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Title: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 04, 2009, 06:32:54 AM: The actual words of the big man, with a little artistic input. Sorry Keith, the guy playing you was the best I could do...

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090304092757258

all in good fun, man. ;D
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: tendonitis on March 04, 2009, 06:36:45 AM: HAHA freaking hilarious!!

the Jonesy line gets me every time
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Post by: mass 04 on March 04, 2009, 06:37:12 AM: ;D
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Post by: kiwiol on March 04, 2009, 07:04:41 AM: Hahahaha! Onlyme is so fat that when the tailor asked him for his waist size, he replied "Equator"!
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 04, 2009, 07:07:28 AM: Quote from: kiwiol on March 04, 2009, 07:04:41 AM
Hahahaha! Onlyme is so fat that when the tailor asked him for his waist size, he replied "Equator"!

Onlyme is so fat you have to take three busses and a train to get on his good side.
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: CalvinH on March 04, 2009, 07:10:05 AM: Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 04, 2009, 07:07:28 AM

Onlyme is so fat you have to take three busses and a train to get on his good side.

;D
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 04, 2009, 07:11:02 AM: Om my god that was hilarious ROFL!!! ;D
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: mass 04 on March 04, 2009, 07:12:00 AM: Keith is so fat, he sat in a monster truck and made it a lowrider.
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: spinnis on March 04, 2009, 07:13:03 AM: Quote from: mass 04 on March 04, 2009, 07:12:00 AM
Keith is so fat, he sat in a monster truck and made it a lowrider.

hahahahahahaha ;D ;D
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: ironneck on March 04, 2009, 07:14:57 AM: keith is soooo fat, once he got hit by a bus and he asked:"who threw the stone at me?"
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 04, 2009, 07:35:56 AM: somebody really needs to make a video where bigbobs and Nasser talk to each other ;D
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: BIG_STI on March 04, 2009, 07:40:15 AM: Good stuff
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: onlyme on March 04, 2009, 10:16:46 AM: Jeez I was expecting something really funny. Get another up and hurry
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 04, 2009, 10:18:49 AM: Onlyme is so fat he made a small fortune selling his belt buckle on the scrap steel market.
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 04, 2009, 10:20:59 AM: Onlyme is so fat the bread crumbs that roll down his belly while eating fall into a truck and are sold to the Kings Hawaiian Bread Factory.

(http://madehealthier.com/images/2008/kings-sweet-bread.jpg)
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: ironneck on March 04, 2009, 10:23:07 AM: onlyme is sooo fat, he has dollars in one pocket and euros in the other pocket
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 04, 2009, 10:24:32 AM: Onlyme is so fat that convicts trying to escape Dog the Bounty Hunter hide in his nether region.
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: ironneck on March 04, 2009, 10:25:50 AM: onlyme is so fat,he lives in 9 timezones
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: ironneck on March 04, 2009, 10:32:32 AM: onlyme is so fat,everytime he walks in the desert he finds oil
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 04, 2009, 10:33:41 AM: Quote from: onlyme on March 04, 2009, 10:16:46 AM
Jeez I was expecting something really funny. Get another up and hurry

But Keef, that is the rub. Those are you exact words pulled from posts. you don't see them as funny....but everybody else does.
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: ironneck on March 04, 2009, 10:36:15 AM: Quote from: The Showstoppa on March 04, 2009, 10:33:41 AM
But Keef, that is the rub. Those are you exact words pulled from posts. you don't see them as funny....but everybody else does.

are you trying to say that keith is so fat he played the iceberg in titanic?
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: onlyme on March 04, 2009, 01:01:01 PM: Quote from: The Showstoppa on March 04, 2009, 10:33:41 AM
But Keef, that is the rub. Those are you exact words pulled from posts. you don't see them as funny....but everybody else does.

