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Title: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on February 15, 2009, 12:37:28 AM
What would yours be?

For me:

Iced Tea

Ceaser Salad with Anchovies

16 Ounce dry aged Prime Rib w/ Au jus and Horseradish

Baked Potatoes with Sour Cream, Fresh Chives and Butter

Piece of Garlic Bread

Home made Banana Pudding


How about you?
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: 240 is Back on February 15, 2009, 12:38:38 AM
2 scoops whey in mineral water.  Also a gun to use to escape from death row.
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on February 15, 2009, 12:40:53 AM
2 scoops whey in mineral water.  Also a gun to use to escape from death row.

Could you drop a Glock into cake batter, bake it (slowly? so the bullets don't detonate), eat the cake and still fire the Glock successfully?  ???
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: 240 is Back on February 15, 2009, 12:41:48 AM
Could you drop a Glock into cake batter, bake it (slowly? so the bullets don't detonate), eat the cake and still fire the Glock successfully?  ???

It's worth a try.  Pineapple Upside-Down Glock Cake.
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: webcake on February 15, 2009, 12:45:26 AM
A Jay Cutler Mass Stack ,which is proven to be 1554% more anabolic than steroids, so i can build up to 968% more muscle in 4637% of the time.

So i estimate that within 3 mins or so of consuming my Mass Stack.....i will be able to break out of prison, kill the guards and still be in an anabolic state for another 3 hrs... 8)
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on February 15, 2009, 12:46:04 AM
A Jay Cutler Mass Stack ,which is proven to be 1554% more anabolic than steroids, so i can build up to 968% more muscle in 4637% of the time.

So i estimate that within 3 mins or so of consuming my Mass Stack.....i will be able to break out of prison, kill the guards and still be in an anabolic state for another 3 hrs... 8)

You better drink a shake in the getaway car!
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: webcake on February 15, 2009, 12:47:28 AM
You better drink a shake in the getaway car!

Good idea RPF.....this is what seperates you from the other posters on the interweb forum..... 8)
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on February 15, 2009, 12:48:13 AM
Good idea RPF.....this is what seperates you from the other posters on the interweb forum..... 8)

They aren't hardcore like us.

I trained biceps 15 times this week!
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: webcake on February 15, 2009, 12:51:20 AM
They aren't hardcore like us.

I trained biceps 15 times this week!

Not bad...

I was able to do the 24hr Muscletech arm workout twice in 12 hrs because i double dosed on my Mass Stack... 8)
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on February 15, 2009, 12:52:16 AM
Not bad...

I was able to do the 24hr Muscletech arm workout twice in 12 hrs because i double dosed on my Mass Stack... 8)

Very nice job!

You make me look like Oliveoil from the Pop-eye cartoon!
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: webcake on February 15, 2009, 12:54:17 AM
Very nice job!

You make me look like Oliveoil from the Pop-eye cartoon!

Yes.....but with the Muscletech Mass Stack you too can gain ungodly amounts of mass in next to no time at all.

Insider knowledge here.....Jay Cutler actually only used Mass Stacks for his 2007 Mr Olympia appearance.  :o
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on February 15, 2009, 12:55:22 AM
Yes.....but with the Muscletech Mass Stack you too can gain ungodly amounts of mass in next to no time at all.

Insider knowledge here.....Jay Cutler actually only used Mass Stacks for his 2007 Mr Olympia appearance.  :o

My friend said he took some stroid called creatine?
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: webcake on February 15, 2009, 12:58:24 AM
My friend said he took some stroid called creatine?

Yeah but he only tried it once.

He actually got too big when he was on creatine and had these uncontrollable fits of rage so he got off it..... :o
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on February 15, 2009, 12:59:35 AM
Yeah but he only tried it once.

He actually got too big when he was on creatine and had these uncontrollable fits of rage so he got off it..... :o

rofl

Wait till some whiney bitches read this thread and post something like "Don't you losers have anything better to do then spam this board?"
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: webcake on February 15, 2009, 01:03:51 AM
rofl

Wait till some whiney bitches read this thread and post something like "Don't you losers have anything better to do then spam this board?"

