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Title: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: benz on February 08, 2009, 01:14:42 PM
You have travelled to Las vegas and stayed at MIRAGE HOTEL...room near the ice maker lol

Been to LA and worked out at the K with chaos :)

And took a free drink at NUMBERS bar!

Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: Stark on February 08, 2009, 01:21:28 PM
I know somebody else who stayed at th mirage hotel, totaly innocent privat posing session
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: chaos on February 08, 2009, 01:24:18 PM
You have travelled to Las vegas and stayed at MIRAGE HOTEL...room near the ice maker lol

Been to LA and worked out at the K with chaos :)

And took a free drink at NUMBERS bar!


When you save up enough pesos to make it to America, you can workout with chaos, but the other two, you are on your own. 8)
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: Miss Karen on February 08, 2009, 02:06:19 PM
When your Drug Addicted and BROKE. :-\
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: Benito Mutumbo on February 08, 2009, 02:56:34 PM
You've had private meetings in the offices of Steve & Joe
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: benz on February 08, 2009, 02:58:51 PM
When you save up enough pesos to make it to America, you can workout with chaos, but the other two, you are on your own. 8)

N.U.M.B.E.R.S

Your bar
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: Campeon Del Mundo on February 08, 2009, 03:41:28 PM
you know when you are broke and live with your mom...
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 08, 2009, 03:42:47 PM
You have travelled to Las vegas and stayed at MIRAGE HOTEL...room near the ice maker lol

Been to LA and worked out at the K with chaos :)

And took a free drink at NUMBERS bar!


Or when you made a bukkake video  :-X  :-\
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 08, 2009, 03:44:01 PM
You know you are a bodybuilder when you have accusations brought on by a past client named sergiopump that saw you spend that infamous night in that room next to the ice machine at the Mirage hotel back in 1993.
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Post by: Ursus on February 08, 2009, 03:44:59 PM
14year old kids destroy your reputation online
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: gordiano on February 08, 2009, 05:42:07 PM
When you've been exposing yourself in thong, for a crowd of men, since your teenage years....and you're proud of it.  :-\
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: gordiano on February 08, 2009, 05:44:13 PM
When your only career options are:

Bouncer

Gay-4-pay


But since bouncer requires you to do actual labor, you choose prostitution....
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Post by: gordiano on February 08, 2009, 05:44:54 PM
When you have to hit up the dialysis machine, right before you go out on stage.....
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: Relentless on February 08, 2009, 05:52:24 PM
...you get owned by a bunch of buck-toothed jackasses with pens and pencils.
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: Relentless on February 08, 2009, 05:53:35 PM
...you take every drug in the book in making a comeback, knowing full well you are going to have to get a kidney transplant anyway.
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: Relentless on February 08, 2009, 05:54:25 PM
...you became a "born-again Christian" after you have wrecked many a fitness/figure/tranny and your career is over.
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: Relentless on February 08, 2009, 05:55:20 PM
...you set Jaguars on fire out in the desert with dead bodies in the trunk.
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: Relentless on February 08, 2009, 05:56:16 PM
...you lie about having a college degree.
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: Relentless on February 08, 2009, 05:58:33 PM
...you get so worked up over message board chatter that you call people out in public at Venice Golds, even though the last conversation you had with the person was years ago.
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: Relentless on February 08, 2009, 05:59:28 PM
...EVERY SINGLE CONTEST you enter is in your ALL TIME BEST CONDITION.
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: Relentless on February 08, 2009, 06:00:32 PM
....you tell everyone how you put on 10 pounds of muscle during the offseason, but no one can tell the difference.  If they do notice, its because you are a watery, bloated mess who should have been 10 pounds lighter.
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: Relentless on February 08, 2009, 06:08:47 PM
...you hire a contest guru who looks like he never trained a day in his life and brags about eating Krispy Kremes late at night, every night.
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: Relentless on February 08, 2009, 06:11:01 PM
...you struggle to speak a coherent sentence, but are defended by others who say you are on "low carbs."  Problem is, you sound like a dumbass single time you go on camera. 
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Post by: grab an umbrella on February 08, 2009, 06:11:56 PM
...you struggle to speak a coherent sentence, but are defended by others who say you are on "low carbs."  Problem is, you sound like a dumbass single time you go on camera. 

Pretty sound evaluation of the current state of bodybuilding.  Do you think bodybuilding will ever turn around?
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: Relentless on February 08, 2009, 06:14:31 PM
Pretty sound evaluation of the current state of bodybuilding.  Do you think bodybuilding will ever turn around?

