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Title: Valentine gift ideas....
Post by: Awesomo on February 14, 2009, 08:20:51 AM
Ok, so some girl i am dating is cooking v-day dinner for me in about 5-6 hours. I have made zero effort to get anything for her. Any ideas on what to get her. I am looking to spend $50-$100. Thanks.
Title: Re: Valentine gift ideas....
Post by: kiwiol on February 14, 2009, 08:28:59 AM
Ok, so some girl i am dating is cooking v-day dinner for me in about 5-6 hours. I have made zero effort to get anything for her. Any ideas on what to get her. I am looking to spend $50-$100. Thanks.

Flowers, a nice card, box of nice chocolates and a DVD of some chick flick, like 'The Notebook' should do the trick - won't cost more than what you're willing to spend and it's classy, without making you look cheap and / or desperate. Have fun, whatever you get her 8)
Title: Re: Valentine gift ideas....
Post by: Reign Down on February 14, 2009, 08:29:34 AM
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ta ta
Title: Re: Valentine gift ideas....
Post by: Reign Down on February 14, 2009, 08:30:28 AM
Flowers, a nice card, box of nice chocolates and a DVD of some chick flick, like 'The Notebook' should do the trick - won't cost more than what you're willing to spend and it's classy without making you look cheap and / or desperate. Have fun, whatever you get her 8)

Fucking hell Kiwi if your willing to watch that film she must be special!


Title: Re: Valentine gift ideas....
Post by: kiwiol on February 14, 2009, 08:32:10 AM
(http://www.bondara.co.uk/data/images/3926/medium.jpg)


ta ta

Somehow, I don't think our friend Awesomo is dating Candidizzle

Fucking hell Kiwi if your willing to watch that film she must be special!

Ah, that she is!
Title: Re: Valentine gift ideas....
Post by: Awesomo on February 14, 2009, 08:33:01 AM
Flowers, a nice card, box of nice chocolates and a DVD of some chick flick, like 'The Notebook' should do the trick - won't cost more than what you're willing to spend and it's classy, without making you look cheap and / or desperate. Have fun, whatever you get her 8)

I though about flowers and a card, plus a little something extra, but it is almost noon here and I don't feel like leaving my house for a few more hours so i wonder if cards and flowers will be all sold out. BUt not a bad idea as i jst have to go to the grocery store accross the street to get them.
Title: Re: Valentine gift ideas....
Post by: Awesomo on February 14, 2009, 08:34:31 AM
Somehow, I don't think our friend Awesomo is dating Candidizzle

Ah, that she is!

When I posted I figured knowing getbig i'd get 90-100% joke posts. The good idea i received already was a pleasant surprise.
Title: Re: Valentine gift ideas....
Post by: Reign Down on February 14, 2009, 08:38:08 AM
Hey im not joking, if she want a shit inducing quivering wreck scream the house down holy grail of and orgasm, she needs to try the Black Impaler Turbo (Shown in Midnight Black).

She'll be thanking you for years to come.


ta t a
Title: Re: Valentine gift ideas....
Post by: Awesomo on February 14, 2009, 08:39:25 AM
Hey im not joking, if she want a shit inducing quivering wreck scream the house down holy grail of and orgasm, she needs to try the Black Impaler Turbo (Shown in Midnight Black).

She'll be thanking you for years to come.


ta t a

Do they make it in asian yellow?
Title: Re: Valentine gift ideas....
Post by: kiwiol on February 14, 2009, 08:41:41 AM
I though about flowers and a card, plus a little something extra, but it is almost noon here and I don't feel like leaving my house for a few more hours so i wonder if cards and flowers will be all sold out. BUt not a bad idea as i jst have to go to the grocery store accross the street to get them.

Making a little bit of effort to please your girl always pays off, unless she's just a booty call. The point I was trying to make is that you can get 3 or 4 things that don't cost an arm, but will still make for a great gift.

Of course, you could also take the opportunity to show her your sense of humor as well as try your luck by giving her a wrapped gift that when opened, will reveal a pack of a dozen ribbed condoms ;D
Title: Re: Valentine gift ideas....
Post by: Reign Down on February 14, 2009, 08:47:08 AM
Do they make it in asian yellow?


Im not sure but if not, you can make one by hand in Marzipan, then cut it in half after and have a meal together.

God, that is soooo romantic.


ta ta
Title: Re: Valentine gift ideas....
Post by: Awesomo on February 14, 2009, 08:56:42 AM
An added wrinkle is that I think she might have figured out I was seeing another girl as well as her last night. I haven't talked to her today so i am putting off buying anything and I'd prefer to buy something that can be returned.
Title: Re: Valentine gift ideas....
Post by: kiwiol on February 14, 2009, 08:57:50 AM

Im not sure but if not, you can make one by hand in Marzipan, then cut it in half after and have a meal together.

