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Title: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: boonstack on February 09, 2009, 07:13:27 PM
i like to laugh at 19 year olds... 15-18% bodyfat range and consume creatine and a protein shake afterwards. i tell them they have no fucking clue what they are putting in their bodies and need to only worry about cardio for about 2 months and get to 8% bodyfat before they worry about bulking.


Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: nycbull on February 09, 2009, 07:15:00 PM
what are you their daddy?
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: boonstack on February 09, 2009, 07:17:08 PM
no.. im that guy that makes them realize all the precious knowledge they have been researching from bb.com for the past 3 months is a total waste of time and money.

if it aint human grade- it aint nothin
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: nycbull on February 09, 2009, 07:23:53 PM
no.. im that guy that makes them realize all the precious knowledge they have been researching from bb.com for the past 3 months is a total waste of time and money.

if it aint human grade- it aint nothin

I know just kiddding,....well young poeple are stupid and have to make their own mistakes to realy learn...its painful to watch though
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: Palpatine Q on February 09, 2009, 07:36:38 PM
i like to laugh at 19 year olds... 15-18% bodyfat range and consume creatine and a protein shake afterwards. i tell them they have no fucking clue what they are putting in their bodies and need to only worry about cardio for about 2 months and get to 8% bodyfat before they worry about bulking.




HaHaHa

Agreed......these delusional little puppies have no clue.  talking about NOS and Creatine like it's Primobolan.

If you like looking like a marshmallow, take creatine
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: Captain Equipoise on February 09, 2009, 07:54:39 PM
I see this as a big trend in my gym as well, retarded college kids and old men alike not wasting a second after their workout to mix up their shake in the change room, LOL  165lb. twinks think cell-tech is going to make them look like a pro!!!  I often tell them to hurry and drink their shake faster  so they don't miss their window of muscle building opportunity!
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: Palpatine Q on February 09, 2009, 08:00:30 PM
I see this as a big trend in my gym as well, retarded college kids and old men alike not wasting a second after their workout to mix up their shake in the change room, LOL  165lb. twinks think cell-tech is going to make them look like a pro!!!  I often tell them to hurry and drink their shake faster  so they don't miss their window of muscle building opportunity!


i would like to throw them out of a window.

This is no bullshit. An 18 year old kid took his shirt off in the locker room as I was getting my stuff together and asked me,completely out of the fucking blue,....."dude do I look bloated to you?"
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: Cavalier22 on February 09, 2009, 08:04:32 PM
lol really?

man ther are some total douchebags at the gym. 

the other day I was hitting the punching bag and this skinny guy comes up.  he kinda watches me, then gets closer, and then asks me some kind of question.  then he starts gettin in and punching it at the same time.  I was like, hey buddy I will be done in 10 minutes and you can have it.

He kind of backed up  but still stood there watching me.  I was trying to stay calm when this other guy who was apparently his brother came over and led him away.  I guess he was mentally challenged. 

why the F did his bro brin ghim to the gym is what I wanna know.
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: Palpatine Q on February 09, 2009, 08:08:36 PM
lol really?

man ther are some total douchebags at the gym. 

the other day I was hitting the punching bag and this skinny guy comes up.  he kinda watches me, then gets closer, and then asks me some kind of question.  then he starts gettin in and punching it at the same time.  I was like, hey buddy I will be done in 10 minutes and you can have it.

He kind of backed up  but still stood there watching me.  I was trying to stay calm when this other guy who was apparently his brother came over and led him away.  I guess he was mentally challenged. 

why the F did his bro brin ghim to the gym is what I wanna know.

That's one thing i don't like about the new gym i'm trainig in.

They have a little MMA area set up next to the lat pulldown/ cable machine area. so you have all of these little TAPOUT cocknockers doing all of their badass shit, walikng around trying to look all hard.
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: Captain Equipoise on February 09, 2009, 08:22:36 PM
That's one thing i don't like about the new gym i'm trainig in.

They have a little MMA area set up next to the lat pulldown/ cable machine area. so you have all of these little TAPOUT cocknockers doing all of their badass shit, walikng around trying to look all hard.

Hahahah!!!! doing their jiu jitsu next to the lat pulldown machine, in their 'cage fighter' t-shirts, all at a scary 138lbs. soaking wet.
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
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Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: HTexan on February 09, 2009, 10:27:55 PM
There are this two guys at my gym thier lockers look like gnc warehouses.
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: kwri298 on February 09, 2009, 10:42:22 PM
i like to laugh at 19 year olds... 15-18% bodyfat range and consume creatine and a protein shake afterwards. i tell them they have no fucking clue what they are putting in their bodies and need to only worry about cardio for about 2 months and get to 8% bodyfat before they worry about bulking.

