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Title: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 06, 2009, 02:19:39 PM
I'm losing fat, but I have not shit in two days.

How many pounds of it do you think an average person would build up in two days?

 ???
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: Kegdrainer on March 06, 2009, 02:21:00 PM
even people that are fasting will continue to drop deuces for days after they stop eating solid food.  Something must have you backed up. 

Eat more fiber or take a supplement.
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: CastIron on March 06, 2009, 02:28:36 PM
John Wayne died of colon cancer and it was said that he had POUNDS of crap stored in his intestines. Why he never got a colon cleansing. He told people that there would be no way he was having a tube go up his butt.
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 06, 2009, 02:30:23 PM
John Wayne died of colon cancer and it was said that he had POUNDS of crap stored in his intestines. Why he never got a colon cleansing. He told people that there would be no way he was having a tube go up his butt.

Hell yeah!  John Wayne was a real man.
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 06, 2009, 02:32:13 PM
Hell yeah!  John Wayne was a real man.

In that case I'm as manly as they come.

I'll let my colon and prostate blow up like a balloon before I let some homosexual Dr. stick anything up my ass.
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 06, 2009, 02:42:41 PM
In that case I'm as manly as they come.

I'll let my colon and prostate blow up like a balloon before I let some homosexual Dr. stick anything up my ass.

I'm sooo proud right now...that was spoken like a true getbigger.
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 06, 2009, 02:43:32 PM
I'm sooo proud right now...that was spoken like a true getbigger.

You guys are rubbing off on me in a positive way.
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: CastIron on March 06, 2009, 02:49:23 PM
(http://www.tbd.com/assets/images/articles/colonoscopy.jpg)

Look how far that tube goes up inside you lol :-\.
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: jtsunami on March 06, 2009, 02:50:01 PM
take a laxative
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 06, 2009, 02:51:07 PM
take a laxative

I'm going to, this is getting fcked up  :-X
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: DeketheCreep on March 06, 2009, 02:51:28 PM
i know a guy that does that shit,gettin a tube up his ass,fuck that no way  
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: CastIron on March 06, 2009, 02:55:25 PM
The truth is if it came to saving my life and seeing another workout at the gym. I would do it, but that would be the only situation. I would just need my girlfriend to hold my hand when it happens.
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: oldman on March 06, 2009, 02:57:36 PM
I'm losing fat, but I have not shit in two days.

How many pounds of it do you think an average person would build up in two days?

 ???

from the sounds of it, about 200lbs of poopy
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: Earl1972 on March 06, 2009, 02:57:41 PM
eat vegetables

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Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: Bobby on March 06, 2009, 02:58:12 PM
don't worry it's normal...you only eat half as much carbs as u usually do, so nr2 is gonna be less often.
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 06, 2009, 02:59:04 PM
don't worry it's normal...you only eat half as much carbs as u usually do, so nr2 is gonna be less often.

Answer I've been looking for!

Thank you my good man!
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: Earl1972 on March 06, 2009, 03:00:42 PM
you should shit every day no matter what fat loss diet you are on

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Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 06, 2009, 03:02:11 PM
you should shit every day no matter what fat loss diet you are on

E

It's strange, I eat lots of vegetables, drink lots of water and don't eat dairy or gluten.

 :(
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: The True Adonis on March 06, 2009, 03:02:30 PM
In that case I'm as manly as they come.

I'll let my colon and prostate blow up like a balloon before I let some homosexual Dr. stick anything up my ass.
What about a female?
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 06, 2009, 03:05:05 PM
It's strange, I eat lots of vegetables, drink lots of water and don't eat dairy or gluten.

 :(

Why in the world would you not eat gluten?
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 06, 2009, 03:07:22 PM
What about a female?

Allow a female to sodomize me?

Dunno, what's your opinion on the matter?  ???

In this scenario of yours would I be allowed to examine her first?  ???
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 06, 2009, 03:09:49 PM
Allow a female to sodomize me?

Dunno, what's your opinion on the matter?  ???

Easy RPF.  There once was a lad on her who delved into that question a little "too deeply"  He never recovered.  Can't remember his name, but everytime he posted anything, somone would drop his quote into the post.  You have been warned my friend.
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 06, 2009, 03:10:41 PM
Easy RPF.  There once was a lad on her who delved into that question a little "too deeply"  He never recovered.  Can't remember his name, but everytime he posted anything, somone would drop his quote into the post.  You have been warned my friend.

