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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: tommywishbone on February 18, 2009, 10:46:34 PM
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All this gobbledygook about how strong primates are is rubbish. I've seen many monkeys, chimps, and gorillas in many zoos. Here's a list of what they did.
* Sat there
* Went dookie
* Ate their dookie
* Ran around in a little circle
* Got poked with a stick by a dude.
Those monkeys, chimps, and apes were all wimps.
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then you pick it up, its nice for 30 seconds and it eats your face off
go figure
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that 911 call was frightening.
70 year old woman stabbing her pet chimp of 20 years while it peels of fthe face of her friend and proceeds to eat it. then she climbs in the car and just begs the police to get there and shoot it.
Just a horrible call. I had to stop it, coudln't finish.
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that 911 call was frightening.
70 year old woman stabbing her pet chimp of 20 years while it peels of fthe face of her friend and proceeds to eat it. then she climbs in the car and just begs the police to get there and shoot it.
Just a horrible call. I had to stop it, coudln't finish.
Then the chimp basically was submissive until a wanna be tuff guy cop decided to shoot him saying he was being charged...Of course that film was not released :-\
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Chimps do the same shit in the wild to other monkeys. They'll rip the face off, testicles, hands and then share the corpse amongst the tribe. I've seen videos of them weeding out the week in their tribe, turning on their own because one wasn't pulling its weight. They just straight up ate the thing alive while it was screaming.
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i'd execute the thing if i saw a woman half-eaten and an uncaged chimp standing there.
blink of an eye that thing can be 30 feet closer and at that point, charging you, you can put 5 bullets in it's body and it'll still kill you before it bleeds out.
Yes, I'd kill it the moment I had a chance. 200 pound killing machine, loose anywhere near ya = bad.
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LAUGHED MY ASS OFF AT THIS THREAD TITLE!!! ;D
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As of November 2007, there were 1,300 chimpanzees housed in 10 U.S. laboratories (out of 3,000 great apes living in captivity there), either wild-caught, or acquired from circuses, animal trainers, or zoos.[38
KARMA!
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No way in fucking hell a chimp is stronger than me. Gorilla yes. Chimp fuck no.
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Just realized this chimp has a lot in common with Bob Sly. Both were tragically shot by police after getting tired of following "the man's" rules.
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Just realized this chimp has a lot in common with Bob Sly. Both were tragically shot by police after getting tired of following "the man's" rules.
Shit, if some old broad dressed me up, fed me ice cream, and forced me to log onto the internet and snuggle her I'd probably rip her face off too! ;D
In all seriousness a chimp is supposedly 3x stronger than a man.
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i'd execute the thing if i saw a woman half-eaten and an uncaged chimp standing there.
blink of an eye that thing can be 30 feet closer and at that point, charging you, you can put 5 bullets in it's body and it'll still kill you before it bleeds out.
Yes, I'd kill it the moment I had a chance. 200 pound killing machine, loose anywhere near ya = bad.
The thing was being walked out hand and hand with two people and then it just lied down in the street...How the fuck don't you know if the woman wasn't torchering the thing or sexually abusing it?...
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The thing was being walked out hand and hand with two people and then it just lied down in the street...How the fuck don't you know if the woman wasn't torchering the thing or sexually abusing it?...
Good point. Let's now vilify this crazy woman. Hell just having the monkey as a pet is abuse in my book.
PIP Monkey. :'(
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Good point. Let's now vilify this crazy woman. Hell just having the monkey as a pet is abuse in my book.
PIP Monkey. :'(
Its a know fact that during sex acts, Chimps will fuck shit up...They go Batshit...I would almost bet the house that these two old bitch's were into some fucked up shit...Who in their right mind keeps a chimp that doesn't have the last name Beddoe first name Phildo...
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How dare the racist media compare the brave dead chimp to Obama.
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Chimps do the same shit in the wild to other monkeys. They'll rip the face off, testicles, hands and then share the corpse amongst the tribe. I've seen videos of them weeding out the week in their tribe, turning on their own because one wasn't pulling its weight. They just straight up ate the thing alive while it was screaming.
Yeah, I've seen that in a documentary. They are pretty savage animals.
"Dr. Maureen Martin of Kern Medical Center told KGET-TV of Bakersfield that the monkeys chewed most of Davis' face off and that he would require extensive surgery in an attempt to reattach his nose. Chealander told The Bakersfield Californian that the chimps also tore off Davis' testicles and foot."
