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Getbig Female Info Boards => Open Talk for Girl Discussion => Topic started by: Migs on February 24, 2009, 11:30:01 AM
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ok so I was at the gym. This means I actually went in and worked out, not drive by it (like I wanted to do). So do the bike, then work on tri's and back. I see this girl/woman/chick and she wants to use a machine but a guy that used it last didn't put up the weights. She is looking around like she wants help to move the weights. I will say there was a good deal of weight on. So since i was going to use the machine next to her I offered to give her a hand and take off the plates. She then proceeds to say that she doesn't need a man's help and then jibbered on about something uncomprehensible. I decided to use a different machine far away from this pyscho chick. Maybe she was waiting for some hunky guy to help her? not really sure, but I doubt that was going to happen since she really wasn't attractive in any sense and with that type of emotional display only some complete moron would help her out. So again, why are women so evil and weird. I should have slapped her with a twinkie.
on the flip side, there was a girl using the thigh abducter/adducter machine...that really can throw off a guys concentration.
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Some women seem evil/weird just like some men do.
Don't let this woman's behavior make you think no women want help removing some of the 100 lb plates from the leg press or whatever. Some can handle that weight but some can't. I can handle it but I still appreciate when this one trainer grabs the other side as he usually does. He is very sweet and thoughtful imo.
If she actually said she "doesn't need a man's help," she possibly has issues that have nothing to do w/you.
P.S. Good for you for not doing a drive-by :)
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Meanwhile, how about the big guy that after I arranged 2 benches for my workout partner and me came over and tried to steal one? I kept saying, Hey! We are using those! He acted like he didn't hear me. I said louder and louder Hey Man! We are using those! Don't act like you don't hear me!!
Then he was like, OH, sorry! LOL
I think it was because we were chicks!
Later all was well though-I apologized for yelling at him
EDIT After reading this post I probably fit into the evil/weird women category at the gym :-[
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guys aren't weird, we are simple. There is a difference. Sometimes we tune out anything in the audible spectrum that sounds like it could come from a woman. It's a self preservation technique we use. It also is an anti-stress technique. There was a girl that was talking to me and I literally didn't hear a word she said until she stopped. I looked at her and said "huh?" and then she continued. I guess I wouldn't have minded getting yelled at as much if she was good looking. Then I jus figured it par for the course for me. But dang, if i get yelled at or turned donw it better not be from a person i don't find attractive. That just down right hurts my feelings. ;D
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guys aren't weird, we are simple. There is a difference. Sometimes we tune out anything in the audible spectrum that sounds like it could come from a woman. It's a self preservation technique we use. It also is an anti-stress technique. There was a girl that was talking to me and I literally didn't hear a word she said until she stopped. I looked at her and said "huh?" and then she continued. I guess I wouldn't have minded getting yelled at as much if she was good looking. Then I jus figured it par for the course for me. But dang, if i get yelled at or turned donw it better not be from a person i don't find attractive. That just down right hurts my feelings. ;D
Someone posted this here (RonPaulFan or HustleMan?) lol @ the listening particle ;D
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see i told you it was scientifically proven
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ok so I was at the gym. This means I actually went in and worked out, not drive by it (like I wanted to do). So do the bike, then work on tri's and back. I see this girl/woman/chick and she wants to use a machine but a guy that used it last didn't put up the weights. She is looking around like she wants help to move the weights. I will say there was a good deal of weight on. So since i was going to use the machine next to her I offered to give her a hand and take off the plates. She then proceeds to say that she doesn't need a man's help and then jibbered on about something uncomprehensible. I decided to use a different machine far away from this pyscho chick. Maybe she was waiting for some hunky guy to help her? not really sure, but I doubt that was going to happen since she really wasn't attractive in any sense and with that type of emotional display only some complete moron would help her out. So again, why are women so evil and weird. I should have slapped her with a twinkie.
on the flip side, there was a girl using the thigh abducter/adducter machine...that really can throw off a guys concentration.
epic admitting you're not a "hunky" guy. :D
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i don't claim to be anything other than what i am. Maybe i should stick with my getbig/internet persona down, After all im am 6'6 250 pounds with 8% BF and can bench 525 for 12 reps, one armed, for warm up. Oh and not to mention i can squat 1200 pounds after my daily 26.2 mile run. ;D
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i don't claim to be anything other than what i am. Maybe i should stick with my getbig/internet persona down, After all im am 6'6 250 pounds with 8% BF and can bench 525 for 12 reps, one armed, for warm up. Oh and not to mention i can squat 1200 pounds after my daily 26.2 mile run. ;D
;D all joking aside though you get women more interested when you IGNORE and DON'T HELP THEM then when you do, i do it all the time.
