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House prepares to vote on HR8791. While reading the proposed Bill to members, Rep. John Haller, who apparently hadn't seen the Bill prior to his live reading, at one point, softly exclaims "Jesus Christ", obviously shocked at the "classified" content.
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Rep. John Haller Introduces A Bill ---
Congress will now vote for approval of HR8791, the "Homeland Terrorism Preparedness Bill." Said bill requests emergency response funding, up to and including -- ah... I'm sorry this section is classified -- ah, dollars to prepare for a national level terrorist attack and or attacks from ... [CLASSIFIED]. Funding for first responder personnel and vehicles would be doubled if said attack leads to more than eighty percent of national population being effected by [CLASSIFIED]. This funding shall convenes in conjunction with the first attack on [CLASSIFIED], or the first large scale outbreak of [CLASSIFIED], dependent upon which comes first.
Civilian and military units shall be trained in containment and combat of [CLASSIFIED] including irradiated [CLASSIFIED] with possibility of [CLASSIFIED] airborne [CLASSIFIED], [CLASSIFIED] flesh-eating, [CLASSIFIED] and or all of the above in such event as [CLASSIFIED] spewing [CLASSIFIED] escape are released or otherwise become uncontrollable.
Air Force unites may also be directed to combat said -pause- [CLASSIFIED] due to their enormous size and other-worldly strengths. Should event occur in urban areas... Jesus... -long pause- ah... that's classified... far surpassing our darkest nightmares. Should casualties exceed [CLASSIFIED] body disposal actions shall be halted and associated resources shall be reallocated through [CLASSIFIED] underground [CLASSIFIED] protected birthing centers. -ah- New Bill of Rights shall drafted and approved by [CLASSIFIED].
Having now reviewed the bill, I ask you to please cast your votes.
http://www.apacheclips.com/media/2241/Homeland_Terrorism_Preparedness_Bill_/
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Would be nice if they kept their votes [CLASSIFIED] and it got nowhere.
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flesh eating virus - underground [CLASSIFIED] protected birthing centers.
Guys I'm building my own bunker :P
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flesh eating virus - underground [CLASSIFIED] protected birthing centers.
Guys I'm building my own bunker :P
Fuckin 'A!!! I always wanted to do one of those do it yourself projects!!!
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this one is a beauty
http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/777/140195.JPG
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this one is a beauty
http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/777/140195.JPG
FBI is on your case, pal!
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Based on some of the madness that gets written on here I reckon im in the back of a very long line :)
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House prepares to vote on HR8791. While reading the proposed Bill to members, Rep. John Haller, who apparently hadn't seen the Bill prior to his live reading, at one point, softly exclaims "Jesus Christ", obviously shocked at the "classified" content.
Actual quote:
Rep. John Haller Introduces A Bill ---
Congress will now vote for approval of HR8791, the "Homeland Terrorism Preparedness Bill." Said bill requests emergency response funding, up to and including -- ah... I'm sorry this section is classified -- ah, dollars to prepare for a national level terrorist attack and or attacks from ... [CLASSIFIED]. Funding for first responder personnel and vehicles would be doubled if said attack leads to more than eighty percent of national population being effected by [CLASSIFIED]. This funding shall convenes in conjunction with the first attack on [CLASSIFIED], or the first large scale outbreak of [CLASSIFIED], dependent upon which comes first.
Civilian and military units shall be trained in containment and combat of [CLASSIFIED] including irradiated [CLASSIFIED] with possibility of [CLASSIFIED] airborne [CLASSIFIED], [CLASSIFIED] flesh-eating, [CLASSIFIED] and or all of the above in such event as [CLASSIFIED] spewing [CLASSIFIED] escape are released or otherwise become uncontrollable.
Air Force unites may also be directed to combat said -pause- [CLASSIFIED] due to their enormous size and other-worldly strengths. Should event occur in urban areas... Jesus... -long pause- ah... that's classified... far surpassing our darkest nightmares. Should casualties exceed [CLASSIFIED] body disposal actions shall be halted and associated resources shall be reallocated through [CLASSIFIED] underground [CLASSIFIED] protected birthing centers. -ah- New Bill of Rights shall drafted and approved by [CLASSIFIED].
Having now reviewed the bill, I ask you to please cast your votes.
http://www.apacheclips.com/media/2241/Homeland_Terrorism_Preparedness_Bill_/
Cant understand shit out of it. "classified" my ass.
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Cant understand shit out of it. "classified" my ass.
You are not too smart, right?
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You are not too [CLASSIFIED], right?
fixed. ;D ;D ;D
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You are not too smart, right?
why don't you fill us in then einstein :D
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House prepares to vote on HR8791. While reading the proposed Bill to members, Rep. John Haller, who apparently hadn't seen the Bill prior to his live reading, at one point, softly exclaims "Jesus Christ", obviously shocked at the "classified" content.
Actual quote:
Rep. John Haller Introduces A Bill ---
Congress will now vote for approval of HR8791, the "Homeland Terrorism Preparedness Bill." Said bill requests emergency response funding, up to and including -- ah... I'm sorry this section is classified -- ALL OF OUR dollars to prepare for a national level terrorist attack and or attacks from ...ALIENS FROM PLANET ASSRAPEYOU. Funding for first responder personnel and vehicles would be doubled if said attack leads to more than eighty percent of national population being effected byGIANT MANDINGO LOADS FROM ALIENS. This funding shall convenes in conjunction with the first attack on OUR WOMENS POOP CHUTES, or the first large scale outbreak of SUPER MEGA AIDS, dependent upon which comes first.
Civilian and military units shall be trained in containment and combat of OTHERWORLDY MEGACOCKED BEINGS including irradiated JIZZUM with possibility of BUKKAKE airborne LOADS TO THE EYE, ACIDIC NUTTING flesh-eating, FISTING and or all of the above in such event as COSMIC spewing ANAL EMMISIONSescape are released or otherwise become uncontrollable.
Air Force unites may also be directed to combat said -pause- FEMALE BODYBUILDING ALIENSdue to their enormous size and other-worldly strengths. Should event occur in urban areas... Jesus... -long pause- ah... that's classified... far surpassing our darkest nightmares. Should casualties exceed 100 MILLION body disposal actions shall be halted and associated resources shall be reallocated through SEMENTEASE'S ASS underground HOMOprotected birthing centers. -ah- New Bill of Rights shall drafted and approved by JOHNNY FALCON.
Having now reviewed the bill, I ask you to please cast your votes.
http://www.apacheclips.com/media/2241/Homeland_Terrorism_Preparedness_Bill_/
fyp
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Some religious fuck will do something so that they can claim it was prophesized.
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Otherworldly. Maybe Alien attack!