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Title: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: HTexan on February 24, 2009, 07:47:46 PM
Today, i was doing cardio at the gym. I was watching Saw 5 on my iphone, and this annoying fat lady give me a dirty look. WTF? I know the movie sucks but it isn't porn, and the screen is 3.5 inches. I don't even know how she could see the screen unless she was trying too. :-\ anyway, has this shit happen to anybody.
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: polychronopolous on February 24, 2009, 07:49:01 PM
Today, i was doing cardio at the gym. I was watching Saw 5 on my iphone, and this annoying fat lady give me a dirty look. WTF? I know the movie sucks but it isn't porn, and the screen is 3.5 inches. I don't even know how she could see the screen unless she was trying too. :-\ anyway, has this shit happen to anybody.

She probably just wanted to fuck
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: marcus on February 24, 2009, 07:51:04 PM
Give her a dirty look for being a fat bitch.
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: HTexan on February 24, 2009, 07:53:20 PM
She probably just wanted to fuck
she was a 10 beer-er. ;D
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: wes mantooth on February 24, 2009, 08:25:23 PM
tell her that you don't look over her shoulder when she eats her mayonnaise and butter sandwiches....so why is she looking over yours?
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: disturbia on February 24, 2009, 08:27:34 PM
tell her that you don't look over her shoulder when she eats her mayonnaise and butter sandwiches....so why is she looking over yours?

mayonnaise and butter--ahahahhahah---thats awesome
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: body88 on February 24, 2009, 08:27:55 PM
Maybe you fucked her last time you got drunk and went "hoggin".  I have a friend who loves that shit....weirdo, he's a good looking dude to....guess he loves the fat sluts.
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: HTexan on February 24, 2009, 10:03:14 PM
Maybe you fucked her last time you got drunk and went "hoggin".  I have a friend who loves that shit....weirdo, he's a good looking dude to....guess he loves the fat sluts.
Nah, i don't get drunk. I stopped myself and just maintain the buzz. And when i gotten drunk, the last think on my mind was working a cam. ;D
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: HTexan on February 24, 2009, 10:42:54 PM
you should have hit her , im disgusted that you didnt , what kind of texan are you ?
:(
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: Hereford on February 24, 2009, 10:46:58 PM
a little surprise sex should have been in order...
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: grab an umbrella on February 24, 2009, 10:48:36 PM
a little surprise sex should have been in order...

x2

If everything truly is bigger in texas then so are the women.  Nothing wrong with a fatty from time to time.
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: calfzilla on February 24, 2009, 10:49:09 PM
Did you tell her you are a getbigger and can get away with pretty much anything?  
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: Tapeworm on February 24, 2009, 10:55:43 PM
It was the other kind of dirty look, stud.  Work on your wink.
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: HTexan on February 24, 2009, 10:56:09 PM
x2

If everything truly is bigger in texas then so are the women.  Nothing wrong with a fatty from time to time.
big boobs and ass, but not fat please ;)
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: HTexan on February 24, 2009, 10:57:53 PM
It was the other kind of dirty look, stud.  Work on your wink.
no,  it wasn't the i-want-your-cock look. it was the i-want-to-cut-off-your-cock look. :-\
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: gracie bjj on February 24, 2009, 10:58:52 PM
bro,i get that crap daily cause i work in a gym,people bitchin about everything,im trying to keep the equipment clean and people bitch about the smell of the lemon cleaner i use,i pick up garbage people leave behind and 5 hours later they say they cant find thier empty foam coffee cup that was empty,it sucks but until i get my cdl liscense i have to deal with it
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: HTexan on February 24, 2009, 11:04:39 PM
bro,i get that crap daily cause i work in a gym,people bitchin about everything,im trying to keep the equipment clean and people bitch about the smell of the lemon cleaner i use,i pick up garbage people leave behind and 5 hours later they say they cant find thier empty foam coffee cup that was empty,it sucks but until i get my cdl liscense i have to deal with it
that sucks man. since you work at a gym,Can i get kick out of the gym for watching R movies on my iphone? If not, im going to be looking for her ;D
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: Tapeworm on February 24, 2009, 11:06:14 PM
no,  it wasn't the i-want-your-cock look. it was the i-want-to-cut-off-your-cock look. :-\

All this time on Getbig and you didn't even have an "Is there something?" up your sleve?  