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the thing is, i wasn't trying to pick her up or even talk to her. just trying to help her out. I hope a plate falls on her and she rolls around on her back like a turtle.
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the thing is, i wasn't trying to pick her up or even talk to her. just trying to help her out. I hope a plate falls on her and she rolls around on her back like a turtle.
come on man no need to bullshit, as men we ALWAYS have ulterior motives when it comes to attractive women, you may not have even been doing it consciously but that's how we're wired, at least that's how HETEROSEXUAL men are wired.
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see i told you it was scientifically proven
;D the male one is funny too.
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no, read the first post. the chick was not attractive. She was down right fugly. she was um, a big girl, not that there aren't cute heavy girls but she wasn't. she had more chins than the chinese phone book
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no, read the first post. the chick was not attractive. She was down right fugly. she was um, a big girl, not that there aren't cute heavy girls but she wasn't. she had more chins than the chinese phone book
oh ok nevermind, maybe she's insecure about being in the gym or something.
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maybe, but damn get over it. i'm sure she'd be friendly to a person helping her load the trunk wit pizza and chips. I'm a fatass so I can make fun of other fat people. That's my disclaimer and sticking to it.
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ok so I was at the gym. This means I actually went in and worked out, not drive by it (like I wanted to do). So do the bike, then work on tri's and back. I see this girl/woman/chick and she wants to use a machine but a guy that used it last didn't put up the weights. She is looking around like she wants help to move the weights. I will say there was a good deal of weight on. So since i was going to use the machine next to her I offered to give her a hand and take off the plates. She then proceeds to say that she doesn't need a man's help and then jibbered on about something uncomprehensible. I decided to use a different machine far away from this pyscho chick. Maybe she was waiting for some hunky guy to help her? not really sure, but I doubt that was going to happen since she really wasn't attractive in any sense and with that type of emotional display only some complete moron would help her out. So again, why are women so evil and weird. I should have slapped her with a twinkie.
on the flip side, there was a girl using the thigh abducter/adducter machine...that really can throw off a guys concentration.
Do you look like a pervert? ???
;D
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guys aren't weird, we are simple. There is a difference. Sometimes we tune out anything in the audible spectrum that sounds like it could come from a woman. It's a self preservation technique we use. It also is an anti-stress technique.
;D ;D
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I offered to help a lady move a toaster oven and she accepted graciously. lol
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Do you look like a pervert? ???
;D
well i did have my short shorts on, hiked up by the way, flip flops and a wife beater, so no not really. ;D
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Maybe she was Lebanese. :)
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no self respecting lebanese would go for that. Maybe this is her style.
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LOL!
Some people are just miserable.
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guys aren't weird, we are simple.
That sums it up right there ;D
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we can't help the fact that women HAVE to complicate everything.
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the thing is, i wasn't trying to pick her up or even talk to her. just trying to help her out. I hope a plate falls on her and she rolls around on her back like a turtle.
hahaha made me laugh
Do you look like a pervert? ???
;D
hahahahah
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There once was a time when the metabolically challenged made an effort to be pleasant.
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those days have gone the way of the dodo. I thought it was a law that if you were horizontaly gufted you were required to be nice. Anything other than that could resort to stoning. I guess they got made that only the pretty girls could act like a princess and that their tantrums could sometimes be cute.
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see i told you it was scientifically proven
haha! My shiny things olfactory is bigger ;D
lol @ the miniscule realization of wants vs needs
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ok so I was at the gym. This means I actually went in and worked out, not drive by it (like I wanted to do). So do the bike, then work on tri's and back. I see this girl/woman/chick and she wants to use a machine but a guy that used it last didn't put up the weights. She is looking around like she wants help to move the weights. I will say there was a good deal of weight on. So since i was going to use the machine next to her I offered to give her a hand and take off the plates. She then proceeds to say that she doesn't need a man's help and then jibbered on about something uncomprehensible. I decided to use a different machine far away from this pyscho chick. Maybe she was waiting for some hunky guy to help her? not really sure, but I doubt that was going to happen since she really wasn't attractive in any sense and with that type of emotional display only some complete moron would help her out. So again, why are women so evil and weird. I should have slapped her with a twinkie.
on the flip side, there was a girl using the thigh abducter/adducter machine...that really can throw off a guys concentration.
Sometimes it is best just not to even bother getting involved. Just do you thing and go home. Let the trainers in the gym worry about stripping machines, helping others.
