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Title: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: Awesomo on February 19, 2009, 09:05:54 PM
Myself i say guns. It would help me attract more ladies, and the only ladies who could handle a 9" or bigger wang would be huge sluts who may or may not have the herpaids.
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 19, 2009, 09:07:39 PM
Definitely the guns. Mind you, my cock is already tipping 8 inches.
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: CARTEL on February 19, 2009, 09:07:51 PM
I have 9" guns and a 21" wang.
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: Tombo on February 19, 2009, 09:09:26 PM
meh pretty happy with downstairs, wouldn't mind 21 guns.. but it would look silly on my puny physique
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: D_1000 on February 19, 2009, 09:10:56 PM
All getbiggers already have both.
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: gracie bjj on February 19, 2009, 09:15:57 PM
All getbiggers already have both.

lol
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: Big Mark C on February 19, 2009, 09:17:04 PM
ask 'man of squeal'   he claim to have 21" arms but he has a 4 inch peter     
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: BatistaSL on February 19, 2009, 09:22:28 PM
All getbiggers already have both.
Or better lol
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: The Coach on February 19, 2009, 09:33:40 PM
Drama Queen has both!
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: 240 is Back on February 19, 2009, 09:36:29 PM
21 inch wang.


9mm on the guns, thanks.
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: timfogarty on February 19, 2009, 09:57:11 PM
and the only ladies who could handle a 9" or bigger wang would be huge sluts who may or may not have the herpaids.

you do know that babies are a lot bigger than 9 inches?
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: The Coach on February 19, 2009, 10:09:46 PM
you do know that babies are a lot bigger than 9 inches?

Very true!
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 19, 2009, 10:11:10 PM
you do know that babies are a lot bigger than 9 inches?

Yea, and women are orgasming all the way through the birth.
 
It feels great, like a deep tissue massage only it's in your pussy
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: Jizzacked on February 19, 2009, 10:21:49 PM
trick question, why would I shrink either
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: Luinitari on February 19, 2009, 10:24:58 PM
trick question, why would I shrink either

So far, this is win.
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: Jeffro on February 19, 2009, 11:44:42 PM
Definitely the guns. Mind you, my cock is already tipping 8 inches.
Which one, the one in your mouth or the one in your ass?
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 19, 2009, 11:50:36 PM
Which one, the one in your mouth or the one in your ass?

Don't be jealous bro. I'm not gonna downsize it just to spare the jealousy of lesser men.
Maybe you could consider surgery, or just copying the big posters of getbig and recycling 4 year old "owning" jokes ;D
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: Jeffro on February 20, 2009, 12:02:24 AM
Don't be jealous bro. I'm not gonna downsize it just to spare the jealousy of lesser men.
Maybe you could consider surgery, or just copying the big posters of getbig and recycling 4 year old "owning" jokes ;D
Here comes the usual "Jeffro is the most unoriginal poster on Getbig" response that you say every time I post.  ::)
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 20, 2009, 12:03:41 AM
Here comes the usual "Jeffro is the most unoriginal poster on Getbig" response that you say every time I post.  ::)

You will get over it. In the end you will find your own identity bro.
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: Jeffro on February 20, 2009, 12:31:59 AM
You will get over it. In the end you will find your own identity bro.
I have my own identity, unlike you with your numerous gimmick accounts on an internet bodybuilding forum, get a life, clown.  :-\
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 20, 2009, 12:36:30 AM
I have my own identity, unlike you with your numerous gimmick accounts on an internet bodybuilding forum, get a life clown.

This is my only account. Of course, "Jeffro" just materialized from nowhere knowing everybody and all the old phrases, eh?

And what's a life clown? Is it like a life coach, but funnier?



;D
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: Jeffro on February 20, 2009, 12:49:40 AM
This is my only account. Of course, "Jeffro" just materialized from nowhere knowing everybody and all the old phrases, eh?

And what's a life clown? Is it like a life coach, but funnier?



;D
Sure, it is your only account, you must have been a "long time lurker" before-hand, right?   ::)

Something seems a tad bit fishy, stud-muffin.
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 20, 2009, 12:53:57 AM
Sure, it is your only account, you must have been a "long time lurker" before-hand, right?   ::)

Something seems a tad bit fishy, stud-muffin.