I'm more of a wink, smile, and "Got a [grand]daughter?" kinda guy tho.
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: HTexan on February 24, 2009, 11:10:21 PM
All this time on Getbig and you didn't even have an "Is there something?" up your sleve?  

I'm more of a wink, smile, and "Got a [grand]daughter?" kinda guy tho.
I just gave her a dirty look back. :-\ She was unattractive IMO. Next time i'm going to wink just to piss her off :D
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: QuakerOats on February 25, 2009, 06:57:43 AM
She probably just wanted to fuck
;D
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: CalvinH on February 25, 2009, 07:08:26 AM
Maybe you fucked her last time you got drunk and went "hoggin".  I have a friend who loves that shit....weirdo, he's a good looking dude to....guess he loves the fat sluts.



Sometimes hoggin just happens ;)
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: spinnis on February 25, 2009, 07:12:50 AM
maby she was giving you the sexy look and you dont know the difference?


you just lost out on a BJ buddy  ;D
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: body88 on February 25, 2009, 07:21:57 AM


Sometimes hoggin just happens ;)

The first time I hard that term I laughed my balls off.  You have to see my buddy get all fired up about it to.  This guy is a cooperate lawyer.  He can get attractive women, he just loves to go hoggin.  Claims fat bitches have to fuck likes its life or death to compete.
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: grab an umbrella on February 25, 2009, 07:26:22 AM
The first time I hard that term I laughed my balls off.  You have to see my buddy get all fired up about it to.  This guy is a cooperate lawyer.  He can get attractive women, he just loves to go hoggin.  Claims fat bitches have to fuck likes its life or death to compete.

You have clearly never been "hoggin".  Your buddy is absolutely correct.  Most of the attractive women I have fucked have been mediocre in bed.  On the other hand, the thicker girls I have fucked have gone crazy on my dick.  It's amazing what a little low self esteem will do to make a girl suck a dick.
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: CalvinH on February 25, 2009, 07:33:01 AM
The first time I hard that term I laughed my balls off.  You have to see my buddy get all fired up about it to.  This guy is a cooperate lawyer.  He can get attractive women, he just loves to go hoggin.  Claims fat bitches have to fuck likes its life or death to compete.



Haha,years ago my friends would have a pig roast every year.well at one of the parties I took home a ...ahem..larger girl.not ugly just big.for months afterwords we use to joke I took home the pig from the pig roast :D a few weeks later I was out bar hopping and saw her.she pointed me out to her friends and was trying to get my attention.I just played it off and ignored her.




...about a year later I was watching the local news.who do you think was doing the weather.yep,her.she had lost all of her weight dyed her hair blond and was looking smokin hot :-\
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: grab an umbrella on February 25, 2009, 07:34:21 AM


Haha,years ago my friends would have a pig roast every year.well at one of the parties I took home a ...ahem..larger girl.not ugly just big.for months afterwords we use to joke I took home the pig from the pig roast :D a few weeks later I was out bar hopping and saw her.she was pointed me out to her friends and was trying to get my attention.I just played it off and ignored her.




...about a year later I was watching the local news.who do you think was doing the weather.yep,her.she had lost all of her weight dyed her hair blond and was looking smokin hot :-\

My best friends dad in high school told me to be nice to the ugly chics...I'm still waiting for it to pay off.  Sounds like you missed out...
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: CalvinH on February 25, 2009, 07:39:20 AM
My best friends dad in high school told me to be nice to the ugly chics...I'm still waiting for it to pay off.  Sounds like you missed out...



Haha,shit happens. :)
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: wes mantooth on February 25, 2009, 07:46:56 AM
My best friends dad in high school told me to be nice to the ugly chics...I'm still waiting for it to pay off. 

fat girls have pretty friends.
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: body88 on February 25, 2009, 07:49:46 AM
You have clearly never been "hoggin".  Your buddy is absolutely correct.  Most of the attractive women I have fucked have been mediocre in bed.  On the other hand, the thicker girls I have fucked have gone crazy on my dick.  It's amazing what a little low self esteem will do to make a girl suck a dick.

