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Imagine if you were struggling to bench press with a heavy weight and Branch came over and spots you, pulls some plates off for you and spots you while you do another set, giving words of encouragement as you grind out one rep after another. When you get off the bench he slaps you on the back, and he's so powerful you REALLY feel it! After the workout you see Branch again in the parking lot with car trouble, so you approach him and ask if he needs a ride. He says "you bet" and the both of you get in your car and take off. Branch is so freaking big his arms rub against yours as you drive...
(Pt 2 is coming)
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Imagine if you were struggling to with a heavy bench and Branch came over and spots you, pull some plates off for you and spots you while you do another set, giving words of encouragement as you grind out one rep after another. When you get off the bench he slaps you on the back, and he's so powerful you REALLY feel it! After the workout you see Branch again in the parking lot with car trouble, so you approach him and ask if he needs a ride. He says "you bet" and the both of you get in your car and take off. Branch is so freaking big his arms rub against yours as you drive...
(Pt 2 is coming)
i don't like where this is going homo >:(
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Imagine if you were struggling to bench press with a heavy bench and Branch came over and spots you, pull some plates off for you and spots you while you do another set, giving words of encouragement as you grind out one rep after another. When you get off the bench he slaps you on the back, and he's so powerful you REALLY feel it! After the workout you see Branch again in the parking lot with car trouble, so you approach him and ask if he needs a ride. He says "you bet" and the both of you get in your car and take off. Branch is so freaking big his arms rub against yours as you drive...
(Pt 2 is coming)
I like these threads hahahahahah
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Imagine if you were struggling to bench press with a heavy bench and Branch came over and spots you, pull some plates off for you and spots you while you do another set, giving words of encouragement as you grind out one rep after another. When you get off the bench he slaps you on the back, and he's so powerful you REALLY feel it! After the workout you see Branch again in the parking lot with car trouble, so you approach him and ask if he needs a ride. He says "you bet" and the both of you get in your car and take off. Branch is so freaking big his arms rub against yours as you drive...
(Pt 2 is coming)
This sounds like some sort of homosexual fantasy !! WTF ??
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Guys post your favorite Branch photos here!
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I like these threads hahahahahah
Wait until Part 2 comes out!
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that was hot already lol
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is he still sweaty from his gym session :P
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A-Team alert.
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Imagine if you were struggling to bench press with a heavy weight and Branch came over and spots you, pulls some plates off for you and spots you while you do another set, giving words of encouragement as you grind out one rep after another. When you get off the bench he slaps you on the back, and he's so powerful you REALLY feel it! After the workout you see Branch again in the parking lot with car trouble, so you approach him and ask if he needs a ride. He says "you bet" and the both of you get in your car and take off. Branch is so freaking big his arms rub against yours as you drive...
(Pt 2 is coming)
I just camed on myself,hury up with Pt 2! ;D
haha
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I just camed on myself,hury up with Pt 2! ;D
haha
so did The Roach haha
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hhahhhhhahahhaa
epic gay...
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lol goddamn that shit is gay
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hhahhhhhahahhaa
epic gay...
this is quality.. about as funny as some 'as gay as' posts on here. i thought it was another post about his arnold prep videos from md
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this is quality.. about as funny as some 'as gay as' posts on here
funnier than that tired thread
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Are you trying to cyber with us?
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keep these stories cumming
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Gayer than www.fanfiction.net
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Jehwit these post of yours are ridiculous but I enjoy them, especially when you talk about hanging out with Dugdale
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When you arrived at his house, did he let you pec-fuck him?
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lol
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I like these threads hahahahahah
X2....now onto part 2....is this in prep for his arnold classic for 09 or sometime before? ::)
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X2....now onto part 2....is this in prep for his arnold classic for 09 or sometime before? ::)
Let's just say getting headbutted in the gut by a Bull Necked monster like Branch is quite an experience. ;)
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Let's just say getting headbutted in the gut by a Bull Necked monster like Branch is quite an experience. ;)
Wheres part 2!!!!
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hahaha great stories. perhaps we'll hear some about crowded restroom stalls at the arnold?
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Its only gay if you get a hard on reading it :-X
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ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR PART 2 YET?
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ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR PART 2 YET?
:D
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ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR PART 2 YET?
Bring It!!!!!