RPF.....if you play your cards right, you too can have your very own stalker!!  :o 8)
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on February 15, 2009, 01:04:26 AM
RPF.....if you play your cards right, you too can have your very own stalker!!  :o 8)

I'm not ready!

Keep tutoring me!
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: webcake on February 15, 2009, 01:06:37 AM
I'm not ready!

Keep tutoring me!

You are learnig fast, young grasshopper...

Soon, i shall set you free.... :'(
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on February 15, 2009, 01:10:16 AM
You are learnig fast, young grasshopper...

Soon, i shall set you free.... :'(

You're only 2k ahead of me in posts, yet you're light years ahead in posting wisdom.
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: webcake on February 15, 2009, 01:12:04 AM
You're only 2k ahead of me in posts, yet you're light years ahead in posting wisdom.

Don't sell yourself short.....you are quite the wise poster yourself stud.

You are a fan of Ron Paul.....this much i can tell.  8)
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on February 15, 2009, 01:12:54 AM
You are a fan of Ron Paul.....this much i can tell.  8)


Your from Australia, this I can tell.

You're right! I am improving!  8)
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on February 15, 2009, 01:13:47 AM
How are things in Aus anyway?

Is it a nice place to live?  ???

What's happening with the fire?
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: webcake on February 15, 2009, 01:16:22 AM
How are things in Aus anyway?

Is it a nice place to live?  ???

What's happening with the fire?

Aus is cool. Nice place to live. Way of life is pretty similar to over in the states.

Fires have pretty much stopped. Now they are just trying to clean up and move on. 181 dead and about 2000 homes destroyed and an estimated 1,000,000 animals dead. Sad.
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: io856 on February 15, 2009, 01:19:43 AM
Aus is cool. Nice place to live. Way of life is pretty similar to over in the states.

Fires have pretty much stopped. Now they are just trying to clean up and move on. 181 dead and about 2000 homes destroyed and an estimated 1,000,000 animals dead. Sad.
Pretty safe living your life on getbig, huh?  :D
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: freespirit on February 15, 2009, 01:23:06 AM
rofl

Wait till some whiney bitches read this thread and post something like "Don't you losers have anything better to do then spam this board?"

Where's "stark"?
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: webcake on February 15, 2009, 01:23:43 AM
Pretty safe living your life on getbig, huh?  :D

Exactly.
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Stark on February 15, 2009, 01:35:11 AM
Reported - Off topic

Sorry guys got to do whats right
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: webcake on February 15, 2009, 01:47:16 AM
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Sorry guys got to do whats right


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Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on February 15, 2009, 01:48:21 AM
Aus is cool. Nice place to live. Way of life is pretty similar to over in the states.

Fires have pretty much stopped. Now they are just trying to clean up and move on. 181 dead and about 2000 homes destroyed and an estimated 1,000,000 animals dead. Sad.

This might sound dumb, but why so many deaths?  Did the fire move fast?  ???
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on February 15, 2009, 01:49:19 AM
Reported - Off topic

Sorry guys got to do whats right


spam

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Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: webcake on February 15, 2009, 02:00:36 AM
din din

Would you eat some if someone paid you?
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on February 15, 2009, 02:27:07 AM
The Beef would eat pussy and a lot of it.

The Beef
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Stark on February 15, 2009, 02:32:45 AM
Would you eat some if someone paid you?

pff why not eat it? it's meat and looks good
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on February 15, 2009, 02:34:01 AM
pff why not eat it? it's meat and looks good

You sick German bastard!  :o

No offense!
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: webcake on February 15, 2009, 02:34:24 AM
pff why not eat it? it's meat and looks good

Would you eat human if someone paid you?

I have no shame in admitting i would probably try some...
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Stark on February 15, 2009, 02:35:30 AM
Would you eat human if someone paid you?