Can't say that I have.....but you (just like my buddy) swear by the hogs, eh?
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: body88 on February 25, 2009, 07:52:13 AM


Haha,years ago my friends would have a pig roast every year.well at one of the parties I took home a ...ahem..larger girl.not ugly just big.for months afterwords we use to joke I took home the pig from the pig roast :D a few weeks later I was out bar hopping and saw her.she pointed me out to her friends and was trying to get my attention.I just played it off and ignored her.




...about a year later I was watching the local news.who do you think was doing the weather.yep,her.she had lost all of her weight dyed her hair blond and was looking smokin hot :-\

Nice!  There are always those women that you know are diamonds in the rough.  If you got with them and helped them to hit the gym, they would turn out amazing.  Thankfully my lady is hot, but when she gets old, I might be forced to go hogging!
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: grab an umbrella on February 25, 2009, 08:10:08 AM
Can't say that I have.....but you (just like my buddy) swear by the hogs, eh?

I'm not going to say that I swear by them.  I def. understand why a guy would go after them.  I like women of all shapes, sometimes I like a really freaky girl so I find a fat one.
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: Tapeworm on February 25, 2009, 09:06:11 AM
Nice!  There are always those women that you know are diamonds in the rough.  If you got with them and helped them to hit the gym, they would turn out amazing.  Thankfully my lady is hot, but when she gets old, I might be forced to go hogging!

Big gamble there 88.  A physique often reflects what's going on inside.  People who let themselves go enough to get really out of shape frequently have deeper issues imo. 

Of course 'round here we have issues that lead us in the opposite direction, but at least we get to look good while being crazy.
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 25, 2009, 09:10:21 AM


Haha,years ago my friends would have a pig roast every year.well at one of the parties I took home a ...ahem..larger girl.not ugly just big.for months afterwords we use to joke I took home the pig from the pig roast :D a few weeks later I was out bar hopping and saw her.she pointed me out to her friends and was trying to get my attention.I just played it off and ignored her.




...about a year later I was watching the local news.who do you think was doing the weather.yep,her.she had lost all of her weight dyed her hair blond and was looking smokin hot :-\


haha, I can imagine Calvin trying to ignore her....

Hey, you won either way.  Now you can tell people you hit the local weather girl who they see as hot....don't volunteer the weight loss info.  8)
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: calfzilla on February 25, 2009, 09:57:04 AM
Today, i was doing cardio at the gym. I was watching Saw 5 on my iphone, and this annoying fat lady give me a dirty look. WTF? I know the movie sucks but it isn't porn, and the screen is 3.5 inches. I don't even know how she could see the screen unless she was trying too. :-\ anyway, has this shit happen to anybody.
Don't you know that is the sign for meet me in the women's locker room after my workout, spread my cheeks and have your way with me.  I will pretend to resist and fight like I don't want it but I actually do so don't stop no matter what? 
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: chainsaw on February 25, 2009, 10:31:51 AM
Today, i was doing cardio at the gym. I was watching Saw 5 on my iphone, and this annoying fat lady give me a dirty look. WTF? I know the movie sucks but it isn't porn, and the screen is 3.5 inches. I don't even know how she could see the screen unless she was trying too. :-\ anyway, has this shit happen to anybody.


I think she likes you.  Women are psycho like that.
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: johnnynoname on February 25, 2009, 11:31:02 AM
Today, i was doing cardio at the gym. I was watching Saw 5 on my iphone, and this annoying fat lady give me a dirty look. WTF? I know the movie sucks but it isn't porn, and the screen is 3.5 inches. I don't even know how she could see the screen unless she was trying too. :-\ anyway, has this shit happen to anybody.

she was annoyed because that woman was really Donnie Wahlberg's mother
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: HTexan on February 25, 2009, 01:38:02 PM

I think she likes you.  Women are psycho like that.
i should start drinking before i hit the gym ;D
Title: Re: annoying lady at gym.
Post by: chainsaw on February 25, 2009, 06:14:25 PM
i should start drinking before i hit the gym ;D

Hahahahaah,
I would do that at the pit in venice at the sidewalk cafe.
I think arnold did that too.