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Title: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: TechnoViking on January 26, 2009, 01:14:36 AM
Conclusion is that this guy deserves much more respect then is given here on Getbig...His stories alone are priceless...Who cares what he looks like now, the man could write a book and that book would sell...

I give props to Onlyme...

My only beef is I would love to hear a 5 grams of mushroom story from Onlyme...Now that shit would really be news worthy...
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: Hedgehog on January 26, 2009, 01:18:59 AM
Conclusion is that this guy deserves much more respect then is given here on Getbig...His stories alone are priceless...Who cares what he looks like now, the man could write a book and that book would sell...

I give props to Onlyme...

My only beef is I would love to hear a 5 grams of mushroom story from Onlyme...Now that shit would really be news worthy...


Noob alert.
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: TechnoViking on January 26, 2009, 01:20:42 AM

Noob alert.

Not true...
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: Wiggs on January 26, 2009, 01:20:59 AM
I enjoy his stories and believe them to be true.  I don't know if I like him or not because I feel undertones of racism. 

Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: TechnoViking on January 26, 2009, 01:23:54 AM

Noob alert.

I think the word NOOB would be inline with a moderator of a site such as fitness that does not workout but pretends to and is mostly a schmoe :-\

 
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: Hedgehog on January 26, 2009, 01:27:26 AM
I enjoy his stories and believe them to be true.  I don't know if I like him or not because I feel undertones of racism. 



Huh?

Are you kidding?
LOL.

He's a half brother himself.

His mother is white but his dad is Polynesian.

Like that big guy in "the Italian Job", Skinny Pete.
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e74/scottsco/scottlowride.jpg)
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: Hedgehog on January 26, 2009, 01:28:01 AM
I think the word NOOB would be inline with a moderator of a site such as fitness that does not workout but pretends to and is mostly a schmoe :-\

Touché. 8)
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: Wiggs on January 26, 2009, 01:30:45 AM
Huh?

Are you kidding?
LOL.

He's a half brother himself.

His mother is white but his dad is Polynesian.

Like that big guy in "the Italian Job", Skinny Pete.
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e74/scottsco/scottlowride.jpg)

Towards blacks.....outside of Goodrum ;D
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: TechnoViking on January 26, 2009, 01:32:09 AM

Noob alert.

I think you may have wanted to use the word "Troll" in this manner...However I assure you its not the case...I was being sincere..
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: Stark on January 26, 2009, 01:32:58 AM

Noob alert.

lol

But seriously Hedgehog Onlyme sat beside the Karate kid once - thats awesome
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: Hedgehog on January 26, 2009, 01:38:17 AM
lol

But seriously Hedgehog Onlyme sat beside the Karate kid once - thats awesome

I'm kinda curious about the whole Jonesy at the Police Academy incident.

True or false?

We need to get the SAG card story again IMO.


One thing that strikes me however is the uncanny resemblance between Skinny Pete and onlyme.

I doubt Skinny Pete was bit by a spider.

Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: Benny B on January 26, 2009, 02:00:02 AM
I enjoy his stories and believe them to be true.  I don't know if I like him or not because I feel undertones of racism. 

The Fat Bastard has definitely made some racist jokes about Blacks on this board.
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: Hedgehog on January 26, 2009, 02:05:57 AM
The Fat Bastard has definitely made some racist jokes about Blacks on this board.

Chill bro.

onlyme sucks BJ Penn's cock harder than anyone else on this board.

He also likes to tell about how he was friends with Joe Onosai.

Both are "colored".

So onlyme - no racist.
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: webcake on January 26, 2009, 02:26:44 AM
The Fat Bastard has definitely made some racist jokes about Blacks on this board.

What's you're point?
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: Benny B on January 26, 2009, 02:39:49 AM
Chill bro.

onlyme sucks BJ Penn's cock harder than anyone else on this board.

He also likes to tell about how he was friends with Joe Onosai.

Both are "colored".

So onlyme - no racist.

shaddup Eurotrash

What's you're point?
You experiencing reading comprehension problems?
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: WillGrant on January 26, 2009, 02:41:40 AM
Huh?

Are you kidding?
LOL.

He's a half brother himself.

His mother is white but his dad is Polynesian.

Like that big guy in "the Italian Job", Skinny Pete.
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e74/scottsco/scottlowride.jpg)
Lol @ Skinny Pete..
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: webcake on January 26, 2009, 02:47:19 AM
shaddup Eurotrash
You experiencing reading comprehension problems?

Are you black?
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: Balloon on January 26, 2009, 02:51:39 AM
Check out the princess to the left in that pic  :D
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: Hedgehog on January 26, 2009, 02:54:12 AM
Are you black?
I think he's Italian.

He used to have an Italian guy for avatar + his user name is clearly Italian.

