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This girl I know bought herself an engagement ring because her loser boyfriend is too broke. She took out a credit card to buy it... I think her clock is ticking a little and shes a single mom so i can see where shes coming from, but how much of a tiny dicked loser would you feel like if your girl bought the ring for you?
He's a pillhead and she always gives him more money to buy pills with too. So pathetic...she could do so much better. What kinda loser proposes when he can't afford the ring?
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Sounds like your girlfriend is getting desperate, why don't you get off the pills and get a job, loser.
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Good luck to them.
They sound like a cute couple that is very much in love.
:)
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I bought my fiance's engagement ring at a store having a 75% off closing down sale!
Nothing wrong with a good bargain. ;D
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This girl I know bought herself an engagement ring because her loser boyfriend is too broke. She took out a credit card to buy it... I think her clock is ticking a little and shes a single mom so i can see where shes coming from, but how much of a tiny dicked loser would you feel like if your girl bought the ring for you?
He's a pillhead and she always gives him more money to buy pills with too. So pathetic...she could do so much better. What kinda loser proposes when he can't afford the ring?
No more pathetic than a guy who claims to carry 600 pound boulders 180 feet.
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No more pathetic than a guy who claims to carry 600 pound boulders 180 feet.
are you saying dickdrainer did NOT carry that large rock 180ft?
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No more pathetic than a guy who claims to carry 600 pound boulders 180 feet.
don't be jealous. Just pay for your photobucket upgrade already.
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This girl I know bought herself an engagement ring because her loser boyfriend is too broke. She took out a credit card to buy it... I think her clock is ticking a little and shes a single mom so i can see where shes coming from, but how much of a tiny dicked loser would you feel like if your girl bought the ring for you?
He's a pillhead and she always gives him more money to buy pills with too. So pathetic...she could do so much better. What kinda loser proposes when he can't afford the ring?
Im sure your mom will be ok
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If she's already a single mum why is her clock ticking?
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I place id rings on all my wives just in case they wander too far from the kitchen.
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If she's already a single mum why is her clock ticking?
she had her first kid when she was 16, and she doesnt have custody. she wants a real family like every italian princess.
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she is more pathetic than he is.
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they should procreate immediately.
sounds like the relationship will last a long time. they should have multiple babies.......they will grow up to be of great use to society
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This girl I know bought herself an engagement ring because her loser boyfriend is too broke. She took out a credit card to buy it... I think her clock is ticking a little and shes a single mom so i can see where shes coming from, but how much of a tiny dicked loser would you feel like if your girl bought the ring for you?
He's a pillhead and she always gives him more money to buy pills with too. So pathetic...she could do so much better. What kinda loser proposes when he can't afford the ring?
A match made in heaven. Both losers. Him for obvious reasons. And her, well, for settling for a loser.
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Sounds like your girlfriend is getting desperate, why don't you get off the pills and get a job, loser.
That's why this board never gets old.
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she had her first kid when she was 16, and she doesnt have custody. she wants a real family like every italian princess.
translation: She's a slut, desperatly searching for some idiot who would fall and ruin his life because she gave him a good blowjob.
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she had her first kid when she was 16, and she doesnt have custody. she wants a real family like every italian princess.
16.
::)
fucked up.
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translation: She's a slut, desperatly searching for some idiot who would fall and ruin his life because she gave him a good blowjob.
There's real wisdom here. This scenario has been played out over and over again and some just never learn.
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This girl I know bought herself an engagement ring because her loser boyfriend is too broke. She took out a credit card to buy it... I think her clock is ticking a little and shes a single mom so i can see where shes coming from, but how much of a tiny dicked loser would you feel like if your girl bought the ring for you?
He's a pillhead and she always gives him more money to buy pills with too. So pathetic...she could do so much better. What kinda loser proposes when he can't afford the ring?
If what you really want is advice on how to bust 'em up and grab the rebound, just man up and say so you homewrecker!
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This girl I know bought herself an engagement ring because her loser boyfriend is too broke. She took out a credit card to buy it... I think her clock is ticking a little and shes a single mom so i can see where shes coming from, but how much of a tiny dicked loser would you feel like if your girl bought the ring for you?