I have no shame in admitting i would probably try some...

absolutely
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on February 15, 2009, 02:35:41 AM
Would you eat human if someone paid you?

pff why not eat it? it's meat and looks good
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: webcake on February 15, 2009, 02:36:05 AM
absolutely

It would have to be cooked.....but i think it would be pretty interesting.
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Stark on February 15, 2009, 02:36:41 AM
You sick German bastard!  :o

No offense!

none taken, its a dog, whats the problem, they are all meat like anything else, probably delicious.
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on February 15, 2009, 02:37:36 AM
It would have to be cooked.....but i think it would be pretty interesting.

I read that the guy who started the Church of Satan in San Francisco had a hook up that worked in the Hospital, and they got a females thigh to roast for dinner.
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: webcake on February 15, 2009, 02:37:47 AM
I've eaten whale.....tasted weird.
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Stark on February 15, 2009, 02:38:30 AM
It would have to be cooked.....but i think it would be pretty interesting.

I be quite honest with you, I think it wouldn't be interstesting at all, it should taste like Pork (the irony) and should just taste like meat.
You probably take the first bite and say: Umm.... that actually tastes real good... Than you tuck in and eat your heart out (pun intended)
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Stark on February 15, 2009, 02:39:25 AM
I've eaten whale.....tasted weird.

I have eaten all kinda insects, from worms to large Tarantulas :)
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: webcake on February 15, 2009, 02:39:54 AM
I be quite honest with you, I think it wouldn't be interstesting at all, it should taste like Pork (the irony) and should just taste like meat.
You probably take the first bite and say: Umm.... that actually tastes real good... Than you tuck in and eat your heart out (pun intended)

I should clarify.....the taste itself wouldn't be interesting, more the fact that you are eating a human. That would be interesting... 8)
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Stark on February 15, 2009, 02:41:39 AM
I should clarify.....the taste itself wouldn't be interesting, more the fact that you are eating a human. That would be interesting... 8)

hm yeah maybe but I think that would be a minute thing before that gets boring, chances are you have to eat it when you are in a lot of trouble
and you're too hungry to even care.
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: webcake on February 15, 2009, 02:41:40 AM
I've eaten a lot of Australian animals.....some are nice, some not so nice.
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: webcake on February 15, 2009, 02:43:26 AM
hm yeah maybe but I think that would be a minute thing before that gets boring, chances are you have to eat it when you are in a lot of trouble
and you're too hungry to even care.


True. Eating your friend might be kinda weird.

Maybe just pay some money and eat a random person.....
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Stark on February 15, 2009, 02:48:12 AM
I've eaten a lot of Australian animals.....some are nice, some not so nice.

Ahh your from Oz, well you have my favorite spider over there ;) Funnel web awesome aggressive and dangerous :D

Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: webcake on February 15, 2009, 02:50:43 AM
Ahh your from Oz, well you have my favorite spider over there ;) Funnel web awesome aggressive and dangerous :D



lol, don't remind me.

Like a month ago we had a Sydney Funnel Web spider in the pool.

They sink to the bottom of the pool, curl up in a ball and look dead, then if something disturbs them they quickly swim up to the surface and bite you.

Interesting.....except for the agonising death within 20 mins or something..... :-X
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Purple Aki on February 15, 2009, 04:55:45 AM
lol, don't remind me.

Like a month ago we had a Sydney Funnel Web spider in the pool.

They sink to the bottom of the pool, curl up in a ball and look dead, then if something disturbs them they quickly swim up to the surface and bite you.

Interesting.....except for the agonising death within 20 mins or something..... :-X

Man up, Wendy, it's only a spider.

(http://www.dorsetsoftware.com/media/43391/newspaper.jpg)

pwns

(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/03/28/spider_wideweb__470x356,0.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Stark on February 15, 2009, 07:55:52 AM
lol, don't remind me.

Like a month ago we had a Sydney Funnel Web spider in the pool.

They sink to the bottom of the pool, curl up in a ball and look dead, then if something disturbs them they quickly swim up to the surface and bite you.