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Bring It!!!!!
yes deliver it NOW
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You follow Branch into Advanced Auto Parts as he throws the door open and muscle-walks through. There are all kinds of macho types around the store-both working and shopping-and they all acknowledge Branch with a rugged nod of the head. You stand quietly while Branch looks over the spark plugs and picks out the ones appropriate for his truck (Ford F350 Super Duty). He stops and shoots the breeze in the aisle with a bearded blue collar type. Branch demands respect from all and he is duly showered in silent respect as he struts through store. Branch pays for his auto parts and the two of you are jumping back in your car. Looking to buy more time you ask Branch if he's hungry, "Oh, yeah!", comes the reply, and you speed off towards Outback Steakhouse. Branch yawns and stretches his powerful arms, then drapes his left arm across the headrest of your carseat. You can smell his deodorant mingling with his natural, manly scent...
(Pt. 3 coming)
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:D
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PART 2 IS NOW UP AND RUNNING:
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=266202.0
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this guy is funny. ;D
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good stuff.
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pt 3= when i'm gonna cum
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this guy is funny. ;D
"you can smell his deodorant mingling with his natural, manly scent..."
how the fuck does one make up such stuff lol!
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hahaahhahhahahahhahahaha haha
;D
I wonder where this is going :-X
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Lmfao, this sounds like the kind of shit you woud read on a site like www.fanfiction.net
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good stuff I didnt think it could get any better than Pt. 1 but Pt. 2 topped it who knows what's in-store for pt. 3
;D
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that was so romantic
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I can imagine all this going on as i read ;D ;D
Great work,cant wait til part 3
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Lmfao, this sounds like the kind of shit you woud read on a site like www.fanfiction.net
I beg your pardon? This isn't "fan fiction". This is Literature.
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poetry
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filth >:(
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Somehow the Branch Warren Sequence Parts 1 and 2 have been consolidated into a single work of literature.
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Somehow the Branch Warren Sequence Parts 1 and 2 have been consolidated into a single work of literature.
when's PT3, faggopolis?
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when's PT3, faggopolis?
Part 3 is coming.
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Branch Warren Sequence (Pt 3)
Branch leads the way into The Outback Steakhouse. You are tempted to hold his belt as you obediently follow. Branch's physique demands attention and attention it gets: The place goes quiet as the crowd stares in awe of his iron-forged musculature. Women throw flirting glances at Branch, while the men stew in their own inadequacy. The two of you are seated at the best table in the house. Branch demolishes 2 T-Bone Steaks like a Neanderthal, while you nervously nibble at the edges of a garden salad. Branch then announces it's time to get back to his vehicle. You're in the Outback parking lot waiting on Branch while he's in the Men's Room taking a Man-Piss. All of a sudden you're surrounded by several thugs! They brandish knives and demand your money and car keys! You see your life flash before your eyes.
(Pt 4 coming)
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These are great. I'm choking here, from laughing so hard.... ;D
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Branch Warren Sequence (Pt 3)
Branch leads the way into The Outback Steakhouse. You are tempted to hold his belt as you obediently follow. Branch's physique demands attention and attention it gets: The place goes quiet as the crowd stares in awe of his iron-forged musculature. Women throw flirting glances at Branch, while the men stew in their own inadequacy. The two of you are seated at the best table in the house. Branch demolishes 2 T-Bone Steaks like a Neanderthal, while you nervously nibble at the edges of a garden salad. Branch then announces it's time to get back to his vehicle. You're in the Outback parking lot waiting on Branch while he's in the Men's Room taking a Man-Piss. All of a sudden you're surrounded by several thugs! They brandish knives and demand your money and car keys! You see your life flash before your eyes.
(Pt 4 coming)
;D i have to admit this shit has me ROFL.
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Jewhit, any chance you could do one on Kai Greene at the produce section in a Super Market?
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LMAO that was great ;D ;D
Branch to the rescue!
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2nd best thread ever after Bobby Sly. This is amazing part 4 is going to revolutionize this board I can feel.
Branch's physique demands attention and attention it gets.
that line got me good
Which bodybuilder are you going to profile next Jehwit?
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2nd best thread ever after Bobby Sly. This is amazing part 4 is going to revolutionize this board I can feel.
that line got me good
Which bodybuilder are you going to profile next Jehwit?
hopefully jay cutler
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ben weider would have loved the musculature part
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Part IV is the one you guys are all waiting for. Trust me.
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Hopefully you can tell us the story of how the clothes shopping with Branch went at the camping store.
