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Title: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: mass 04 on January 30, 2009, 02:08:37 PM
It's 25 degrees with a foot of snow on the ground and i've seen like 4 fat dudes wearing shorts?
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: lvtolft on January 30, 2009, 02:09:47 PM
They have a lot of insulation. 
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: Hedgehog on January 30, 2009, 02:16:09 PM
It's 25 degrees with a foot of snow on the ground and i've seen like 4 fat dudes wearing shorts?


They got to flash those cankles.

Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 30, 2009, 02:51:15 PM
They have outgrown their fat jeans...and their fat sweatpants.
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: mass 04 on January 30, 2009, 02:55:25 PM
And they all have these types of belts as well. They just need a wallet chain and wolf tee shirt to complete the ensemble




(http://www.global-b2b-network.com/direct/dbimage/50151447/Braid_Leather_Belt.jpg)
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 30, 2009, 02:57:31 PM
mass, maybe some broke down looking sneakers that look like they walk on the sides of them...
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 30, 2009, 02:58:50 PM
Why does any person demean themselves at any time of the year by donning any kind of shorts?
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 30, 2009, 03:00:05 PM
Why does any person demean themselves at any time of the year by donning any kind of shorts?

Did you just get home from english lit class TA?
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 30, 2009, 03:07:43 PM
Did you just get home from english lit class TA?
No, but I am about to work on some writings or ideas.  I am nearly to the point of starting a novel or short story I think.  I figure on doing a sort of warm-up act.  Of course I will have to tarry my prose shortly as I am to leave in order to further the hopeful development of these puny things on my body that you good people refer to as pecs.

Dips with 3 plates and perhaps a 25 or so shall be the antidote today.
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 30, 2009, 03:10:48 PM
No, but I am about to work on some writings or ideas.  I am nearly to the point of starting a novel or short story I think.  I figure on doing a sort of warm-up act.  Of course I will have to tarry my prose shortly as I am to leave in order to further the hopeful development of these puny things on body that you good people refer to as pecs.

Dips with 3 plates and perhaps a 25 or so shall be the antidote today.

Classic.  hahaha, a well placed tarry is always and excellent opener.  As in "don't tarry boy..."
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on January 30, 2009, 03:12:56 PM

Dips with 3 plates and perhaps a 25 or so shall be the antidote today. Then I shall follow that with the sucking of my professor's cock. It is my way of thanking him for teaching me these magnificent new words that I have the pleasure of sharing with you fine gentlemen. Good day.


Fixed.
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: Andy Griffin on January 30, 2009, 03:17:02 PM
And they all have these types of belts as well. They just need a wallet chain and wolf tee shirt to complete the ensemble




(http://www.global-b2b-network.com/direct/dbimage/50151447/Braid_Leather_Belt.jpg)

To be more accurate, this might be the actual belt...

(http://www.greatgreengoods.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/304_KrispyKremeBelt_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 30, 2009, 03:18:31 PM
To be more accurate, this might be the actual belt...

(http://www.greatgreengoods.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/304_KrispyKremeBelt_1.jpg)
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: ozman on January 30, 2009, 03:20:29 PM
what's wrong with shorts ?
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 30, 2009, 03:21:10 PM
what's wrong with shorts ?
I`d say the problem is more to do with the ones wearing them.
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 30, 2009, 03:22:25 PM
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on January 30, 2009, 03:25:54 PM
mass, maybe some broke down looking sneakers that look like they walk on the sides of them...
EPIC TRUTH.
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on January 30, 2009, 03:29:33 PM
JORTS
(http://www.irishhealth.com/content/image/13886/Obeseman.jpg)
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on January 30, 2009, 03:31:21 PM
http://www.topnews.in/health/files/Overweight-Kids.jpg(http://)
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on January 30, 2009, 03:32:27 PM
(http://www.irishhealth.com/content/image/12419/Fatmanwithscales.jpg)
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: mass 04 on January 30, 2009, 03:33:06 PM
mass, maybe some broke down looking sneakers that look like they walk on the sides of them...
"Airwalks" no doubt ;D
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: Andy Griffin on January 30, 2009, 03:33:50 PM
It's 25 degrees with a foot of snow on the ground and i've seen like 4 fat dudes wearing shorts?

They were looking for their bitches...

(http://arsenaldebate.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/fat-women-bbw-singles.jpg)
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on January 30, 2009, 03:35:24 PM
They were looking for their bitches...