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ok so I was at the gym. This means I actually went in and worked out, not drive by it (like I wanted to do). So do the bike, then work on tri's and back. I see this girl/woman/chick and she wants to use a machine but a guy that used it last didn't put up the weights. She is looking around like she wants help to move the weights. I will say there was a good deal of weight on. So since i was going to use the machine next to her I offered to give her a hand and take off the plates. She then proceeds to say that she doesn't need a man's help and then jibbered on about something uncomprehensible. I decided to use a different machine far away from this pyscho chick. Maybe she was waiting for some hunky guy to help her? not really sure, but I doubt that was going to happen since she really wasn't attractive in any sense and with that type of emotional display only some complete moron would help her out. So again, why are women so evil and weird. I should have slapped her with a twinkie.
on the flip side, there was a girl using the thigh abducter/adducter machine...that really can throw off a guys concentration.
Mabey she wasn't looking around to see if someone can help her with the weights..... ;)
she probably farted and was looking around, hoping nobody was close engough to smell it ;D....or mabey she didn't fart yet, but she was clenching her cheeks very tight to prevent the fart from releasing. In either scenario, you aproaching her would have embarassed her alot, and that explains her strange reaction. ;)
Many strange and or unexplainable acts of human behavior, are fart related or people trying to hold in the fart......... 8)
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Many strange and or unexplainable acts of human behavior, are fart related or people trying to hold in the fart......... 8)
Some real truth here ;D
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in that case i always suggest the carpet bombing or for you more rural types crop dusting technique of wind passage
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I have a related story.
I was in the gym the other day and this hot latino chick taps me on the shoulder and asks me if i can help her adjust the pad on the leg extension machine. So I walk over there like i'm the man and go to twist the handle...and this fucking thing must have been tightened by King Kong himself. Meanwhile she's lookng at me like "what's the problem big boy?" as I'm yanking on this goddamn handle. I did finally manage to get it free, she was good-looking ;D
PS we are on a "hello w/smile" basis now.
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I have a related story.
I was in the gym the other day and this hot latino chick taps me on the shoulder and asks me if i can help her adjust the pad on the leg extension machine. So I walk over there like i'm the man and go to twist the handle...and this fucking thing must have been tightened by King Kong himself. Meanwhile she's lookng at me like "what's the problem big boy?" as I'm yanking on this goddamn handle. I did finally manage to get it free, she was good-looking ;D
PS we are on a "hello w/smile" basis now.
jerk >:(
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jerk >:(
A little comfort food for you ;)
(http://s2.thisnext.com/media/230x230_no_border/Cheetos-Cheese-Snacks-Crunchy_E814F0A8.jpg)
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Know what really sucks?
You have half the gym to yourself and let one fly. No sooner does the gas clear your cheeks and everyone migrates to your side. :)
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Know what really sucks?
You have half the gym to yourself and let one fly. No sooner does the gas clear your cheeks and everyone migrates to your side. :)
Oh that's like one of Newton's laws of physics......you let one rip and someone WILL walk into the blast zone. i used to fart into the big floor fans at my old gym so everyone can share
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Oh that's like one of Newton's laws of physics......you let one rip and someone WILL walk into the blast zone. i used to fart into the big floor fans at my old gym so everyone can share
Trying to walk away does no good, LOL!
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A little comfort food for you ;)
(http://s2.thisnext.com/media/230x230_no_border/Cheetos-Cheese-Snacks-Crunchy_E814F0A8.jpg)
i needed that lol
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Oh that's like one of Newton's laws of physics......you let one rip and someone WILL walk into the blast zone. i used to fart into the big floor fans at my old gym so everyone can share
LoL...that is so true ;D
Check out this true story of mine!
I used to work at a call center. One time while I was on my break or lunch, I was walking down the hall alone and had to fart realy bad! Nobdy was around so I let it rip as quietly as I could manage while I was sippin water at the water fountain. I started to make a phone call on the phone right next to the water fountain, and guess what happens? The spanish cleaning Lady/Janitor comes right around the corner like one second later and bends down to plug in the vacume cleaner. ;D And the outlet was right dead in the center of the "DANGER ZONE" ;D I swear it was right under the water foutain, and in between that and the phone. ;D DShe litteraly just flew around the corner a second after I farted and bent down right where I left the bomb! ;D This was a nasty one too. I rember I didn't move quickly a way from the spot, cause I was holding in another one, so I went on the phone until the urge passed!
My first reaction was being severly embarassed. But than I thought to myself....it's only a cleaning lady that doesn't speak english....and on top of that.....this was just so unreal, I had to find it funny! Realy what were the odd's......it was like a seen straight from one of those Modern, Raunchy teen movies that come out all the time! The whole even was Just Too Unreal! ;D
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sounds like the type of fart that would peel the paint off the wall.