He's a pillhead and she always gives him more money to buy pills with too. So pathetic...she could do so much better. What kinda loser proposes when he can't afford the ring?
Sounds like someone lost out in love eh Keg?
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There's real wisdom here. This scenario has been played out over and over again and some just never learn.
lol, some guys are just too dumb. A single mom at 16, you can only imagine what a bitch she is. But then, she stumbles across some desperate loser, goes down on him a few times, tells him how much she loveshim and how great he is and next thing he knows is he has a careless slut with a child in the house.
Bye bye life, bye bye money, bye bye freedom.
She will prpbably get fat and ugly after marriage, women like this are like that.
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Sounds like someone lost out in love eh Keg?
The jilted vibe is strong indeed.
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The jilted vibe is strong indeed.
Good to see you picking up on that also Tapeworm
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Good to see you picking up on that also Tapeworm
They were friends for awhile but always hung out in a group. The sexual tension was clear to everyone though. One night a couple years ago, when everyone was supposed to go around to her place for dinner, everyone called with some 'excuse' and no one showed up but Keg. This was it.
Best manicotti he ever had. Unfortunately, he completely chickened out and didn't make a move the entire time they sat together on the couch in the dark watching "Moonstruck." In Keg's defence, he was worried he caught something from a mexican girl he had met the week before, but it turned out it was just a freak dick zit. At any rate, all he managed was a goodnight kiss which was forced and awkward, and not very well targeted, having caught the tip of her nose briefly with his upper lip. They parted, both feeling a little embarrassed, and no further dinner invitations were forthcoming.
Things were a little tense after that, even as friends, and they don't see eachother very frequently anymore. It's been gnawing at Keg ever since, but this impending matrimony situation is really chewing him up.
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They were friends for awhile but always hung out in a group. The sexual tension was clear to everyone though. One night a couple years ago, when everyone was supposed to go around to her place for dinner, everyone called with some 'excuse' and no one showed up but Keg. This was it.
Best manicotti he ever had. Unfortunately, he completely chickened out and didn't make a move the entire time they sat together on the couch in the dark watching "Moonstruck." In Keg's defence, he was worried he caught something from a mexican girl he had met the week before, but it turned out it was just a freak dick zit. At any rate, all he managed was a goodnight kiss which was forced and awkward, and not very well targeted, having caught the tip of her nose briefly with his upper lip. They parted, both feeling a little embarrassed, and no further dinner invitations were forthcoming.
Things were a little tense after that, even as friends, and they don't see eachother very frequently anymore. It's been gnawing at Keg ever since, but this impending matrimony situation is really chewing him up.
lol, if that story was true, i would dare saying that Keg has slipped off the devil's shovel. Not quite jumped off himself, but slipped accidentally.
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Kegdrainer how come you're not sliding into this piece of puss yourself?
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lol, if that story was true, i would dare saying that Keg has slipped off the devil's shovel. Not quite jumped off himself, but slipped accidentally.
I shouldn't have posted it. It was relayed to me in the strictest confidence. I thought I was doing the right thing but now I feel like scum.
At least don't let it be for nothing. Give Keg your sympathy, Getbig! Show we have a warm heart beneath this massive shredded exterior!
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That guy is my idol. I hope he visits Gb.
Me makes his own gb by a ring for herself haha.
INSTANT CLASSIC
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women wil do anything for a cock in their hole ::)
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women wil do anything for a cock in their hole ::)
BS, brutal misunderstanding here.
MEN will do anything for a good fuck, that woman is pretty smart. For just a ring, she gets a sad loser to pay for her and her child.
For a man, accepting the child of another man is genetical suicide, utter stupidity. The woman needs to find someone to protect her and the child.
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she's the pathetic one... he's just a mooch
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Keg's heart is the real casualty here.
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When I got married, my wife's boss bougth her her wedding dresss.
We got married in Vegas. And now, I make an above average pay.
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This girl I know bought herself an engagement ring because her loser boyfriend is too broke. She took out a credit card to buy it... I think her clock is ticking a little and shes a single mom so i can see where shes coming from, but how much of a tiny dicked loser would you feel like if your girl bought the ring for you?