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Every time I look at one of his videos on MD I bust out laughing! After it's done please post this on MD!
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Part IV is in the works.
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LMAO ;D
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Part IV is in the works.
hurry up, the anticipation is killing us
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Branch Warren Sequence (Pt. IV)
The leader of this vicious crew of thugs is now nose to nose with you. His contorted beige face gives little clue to his origins: Is he Latin? Is he Asian? You can't tell! He demands your keys and money in some kind of fucked up accent as his saliva pellets your victimized face. "HEY!!" It's Branch! He runs out of the Outback Steakhouse with the speed and power of a running back sprinting for the winning touchdown. You take a step back as your assailant becomes distracted with the charging bull Branch! The gang doesn't know what to think as they survey the mass of twisted steel that is Branche's physique. Branch pulls off his wife beater and wraps it around his fist. His unreal torso shocks even the most hardened of these hooligans. He assumes a combat stance and moves into the space of the knife wielding gang leader with the prowess of a jungle cat. The leader swipes clumsily with his weapon, and Branch intercepts his wrist. The knife flies and skids across the asphalt. Branch now has the punk's wrist subdued with one hand and clutches his throat with the other. He lifts the crumb overhead and slams his body with Herculean Force into the cement. The fallen leader's cronies turn and run like frightened rats as Branch stands shirtless, gleaming in the afternoon sun as though he were forged by the gods themselves.
(Pt. V is coming)
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Branch Warren Sequence (Pt. IV)
The leader of this vicious crew of thugs is now nose to nose with you. His contorted beige face gives little clue to his origins: Is he Latin? Is he Asian? You can't tell! He demands your keys and money in some kind of fucked up accent as his saliva pellets your victimized face. "HEY!!" It's Branch! He runs out of the Outback Steakhouse with the speed and power of a running back sprinting for the winning touchdown. You take a step back as your assailant becomes distracted with the charging bull Branch! The gang doesn't know what to think as they survey the mass of twisted steel that is Branche's physique. Branch pulls off his wife beater and wraps it around his fist. His unreal torso shocks even the most hardened of these hooligans. He assumes a combat stance and moves into the space of the knife wielding gang leader with the prowess of a jungle cat. The leader swipes clumsily with his weapon, and Branch intercepts his wrist. The knife flies and skids across the asphalt. Branch now has the punk's wrist subdued with one hand and clutches his throat with the other. He lifts the crumb overhead and slams his body with Herculean Force into the cement. The fallen leader's cronies turn and run like frightened rats as Branch stands shirtless, gleaming in the afternoon sun as though he were forged by the gods themselves.
(Pt. V is coming)
weak
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weak
picky
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;D
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good shit, your setting a presidence jehwit. Please don't disappoint
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Do you guys want Pt. 5 now or after the weekend?
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Imagine if you were struggling to bench press with a heavy weight and Branch came over and spots you, pulls some plates off for you and spots you while you do another set, giving words of encouragement as you grind out one rep after another. When you get off the bench he slaps you on the back, and he's so powerful you REALLY feel it! After the workout you see Branch again in the parking lot with car trouble, so you approach him and ask if he needs a ride. He says "you bet" and the both of you get in your car and take off. Branch is so freaking big his arms rub against yours as you drive...
(Pt 2 is coming)
lmao this is some gay ass shit.
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Do you guys want Pt. 5 now or after the weekend?
now plz :D
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Do you guys want Pt. 5 now or after the weekend?
now!!!! right fucking now!!!!!
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He assumes a combat stance and moves into the space of the knife wielding gang leader with the prowess of a jungle cat.
LOL
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haha these are halarious! I vote part V now
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UPDATE: I had to scrap Part V due to artistic reasons. I am redoing it. All I can say is that the original Part V may or may not have a place in this literary universe, however, at the present moment, it may prove to be too "extreme" for many readers, and a more "reader-friendly" Part V will be on the way soon. I promise.
These are fucking hilarious; i would draw little cartoons to go with them if i had the time ;D
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gay alert!
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OKAY GUYS, THE FIFTH INSTALLMENT IS JUST ABOUT READY TO GO. JUST NEED TO EDIT IT AND WE'RE GOOD. DOES NEXT TUESDAY WORK FOR EVERYONE?