Oh hell, I remember that!!

The guy on the sex board... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Who was that?  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 06, 2009, 03:11:30 PM
What would the people I work with think of me if I left this page up and they read it all?  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: The True Adonis on March 06, 2009, 03:12:38 PM
Easy RPF.  There once was a lad on her who delved into that question a little "too deeply"  He never recovered.  Can't remember his name, but everytime he posted anything, somone would drop his quote into the post.  You have been warned my friend.
ROLFMAO.  UK Gold or something to that effect.  PIP-circa 2006/2007-Death by admittance of enjoying being throttled with a Strap On.
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: wes on March 06, 2009, 03:12:54 PM
Number 2? :(
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 06, 2009, 03:13:49 PM
ROLFMAO.  UK Gold or something to that effect.  PIP-circa 2006/2007-Death by admittance of enjoying being throttled with a Strap On.

hahah, yes TA, it was UK Gold. PIP for sure.
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: The True Adonis on March 06, 2009, 03:16:55 PM
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=80494.0


UK Gold`s Fort Sumter, his shot heard round the world, also his crossed Rubicon and his Waterloo.


Gone, but never forgotten.  Somewhere out there UK Gold is getting ass banged perhaps today, perhaps this week or perhaps this month.

May he be pounded in peace.
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 06, 2009, 03:17:08 PM
ROLFMAO.  UK Gold or something to that effect.  PIP-circa 2006/2007-Death by admittance of enjoying being throttled with a Strap On.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA  ;D
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 06, 2009, 03:18:17 PM
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=80494.0


UK Gold`s Fort Sumter, his shot heard round the world, also his crossed Rubicon and his Waterloo.


Gone, but never forgotten.  Somewhere out there UK Gold is getting ass banged perhaps today, perhaps this week or perhaps this month.

May he be pounded in peace.

ROFL.  A moment of silence for UK Gold.....
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: Bobby on March 06, 2009, 03:19:12 PM
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=80494.0


UK Gold`s Fort Sumter, his shot heard round the world, also his crossed Rubicon and his Waterloo.


Gone, but never forgotten.  Somewhere out there UK Gold is getting ass banged perhaps today, perhaps this week or perhaps this month.

May he be pounded in peace.

hahahahhahahaha ;D
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: 240 is Back on March 06, 2009, 03:22:59 PM
RPF,

Two large garden salads per day.  It works for toney freeman and it works for me.
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: kiwiol on March 06, 2009, 03:23:17 PM
UK Gold's legacy was destroyed and pushed to a distant second when Candidizzle made the whole "I take it up the butt cause it feels like a great deep tissue massage, except, it's inside your ass" post
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 06, 2009, 03:24:43 PM
UK Gold's legacy was destroyed and pushed to a distant second when Candidizzle made the whole "I take it up the butt cause it feels like a great deep tissue massage, except, it's inside your ass" post

Is the the tard that posts as "tbombz" now, kiwi?
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 06, 2009, 03:27:32 PM
RPF,

Two large garden salads per day.  It works for toney freeman and it works for me.

I'll do it, thank you very much!
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: The True Adonis on March 06, 2009, 03:28:49 PM
ROFL.  A moment of silence for UK Gold.....
Imagine the afterthoughts he had after he hit the Post Button.  He at first thought it might go over pretty well.  Then, his adulation quickly turned into regret.  Then he probably realized that Getbig doesn`t have a Delete Newly Created Thread Feature and just figured he would stick it out, grit his teeth and bear it as best and as long as he could perhaps somehow steering popular opinion to his favor in the future.

Fast forward to now. No visible meltdown, no evidence of a gimmick, no "Where are they Now" thread in his dedication, not even fair warning that he was leaving.  He just vanished. Gone for all time leaving nothing but echoes of the past with the only thing that remains-his strap on story and hundreds of posts trying to save face.  UK GOLD may now be silent, but his Legacy will always speak volumes.  
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: kiwiol on March 06, 2009, 03:30:43 PM
Is the the tard that posts as "tbombz" now, kiwi?