Yep, I lurk like a deep sea fish on the ocean bed.

Calm down a bit bro, it's just the internets

Notice you don't address this :

Of course, "Jeffro" just materialized from nowhere knowing everybody and all the old phrases, eh?


Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: hazbin on February 20, 2009, 01:01:29 AM
wish carefully - the 21 inch arms go away!!!
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: Jeffro on February 20, 2009, 01:02:58 AM


Yep, I lurk like a deep sea fish on the ocean bed.

Calm down a bit bro, it's just the internets

Notice you don't address this :

:D
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: brent2741 on February 20, 2009, 06:21:41 AM
both are the world i currently reside.  :D
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: toolarge4u on February 20, 2009, 06:32:21 AM
im good with 19-20 guns and 7-8" wang..
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: QuakerOats on February 20, 2009, 06:43:19 AM
Myself i say guns. It would help me attract more ladies, and the only ladies who could handle a 9" or bigger wang would be huge sluts who may or may not have the herpaids.
why would i want to lose 2" of my wang? :D
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: QuakerOats on February 20, 2009, 06:44:25 AM
both are the world i currently reside.  :D
hahahahahhaa, you're not really claiming that your arms are 21" are you? ::)
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: BIG_STI on February 20, 2009, 06:59:47 AM
hahahahahhaa, you're not really claiming that your arms are 21" are you? ::)

Don't forget this monkey claims 750lb deadlift as well. That doesn't look anything close to 255lbs unless he's 6'2, maybe 225lbs or so.
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: QuakerOats on February 20, 2009, 07:02:10 AM
Don't forget this monkey claims 750lb deadlift as well. That doesn't look anything close to 255lbs unless he's 6'2, maybe 225lbs or so.
hahahaa, he should file a police report for his stolen triceps. :D
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: spinnis on February 20, 2009, 07:02:48 AM
you wouldnt be able to fuck an average chick hard all teh way in with a 9 inch wang anyway,
So I take the arms lol.
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: BIG_STI on February 20, 2009, 07:06:34 AM
hahahaa, he should file a police report for his stolen triceps. :D

HAHA his arms look to be 18 inches max.
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: Benny B on February 20, 2009, 07:07:32 AM
you wouldnt be able to fuck an average chick hard all teh way in with a 9 inch wang anyway,
So I take the arms lol.
???
I do it all the time.
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: QuakerOats on February 20, 2009, 07:08:47 AM
???
I take 9 inches up my butt all the time.
fixed.
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: FOXTROT-1 on February 20, 2009, 07:09:44 AM
hahahahahhaa, you're not really claiming that your arms are 21" are you? ::)

huge aryan specimen which the trailerfather wishes he was.....
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: QuakerOats on February 20, 2009, 07:10:40 AM
huge aryan specimen which the trailerfather wishes he was.....
hi Alex.
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: spinnis on February 20, 2009, 07:11:06 AM
???
I do it all the time.

your average chick aint 300 pounds and havent fucked 30 guys.
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: FOXTROT-1 on February 20, 2009, 07:12:02 AM
hi Alex.

Hi unemployed Persian trailer owner  ;D
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: QuakerOats on February 20, 2009, 07:12:50 AM
Hi unemployed Persian trailer owner  ;D
how was your conversation with Blockhead yesterday over the phone, Alex? :D
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: CalvinH on February 20, 2009, 07:21:55 AM
Man I gotta get me one of them tribal band tatoos.
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: brent2741 on February 20, 2009, 07:26:53 AM
hahahahahhaa, you're not really claiming that your arms are 21" are you? ::)


kind of thought this was a joke thread anyways, dont be so hasty
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: Wiggs on February 20, 2009, 09:18:49 AM
9 inch wang.  Fuck big arms.... 
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: Tapeworm on February 20, 2009, 09:33:39 AM
I always thought 'My Texas Instrument' sounded suggestive too.
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: ozman on February 20, 2009, 10:00:23 AM
the arms
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: TechnoViking on February 20, 2009, 10:17:08 AM
you wouldnt be able to fuck an average chick hard all teh way in with a 9 inch wang anyway,
So I take the arms lol.