Tough to say, but probably not.  The intelligent guys treat bodybuilding as a hobby or rec activity. 

All of the guys in Arnold's time had other interests and goals.  The guys now are just happy to make any paycheck.  We really haven't had an articulate bodybuilder in the limelight since Shawn Ray. 
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Post by: body88 on February 08, 2009, 06:16:35 PM
240 Or Bust makes a video about you.
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: grab an umbrella on February 08, 2009, 06:16:39 PM
Tough to say, but probably not.  The intelligent guys treat bodybuilding as a hobby or rec activity. 

All of the guys in Arnold's time had other interests and goals.  The guys now are just happy to make any paycheck.  We really haven't had an articulate bodybuilder in the limelight since Shawn Ray. 

I think we need another guy like arnold to bring this sport back.  I think the g4p and all that shit needs to go.  Everyone, including competitors, thinks bodybuilding is a joke now.  It's sad.
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: TrueGrit on February 08, 2009, 06:17:54 PM
You just got off the phone from Bigbobs
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: benz on February 08, 2009, 06:31:09 PM
you claim you should have won mr O at least 3 times :)
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: Relentless on February 08, 2009, 06:35:17 PM
...you continue to take drugs and eat around the clock far past your competitive days.
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on February 08, 2009, 06:37:03 PM
you smashed your trophy due to politics
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Post by: GigantorX on February 08, 2009, 06:42:07 PM
you smashed your small plastic trophy ,that you won through G4P and drug abuse,due to politics

That's when you know that you've made it.
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on February 08, 2009, 06:43:14 PM
That's when you know that you've made it.

ha ha ha ha spending $10K preparing for a show to win $5K and a plastic trophy
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: benz on February 08, 2009, 06:45:25 PM
you consider a plastic trophy the most valuable thing you could achieve in your life  ::)
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: Brutal_1 on February 09, 2009, 07:16:32 AM


...vital organs become expendable
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: emn1964 on February 09, 2009, 07:26:50 AM
. . . you're a mod on GetBig and you spend your days deleting threads that expose the seedy side of bb'ing...
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: Brutal_1 on February 09, 2009, 07:36:37 AM

...wearing diapers during leg day is considered hardcore
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: FREDO on February 09, 2009, 07:41:16 AM
you are morbidly obese, have no functional strength, are constantly force feeding yourself food and anabolic drugs,are broke, enjoy flexing in a thong on a stage oiled up for your "fans"  and have no self respect left because your insecurities have overcome you
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: QuakerOats on February 09, 2009, 07:42:25 AM
you are morbidly obese, have no functional strength, are constantly force feeding yourself food and anabolic drugs,are broke, enjoy flexing in a thong on a stage oiled up for your "fans"  and have no self respect left because your insecurities have overcome you
you're not exactly ripped and shredded yourself, fredo.
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: Brutal_1 on February 09, 2009, 07:44:32 AM



...you give Milos a chance for a few months before deciding your organs can't take it
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: FREDO on February 09, 2009, 07:45:11 AM
you're not exactly ripped and shredded yourself, fredo.
how would you know anything about me???? the answer is u don't and never will so just move on fat boy
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: The Coach on February 09, 2009, 07:46:33 AM
....When you call yourself an "athlete" but need oxygen to go DOWN the stairs!!
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: QuakerOats on February 09, 2009, 07:46:46 AM
how would you know anything about me???? the answer is u don't and never will so just move on fat boy
why not post a picture of yourself and prove me wrong?
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: emn1964 on February 09, 2009, 07:50:49 AM
why not post a picture of yourself and prove me wrong?

Here goes QO asking guys for pictures for more spank material.
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: benz on February 09, 2009, 07:51:52 AM
why not post a picture of yourself and prove me wrong?

keep this thread clean, we dont want your stupid comments here. last warning
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: FREDO on February 09, 2009, 07:55:07 AM
why not post a picture of yourself and prove me wrong?
so what ur saying is u don't know what i look like, ur just guessing and ur using ur guesses as a way to hopefully see me with my shirt off   lol
Title: Re: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when...
Post by: emn1964 on February 09, 2009, 07:57:16 AM
so what ur saying is u don't know what i look like, ur just guessing and ur using ur guesses as a way to hopefully see me with my shirt off   lol

bingo...QO is the biggest schmoe of them all...count the number of times he asks, even begs, other guys for pictures.  really quite pathetic.