So probably a Latino, like Eros Ramazzoti
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: stormshadow on January 26, 2009, 06:11:09 AM
90% of His stories are BS, everyone knows this.
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: QuakerOats on January 26, 2009, 06:18:39 AM
90% of His stories are BS, everyone knows this.
;D
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: spinnis on January 26, 2009, 07:06:24 AM
;D


You could only dream to look as good as he does in the after photo, So I cant figure out why you are posting it over and over?
Owning yourself?
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: affeman on January 26, 2009, 07:09:49 AM

You could only dream to look as good as he does in the after before photo, So I cant figure out why you are posting it over and over?
Owning yourself?

fixed
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: TooMuchMuscle4U on January 26, 2009, 08:09:34 AM

You could only dream to look as good as he does in the after photo, So I cant figure out why you are posting it over and over?
Owning yourself?

Yea, Trailerfather.

Lets see your brutal A Taper.  :-X  :-X
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: onlyme on January 26, 2009, 08:12:02 AM
I enjoy his stories and believe them to be true.  I don't know if I like him or not because I feel undertones of racism. 



I am not even close to being a racist.  I have had black girlfriends and I have plenty of black friends.  My reference to anything racist and black is just for effect.  Like with Goodrum.  There are bad blacks and bad whites and bad japanese.  If there was one word that describes them all then what is it.  When a black is a bad guy he is called a black.  That is just what is used.  A bad white guy doesn't really have a single word like that.  Whatever it is I am not anywhere near being a racist.  The KKK and skinheads type people I think are some of the most ignorant people there are with their views.  I could easily just kick a skinheads ass as I could a black.  Anyone like them who think and do the things they do deserve to get an asskicking either way.

And why would you search me?  Just ask me on here.
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: lovemonkey on January 26, 2009, 08:13:14 AM
Keith, please tell us about a charity event!  ;D
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: onlyme on January 26, 2009, 08:21:29 AM
Keith, please tell us about a charity event!  ;D

Answering posts by people like you is a charity event.  I have to help make people like you feel better about themselves by giving them some of my time.  I am glad you appreciate it ;D
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: lovemonkey on January 26, 2009, 08:34:44 AM
I won't recover.
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: The_Punisher on January 26, 2009, 09:00:20 AM
Onlymen was spotted at seaworld swimming with Shamu not long ago
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: kyomu on January 26, 2009, 09:07:43 AM
I am not even close to being a racist.  I have had black girlfriends and I have plenty of black friends.  My reference to anything racist and black is just for effect.  Like with Goodrum.  There are bad blacks and bad whites and bad japanese.  If there was one word that describes them all then what is it.  When a black is a bad guy he is called a guy.  That is just what is used.  A bad white guy doesn't really have a single word like that.  Whatever it is I am not anywhere near being a racist.  The KKK and skinheads type people I think are some of the most ignorant people there are with their views.  I could easily just kick a skinheads ass as I could a guy.  Anyone like them who think and do the things they do deserve to get an asskicking either way.

And why would you search me?  Just ask me on here.
Am I counted as a bad jap? ;D
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: lovemonkey on January 26, 2009, 09:19:22 AM
Onlymen was spotted at seaworld swimming with Shamu not long ago

Impossible, seaworld doesn't have pools big enough to accommodate  Keith.

Not to mention the budget would get a new asshole ripped with the added food bill.
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: The_Punisher on January 26, 2009, 09:26:44 AM
Impossible, seaworld doesn't have pools big enough to accommodate  Keith.

Not to mention the budget would get a new asshole ripped with the added food bill.



hahahhahahah.......I'm sure seaworld would accomodate him well enough as he would be the star of the Show.... :)
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: affeman on January 26, 2009, 09:41:54 AM


hahahhahahah.......I'm sure seaworld would accomodate him well enough as he would be the star of the Show.... :)

...among his celebrity friends Free Willy and Moby Dick.
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: divcom on January 26, 2009, 09:47:28 AM
I am not even close to being a racist.  I have had black girlfriends and I have plenty of black friends.  My reference to anything racist and black is just for effect.  Like with Goodrum.  There are bad blacks and bad whites and bad japanese.  If there was one word that describes them all then what is it.  When a black is a bad guy he is called a guy.  That is just what is used.  A bad white guy doesn't really have a single word like that.  Whatever it is I am not anywhere near being a racist.  The KKK and skinheads type people I think are some of the most ignorant people there are with their views.  I could easily just kick a skinheads ass as I could a guy.  Anyone like them who think and do the things they do deserve to get an asskicking either way.

And why would you search me?  Just ask me on here.

speaking about stereotypes...i was on a greyhound coming from co springs Olympic training ctr a couple of yrs back ..and there were two Japanese guys getting out of the pin for dealing. seriously...i never thought it was apart of their culture...just dont seem like criminal minded individuals in real life.  the movies are another thing.     

anyway onlyme...you dont come across like some of the racist knuckleheads on this site.  i'd say wiggs was just joking.

Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: nicky.smth on January 26, 2009, 09:49:37 AM

Kieth!  Did you really sit next to Jonesey from Police Academy??  :D


Yes, this is true..

Probably the most important event in Keith's Life that really happened.
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: dr.chimps on January 26, 2009, 10:10:08 AM
Am I counted as a bad jap? ;D
No, Sir. You are a hip Nip.  ;D
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: stormshadow on January 26, 2009, 10:13:35 AM

You could only dream to look as good as he does in the after photo, So I cant figure out why you are posting it over and over?
Owning yourself?

He is trying to do what he always does, get a reaction out of someone.  He might sucker me into responding, if I didn't know that he is trailer trash.
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: kyomu on January 26, 2009, 10:47:44 AM
No, Sir. You are a hip Nip.  ;D
sounds cute ;D
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: stuntmovie on January 26, 2009, 11:07:44 AM
Showstoppa, Funny you mentioned Richard Moll! I recently had lunch with him in Sacramento (he was there for some autograph signing event) and he asked about Keith and how and what he has been doing more than a couple of times.

I didn't realize you knew that he and Keith were friends. Good call.

But who the hell is Jonesey?

I know Keith never mentioned this before but he was also friends with Buzzsaw!

And I think you'd all like to hear the story from the man himself about his trip through China in the dead of winter when he toured that snow-bound place in shorts and sandels!

And in my humble attempt to top his stories once again ..... I was the original owner of Benji.

Benji was a dog in the movies that you probably never saw. Long story there but the absolute truth.
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: California Muscle on January 26, 2009, 11:36:02 AM
Showstoppa, Funny you mentioned Richard Moll! I recently had lunch with him in Sacramento (he was there for some autograph signing event) and he asked about Keith and how and what he has been doing more than a couple of times.

I didn't realize you knew that he and Keith were friends. Good call.

But who the hell is Jonesey?

I know Keith never mentioned this before but he was also friends with Buzzsaw!

And I think you'd all like to hear the story from the man himself about his trip through China in the dead of winter when he toured that snow-bound place in shorts and sandels!

And in my humble attempt to top his stories once again ..... I was the original owner of Benji.

Benji was a dog in the movies that you probably never saw. Long story there but the absolute truth.


lol... ;D...You're talking about Thumper, but you've never been 100% sure.
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: onlyme on January 26, 2009, 11:41:55 AM

Kieth!  Did you really sit next to Jonesey from Police Academy??  :D

No he sat next to me ::)

Am I counted as a bad jap? ;D

No you are a big jap ;D 
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: slacker on January 26, 2009, 12:16:37 PM
I enjoy his stories and believe them to be true.  I don't know if I like him or not because I feel undertones of racism. 


hes not racist he jsut hates blacks and jews and hispanics or yeah and chineses folk     but he love white people.
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: DeltsaForce on January 26, 2009, 12:18:36 PM
i heard through a mutual friend that keith is in a bad way and now suffering serious health issues due to morbid obesity. cut him some slack guys.
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: dr.chimps on January 26, 2009, 12:19:28 PM
And in my humble attempt to top his stories once again ..... I was the original owner of Benji.

Benji was a dog in the movies that you probably never saw. Long story there but the absolute truth.
Dragged my Dad to see that flick in, what, '74? TCM ran it again a month or so back - terrible! Did you take any pics of 'Benji' while you had him?

/also dragged my dad to grizzly adams. dan haggerty being in one of those muscle beach movies, but i'm sure you know that, stunt.
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on January 26, 2009, 01:04:48 PM
Conclusion is that this guy deserves much more respect then is given here on Getbig...His stories alone are priceless...Who cares what he looks like now, the man could write a book and that book would sell...

exactly Onlyme has always been one of the better posters on getbig.
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: slacker on January 26, 2009, 01:17:58 PM
exactly Onlyme has always been one of the better posters on getbig.
onlyme for president
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: ironneck on January 26, 2009, 01:20:14 PM
onlyme is man with fat on his body
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: nicky.smth on January 26, 2009, 03:32:49 PM
onlyme is man with fat on his body


yes it's true..Onlyme is the fat man who sat next to Jonsey From Police Academy at a charity event.
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: lovemonkey on January 26, 2009, 03:37:19 PM

yes it's true..Onlyme is the fat man who sat next to Jonsey From Police Academy at a charity event.

This is absolutely unbelievable!!  :o

Keith Jones is a man with many accomplishments in his life, that's for sure.
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: Kwon on January 26, 2009, 06:03:37 PM
Huh?

Are you kidding?
LOL.

He's a half brother himself.