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OKAY GUYS, THE FIFTH INSTALLMENT IS JUST ABOUT READY TO GO. JUST NEED TO EDIT IT AND WE'RE GOOD. DOES NEXT TUESDAY WORK FOR EVERYONE?
as long as it's after 5pm, I'm cool with it.
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is this funny because jehwit is turned on by this fantasy , or another reason i am missing?
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OKAY GUYS, THE FIFTH INSTALLMENT IS JUST ABOUT READY TO GO. JUST NEED TO EDIT IT AND WE'RE GOOD. DOES NEXT TUESDAY WORK FOR EVERYONE?
get it to us as soon as you can
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Where IS IT?!
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/dekethecreep/totalrelease.jpg)
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Guys I'm severely delayed in getting Part V out to the general public. Insiders who I have allowed to read Part V have told me that it is amongst the finest literature ever produced, bar none. Long story short, I am shopping the story around some publishers and I am hesitant to unveil anymore at this time. Any thoughts?
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hi branch
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http://www.myspace.com/branchwarren
look at all the schmoes he has as top friends. :-\ :-\
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A Cup of Gio
haaaaahahaha soo gaaaaay ;D
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A Cup of Gio
haaaaahahaha soo gaaaaay ;D
lol check out that guys profile. nothing but pics of guys kissing. :-X ;D ;D
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(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/124/s_31671e9ffe67aa5bfc71cd6e3408539b.jpg)
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lol branch has a picture of him from like 10 years ago when he had hair and looks normal
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(http://i40.tinypic.com/2rfas7o.png)
"look ma, no pants"
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yes its like he doesnt like his current look.
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yes its like he doesnt like his current look.
This look?
(http://firesidecollectibles.com/ProductImages/ss-7123.jpg)
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http://www.myspace.com/branchwarren
look at all the schmoes he has as top friends. :-\ :-\
Yeah PLUS he's got not much cunny on that page either! Where are all the hot fitness chicks? Lined up to bang TITUS in the slammer maybe?
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Inkomst (salary): 150.000–250.000 US-dollar !!!
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It's safe to say Branch has been a schmoe magnet for over a decade now.
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Branch Warren Sequence Part V
You're dropping Branch off at his family's ranch. You feel awkward as you pull the emergency brake lever into position, worried the Mighty Branch will wonder why you're stopping...is it manly to park the car to chat like this...will Branch react poorly to this? Not at all! Branch turns to you and asks if you're hungry, that there's vittles on the stove, would you like to come in? Your heart pounds as the two of you walk into the house...the comforting smell of a of an olde country abode relaxes you as you look about...Branches people are away for the next little while and he's got the place to himself. Yes!! He pulls his flannel off and tosses onto a chair, the torso seeming larger than life in this quaint little home, every steel fiber activating and pulsating as he reaches in the fridge for a beer...the two of you now eating some rabbit stew that Branch's great aunt had left for him...then...black coffee and wild blueberry pie with farm fresh whipped cream...a little blob of whipped cream lodged on Branch's lower lip...imagine if you...
"Let's train arms!", Branch shouts motioning to a room full of weights...
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(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x263/timeamajorova/branchygas.jpg)
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Oh my I almost came in my pants while reading this thread. :D
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haha worth the 4 month wait haaaahaha!! ;D
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(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x263/timeamajorova/branchygas.jpg)
Look at those pathetic people taking pictures of that freak athlete.
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AHAHAHAAHH!!! I almost choked on my Hot Stuff/Cybergenics cocktail reading this thread!
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great guy with a great story.
Brian Dobson adopted Branch at just 3 months old and raised him like a son
Still best buddies to this day
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I'm just now seeing this... ;D
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Part VI will be coming out soon...
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bump..........to a getbig masterpiece
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Part VI will be a lot longer.
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You aren't true fan until you write pages and pages of fanfiction. ;D
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Awesome read.. A+... rabbit stew :D
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where is part VI ??? ???
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this is some funny shit! ;D
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HAHAHAHAHA
good shit jehwit!
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Branch and yourself are in the backroom of his house. It's been converted in a weight room. The smells of man-sweat and spunk permeate the atmosphere. Branch grabs the EZ-Curl Bar and starts throwing plates on each side, preparing for a bicep thrashing workout...Down to his wifebeater, Branch starts pumping out reps. The fibers in his arms thicken with blood and lust with each rep. The inner pecs are like fingers tickling each other while the veins in the neck turn into violent rivers of protein rich blood, popping out to the bursting point....The testosterone levels emanating from this beast of a man are choking you out in excitement and awe....The bar is passed to you and you can barely even hold it steady in your sub-par hands-"I already worked bi's yesterday...", you manage to stammer..."Sure you did", Branch responds with a wry smile on his face, "maybe you can just wipe me down then..."