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/03/04/national/main678061.shtml (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/03/04/national/main678061.shtml)
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The thing was being walked out hand and hand with two people and then it just lied down in the street...How the fuck don't you know if the woman wasn't torchering the thing or sexually abusing it?...
Reports say she fed it some Xanex before the incident and that it was also suffering from Lymes disease.
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Good god man at least properly post your youtube link. We are living in a society here.
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Good god man at least properly post your youtube link. We are living in a society here.
Was the wife filming all that, haha good camera work.
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Just realized this chimp has a lot in common with Bob Sly. Both were tragically shot by police after getting tired of following "the man's" rules.
;D
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a chimp even a female would make ronnie coleman look like a baby-----------combine that strength with huge fangs and basically four hands that can grab and tear at you
no man would have a chance
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after tthis thread im actually scared of monkeys
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after tthis thread im actually scared of monkeys
Dude pay attention.....Chimps and monkeys are two different things.
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Dude pay attention.....Chimps and monkeys are two different things.
So monkey are alright? ;D
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I understand your curiosity, so allow me to explain myself. Many people don't understand the concept of power. Scientifically, this can be measured as work/time.
So for example, if a human moves a 200 pound weight across a certain point in twenty seconds, and a chimpanzee moves the same weight across the same point at four seconds, it would have five times the power of the human in that case.
Now, let me say now that there's just no way to compare any man to an adult chimpanzee, orangutan, or gorilla. An experiment conducted in the Bronx Zoo in 1924 compared the strength of a 165-pound adult man, and a 165-pound male chimp named "Boma", and a 135-pound female chimp named "Suzette".
They compared how much weight the human could pull with one arm to that of the apes, the adult man managed to pull 200 pound before reaching his maximum. The male chimp, on the other hand, pulled 847 pounds of weight with one arm, and the female chimpanzee 1,260 pounds.
So as you can see, are ape relatives simply make the strongest of humans look like wimps. On one occasion, a log fell into the exhibit of an orangutan, one which four or five humans could not even budge after trying to remove it, however when one of the orangutan's was annoyed with its presence, it threw the log out as if it weighed nothing with one arm.
As for the strength of the animals, a chimp in the wild has the strength of 4 to 7 adult men, however generally five adult men..
An orangutan has the strength of 5 to 8 adult men, however generally 7 adult men.
A gorilla has the strength of 9 to 12 adult men, however generally about 11.
These are estimates taken from feats the animals have performed. If you knew the great apes as well as I do, I'm sure you wouldn't doubt it either.
Found this clip on the net! Damn I can only imagine how much force it takes to rip someones hand off. My god!
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No way in fucking hell a chimp is stronger than me. Gorilla yes. Chimp fuck no.
Chimps are apes and not monkeys. I assure you you would not beat a chimp in any demonstrations of strength. No offense.
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All this gobbledygook about how strong primates are is rubbish. I've seen many monkeys, chimps, and gorillas in many zoos. Here's a list of what they did.
* Sat there
* Went dookie
* Ate their dookie
* Ran around in a little circle
* Got poked with a stick by a dude.
Those monkeys, chimps, and apes were all wimps.
This post is not Dr.chimps approved.
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i'd execute the thing if i saw a woman half-eaten and an uncaged chimp standing there.
blink of an eye that thing can be 30 feet closer and at that point, charging you, you can put 5 bullets in it's body and it'll still kill you before it bleeds out.
Yes, I'd kill it the moment I had a chance. 200 pound killing machine, loose anywhere near ya = bad.
You are quite right. The cop was in the cop car, and shot the chimp, chimp ran in the house before dying.
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i'd execute the thing if i saw a woman half-eaten and an uncaged chimp standing there.
blink of an eye that thing can be 30 feet closer and at that point, charging you, you can put 5 bullets in it's body and it'll still kill you before it bleeds out.
Yes, I'd kill it the moment I had a chance. 200 pound killing machine, loose anywhere near ya = bad.
Yup, killing things for fun is fun!!
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200 pound killing machine
Lol 200 pounds and killed an old woman, what a BEAST
:D ::)
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Lol 200 pounds and killed an old woman, what a BEAST
:D ::)
beware, that chimp was a monster.
Here's a pic of the incident, before he killed the old woman.
(http://www.nondeleted.ch/exhibit/data/media/2/King_Kong.jpg)
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I just want to know this, was the chimp a Getbigger?