His mother is white but his dad is Polynesian.

Since when did Polynesians become "brothers"?
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: garebear on January 26, 2009, 06:48:24 PM
Since when did Polynesians become "brothers"?

July 11, 1792
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: DeltsaForce on January 26, 2009, 06:48:31 PM
Onlyme is a man with fat around his internal organs
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: Camel Jockey on January 26, 2009, 07:37:53 PM
I liked the guy initially until he expected everyone to treat him like a celebrity and started acting so bitter and hostile. He seems pretty insecure. Maybe he could have gotten Sigmund Freud to give him some help during the cigar party they attended together?
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: DeltsaForce on January 26, 2009, 07:49:53 PM
I liked the guy initially until he expected everyone to treat him like a celebrity and started acting so bitter and hostile. He seems pretty insecure. Maybe he could have gotten Sigmund Freud to give him some help during the cigar party they attended together?



good post, camel. he is a funny dude but over time he has become increasingly bitter and over-sensitive. he can't let anything go these days. a nice man but obesity has soured his character.
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: Camel Jockey on January 26, 2009, 07:53:25 PM
good post, camel. he is a funny dude but over time he has become increasingly bitter and over-sensitive. he can't let anything go these days. a nice man but obesity has soured his character.

Yes, his obesity and love of food has driven him to feeling delusional about his status. It has made him bitter and has corrupted him as a person. He thinks just because he shat in the same toilet as Marlin Brando he should be respected as some kind of god on an internet bbing forum.
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: stuntmovie on January 26, 2009, 09:13:39 PM
California Muscle, how the hell did you know that (Thumper)?

Here's a bit more about Thumper (nee Benji).

We had a minature black lab by the name of "Hot Pants" (named in honor of Don "Hot Pants" Moraco who was a prominent wrestler at that time) and Hot Pants used to like to follow the kids to school down the road a piece. The only problem was that that road was Kalanianiole Highway that had a continuous stream of traffic at all times of the day.

So one day Hot Pants was returning home after walking the kids to school and got hit by a car and left to die on the side of the highway.

She laid there about two long blocks from the house and Thumper got agitated and ran out the door and returned about 10 minutes later barking at me to go with her someplace. So I did follow her and found Hot Pants half dead on the side of the highway.

Got some of the kids from the school-yard to stay with her and ran back to get my car and rushed her and Thumper off to the closest Vet hospital in Aina Haina where the doc told me that it was just about hopeless but I told him to do whatever he could and call me if and when he could save her.

Thumper and I returned home and she was a mess all day until I got the call that evening that we could pick up Hot Pants in a couple of days. Maybe she could read my reaction but it actually appeared to me that she knew that Hot Pants would be coming back.

It cost a lot of money but we got Hot Pants back full of stitches and a partial body cast and Thumper was happy as shit.

We eventualy lost Thumper (actually she was stolden) because a major cast member of a major national TV show swore that Thumper would sit and listen to various conversations and actually understand what was going on and would respond in a damn intelligent manner. She actually was smarter than most of the people who lived in the neighborhood.

How did you know about Thumper, Cal?
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: pellius on January 26, 2009, 09:40:34 PM
OnlyMe is a great man!
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: pellius on January 26, 2009, 09:49:53 PM
Since when did Polynesians become "brothers"?

When they exceeded 50% as a class receiving welfare payments in Hawaii.
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: PRAXIS on January 26, 2009, 09:52:26 PM
I am not even close to being a racist.  I have had black girlfriends and I have plenty of black friends.  My reference to anything racist and black is just for effect.  Like with Goodrum.  There are bad blacks and bad whites and bad japanese.  If there was one word that describes them all then what is it.  When a black is a bad guy he is called a guy.  That is just what is used.  A bad white guy doesn't really have a single word like that.  Whatever it is I am not anywhere near being a racist.  The KKK and skinheads type people I think are some of the most ignorant people there are with their views.  I could easily just kick a skinheads ass as I could a guy.  Anyone like them who think and do the things they do deserve to get an asskicking either way.

And why would you search me?  Just ask me on here.

At this point and I truly mean this. I dont think there is one person who even remotely believes anything you say.
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: onlyme on January 26, 2009, 10:15:37 PM
At this point and I truly mean this. I dont think there is one person who even remotely believes anything you say.

Wow kind of like you except I have a cool background.  And honestly do you truly believe I care .00000000000000001% what you think or people like you.  The people who know me is what counts, so I think I am fine.  But, hey keep up like the others like you cause if it makes you feel better about yourself then thats all that counts for you.  Good job kid
Title: Re: Just did a search on ONLYME
Post by: onlyme on January 26, 2009, 10:29:39 PM
Onlyme is a man with fat around his internal organs

deltafakes is a kid with his fat lips around a cock.  To bad for him