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AHAHAHAAHH!!! I almost choked on my Hot Stuff/Cybergenics AZT/Crixivan cocktail reading this thread!
Fixed. ;D
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Branch and yourself are in the backroom of his house. It's been converted in a weight room. The smells of man-sweat and spunk permeate the atmosphere. Branch grabs the EZ-Curl Bar and starts throwing plates on each side, preparing for a bicep thrashing workout...Down to his wifebeater, Branch starts pumping out reps. The fibers in his arms thicken with blood and lust with each rep. The inner pecs are like fingers tickling each other while the veins in the neck turn into violent rivers of protein rich blood, popping out to the bursting point....The testosterone levels emanating from this beast of a man are choking you out in excitement and awe....The bar is passed to you and you can barely even hold it steady in your sub-par hands-"I already worked bi's yesterday...", you manage to stammer..."Sure you did", Branch responds with a wry smile on his face, "maybe you can just wipe me down then..."
WTF???ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
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Intense, this imagery. :-\
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Imagine if you were struggling to bench press with a heavy weight and Branch came over and spots you, pulls some plates off for you and spots you while you do another set, giving words of encouragement as you grind out one rep after another. When you get off the bench he slaps you on the back, and he's so powerful you REALLY feel it! After the workout you see Branch again in the parking lot with car trouble, so you approach him and ask if he needs a ride. He says "you bet" and the both of you get in your car and take off. Branch is so freaking big his arms rub against yours as you drive...
(Pt 2 is coming)
WHAT THE FUVK! He didn't even include a (no homo) at the end of this!
Somebody should e-mail this to Branch...
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Branch and yourself are in the backroom of his house. It's been converted in a weight room. The smells of man-sweat and spunk permeate the atmosphere. Branch grabs the EZ-Curl Bar and starts throwing plates on each side, preparing for a bicep thrashing workout...Down to his wifebeater, Branch starts pumping out reps. The fibers in his arms thicken with blood and lust with each rep. The inner pecs are like fingers tickling each other while the veins in the neck turn into violent rivers of protein rich blood, popping out to the bursting point....The testosterone levels emanating from this beast of a man are choking you out in excitement and awe....The bar is passed to you and you can barely even hold it steady in your sub-par hands-"I already worked bi's yesterday...", you manage to stammer..."Sure you did", Branch responds with a wry smile on his face, "maybe you can just wipe me down then..."
i just pissed in my pants
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5 stars :P
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The fibers in his arms thicken with blood and lust with each rep
LOL
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Gorgeous, boner-inducing thread
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new part is coming. working title is rectal fumes.
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You're not sure if you heard correctly-"y-you would like me to w-w-w-ipe you down??", you stammer. Branch pauses and looks suspiciously at you, "No...not I...Mei...Outside...", Branch says evenly, as he motions his head towards the window. You look out the window and you see a baby elephant in the back yard, near the barn. "Mei is an orphan elephant my family adopted from Africa". Puffing out your chest, throwing your shoulders back, you say "I thought it was something like that...when you said 'wipe me down' I thought it was prob-", you realize Branch has stopped listening to you. He walks out of the room shaking his head. Now the two of you are outback next to the elephant. Mei The Elephant's trunk snakes out in search of Branch's mouth, who gives the orphan animal a playful kiss on the snout. "Take this bucket of water and sponge and wipe the elephant down", directs Branch, "I'll be in the kitchen mixing up a protein shake" Branch looks again at you and frowns. Again shaking his head, he makes his way toward the house. You start scrubbing the elephant, who enjoys the wipedown. "Gosh, Mei", you start talking it, "Branch must be thinking poorly of me now. I thought he said 'wipe me down, but he really meant 'Mei". You wipe dejectedly, plotting the next move. Gaining back the Big Man's trust is imperative. All of a sudden, you smell smoke!