Well I still expected more.
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: TechnoViking on March 04, 2009, 01:08:12 PM: LOL...
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: Mars on March 04, 2009, 01:09:50 PM: keith is so fat he turned skinny again.
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Post by: FullROM on March 04, 2009, 01:19:34 PM: lol
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: trustnoone on March 04, 2009, 01:39:33 PM: Quote from: onlyme on March 04, 2009, 01:01:01 PM
Well I still expected more.
Well show us how it's done, slim.
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: onlyme on March 04, 2009, 01:51:55 PM: Quote from: trustnoone on March 04, 2009, 01:39:33 PM
Well show us how it's done, slim.

hey gimmick you haven't earned the right to speak yet. shut your piehole
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: Big Mark C on March 04, 2009, 01:53:10 PM: Quote from: The Showstoppa on March 04, 2009, 06:32:54 AM
The actual words of the big man, with a little artistic input. Sorry Keith, the guy playing you was the best I could do...

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090304092757258

all in good fun, man. ;D

youve been quite the litte posting machine lately youre starting to nip at chaos' heels and his 60 posts a night :-X
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 04, 2009, 01:54:47 PM: Quote from: Big Mark C on March 04, 2009, 01:53:10 PM
youve been quite the litte posting machine lately youre starting to nip at chaos' heels and his 60 posts a night :-X

Well, I only post under one account, so it kinda differs from your "style." ;D
Title: Onlyme docu drama
Post by: mass 04 on March 04, 2009, 01:54:55 PM: http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090304165039546 (http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090304165039546)
Title: Re: Onlyme docu drama
Post by: CAPTAIN INSANO on March 04, 2009, 01:56:41 PM: ;D
Title: Re: Onlyme docu drama
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 04, 2009, 01:57:00 PM: haha, mass. good stuff.
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: trustnoone on March 04, 2009, 01:57:51 PM: Quote from: onlyme on March 04, 2009, 01:51:55 PM
hey gimmick you haven't earned the right to speak yet. shut your piehole
another lame response by the lazy, depressed, dirty nails, tuba lard, has been. ::)

You do know the lowest form of conversation is talking about past 8)
Title: Re: Onlyme docu drama
Post by: trustnoone on March 04, 2009, 02:08:50 PM: ;D
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: onlyme on March 04, 2009, 02:10:47 PM: Quote from: trustnoone on March 04, 2009, 01:57:51 PM
another lame response by the lazy, depressed, dirty nails, tuba lard, has been. ::)

You do know the lowest form of conversation is talking about past 8)

Hahahahaha okay Danielpussyson. You are easier to read than a Dr. Suess book. I hit a nerve didn't I. You are a pathetic little boy. Face it I am out of your league. You will never fit in.
Title: Re: Onlyme docu drama
Post by: spinnis on March 04, 2009, 02:11:06 PM: the "Do I smell pizza" part was funny haha
Title: Re: Onlyme docu drama
Post by: onlyme on March 04, 2009, 02:12:14 PM: See now that one was funny. Good job.
Title: Re: Onlyme docu drama
Post by: mass 04 on March 04, 2009, 02:14:08 PM: Quote from: onlyme on March 04, 2009, 02:12:14 PM
See now that one was funny. Good job.
LOL. It's all in fun man.
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: trustnoone on March 04, 2009, 02:15:09 PM: Quote from: onlyme on March 04, 2009, 02:10:47 PM
Hahahahaha okay Danielpussyson. You are easier to read than a Dr. Suess book. I hit a nerve didn't I. You are a pathetic little boy. Face it I am out of your league. You will never fit in.
Serious question.

when was the last time you got laid?

