I actually just bought a pair of ed hardy boxers tonight a couple of hours ago. 
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: portwine on January 13, 2009, 10:03:19 PM
um....I liked the fabric?   my wang's probably bigger than ur quads....and it demands high quality. 

just because you like sandpaper rubbing against ur bite-sized butterfinger doesn't make you straight. 

Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: portwine on January 13, 2009, 10:10:43 PM
 ::)

ur right.
it's synthol. 
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: portwine on January 13, 2009, 10:17:44 PM
you've obviously never wore silk boxers.  doesn't quite work the way you'd think for men.

and considering it's the only ed hardy product I own other than ed hardy cologne,
I don't see why I'd have any reason to lie.   Do you lie for no reason? I don't see the benefit. 

either way, the funky family in my pants demands comfort. 

Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: YoungBlood on January 14, 2009, 04:47:56 AM
whats wrong with ed hardy

Overpriced, loud, obnoxious and ugly clothes. Why pay $45 for a pair of boxers? Or $150 for a belt?

In fashion, you can wear the clothes or the clothes can wear you. 4 out of five Ed Hardy fans, do not wear the clothes.
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 14, 2009, 04:55:55 AM
um....I liked the fabric?   my wang's probably bigger than ur quads....and it demands high quality. 

just because you like sandpaper rubbing against ur bite-sized butterfinger doesn't make you straight. 


:D :D :D
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: sinbad on January 14, 2009, 06:35:13 AM
whats wrong with ed hardy

Nothing wrong with Ed Hardy, but is totally an expensive trendy thing that will be completely out of style in a few years if not sooner. You will look back and say I can't believe I was into that stuff. If you are going to invest in expensive clothing, go with the classics that will stand the test of time.
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: johnnynoname on January 14, 2009, 08:04:45 AM
no .....there is everything wrong with Ed Hardy

it is certified Douchewear

If you own any thing ed hardy then you are a douche

the end
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: tleilaxutank on January 14, 2009, 04:40:06 PM
You guys didn't get the memo?

Ed Hardy is for douchebag dego's and wannabe tough guys ftw!
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: portwine on January 14, 2009, 11:49:29 PM
 ::)

anyone who will or won't wear certain brands of clothing because "someone else" will
or won't wear them is a walking pussyfarting follower.   

I don't read GQ or ufc wanna-be weekly. 
I do, however, know what feels and looks good when I'm wearing it. 

I don't wear hardy shirts, and who cares about anyone seeing your boxers?
if a girl I'm with sees me wearing them the only reason she's seeing them is
because they're about to be torn off and replaced by her. 

Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: basurablanco on January 15, 2009, 02:42:13 AM
(http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/MWC/pdBUMWC0001.jpg)

Who the fuck is Ed Hardy? I wear Al Bundy bitches.

Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: LatsMcGee on January 15, 2009, 03:35:31 AM
(http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/MWC/pdBUMWC0001.jpg)

Who the fuck is Ed Hardy? I wear Al Bundy bitches.



Al Bundy wears Tapout.
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: Captain Equipoise on January 15, 2009, 03:49:20 AM
whats wrong with ed hardy

Same trendy fad bullshit like Orange County Choppers was 5 years ago... I was in miami a month ago and saw everyone from 6 year old's to grandma's and grandpa's wearing this shit. It started out as the cool and popular club shit to wear but has grown out of control... just like Von Dutch, the hype will be over in 4 months and these retards will have their closet's full of this shit.
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: spinnis on January 15, 2009, 03:51:39 AM
probably gets alot of girls though
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on January 15, 2009, 03:54:08 AM
I'm referring to your claim that you bought ed hardy drawers because you liked the fabric.
If you like the silky stuff maybe you should consider some nice panties.


LMAO!  +1!

Ed Hardy, Affliction, Extreme Couture, all that shit is played out and gay!  If I see one more wannabe rockstar southern Cali punk wearing that shit I'm gonna bitch slap them into the 1980's! 
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: tleilaxutank on January 15, 2009, 05:43:51 AM
::)

anyone who will or won't wear certain brands of clothing because "someone else" will
or won't wear them is a walking pussyfarting follower.   

I don't read GQ or ufc wanna-be weekly. 
I do, however, know what feels and looks good when I'm wearing it. 

I don't wear hardy shirts, and who cares about anyone seeing your boxers?
if a girl I'm with sees me wearing them the only reason she's seeing them is
because they're about to be torn off and replaced by her. 



Ok toughguy...

 8)
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: spinnis on January 15, 2009, 05:45:56 AM
Ive sold a shitload of Ed Hardy clothes.
Great looking clothes but expensive as shit.
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: tleilaxutank on January 15, 2009, 05:51:56 AM
Ive sold a shitload of Ed Hardy clothes.
Great looking clothes but expensive as shit.

You're given a free pass because you are foreign.  Trends come and go so quickly in the US, if you're buying really expensive clothes chances are they are going to be considered as ridiculous as grandpa's green plaid suit in a year. Ever see a french or german guy dress?

In the US, if you are wearing ed hardy, chances are someone in the room is making fun of you, chances also are good that it's more than 50% of the people.
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 15, 2009, 06:02:29 AM
You're given a free pass because you are foreign.  Trends come and go so quickly in the US, if you're buying really expensive clothes chances are they are going to be considered as ridiculous as grandpa's green plaid suit in a year. Ever see a french or german guy dress?

In the US, if you are wearing ed hardy, chances are someone in the room is making fun of you, chances also are good that it's more than 50% of the people.
::)
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: Quo on January 15, 2009, 06:15:35 AM
In the US, if you are wearing ed hardy, chances are someone in the room is making fun of you, chances also are good that it's more than 50% of the people.

Too true....same goes for the tools wearing all that "Tapout" and "SKIN" shit in the gym......
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: sinbad on January 15, 2009, 06:33:17 AM
(http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/MWC/pdBUMWC0001.jpg)

Who the fuck is Ed Hardy? I wear Al Bundy bitches.



This man is a true legend!!!
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: Captain Equipoise on January 15, 2009, 06:41:32 AM
Ive sold a shitload of Ed Hardy clothes.
Great looking clothes but expensive as shit.

You guys have Ed Hardy in Sweden !?! I call b.s!
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: tleilaxutank on January 15, 2009, 07:36:21 AM
::)

truth cuts a bit deep my friend...
Title: Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
Post by: Figo on January 15, 2009, 08:04:44 AM
Whats this Tool Academy shit about? Havent heard of it.

Looking for some pointers.

I wanna look just like the guy with the gyno/tats/hair.