Somebody has to start somewhere.  Why do you care, big guy?
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: nodeal on February 09, 2009, 11:16:31 PM
yeah they are typically douche bags
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on February 10, 2009, 06:12:10 AM
Yeah they seem too consumed by the scales,like sayin oh ive gone up 15lbs in the last 6weeks training,wel done but its all fat and bloat,oh they will learn,we all did
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: lovemonkey on February 10, 2009, 06:15:23 AM
But you gotta give credit to good ole creatine though, that shit works.
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: calfzilla on February 10, 2009, 06:16:58 AM
Why are you looking at teenage boys in the locker room? 
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on February 10, 2009, 06:18:21 AM
Well yeah,creatine works,but putting 'nitrox supremo malate etc' with it and giving it a flavour and fancy tub does not make it any better or worth the extra $30 or so the companies charge for labelling
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: Stark on February 10, 2009, 06:33:20 AM
I don't mind these people at all, they make me look better :)
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: QuakerOats on February 10, 2009, 07:27:18 AM
That's one thing i don't like about the new gym i'm trainig in.

They have a little MMA area set up next to the lat pulldown/ cable machine area. so you have all of these little TAPOUT cocknockers doing all of their badass shit, walikng around trying to look all hard.
Steve Weinberger's Powerhouse?
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: Grape Ape on February 10, 2009, 07:29:26 AM
We were all young and stupid once.

I wish somebody would have shown me the proper way to train at that age.  Probably would've save me a ton of pain.
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: CalvinH on February 10, 2009, 07:35:30 AM
I don't have that problem...I mix my drink in the car when I leave the gym :D
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: lovemonkey on February 10, 2009, 07:38:11 AM
I love the idiots that actually bring the damn jug to the gym. How much I.Q is required to just put the damn powder in the shaker before you head for the gym? Epic bragging with 4lbs protein jugs in your gym bag.
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: QuakerOats on February 10, 2009, 07:41:03 AM
I love the idiots that actually bring the damn jug to the gym. How much I.Q is required to just put the damn powder in the shaker before you head for the gym? Epic bragging with 4lbs protein jugs in your gym bag.
hahahaha, we had a jackass at my old gym who would carry all of his supplements along with him ONTO THE GYM FLOOR and carry them from machine to machine and bench to bench. ;D
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: Palpatine Q on February 10, 2009, 08:48:50 AM
Steve Weinberger's Powerhouse?

Nope. I'm off of Long Isalnd.   Living in PA at the moment. I go to a Gold's here, it ain't bad. I've got this one fucking spin class instructor folowing me around like a dog in fucking heat that is getting on my nerves.
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: Mars on February 10, 2009, 08:50:59 AM
hahahaha, we had a jackass at my old gym who would carry all of his supplements along with him ONTO THE GYM FLOOR and carry them from machine to machine and bench to bench. ;D

lol
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: rk272727 on February 10, 2009, 12:53:41 PM
no.. im that guy that makes them realize all the precious knowledge they have been researching from bb.com for the past 3 months is a total waste of time and money.

if it aint human grade- it aint nothin
your the guy who should be doing alot of cardio too and stfu
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: QuakerOats on February 10, 2009, 12:54:50 PM
your the guy who should be doing alot of cardio too and stfu
this is him.
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: Ursus on February 10, 2009, 01:08:31 PM
If i heard you belittle a kid in teh gym who just started i would make it my business to belittle you infront of the men in the gym.
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: QuakerOats on February 10, 2009, 01:09:29 PM
If i heard you belittle a kid in teh gym who just started i would make it my business to belittle you infront of the men in the gym.
impossible, "boonstack" doesn't go to the gym.
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: Ursus on February 10, 2009, 01:11:32 PM
teh kids are doing what they want and to be honest its not like they are doing any harm.
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 10, 2009, 01:11:57 PM
impossible, "boonstack" doesn't go to the gym.

haha, yes QO.  "broomstick" only hangs out in the locker rooms...haha
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: clownbaby on February 10, 2009, 01:31:01 PM
how can you have the gall to make fun of kids at a gym if you only weigh 160 lbs??
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: JasonH on February 10, 2009, 01:33:04 PM
This "Boonstack" character is quite amusing with his nutritional philosophies but you can't deny he pulls some quality vag judging from the girl in that photo.
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 10, 2009, 01:35:58 PM
This "Boonstack" character is quite amusing with his nutritional philosophies but you can't deny he pulls some quality vag judging from the girl in that photo.