Where was Kai when all this happenned?
thanks in advance
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DK would provide his expertise in the monkey strenght business :)
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Perhaps I should name myself HatefulMonkey or Slayermonkey, I'm up for suggestions!!
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DK would provide his expertise in the monkey strenght business :)
My workout:
20mins shadowboxing
(http://sickr.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/donkeykong.jpg)
15mins sparring with DeDeDe
(http://www.smashbros.com/de/characters/images/donkeykong/donkeykong_080304a-l.jpg)
30mins barrel throwing
(http://www.steveswink.com/images/DonkeyKong_A_01.jpg)
PWO drink with Mario:
(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb274/RPotU/Pictures/DonkeyKong.jpg)
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It doesn't matter how strong Chimps and other apes are - the Iron Sheik, with his great Arab genetics, will f*ck them in the ass and make them humble!
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I remember going to the Washington Zoo, and they had this huge gorilla there. Thing is, it kept running to the bullet proof Plexiglass and ramming his head itno it. Like it was never there. And this wasn't 2-3 times, this was like 8 times in succession, and probably more, i left. When I think about it, this 70 yr female gave the chimp Xanax, which was never prescribe to the chimp, no wonder the damn thing went Ape-shit
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It doesn't matter how strong Chimps and other apes are - the Iron Sheik, with his great Arab genetics, will f*ck them in the ass and make them humble!
;D ;DI remember going to the Washington Zoo, and they had this huge gorilla there. Thing is, it kept running to the bullet proof Plexiglass and ramming his head itno it. Like it was never there. And this wasn't 2-3 times, this was like 8 times in succession, and probably more, i left. When I think about it, this 70 yr female gave the chimp Xanax, which was never prescribe to the chimp, no wonder the damn thing went Ape-shit
think about what would have happened if she had given him D-Bol. ;D ;D
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;D ;D
think about what would have happened if she had given him D-Bol. ;D ;D
lol........I heard that in some countries in Africa,(Nigeria, precisely) some men ate Chimps testicules for strenght......I hope it's not true......lol ;D
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Can't wait to see if the press blames steroids. The lady probably had a fridge full of them.
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Then the chimp basically was submissive until a wanna be tuff guy cop decided to shoot him saying he was being charged...Of course that film was not released :-\
I read that the chimp came out of the house towards the cop and the cop jumped in his car...so the chimp walked around to the side of the car, opened up the passenger-side door to get in after him, and that's when he shot him...the monkey chimp then went back into the house where he later died. Is that not right?
BTW, where is Dr. Chimps? ???
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Just got off the phone with Nasser.
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, however when one of the orangutan's was annoyed with its presence, it threw the log out as if it weighed nothing with one arm.
So the orangutan basically just got annoyed at the humans weakness and went over there and bitchslapped the log out of the way! I don't know why I find that so funny.
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I read that the chimp came out of the house towards the cop and the cop jumped in his car...so the chimp walked around to the side of the car, opened up the passenger-side door to get in after him, and that's when he shot him...the monkey chimp then went back into the house where he later died. Is that not right?
BTW, where is Dr. Chimps? ???
PIP
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I read that the chimp came out of the house towards the cop and the cop jumped in his car...so the chimp walked around to the side of the car, opened up the passenger-side door to get in after him, and that's when he shot him...the monkey chimp then went back into the house where he later died. Is that not right?
BTW, where is Dr. Chimps? ???
Damn!
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Damn!
bwhaahaahaha, imagine the chimp on roids and with a glock, that old lady would have been shot to death if she didn't bring the bananas fast enough!
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Just got off the phone with Nasser.
I bet you don't 'get off' the same way Bigbobs does when he's on the phone with Nasser ;D
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I bet you don't 'get off' the same way Bigbobs does when he's on the phone with Nasser ;D
Indeed. :)
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I bet you don't 'get off' the same way Bigbobs does when he's on the phone with Nasser ;D
It was a business transaction. I'm watching Sato for the weekend while HUGE NASSER is at a bifocal trade show.
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HAHAHAHAHA this thread is another example of how jealous the pumpkinheads are, of Nasser, who can see in two directions at once and can survive for 7 weeks without fuel, by using the oil in his own body ;D
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HAHAHAHAHA this thread is another example of how jealous the pumpkinheads are, of Nasser, who can see in two directions at once and can survive for 7 weeks without fuel, by using the oil in his own body ;D
yes, these filthy pumpkin heads live in squalor. HUGE Nasser works hard and keep his eye (or eyes, whatever way they are wandering) on the prize.
