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Title: Ring out that final 8-12 pounds of water.
Post by: tommywishbone on January 16, 2009, 09:13:50 AM

The lab work is in (not that I needed it). If you ever need to drop some weight, just contract the Giardia parasite, like I did about two weeks ago. Yes, I ate poop. Deer, bear, panther... I don't know for sure, but it came from river water, most likely.

I knew I was in trouble after the 14th trip to the toilet with explosive butt-water. I knew there was treachery afoot, when it looked like I was using a car wash mitten to wipe my ass.

Moral of the story? Don't eat poo.

Title: Re: Ring out that final 8-12 pounds of water.
Post by: McFarland on January 16, 2009, 09:19:19 AM

I'm sure you'll be more careful next time!   :D

Title: Re: Ring out that final 8-12 pounds of water.
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 16, 2009, 09:23:28 AM

I'd eat their POO

Title: Re: Ring out that final 8-12 pounds of water.
Post by: spinnis on January 16, 2009, 09:24:28 AM

Quote from: mon_of_steele on January 16, 2009, 09:23:28 AM

I'd eat their POO

I would fudgepack that slut with my dick.

Title: Re: Ring out that final 8-12 pounds of water.
Post by: burn2live on January 16, 2009, 09:43:49 AM

Quote from: tommywishbone on January 16, 2009, 09:13:50 AM

The lab work is in (not that I needed it). If you ever need to drop some weight, just contract the Giardia parasite, like I did about two weeks ago. Yes, I ate poop. Deer, bear, panther... I don't know for sure, but it came from river water, most likely.

I knew I was in trouble after the 14th trip to the toilet with explosive butt-water. I knew there was treachery afoot, when it looked like I was using a car wash mitten to wipe my ass.

Moral of the story? Don't eat poo.

lol

Title: Re: Ring out that final 8-12 pounds of water.
Post by: emn1964 on January 16, 2009, 03:14:35 PM

my dogs eat deer shit on a regular basis and they are ok with it.

Title: Re: Ring out that final 8-12 pounds of water.
Post by: calfzilla on January 17, 2009, 11:14:21 AM

1) Those first two sluts are near perfect.  Would love to bang their poopers. 
2) I think I had Giardia once.  Diarhea and puking but the worst was the stomach cramps.  I would go lye on the bathroom floor when they came on because it was cool and it seemed to help a little. 
3) For some reason animals aren't pussies like us so they can eat shit and drink out of rivers with shit in it and not get sick.