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Title: RIHANNA NEEDS BRANCH TO ROCK HER WORLD!
Post by: jehwit on March 07, 2009, 10:39:28 AM
She needs to spend a weekend at the Motel 6 with Branch, and forget all about that little burnt up french fry chris brown.  The only beating she'll take there is when Branch smashes into her pussy with his Mighty Man-Cock.
Title: Re: RIHANNA NEEDS BRANCH TO ROCK HER WORLD!
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on March 07, 2009, 10:42:16 AM
Very poetic ...  ::)
Title: Re: RIHANNA NEEDS BRANCH TO ROCK HER WORLD!
Post by: jehwit on March 07, 2009, 10:43:21 AM
Very poetic ...  ::)

Thank you.
Title: Re: RIHANNA NEEDS BRANCH TO ROCK HER WORLD!
Post by: The True Adonis on March 07, 2009, 10:44:25 AM
Tell us about the time Branch Warren got his pick-up all muddy in the Texas wilderness and had to take  the clothes off in order to wipe down the truck in order to make it to the Truck and Tractor show on time.
Title: Re: RIHANNA NEEDS BRANCH TO ROCK HER WORLD!
Post by: jehwit on March 07, 2009, 10:46:37 AM
Tell us about the time Branch Warren got his pick-up all muddy in the Texas wilderness and had to take  the clothes off in order to wipe down the truck in order to make it to the Truck and Tractor show on time.

Excuse me, but I'm trying to help Rihanna get her head together.  Branch will open her swollen, blackened eyes to a New Reality.
Title: Re: RIHANNA NEEDS BRANCH TO ROCK HER WORLD!
Post by: polychronopolous on March 07, 2009, 10:50:38 AM
Tell us about the time Branch Warren got his pick-up all muddy in the Texas wilderness and had to take  the clothes off in order to wipe down the truck in order to make it to the Truck and Tractor show on time.

For a so-called intellectual you have God awful sentence structure.

Also, why would Branch be driving his pick-up truck all around the wilderness... minutes before a show?
Title: Re: RIHANNA NEEDS BRANCH TO ROCK HER WORLD!
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on March 07, 2009, 10:51:25 AM
For a so-called intellectual you have God awful sentence structure.

Also, why would Branch be driving his pick-up truck all around the wilderness... minutes before a show?


LOL !
Title: Re: RIHANNA NEEDS BRANCH TO ROCK HER WORLD!
Post by: jehwit on March 07, 2009, 10:56:54 AM
Edited for clarity and brevity:

Tell us about the time Branch Warren muddied his truck in the Texas wilderness, and used the very clothes off his back to wipe down the truck so he could arrive at Truck and Tractor Show on time.
Title: Re: RIHANNA NEEDS BRANCH TO ROCK HER WORLD!
Post by: The True Adonis on March 07, 2009, 02:45:02 PM
Edited for clarity and brevity:

Tell us about the time Branch Warren muddied his truck in the Texas wilderness, and used the very clothes off his back to wipe down the truck so he could arrive at Truck and Tractor Show on time.
"Used" implies that he could have wiped the muddy truck with the Napkins in the center console from Pete`s BBQ Pit instead of implying a position of circumstance where his clothes are the only article available, thus the homoerotic scenario suffers as the feeling of being cornered and constricted(which is a popular sentiment in homoerotic fiction) is less imperative.

I am assuming you have newly emerged from the closet. 
Title: Re: RIHANNA NEEDS BRANCH TO ROCK HER WORLD!
Post by: Quo on March 07, 2009, 02:53:19 PM
"Used" implies that he could have wiped the muddy truck with the Napkins in the center console from Pete`s BBQ Pit instead of implying a position of circumstance where his clothes are the only article available, thus the homoerotic scenario suffers as the feeling of being cornered and constricted(which is a popular sentiment in homoerotic fiction) is less imperative.

I am assuming you have newly emerged from the closet. 

Epic "trying too hard" to sound "witty".... ::)
Title: Re: RIHANNA NEEDS BRANCH TO ROCK HER WORLD!
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on March 07, 2009, 03:26:54 PM
Branch is an Alpha-male,hes cool,intelligant,successful and has muscles...oh and a hot wife
Title: Re: RIHANNA NEEDS BRANCH TO ROCK HER WORLD!
Post by: Hunter86 on March 07, 2009, 05:45:30 PM
Branch is an Alpha-male,hes cool,intelligant,successful and has muscles...oh and a hot wife

he fucks men
Title: Re: RIHANNA NEEDS BRANCH TO ROCK HER WORLD!
Post by: chaos on March 07, 2009, 05:59:04 PM
he fucks men
How do you know? :-X