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You're not sure if you heard correctly-"y-you would like me to w-w-w-ipe you down??", you stammer. Branch pauses and looks suspiciously at you, "No...not I...Mei...Outside...", Branch says evenly as he motions his head towards the window. You look out the window and you see a baby elephant in the back yard, near the barn. "Mei is an orphan elephant my family adopted from Africa". Puffing out your chest, throwing your shoulders back, you say "I thought it was something like that...when you said 'wipe me down' I thought it was prob-", you realize Branch has stopped listening to you as he walks out of the room shaking his head. Now the two of you are outback next to the elephant. Mei The Elephant's trunk snakes out in search of Branch's mouth, who gives the orphan animal a playful kiss on the snout. "Take this bucket of water and sponge and wipe the elephant down", directs Branch, "I'll be in the kitchen mixing up a protein shake" Branch looks again at you and frowns. Shaking his head he makes his way toward the house. You start wiping down the elephant, who enjoys the wipedown. "Gosh, Mei", you start talking it, "Branch must be thinking poorly of me now. I thought he said 'wipe me down, but he really meant 'Mei". You wipe dejectedly, plotting the next move. Gaining back the Big Man's trust is imperative. All of a sudden, you smell smoke!
My pulse is racing!!!
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All of a sudden, you smell smoke!
As in pole smoke?
Pray continue Mr Gaylord.
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You're not sure if you heard correctly-"y-you would like me to w-w-w-ipe you down??", you stammer. Branch pauses and looks suspiciously at you, "No...not I...Mei...Outside...", Branch says evenly, as he motions his head towards the window. You look out the window and you see a baby elephant in the back yard, near the barn. "Mei is an orphan elephant my family adopted from Africa". Puffing out your chest, throwing your shoulders back, you say "I thought it was something like that...when you said 'wipe me down' I thought it was prob-", you realize Branch has stopped listening to you. He walks out of the room shaking his head. Now the two of you are outback next to the elephant. Mei The Elephant's trunk snakes out in search of Branch's mouth, who gives the orphan animal a playful kiss on the snout. "Take this bucket of water and sponge and wipe the elephant down", directs Branch, "I'll be in the kitchen mixing up a protein shake" Branch looks again at you and frowns. Again shaking his head, he makes his way toward the house. You start scrubbing the elephant, who enjoys the wipedown. "Gosh, Mei", you start talking it, "Branch must be thinking poorly of me now. I thought he said 'wipe me down, but he really meant 'Mei". You wipe dejectedly, plotting the next move. Gaining back the Big Man's trust is imperative. All of a sudden, you smell smoke!
this could turn out to be a great novel
Its so exciting and unpredictable
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As in pole smoke?
Pray continue Mr Gaylord.
The smoke was coming from Falcon's cigarette
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You're not sure if you heard correctly-"y-you would like me to w-w-w-ipe you down??", you stammer. Branch pauses and looks suspiciously at you, "No...not I...Mei...Outside...", Branch says evenly, as he motions his head towards the window. You look out the window and you see a baby elephant in the back yard, near the barn. "Mei is an orphan elephant my family adopted from Africa". Puffing out your chest, throwing your shoulders back, you say "I thought it was something like that...when you said 'wipe me down' I thought it was prob-", you realize Branch has stopped listening to you. He walks out of the room shaking his head. Now the two of you are outback next to the elephant. Mei The Elephant's trunk snakes out in search of Branch's mouth, who gives the orphan animal a playful kiss on the snout. "Take this bucket of water and sponge and wipe the elephant down", directs Branch, "I'll be in the kitchen mixing up a protein shake" Branch looks again at you and frowns. Again shaking his head, he makes his way toward the house. You start scrubbing the elephant, who enjoys the wipedown. "Gosh, Mei", you start talking it, "Branch must be thinking poorly of me now. I thought he said 'wipe me down, but he really meant 'Mei". You wipe dejectedly, plotting the next move. Gaining back the Big Man's trust is imperative. All of a sudden, you smell smoke!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! This shit is great!!!!!! MORE!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
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Fantastic... Goethe on steroids...
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Fantastic... Goethe on steroids...