Take it from me, all you have to do is add a 2inch foam donut to shorten the range of motion... :D
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: Method101 on February 20, 2009, 10:19:12 AM
Don't forget this monkey claims 750lb deadlift as well. That doesn't look anything close to 255lbs unless he's 6'2, maybe 225lbs or so.
don't forget his nipples are pointing in opposite directions due to gyno lol
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: TechnoViking on February 20, 2009, 10:20:11 AM
Take it from me, all you have to do is add a 2inch foam donut to shorten the range of motion... :D

who am I kidding...The only way I would get a 9" inch reading is to stick a ruler 3" up my ass ;D
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: TechnoViking on February 20, 2009, 10:21:37 AM
hahahahahhaa, you're not really claiming that your arms are 21" are you? ::)


This Brent guy's physique is running extremely toxic...He needs to Alkaline his system pronto :-\
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: JasonH on February 20, 2009, 11:31:41 AM
I'm quite happy with my 11 inch guns and 1 inch wang thank you very much.
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: brent2741 on February 20, 2009, 11:35:04 AM
maybe 9"arms and a 21" dong... that could be cool
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: BIG_STI on February 20, 2009, 11:44:23 AM
don't forget his nipples are pointing in opposite directions due to gyno lol

Those are some massive bitch tits.
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: toolarge4u on February 20, 2009, 12:29:20 PM
why would i want to lose 2" of my wang? :D

ahahahahaha awesome dave
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: QuakerOats on February 20, 2009, 12:31:16 PM
ahahahahaha awesome dave
;D
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: toolarge4u on February 20, 2009, 12:33:40 PM
;D

LOL i didnt get to the other gems after that right away lol... My old training partner used to bust my chops bad when i started training. He used to ask me how that liquid injectable tricep remover was working
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: QuakerOats on February 20, 2009, 12:35:00 PM
LOL i didnt get to the other gems after that right away lol... My old training partner used to bust my chops bad when i started training. He used to ask me how that liquid injectable tricep remover was working
are you inferring that this young man hasn't spent much time doing close-grip benches, dips or skullcrushers, TooLarge?
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: Benny B on February 20, 2009, 12:37:32 PM
are you inferring that this young man hasn't spent much time doing close-crip benches, dips or skullcrushers, TooLarge?

I think we can safely infer that your fat ass hasn't spent much time backing away from the kitchen table, Mirza.  :-X
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: QuakerOats on February 20, 2009, 12:39:21 PM
I think we can safely infer that your fat ass hasn't spent much time backing away from the kitchen table, Mirza.  :-X
how's it going DeMarcus Tyrone Washington el Mohammad? ;D
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: Benny B on February 20, 2009, 12:52:09 PM
how's it going DeMarcus Tyrone Washington el Mohammad? ;D
Pretty good, David Pervez Moqmoud Osama El Mirza.  ;D You wearing your towel today, or do you hide yours given your self loathing?
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: toolarge4u on February 20, 2009, 12:54:59 PM
are you inferring that this young man hasn't spent much time doing close-grip benches, dips or skullcrushers, TooLarge?

ahahaha i didnt really notice, i was too busy laughing at your humor. I however did feel that way when it was said to me when i started training lol  :(
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: jaejonna on February 20, 2009, 01:00:31 PM
are you inferring that this young man hasn't spent much time doing close-grip benches, dips or skullcrushers, TooLarge?
who is this 'monster' ??? ::) ::)
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: QuakerOats on February 20, 2009, 01:01:42 PM
who is this 'monster' ??? ::) ::)
"brent7241",he claims to be 267 at 5'10" and deadlift 750 pounds. ::)
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: Benny B on February 20, 2009, 01:05:08 PM
"brent7241",he claims to be 267 at 5'10" and deadlift 750 pounds. ::)

Didn't you claim to be 5'11" , 235 and able to squat 545 for 6-10 reps Fat Dave?  ::)
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 20, 2009, 01:05:38 PM
brent doesn't have any thumbs...he must monkey bench...
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: jaejonna on February 20, 2009, 01:06:12 PM
"brent7241",he claims to be 267 at 5'10" and deadlift 750 pounds. ::)
and I'm 7'10 , walks on water and lives on the moon ....
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: BIG_STI on February 20, 2009, 01:07:41 PM
and I'm 7'10 , walks on water and lives on the moon ....