I guess i would be a depressed miserable mess to, if i didn't get any pussy in the last 15 years, also.
Title: Re: Onlyme docu drama
Post by: spinnis on March 04, 2009, 02:15:09 PM: Quote from: mass 04 on March 04, 2009, 02:14:08 PM
LOL. It's all in fun man.

change Both of their voices next time, and a bit more angles :)
Title: Re: Onlyme docu drama
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 04, 2009, 02:18:48 PM: http://http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090304171332123
Title: Re: Onlyme docu drama
Post by: spinnis on March 04, 2009, 02:20:18 PM: Quote from: Groink on March 04, 2009, 02:18:48 PM
http://http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090304171332123

you had me laughing when I saw their were on a tennis court ;D

the site is slow as fuck for me right now =(
Title: Re: Onlyme docu drama
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 04, 2009, 03:27:42 PM: Quote from: Swede! on March 04, 2009, 02:20:18 PM
you had me laughing when I saw their were on a tennis court ;D

the site is slow as fuck for me right now =(

It is slow. It looks kinda like a kids site. Can you imagine all the getbiggers over there with our dumb shit? hahahah
Title: Re: Onlyme docu drama
Post by: Stubborn on March 04, 2009, 04:13:56 PM: Quote from: Groink on March 04, 2009, 02:18:48 PM
http://http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090304171332123

Best one yet! ;D
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 04, 2009, 04:26:43 PM: Quote from: onlyme on March 04, 2009, 01:01:01 PM
Well I still expected more.

Keith only hangs with the rich and famous. He expected an A-list performance, SS.
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: kiwiol on March 04, 2009, 04:28:19 PM: Onlyme is so fat that for the costume party, he showed up as the planet Jupiter, life-size
Title: Re: Onlyme docu drama
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 04, 2009, 04:29:29 PM: Quote from: Groink on March 04, 2009, 02:18:48 PM
http://http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090304171332123

Awesome! ;D
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 04, 2009, 04:31:32 PM: Keith is so fat, when he jumped into the ocean in Santa Monica, he caused a tsunami in the Philipines.
Title: Re: Onlyme docu drama
Post by: onlyme on March 04, 2009, 05:08:48 PM: Quote from: Groink on March 04, 2009, 02:18:48 PM
http://http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090304171332123

Yes so far that one is the best
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: jr on March 05, 2009, 01:08:05 AM: http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090304075340826 (http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090304075340826)
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: gordiano on March 05, 2009, 01:11:48 AM: Quote from: jr on March 05, 2009, 01:08:05 AM
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090304075340826 (http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090304075340826)

Holy shit! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: kiwiol on March 05, 2009, 01:33:33 AM: Quote from: jr on March 05, 2009, 01:08:05 AM
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090304075340826 (http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090304075340826)

I hate clicking on these damn links, but damn! ROFL!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: nzmusclemonster on March 05, 2009, 01:38:55 AM: Quote from: jr on March 05, 2009, 01:08:05 AM
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090304075340826 (http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090304075340826)

Im in tears ;D ;D ;D ;D Best one yet!!!!!
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: danielson on March 05, 2009, 02:42:35 AM: Quote from: onlyme on March 04, 2009, 02:10:47 PM
Hahahahaha okay Danielpussyson. You are easier to read than a Dr. Suess book. I hit a nerve didn't I. You are a pathetic little boy. Face it I am out of your league. You will never fit in.

It's not my account fat man.
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: trustnoone on March 05, 2009, 05:05:41 PM: Quote from: danielson on March 05, 2009, 02:42:35 AM
It's not my account fat man.
Liar!
Title: Re: Onlyme docu drama
Post by: Lord Humungous on March 05, 2009, 05:11:35 PM: Quote from: Groink on March 04, 2009, 02:18:48 PM
http://http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090304171332123

hahaha thats some good shit!
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: The ChemistV2 on March 05, 2009, 05:22:21 PM: Ok, I think you'll all like this one. I call it, "The angry schmoe at muscle mansion".
http://www.xtranormal.com/xtranormal/episode.php?aid=130603&mid=20090305192039621
Title: Re: onlyme getbig docu-drama
Post by: TechnoViking on March 05, 2009, 05:26:30 PM: Quote from: The ChemistV2 on March 05, 2009, 05:22:21 PM
Ok, I think you'll all like this one. I call it, "The angry schmoe at muscle mansion".
http://www.xtranormal.com/xtranormal/episode.php?aid=130603&mid=20090305192039621
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Nicely played...LOL!!!