God, that is soooo romantic.


ta ta

LMAO! It's when I read posts like this that I miss the old V :'(
Title: Re: Valentine gift ideas....
Post by: w8m8 on February 14, 2009, 09:09:11 AM
Ok, so some girl i am dating is cooking v-day dinner for me in about 5-6 hours. I have made zero effort to get anything for her. Any ideas on what to get her. I am looking to spend $50-$100. Thanks.

An added wrinkle is that I think she might have figured out I was seeing another girl as well as her last night. I haven't talked to her today so i am putting off buying anything and I'd prefer to buy something that can be returned.

I'd advise you to save your money , draw a card with crayons and only eat from her plate after she's done so first

they make poisons nowadays that have no taste or odor , you may need that money to get your stomach pumped



have fun  :D
Title: Re: Valentine gift ideas....
Post by: Awesomo on February 14, 2009, 09:15:20 AM
I'd advise you to save your money , draw a card with crayons and only eat from her plate after she's done so first

they make poisons nowadays that have no taste or odor , you may need that money to get your stomach pumped



have fun  :D

I know, i am not looking forward to tonight. She hasn't responded to my texts and I don't want to call her because then I have to think of a lie on the spot depending on what she knows. I'm definitely deleting all my old texts and call logs from my phone.
Title: Re: Valentine gift ideas....
Post by: Mars on February 14, 2009, 09:16:16 AM
he must be a very special person then Awesomona
Title: Re: Valentine gift ideas....
Post by: The_Punisher on February 14, 2009, 09:21:23 AM
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ta ta



didn't you used that last night?
Title: Re: Valentine gift ideas....
Post by: Reign Down on February 14, 2009, 09:22:51 AM


didn't you used that last night?


Yes, your Pappa came over.
Title: Re: Valentine gift ideas....
Post by: The_Punisher on February 14, 2009, 09:23:56 AM

Yes, your Pappa came over.




hahahahhaha......good one
Title: Re: Valentine gift ideas....
Post by: ball on February 14, 2009, 03:53:44 PM
awesomo,
in case your night goes for a shit, you could always j/o to this:


(http://i596.photobucket.com/albums/tt48/ag3002/Hoffy_Valentines_Day.jpg)
Title: Re: Valentine gift ideas....
Post by: odilly on February 14, 2009, 04:58:32 PM
get her a clean one gallon water jug, a training journal and some lifting chalk what else does anyone want
Title: Re: Valentine gift ideas....
Post by: tbombz on February 14, 2009, 05:00:04 PM
Ok, so some girl i am dating is cooking v-day dinner for me in about 5-6 hours. I have made zero effort to get anything for her. Any ideas on what to get her. I am looking to spend $50-$100. Thanks.
valentines day is a made up holiday

stand up on principle



or just give in and buy a small type of candy and maybe one rose...no need to do anything at all expensive... "its the thought that counts"...
Title: Re: Valentine gift ideas....
Post by: CalvinH on February 14, 2009, 05:08:28 PM
Nothing says I love you like Vodka.
Title: Re: Valentine gift ideas....
Post by: bigbadwolfe on February 14, 2009, 05:26:06 PM
Should of Wrote her a poem :)

I got my Girl a small Box of Chocolates and wrote her this poem ~

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
There is a box of Chocolates waiting for you
But I will be honest I must let you know
If you eat all of them your ass surely will grow
So if you eat them all as a Big Treat
Get your ass to the gym and move your feet
If you dont like Carido we can do this instead
We can get naked and jump into bed
I'll eat your Pussy while you beat my Meat
I'll roll you over and give you a Big Valentines Treat
When we are through we can lay there and Cuddle
I'll work you so good there will be a Big Sweaty puddle
I know this is dumb and pretty damn stupid
but 17 yrs ago I shoot by that Fucking Cupid
At the end I hope this poem is worthwhile
Cause my sole purpose in life is to make you smile!!!

Guess what I got mad ass last night when I gave it to her with her Chocolate and guess whos getting mad ass tonight??? Yep my whooped big ass :)
Title: Re: Valentine gift ideas....
Post by: ManBearPig... on February 14, 2009, 05:33:40 PM
whatever you do....


....make sure you end the night with a fart on her face.
Title: Re: Valentine gift ideas....
Post by: triple_pickle on February 14, 2009, 06:46:38 PM
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Title: Re: Valentine gift ideas....
Post by: Parker on February 14, 2009, 07:06:28 PM
Valentines day is about over.  If you didn' have the ish planned out by Mon , Tues, then why bother  :-[