This guy is quite the bullshitter, after I exposed him he's been crying all over the place.
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: jaejonna on February 20, 2009, 01:08:52 PM
This guy is quite the bullshitter, after I exposed him he's been crying all over the place.
I just noticed in the background the 'epic' supplements and a 6pack or cinnamon rolls to boot hahahha
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: QuakerOats on February 20, 2009, 01:09:34 PM
I just noticed in the background the 'epic' supplements and a 6pack or cinnamon rolls to boot hahahha
;D
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: D_1000 on February 20, 2009, 01:09:52 PM
Fat Dave laying the smackdown.
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: Benny B on February 20, 2009, 01:11:56 PM
Fat Dave laying the FAT down.
fixed  :D
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: toolarge4u on February 20, 2009, 01:15:37 PM
and I'm 7'10 , walks on water and lives on the moon ....

bullshit, i live on the moon. I have never seen you
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: MindSpin on February 20, 2009, 01:19:47 PM
what possible use is there for having 21" arms ???  Not only are they chick repellant, but they would get in the way of doing just about anything  ::)

I have a 9" cock...wish it was 10".  Perfect for cock-slapping biatches and smacking bungholes before ravishing them...
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: QuakerOats on February 20, 2009, 01:20:18 PM
what possible use is there for having 21" arms ???  Not only are they chick repellant, but they would get in the way of doing just about anything  ::)

I have a 9" cock...wish it was 10".  Perfect for cock-slapping biatches and smacking bungholes before ravishing them...
;D
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: brent2741 on February 20, 2009, 01:43:24 PM
This guy is quite the bullshitter, after I exposed him he's been crying all over the place.

another gimmick account
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: brent2741 on February 20, 2009, 01:44:14 PM
;D

just dont sue me.... fatty lol
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: QuakerOats on February 20, 2009, 01:44:57 PM
just dont sue me.... fatty lol
hahahaha, ok Mr. 267 at 5'10" with a 750 pound deadlift. ;D
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: Ursus on February 20, 2009, 01:48:42 PM
already got teh wang.

if i could have the guns would be nice
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: brent2741 on February 20, 2009, 01:53:40 PM
hahahaha, ok Mr. 267 at 5'10" with a 750 pound deadlift. ;D

no prob fatty
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 20, 2009, 02:10:29 PM
hahahaha, ok Mr. 267 at 5'10" with a 750 pound deadlift. ;D

post proof of your 560lb squat for 5 deep reps before doubting this guy, dave.
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: Bobby on February 21, 2009, 04:00:21 AM
i would settle for 18" arms maybe 19" at the most.

as for wang, i would rather want it to be almost the same size flaccid so you could be a "shower" hahahah
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: spinnis on February 21, 2009, 06:41:10 AM
post proof of your 560lb squat for 5 deep reps before doubting this guy, dave.

" IM SO MUCH IN YOUR HEAD!!" etc etc etc
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: Nasty Nate on February 21, 2009, 12:44:10 PM
How 'bout 15" arms, 15" wang?
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: brent2741 on February 21, 2009, 02:49:40 PM
hahahaa, he should file a police report for his stolen triceps. :D

just got my tricep implants...i hope you like
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on February 21, 2009, 02:54:14 PM
Im happy with both my arms and penis size,but I guess curiosity would get the better of me to see what a day would be like with bigger 'appendages'
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: swilkins1984 on February 21, 2009, 03:15:08 PM
9" wang no doubt.chicks don't care about big guns 16" is plenty for most.
Title: Re: Would you rather have 21" guns or a 9" wang?
Post by: BIGRENS79 on February 21, 2009, 11:35:44 PM
LOL, 9" WANG ANY DAY.