He's a pillhead and she always gives him more money to buy pills with too. So pathetic...she could do so much better. What kinda loser proposes when he can't afford the ring?
i'd say it's the opposite, i'd feel like a real pimp and player if the girl would stay with me after she bought her own ring, dude must have a huge dick to be able to exert that type of control on the girl. :D
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i'd say it's the opposite, i'd feel like a real pimp and player if the girl would stay with me after she bought her own ring, dude must have a huge dick to be able to exert that type of control on the girl. :D
You're killing the Kegdrainer with this kind of talk. :(
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You're killing the Kegdrainer with this kind of talk. :(
he can't stand the fact that they guy he mentioned has that much game with women, he probably has to buy everything, open doors, pull out chairs, listen to his mother in law ramble on all the time, buy her presents just to get a peck on the cheek, hahahahaa, ugly no game having motherfuccker. ;D
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theres no god but god and muhammed is the messenger of god.
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theres no god but god and muhammed is the messenger of god.
;D
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he can't stand the fact that they guy he mentioned has that much game with women, he probably has to buy everything, open doors, pull out chairs, listen to his mother in law ramble on all the time, buy her presents just to get a peck on the cheek, hahahahaa, ugly no game having motherfuccker. ;D
THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/8/87/Luke_whining.jpg/100px-Luke_whining.jpg)
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THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/8/87/Luke_whining.jpg/100px-Luke_whining.jpg)
I'll tell you what's possible, and that's the remarkable event when Keith Jones sat right next Jonsey from The Police Academy!
If I understand correctly, it was during a charity event.
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I'll tell you what's possible, and that's the remarkable event when Keith Jones sat right next Jonsey from The Police Academy!
If I understand correctly, it was during a charity event.
oh FFS man let it go, shit is getting old, you mention this bullshit in every post. ::)
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I'll tell you what's possible, and that's the remarkable event when Keith Jones sat right next Jonsey from The Police Academy!
If I understand correctly, it was during a charity event.
Technically it was two seats down because Big Fat Keith takes up two chairs.
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Technically it was two seats down because Big Fat Keith takes up two chairs.
BOOM ;D
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When I got married, my wife's boss bougth her her wedding dresss.
We got married in Vegas. And now, I make an above average pay.
Is this the last line in a country song?
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BOOM ;D
oh FFS man let it go, shit is getting old, you mention this bullshit in every post. ::)
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For a man, accepting the child of another man is genetical suicide, utter stupidity. The woman needs to find someone to protect her and the child.
That's not Squadfather.
(http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/784/0/Owned_Dad.ashx)
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oh FFS man let it go, shit is getting old, you mention this bullshit in every post. ::)
I gotta give it to you for that one. Nice.
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That's not Squadfather.
(http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/784/0/Owned_Dad.ashx)
You know, maybe they adopted him?
Shit wait, i've seen that episode of Maury, i'm wrong
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This girl I know bought herself an engagement ring because her loser boyfriend is too broke. She took out a credit card to buy it... I think her clock is ticking a little and shes a single mom so i can see where shes coming from, but how much of a tiny dicked loser would you feel like if your girl bought the ring for you?
He's a pillhead and she always gives him more money to buy pills with too. So pathetic...she could do so much better. What kinda loser proposes when he can't afford the ring?
the fact thaT YOU POSTED THIS MAKES YOU A WANKER
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Maybe he has good health insurance...
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Sounds like someone lost out in love eh Keg?
Lol while i could certainly see throwing one on her face if i were single myself, or waiting a couple years and having the 3 way with mom and daughter once shes legal age...she certainly is below my standards for relationship. Single moms have too much baggage, and Italians are too high maintenence, and the daughter is on a crash course heading for a stripper pole. Their baggage comes in Louis Vuitton matching luggage sets.
And for the record, she does make excellent manicotti and sauce.
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When I got married, my wife's boss bougth her her wedding dresss.
We got married in Vegas. And now, I make an above average pay.
did he also fuck her before you did?