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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: calfzilla on February 17, 2009, 07:04:25 PM
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They drug tested me and I tested positive for marijuana. I told them I didn't know it was weed, I thought I was smoking 4 leaf clovers. Think it will work?
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Just tell them you went to a concert and you must of caught a contact high :-\
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where do u work?
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God, you are dumb.
Piss tests are easy to beat. ::)
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Tell them you've been eating a lot of Poppy Seed Muffins for breakfast.
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Just tell them you went to a concert and you must of caught a contact high :-\
best bet.
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They drug tested me and I tested positive for marijuana. I told them I didn't know it was weed, I thought I was smoking 4 leaf clovers. Think it will work?
Yeah. And that Lucky Charm leprechaun gave it to you. ::)
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They drug tested me and I tested positive for marijuana. I told them I didn't know it was weed, I thought I was smoking 4 leaf clovers. Think it will work?
Tell them your cousin gave it to you to give you more focus and energy. Then tell them that you had no idea what you where smoking with your cousin for the last 4 years. Cite A-rod as an example of how this story is perfectly logical.
If that fails, just pain yourself brown and claim racism >:( Kidding!
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FAIL.
Nobody saw that it was my failed attempt at making fun of how athletes take drugs and try to claim they didn't know. You should have known it was a joke when a getbigger claimed to have a job.
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FAIL.
Nobody saw that it was my failed attempt at making fun of how athletes take drugs and try to claim they didn't know. You should have known it was a joke when a getbigger claimed to have a job.
See above.
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FAIL.
Nobody saw that it was my failed attempt at making fun of how athletes take drugs and try to claim they didn't know. You should have known it was a joke when a getbigger claimed to have a job.
You son-of-a-bitch!
You toyed with our emotions.
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Except for body88.
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Except for body88.
I did that same thing last time my boss asked me why I tested positive for cocaine. I was like "shit man, my cousin gave me this shit for added focus and energy.....I had no fucking clue about what I was taking for the last four years....I didn't even know coke was illegal, you can buy this shit over the counter in Mexico....Now give me your wallet fucker!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:(" Ha-ha then I killed him when he refused. It's all good though, A-Rod did it to.
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i tested positive for PCP, but by that time I had already ripped the heart out of my boss and threw it at the company security
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what kind of job do you work at that they give you random drug test?
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They drug tested me and I tested positive for marijuana. I told them I didn't know it was weed, I thought I was smoking 4 leaf clovers. Think it will work?
Tell them poppy seed bagels...
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FAIL.
Nobody saw that it was my failed attempt at making fun of how athletes take drugs and try to claim they didn't know. You should have known it was a joke when a getbigger claimed to have a job.
you not very funny tho.
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Martina Hingis is the only one who failed a drug test who I believe.