That's his sister...hahaha, but maybe he's still hittin' it?
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on February 11, 2009, 09:21:00 AM
This "Boonstack" character is quite amusing with his nutritional philosophies but you can't deny he pulls some quality vag judging from the girl in that photo.
Just cos he has a pic of her doesnt mean he banged her,he probably just asked for a pic in the nightclub
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: tom joad on February 11, 2009, 09:29:30 AM
hahahaha, we had a jackass at my old gym who would carry all of his supplements along with him ONTO THE GYM FLOOR and carry them from machine to machine and bench to bench. ;D

maybe training doesn't work unless your supplements are overlooking you when you do each exercise?
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on February 11, 2009, 09:41:46 AM
Haha,must try that one...
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: Palpatine Q on February 11, 2009, 09:51:49 AM
hahahaha, we had a jackass at my old gym who would carry all of his supplements along with him ONTO THE GYM FLOOR and carry them from machine to machine and bench to bench. ;D

Hey I'm all for being young, enthusiastic and all that good shit......but you gotta draw the line to where you're not just making a DICK out of yourself.

Here's a pretty good one from last night,

There was this flying fucking dildo who was doing walking dumbell lunges right down the main corridor that connects EVERYTHING in the gym together. i swear about 20 people had to get out of this asshole's way.
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: Christopher Belinksky on February 11, 2009, 09:55:00 AM
guys in the gyms today are a bunch of supplement company brain washed dorks
taking 50 supplements before workout, 50 in between and 50 post workout
and after years they look like they don't even lift
eat, lift, sleep, it's that simple
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: Man of Steel on February 11, 2009, 10:00:26 AM
hahahaha, we had a jackass at my old gym who would carry all of his supplements along with him ONTO THE GYM FLOOR and carry them from machine to machine and bench to bench. ;D

I've known several clowns like this....within the bag they also have wrist wraps, both a leather and fabric belt, Lee Haney brand weightlifting gloves, discman, chalk, knee wraps, latest copy of FLEX, empty bottle of Carboforce, can of tuna with can opener and a gallon of water.
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: Christopher Belinksky on February 11, 2009, 10:05:47 AM
I've known several clowns like this....within the bag they also have wrist wraps, both a leather and fabric belt, Lee Haney brand weightlifting gloves, discman, chalk, knee wraps, latest copy of FLEX, empty bottle of Carboforce, can of tuna with can opener and a gallon of water.


FFS  :-\
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: physicsgeek on February 11, 2009, 10:20:22 AM
i like to laugh at 19 year olds... 15-18% bodyfat range and consume creatine and a protein shake afterwards. i tell them they have no fucking clue what they are putting in their bodies and need to only worry about cardio for about 2 months and get to 8% bodyfat before they worry about bulking.


I don't understand what cardio has to do with gaining weight? Why not take creatine and whey protein both are proven ergogenics?
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: Christopher Belinksky on February 11, 2009, 10:24:01 AM
i like to laugh at 19 year olds... 15-18% bodyfat range and consume creatine and a protein shake afterwards. i tell them they have no fucking clue what they are putting in their bodies and need to only worry about cardio for about 2 months and get to 8% bodyfat before they worry about bulking.


you're probably at 15-18% yourself
and weight 132 pounds
when you give them advice do they tell you to go fuck youself you skinny fat know it all?  ;D


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Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: tom joad on February 11, 2009, 10:28:50 AM
I've known several clowns like this....within the bag they also have wrist wraps, both a leather and fabric belt, Lee Haney brand weightlifting gloves, discman, chalk, knee wraps, latest copy of FLEX, empty bottle of Carboforce, can of tuna with can opener and a gallon of water.

What???  No fishing tackle box separating each vitamin as well as all other pills?  ???
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: Doug_Steele on February 11, 2009, 10:30:14 AM
If i heard you belittle a kid in teh gym who just started i would make it my business to belittle you infront of the men in the gym.

X2. I made that same mistake when i was 14 or 15 but it took me about till i was 18 and realized that i was making a mistake with "The Window."  I try to help those kids out and not laugh at them. I still listen to the guys that are older then me because they have been where i am going. Some kids will listen and others will go to GNC and spend all their money and if that is what they wanna do, i can't stop them.
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: chainsaw on February 11, 2009, 10:30:58 AM
Shit, when i was 16 we would steal manhole covers and bench them.  No sups.  just pure test.
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: chester_bbb on February 11, 2009, 11:30:56 AM
this is him.

That's a cute little bitch. I'd fuck her ass.
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on February 11, 2009, 11:33:22 AM
They will live and learn
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: LatsMcGee on February 12, 2009, 03:42:05 AM
Boonstack prefers to guzzle man chowder at the gym.
Title: Re: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine
Post by: HTexan on February 12, 2009, 03:54:02 AM
Boonstack prefers to guzzle man chowder at the gym.
hahahah