Interesting.....except for the agonising death within 20 mins or something..... :-X

I've had Tarantulas for pets for a long time, some African Babboon spiders (they are pretty defensive) but all the spiders I have seen are nothing
when it comes to this baby, funnel webs are so defensive, I mean look at the clip not only can you see her in an extreme defensive mode if you look
closely you can see actual venom dripping out, THAT is a sign of being extremly annoyed and ready to fuck you up.
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: L00n on February 15, 2009, 08:23:54 AM
Jessica Alba`s pussy.
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on February 15, 2009, 08:33:32 AM
Jessica Alba`s pussy.
Far better than spiders
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: jesusbod on February 15, 2009, 09:30:34 AM
What would yours be?

For me:

Iced Tea

Ceaser Salad with Anchovies

16 Ounce dry aged Prime Rib w/ Au jus and Horseradish

Baked Potatoes with Sour Cream, Fresh Chives and Butter

Piece of Garlic Bread

Home made Banana Pudding


How about you?

Planning on being on Death Row sometime soon?
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: solida on February 15, 2009, 09:38:30 AM
Two skinless chicken breasts steamed with broccoli.
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Wiggs on February 15, 2009, 10:05:37 AM
Just thinking about being on death row churns my stomach :-X :-X :-X

I choose not to eat
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: big L dawg on February 15, 2009, 10:08:37 AM
yep I wouldn't eat either(well maybe a glass of raw eggs).I'd bust out some pushups and situps then jog to the chair singing"getting strong now" :D
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: TechnoViking on February 15, 2009, 03:11:23 PM
I would do everything I could to have zero cals in for the last month leading to my execution...One can reach LSD type effects by not eating...I would rather die tripping ballz then the other way around...
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: WiseGuy on February 15, 2009, 08:22:15 PM
What would yours be?

For me:

Iced Tea

Ceaser Salad with Anchovies

16 Ounce dry aged Prime Rib w/ Au jus and Horseradish

Baked Potatoes with Sour Cream, Fresh Chives and Butter

Piece of Garlic Bread

Home made Banana Pudding


How about you?

 a pizza

...simple
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 15, 2009, 08:32:23 PM
An angus beef steak with jack daniels sauce, mashes potatoes and potato wages

For dessert, some strawberry cheesecake ice cream.

A few glasses of  French cabernet sauvignon

A nice hand rolled full bodied cigar

Twelve 12oz wheat beers to take away the pain of being on death row.  :'(

Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: TrueGrit on February 15, 2009, 08:37:54 PM
I would tell them to go fuck themselves. It's the ultimate in control and contempt; give you a meal of your choice and then kill you in the morning.

Bobby Sly all the way baby..
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 15, 2009, 08:40:50 PM
I would tell them to go fuck themselves. It's the ultimate in control and contempt; give you a meal of your choice and then kill you in the morning.

Bobby Sly all the way baby..


Bob Sly would simply ask for a bottle of Jack Daniels and a pack of Marlboros and then he'd break out or die trying 
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: TrueGrit on February 15, 2009, 08:45:12 PM

Bob Sly would simply ask for a bottle of Jack Daniels and a pack of Marlboros and then he'd break out or die trying 

And if all else failed, Bobby would take his own life just to spite them and deny them their power trip.
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on February 15, 2009, 09:00:33 PM
An angus beef steak with jack daniels sauce, mashes potatoes and potato wages

For dessert, some strawberry cheesecake ice cream.

A few glasses of  French cabernet sauvignon

A nice hand rolled full bodied cigar

Twelve 12oz wheat beers to take away the pain of being on death row.  :'(



The kind of reply I was looking for!

Very nice!
Title: Re: Last Meal on Death Row?
Post by: 3Dkiller on February 15, 2009, 09:11:41 PM
A Jay Cutler Mass Stack ,which is proven to be 1554% more anabolic than steroids, so i can build up to 968% more muscle in 4637% of the time.

So i estimate that within 3 mins or so of consuming my Mass Stack.....i will be able to break out of prison, kill the guards and still be in an anabolic state for another 3 hrs... 8)
;D OMG FUNNY SHIT