(http://arsenaldebate.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/fat-women-bbw-singles.jpg)


And I'm sure the one to the far right is considered in the group as the " skinny one ".  :D
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: Andy Griffin on January 30, 2009, 03:36:14 PM
(http://worldfitnessnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/fat-dude.jpg)
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on January 30, 2009, 03:36:51 PM
Not shorts but close, clamdiggers
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/Overweight_biker.jpg)
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: mass 04 on January 30, 2009, 03:37:32 PM
Not shorts but close, clamdiggers
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/Overweight_biker.jpg)
damn spider bites.
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 30, 2009, 03:38:43 PM
damn spider bites.

haha mass.  I bet he picks up all the chicks on that bike...
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: mass 04 on January 30, 2009, 03:39:39 PM
haha mass.  I bet he picks up all the chicks on that bike...
The flag on the back tells me the female gender is not what he's after. ;D
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 30, 2009, 03:42:21 PM
The flag on the back tells me the female gender is not what he's after. ;D

Good catch...he's a bear, no doubt.  8)
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on January 30, 2009, 03:42:35 PM
Boomer Sooner
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h164/hornetscentralgm/ou20fan.jpg)
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: wes mantooth on January 30, 2009, 03:43:14 PM
fat guys always have good calves....its their only redeeming quality......


show it if you got it!!!!
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 30, 2009, 03:45:03 PM
Boomer Sooner
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h164/hornetscentralgm/ou20fan.jpg)

hahah, oh brother.  Can you imagine what Okl St, Texas and Nebraka fans do with that pic?
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on January 30, 2009, 03:45:30 PM
(http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200712/r212676_818971.jpg)
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on January 30, 2009, 03:47:24 PM
fat guys always have good calves....its their only redeeming quality......


show it if you got it!!!!
Monster Calves....
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03/ChrisLepp_450x653.jpg)
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on January 30, 2009, 04:12:59 PM
The dude on the right wears shorts all year round, if you got a problem wit it take it up wit duh dude on the left.

(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z202/OrangeCountyChoppers_photos/crew/michael-joseph-teutul.jpg)
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: jtsunami on January 30, 2009, 04:18:53 PM
Sometimes it's a pain to put on long pants if you are only going out of the house for say 20 minutes and you go out with the clothes you wear around the house, so what?

jt
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on January 30, 2009, 04:25:14 PM
Sometimes it's a pain to put on long pants if you are only going out of the house for say 20 minutes and you go out with the clothes you wear around the house, so what?

jt
You lazy phuk
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: suckmymuscle on January 30, 2009, 04:42:45 PM
Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?

  Because they have lots of bodyfat to insulate them from the cold, so they don't need heavy clothes. It's the same principle at work with seals and polar bears.

SUCKMYMUSClE
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: chaos on January 30, 2009, 04:53:18 PM
Why does any person demean themselves at any time of the year by donning any kind of shorts?
LOL, some of have calves and weigh more than 145lbs. ;)
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: Camel Jockey on January 30, 2009, 04:54:54 PM
fatties don't shower and their crotch region gets quite warm and sticky. The matted dirt that builds up eventually protects them from the cold.
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 30, 2009, 05:35:32 PM
The dude on the right wears shorts all year round, if you got a problem wit it take it up wit duh dude on the left.

(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z202/OrangeCountyChoppers_photos/crew/michael-joseph-teutul.jpg)
I saw those 2 rednecks on CNN stumping for Sarah Palin a few months ago. 
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on January 30, 2009, 05:36:44 PM
I saw those 2 rednecks on CNN stumping for Sarah Palin a few months ago. 
for 2012?
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 30, 2009, 05:39:07 PM
for 2012?
Im sure they will return.  Cockroaches have a tenacity of sorts.
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on January 30, 2009, 05:40:13 PM
I saw those 2 rednecks on CNN stumping for Sarah Palin a few months ago. 

Are you serious?

I always thought Mikey was intelligent but slow...  :-\
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on January 30, 2009, 05:45:34 PM
Are you serious?

I always thought Mikey was intelligent but slow...  :-\
I agree. If the Republican party backs Palin, they're extinct. Surely to god there is a better candidate than that biznitch.
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: peroni on January 30, 2009, 05:47:24 PM
It's 25 degrees with a foot of snow on the ground and i've seen like 4 fat dudes wearing shorts?

because they can
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 30, 2009, 05:47:44 PM
Are you serious?

I always thought Mikey was intelligent but slow...  :-\
Sad but fucking verifiable and true.  Here is a brief video of all of them together.  

Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on January 30, 2009, 05:51:12 PM
Sad but fucking verifiable and true.  Here is a brief video of all of them together.  



Ruins my image of the Teutuls.  :(
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: peroni on January 30, 2009, 05:52:47 PM
The dude on the right wears shorts all year round, if you got a problem wit it take it up wit duh dude on the left.

(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z202/OrangeCountyChoppers_photos/crew/michael-joseph-teutul.jpg)

the dude on the left has bigger arms than he does thighs. His cool redeeming feature is the mustache
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: jtsunami on January 30, 2009, 06:08:52 PM
Adonis why are you so against shorts?  Is it because your legs are small or some other reason?

jt
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: tommywishbone on January 30, 2009, 06:10:13 PM
Boomer Sooner
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h164/hornetscentralgm/ou20fan.jpg)

 >:( I must now kill you.
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 30, 2009, 07:15:09 PM
Adonis why are you so against shorts?  Is it because your legs are small or some other reason?

jt
It is not proper attire for any human being no matter the size of the legs.
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: MAXX on January 30, 2009, 07:19:16 PM
It is not proper attire for any human being no matter the size of the legs.
lol

proper  ::)

why not?
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: jtsunami on January 30, 2009, 07:19:58 PM
lol

proper  ::)

why not?

yeah, what do you mean Adonis?  Proper what are you talking like a British person?

Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 30, 2009, 07:23:28 PM
Dude's in pretty good shape for a football fan.
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on January 30, 2009, 07:30:31 PM
yeah, what do you mean Adonis?  Proper what are you talking like a British person?


She's just a little light in the loafers.
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on January 30, 2009, 07:34:17 PM
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03/ChrisLepp_450x653.jpg)
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: Mr. Magoo on January 30, 2009, 07:35:48 PM
maybe they dont know they're wearing shorts?
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on January 30, 2009, 07:40:50 PM

They got to flash those cankles.


(http://www.nickandmikaela.com/archives/Cankles%20004.jpg)
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on January 30, 2009, 07:43:31 PM
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x288/sarahtisme/canckles-17160.jpg)
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: wes mantooth on January 30, 2009, 07:44:53 PM
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03/ChrisLepp_450x653.jpg)

killer bracelets....
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: Viking11 on January 30, 2009, 08:24:14 PM
I couldn't make it past page 1.  Those pics represent everything I find gross, fat people in shorts, sandals.. Yuck.
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 30, 2009, 09:07:42 PM
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03/ChrisLepp_450x653.jpg)

You'd really have to hate yourself to make yourself into this.  This is a physical manifestation of a mental illness.
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on January 30, 2009, 10:54:27 PM
It is not proper attire for any human being no matter the size of the legs.

What's your opinion on swim trunks?
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 30, 2009, 11:57:47 PM
What's your opinion on swim trunks?

TA is Old School

(http://dallasvintageshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/im000590.JPG)
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: bigbadwolfe on January 31, 2009, 08:21:44 AM
OK since I'm the resident fat guy who wheres shorts YEAR ROUND I guess I 'll throw my 2 cents in. IT IS JUST COMFORTABLE!!!!!! I was 230 and wore shorts, I was 420 and wore shorts and I'm 280's now and guess what, it is 3 degrees outside with a foot of snow on the ground and I'm wearing shorts!!!

TA what the hell do you have against shorts? You got some really fucked issues in life, what gives? Honestly what do you have against shorts?

But then again everyone has there thing in life that bothers them. I myself cannot understand why people buy jeans that have holes in them and are worn out???? Can some explain that to?  I understand it is the cool in thing and my wife says she is gonna buy me some jeans for my birthday and she is guilty as anyone when it comes to buying these destructed jeans but it just dont make sense to me.

Ok thats my 2 cents, it is cause they are comfy to me. Yes I can wear nice jeans(size 38's now) and yes I got lazt fatguy sweats also but I just prefer to wear shorts as much as possible.
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: Charfman84 on January 31, 2009, 09:16:09 AM
Maybe with their inner thighs constantly rubbing together and generating heat they need a nice refreshing flow of air to cool them down.
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on February 01, 2009, 07:07:13 AM
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03/ChrisLepp_450x653.jpg)
Who the fuck gave you permission to post a pic of me...Haha
Title: Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
Post by: Andy Griffin on February 01, 2009, 09:34:22 AM
TA is Old School

(http://dallasvintageshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/im000590.JPG)

I can almost hear a player piano in the background.  Great pic.