Subdominatrix: In the sauna NOW >:(
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bump for hilarity
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Part VIII
You look over yonder and see thick, black, smoke billowing out of the trees. Mei The Orphan Elephant rushes off in the direction of the smoke...The smell of smoke is undeniable, and Branch appears on the porch. "What the hell is going on out here?" he demands. Just then Mei comes running out of the brush! You and Branch approach her. With her elephant trunk, she begins drawing a diagram in the dirt..."My God!", yells Branch, who looks intently at the elephant's drawing, "it's Little Billy, the kid in the wheelchair from the neighbors farm. Mei just drew a picture of Billy...the barn's on fire and he's trapped under a beam!" With that Branch jumps on the baby elephant's back. "Hop on!", he orders. You jump on the elephant's back and the animal runs back into the neighbor's property. Your arms are thrown around Branch's torso, your face nuzzled in his densly muscled lats...You see the barn ablaze..."Help" "Help" come the desperate cries of the young boy, trapped inside...Branch jumps off the elephant..."He's trapped under the burning beam!", shouts Branch, "I'm going in!!" Branch runs like a hell-hound into the heart of the blaze. You feel the throbbing heat of the inferno as you daintily edge closer...You peek into the burning barn, and witness Branch grab the beam, and with a mighty yell he deadlifts the deadly structure off of the lame boy, who lies limp, the life almost choked out him. Branch pushes the beam aside and scoops Little Billy up with his left arm, and rushes out of the Barn Of Death...Just as the two of them cross the threshold from Death back into Life, the barn collapses. Branch sets the boy down on the ground, in front of the elephant. Just then Billy's mom, a MILF, comes running from the house. Sobbing, she embraces Branch. "You saved Little Billy...Oh Branch, how can I ever thank you?" Branch, now aroused, says "I think we can figure something out..." With that, they move toward the house, leaving the half dead boy, the Orphan Elephant and yourself. "Wait here," Branch calls over his cannonball deltoid, "I've got business to attend to..."
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Barn of death? :)
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Branch's bicep peak is a fucking implant ::)
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Is everyone so fucking blind that they can not see the FAKE shit these guys have in their bodies?
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Is everyone so fucking blind that they can not see the FAKE shit these guys have in their bodies?
Meltdown.
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;D ;D ;D
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barn of death
lol
awesome shit
seems a little fruity?
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I've gotta admit, the elephant was a twist I didn't see coming at all.
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Can we get these gay F'in things deleted!!
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Can we get these gay F'in things deleted!!
Stop reading it, queer!
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Part IX
As the elephant tends to the burnt, broken boy, you sneak up to the house. Creeping around the side of the structure, you find a window to peak through. Looking past the smudged, cracked glass you see Branch naked as a jay-bird!! He is "standing relaxed", the MILF before him on bended knee...Peering into the window, you see the thrusting, muscular hips of the massive bodybuilder has he plunges his manhood in and out of the MILF's eager throat. Wait! She's getting up! Oh God! Did she see you? Yes! No! Yes! No she did not...you feel your armpits tingle with sweat as you stick your face back into the window, your hot breath fogging up the pane...Now branch has her bent over the bed and mounts her...He's breeding her! The rhythm of the two lovers is hypnotic... Branch's blood-gorged member pumping obscenely into her sweet honey-hole...Oh the pain!!
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I'm in tears laughing !!!!!!!!!
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Hahahahahahaha.
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Part IX
As the elephant tends to the burnt, broken boy,
the thrusting, muscular hips of the massive bodybuilder has he plunges his manhood in and out of the eager throat.
...you feel your armpits tingle with sweat as you stick your face back into the window, your hot breath fogging up the pane..
.Now branch has bent over the bed and mounts
..He's breeding her! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
... Branch's blood-gorged member pumping obscenely into sweet honey-hole...Oh the pain!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Part IX
As the elephant tends to the burnt, broken boy, you sneak up to the house. Creeping around the side of the structure, you find a window to peak through. Looking past the smudged, cracked glass you see Branch naked as a jay-bird!! He is "standing relaxed", the MILF before him on bended knee...Peering into the window, you see the thrusting, muscular hips of the massive bodybuilder has he plunges his manhood in and out of the MILF's eager throat. Wait! She's getting up! Oh God! Did she see you? Yes! No! Yes! No she did not...you feel your armpits tingle with sweat as you stick your face back into the window, your hot breath fogging up the pane...Now branch has her bent over the bed and mounts her...He's breeding her! The rhythm of the two lovers is hypnotic... Branch's blood-gorged member pumping obscenely into her sweet honey-hole...Oh the pain!!
Poetry.....absolute poetry
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Breeding in honey holes? Sounds like a job for Winnie...
(http://i39.tinypic.com/iwnfbr.jpg)
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aww this is some good shit can't wait for more ;D
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Jehwit finally got TOed? WAAAAAAOW!
I need to find out what happens to Branch!
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;D ;D ;D