Haha that's the one. Here is the quote, BTW :-X

Quote
No one described what it feels like to receive anal.. and that is what he wanted to know..

For me, it always hurts right when it goes in. Does not feel pleasant at all. Sort of a deep stinging sensation. However, leave the cock in your ass, very shortly the pain goes away entirely. Once the pain leaves, then your partner can start to pump your ass. It feels like a great deep tissue massage, only its inside your ass.     for me it feels real good when it goes real deep.. like there is some kind of pleasure sensor at the bottom of my ass that emits the tingles when ever a cock comes close to hitting it. IT feels about the same whether your on your back or on your stomach, however there are some differences. on your back you can see your partner, which could be good or bad (attractive or unattractive?). On your stomach its more relaxing and you can just bite a pillow and let the good times roll.

Any other questions just shoot
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: The True Adonis on March 06, 2009, 03:36:01 PM
Haha that's the one. Here is the quote, BTW :-X

LOL. Did he really write that? ROFLMAO.
His family consists of Super Religious Conservatives.  He initially came on Getbig as Candizzle bashing Gays, spouting how Jesus was the only one and that George Bush was the best president in the history of the United States. Oh and that he was 265 lbs at 12 percent bodyfat.


That kid is a mess.
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: wes on March 06, 2009, 05:16:39 PM
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=80494.0


UK Gold`s Fort Sumter, his shot heard round the world, also his crossed Rubicon and his Waterloo.


Gone, but never forgotten.  Somewhere out there UK Gold is getting ass banged perhaps today, perhaps this week or perhaps this month.

May he be pounded in peace.
LOL  :)

Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: Saxon on March 07, 2009, 12:17:22 AM
I've just had my morning dump, weighed myself before and after and the difference was 2 1/4 pounds.   (had a piss as well) :D
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: The.Giant on March 07, 2009, 12:43:42 AM
RPF,

Two large garden salads per day.  It works for toney freeman and it works for me.

Pretty sure he gets colonics.

Anyways, fuck that noise. Just eat like 5 lbs of watermelon and let nature clean you out.
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on March 07, 2009, 03:48:17 AM
Try psyllium husk,its a fibre product and is very cheap and effective
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 07, 2009, 04:20:24 AM
GAY? ???
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 07, 2009, 05:12:09 AM
I've just had my morning dump, weighed myself before and after and the difference was 2 1/4 pounds.   (had a piss as well) :D

Impressive  ;D
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 07, 2009, 05:12:44 AM
Try psyllium husk,its a fibre product and is very cheap and effective

K thnx!
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: chaos on March 07, 2009, 05:22:10 AM
Oh hell, I remember that!!

The guy on the sex board... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Who was that?  ;D ;D ;D ;D
UKGold, posted about how he loved it when his GF fingered his ass while she blew him and was wanting her to use a strap-on.


He won't recover.
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 07, 2009, 07:43:55 AM
Update:

Ate a garden salad last night + Swiss Kriss + Vitamin C

I'm all better now.

 ;D
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: Brutal_1 on March 07, 2009, 08:18:15 AM
eat vegetables

E

x100
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: wavelength on March 07, 2009, 08:21:50 AM
I'm losing fat, but I have not shit in two days.

How many pounds of it do you think an average person would build up in two days?

 ???

tausend kilo!
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: calfzilla on March 07, 2009, 09:08:35 AM
Instead of a traditional laxative go to world market or an Asian grocery store and buy their dieter's tea.  Only drink one or two cups tho.  YOU DONT WANT TO DRINK 3!   :(   
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 07, 2009, 09:09:07 AM
Instead of a traditional laxative go to world market or an Asian grocery store and buy their dieter's tea.  Only drink one or two cups tho.  YOU DONT WANT TO DRINK 3!   :(   

OK cool, I'll check that stuff out later today. thanks!
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: Saxon on March 07, 2009, 09:31:35 AM
Impressive  ;D

I've had better  :D
Title: Re: Cutting / No Number 2?
Post by: 240 is Back on March 07, 2009, 09:33:50 AM
Pretty sure he gets colonics.

Yes, Toney also gets his tush sucked out.

2 garden salads per day is awesome.  Your appetite is thru the roof and you average about 60 seconds per bathroom trip.