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HAHAHAHAHA this thread is another example of how jealous the pumpkinheads are, of Nasser, who can see in two directions at once and can survive for 7 weeks without fuel, by using the oil in his own body ;D
Ha, Kiwiol I see in your avatar that you "do not speak monkey"...are you trying to suggest that you wouldn't mind getting into a tussle with a monkey chimp orangutan primate of reasonably similar DNA profile only to have your testicles ripped off? ???
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Ha, Kiwiol I see in your avatar that you "do not speak monkey"...are you trying to suggest that you wouldn't mind getting into a tussle with a monkey chimp orangutan primate of reasonably similar DNA profile only to have your testicles ripped off? ???
LOL.....
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So as you can see, are ape relatives simply make the strongest of humans look like wimps. On one occasion, a log fell into the exhibit of an orangutan, one which four or five humans could not even budge after trying to remove it, however when one of the orangutan's was annoyed with its presence, it threw the log out as if it weighed nothing with one arm.
I don't believe this. They are not supermen.
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Ha, Kiwiol I see in your avatar that you "do not speak monkey"...are you trying to suggest that you wouldn't mind getting into a tussle with a monkey chimp orangutan primate of reasonably similar DNA profile only to have your testicles ripped off? ???
We all do what we have to do to get off, Jeff.
I learnt that when I got off the phone with Nasser 8)
2 times (at least) un-convicted felon.
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someone said the chimp went crazy..no,,the chimp went chimp
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We all do what we have to do to get off, Jeff.
I learnt that when I got off the phone with Nasser 8)
2 times (at least) un-convicted felon.
I smell an official "Just got off the phone with nasser" thread coming
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My workout:
20mins shadowboxing
(http://sickr.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/donkeykong.jpg)
15mins sparring with DeDeDe
(http://www.smashbros.com/de/characters/images/donkeykong/donkeykong_080304a-l.jpg)
30mins barrel throwing
(http://www.steveswink.com/images/DonkeyKong_A_01.jpg)
PWO drink with Mario:
(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb274/RPotU/Pictures/DonkeyKong.jpg)
:) :) :)
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I WOULD HAVE LIKE TO SEEN THE IRON SHIEK AND THAT MONKEY GO AT IT,I GUARANTEE THAT MONKEYS TESTICLES WOULD NAVE BEEN HANGING ON THE SHIEKS REAR VIEW MIRROR OF HIS 1974 PINTO.
LOL ;D
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i have never liked monkeys. they cant be trusted. if you keep one as a pet you should know theres always gonna be the day when it eats your face and rips off your foot and testicles. jesus fucking christ why do that, isnt that a bit excessive?
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I read that the chimp came out of the house towards the cop and the cop jumped in his car...so the chimp walked around to the side of the car, opened up the passenger-side door to get in after him, and that's when he shot him...the monkey chimp then went back into the house where he later died. Is that not right?
BTW, where is Dr. Chimps? ???
That very well may be true...I just don't trust cops at all...One would think that if that did happen, the video would have been all over the news...If we never see the video, I would bet that it did not go down that way... :-\
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(http://www.wallpaper-desktop.net/wallpapers/movie/planet_of_the_apes/planet_of_the_apes_007.jpg)
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someone said the chimp went crazy..no,,the chimp went chimp
Indeed it did.
They hunt and kill other primates in the wild. Although potential killers they may be, i'll never stop laughing when i see one in clothes, roller skating or playing hockey.
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Just realized this chimp has a lot in common with Bob Sly. Both were tragically shot by police after getting tired of following "the man's" rules.
Word to ya mother on that!
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"I'm a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
thats not really true
I'm a cold Italian pizza
I could use a lemon squezer
what you do
but i've been bit and i've been tossed around
by every she-rat in this town
have you baby?
Well ,I am just a monkey man
i'm glad your a monkey woman too
I was bitten by a boar
I was gouged and I was goured
but I pulled through
Yes,i'm a sack of broken eggs
I always have an unmade bed
don't you?
Well,I hope were not too messianic
or a trifle too satanic
we love to play the blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I'm glad your a monkey woman too,babe
I'm a monkey
I'm a monkey
I'm a monkey man
I'm a monkey man
I'm a monkey"
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Talk about roid rage... these dudes are juiced to the gills