Getbig.com: American Bodybuilding, Fitness and Figure

Getbig Main Boards => Politics and Political Issues Board => Topic started by: Hereford on March 10, 2009, 02:49:46 PM

Title: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: Hereford on March 10, 2009, 02:49:46 PM
So I just saw this deal on some dumbass nameless college website, thought it might be of interest here...

Since we are all headed for WW3, lets do a little bracket system (MM-format) with the big nation players. Complete with seeds and such!

1. USA - Always #1!
8. Italy - Only nation to lost to the French twice

3. UK - Go Limeys
6. Pakistan - Huge islamic military

2. Iran - Has nukes now. Has oil supplies too.
7. Israel - Are they really that good?

4. Ukraine - Has nukes, good sized military
5. India - Virtually unlimited manpower

1. China - Has millions of brainwashed fodder to use
8. France - Sacre Bleu!!!!

3. Germany - Perennial badasses of the world
6. Spain - not in a fight since 1930's

2. Russia - Always a heavy hitter, even with one gun for every two soldiers!
7. North Korea - Will kill you for a sandwich these days.

4. Canada - HH6 says their AF is top notch
5. Poland - Wants modern world military respect


Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: headhuntersix on March 11, 2009, 01:17:47 AM
Well the Italians will cave without a shot, they would rather screw and cook.
The Brits will turn evil if left to their own devices and get all British East India company on their asses
Israel will never loose to rags..never ever ever.
India...sorta of a toss-up...mainly russian junk against russian junk..being employed by mainly US trained forces.
China....really can't project power and the French can be ruthless...gotta go with numbers..China...with the Legion buthering millions before they go. France has nukes.
Spain and Germany...to former giants,  bitch slapping at each other and then sitting down to a good pilsner and talking about old times.
Russia except they'll actually waste time fighting instead of airdropping hamburgers and winning without a shot. It turns out that u can't fire an AK if u have a cheeseburger shoved down ur throat and one in each hand.
Poland...Canada's military numbers 60,000 and while good....I think the Poles are also good soldiers. Besides this would better settled on a Hockey rink.

Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: headhuntersix on March 11, 2009, 01:38:08 AM
Yeah but they have alot of throw away troops. Not everybody is trained the same. I wasn't including nukes and I think they should be thrown out of the discussion. They're kinda like steroids, the NCAA would ban anybody using nukes. The Indian army is very big but who knows.
Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 11, 2009, 02:56:32 AM
HAHA

Excellent thread!

What about The State of Florida Vs. Cuba.  ;D
Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: headhuntersix on March 11, 2009, 03:04:06 AM
Well...depends will 240 be airdropped in or hit the beaches.
Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 11, 2009, 03:05:10 AM
Well...depends will 240 be airdropped in or hit the beaches.

HAHA  ;D
Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: headhuntersix on March 11, 2009, 03:08:42 AM
Ok braketheads...we need the 2nd bracket.
Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 11, 2009, 03:11:16 AM
What about in a US civil war?

East Coast vs. West Coast?  ???
Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: headhuntersix on March 11, 2009, 03:17:27 AM
East Coast but that really depends...u have the 82nd Airborne, 2nd Mar Div and alot of navy...while on the West Coast u have the 11th ACR at FT Irwin, 1st Mar Div and elements of 2ID and Stryker Bdes at FT Lewis. U also have the sub bases up there. Thats not a complete list, but thats whats near the coasts....so along with them u have libs from cali fighting libs from New York and Conn. Then the gangs from each coast...forget it to hard to do.
Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 11, 2009, 03:20:48 AM
East Coast but that really depends...u have the 82nd Airborne, 2nd Mar Div and alot of navy...while on the West Coast u have the 11th ACR at FT Irwin, 1st Mar Div and elements of 2ID and Stryker Bdes at FT Lewis. U also have the sub bases up there. Thats not a complete list, but thats whats near the coasts....so along with them u have libs from cali fighting libs from New York and Conn. Then the gangs from each coast...forget it to hard to do.

HAHA interesting as hell.

You should write a book with all your military knowledge.
Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: headhuntersix on March 11, 2009, 03:27:52 AM
I'm sure u know alot about whatever it is u do bro. After 16 years of this crap it soaks in.
Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: Hereford on March 11, 2009, 12:12:07 PM
Brackets huh?

Well it appears this is it:

1. US - Shocked and Awed the Wops.
3. UK - Had a tough time w/o US tag-teaming in

7. Israel - I disagree, but Iran just might be mostly hype
5. India - Has the number game in play

1. China - Because MM thinks they are a 'modern military'
3. Germany - There's gotta be a little of the warrior mentality left

2. Russia - Unleashes the "Rusted Iron Storm"
4. Canada - Follows the US model

If someone knows how to make real brackets on here, go ahead.

Better yet, lets make a state-bracket form!

Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on March 11, 2009, 01:03:39 PM
Trust me if it came down to east coast vs. west coast LOL the west coast would fucking demolish the east coast.  There is way more armed citizens in Colorado, California, Utah, Montana, Oklahoma, Texas etc.  Plus there is a ton of open space from Montana to CA to Colorado.  Lots of backcountry, mountains, deserts, etc.  Wouldn't even be a fighting chance in hell for the East Coast. 
Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: Fury on March 11, 2009, 01:09:30 PM
Trust me if it came down to east coast vs. west coast LOL the west coast would fucking demolish the east coast.  There is way more armed citizens in Colorado, California, Utah, Montana, Oklahoma, Texas etc.  Plus there is a ton of open space from Montana to CA to Colorado.  Lots of backcountry, mountains, deserts, etc.  Wouldn't even be a fighting chance in hell for the East Coast. 

Horseshit. All the east has to do is round up all the thugs in the major cities like NYC and what not and we got you pacifist, west coast pussies dead to rights. Thug life!!!!

Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: Fury on March 11, 2009, 01:11:32 PM
We also have 240 on the east coast. He's the rootinest, tootinest, baddest sonuvabitch gun-toting, shoot first ask questions later bastard this side of the Mississippi.

240 > West Coast
Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on March 11, 2009, 01:14:19 PM
Horseshit. All the east has to do is round up all the thugs in the major cities like NYC and what not and we got you pacifist, west coast pussies dead to rights. Thug life!!!!



Please........... those same thugs would rob each other and turn their guns on one another for food.  Whatcha gonna eat out there on the East coast?  Most of the cattle and agriculture is located west of the MS river!!!!!!!!!!!!  Like I said there is MUCH MORE open space and backcountry for people to hunt out here.  You guys wouldn't make it past the rocky mountains.  Black people don't like the cold weather either!  :)  
Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 11, 2009, 01:15:34 PM
We also have 240 on the east coast. He's the rootinest, tootinest, baddest sonuvabitch gun-toting, shoot first ask questions later bastard this side of the Mississippi.

240 > West Coast

Agree
Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: tonymctones on March 11, 2009, 01:16:20 PM
hahaha great thread...why does Texas get lumped into the west? no complaining just asking...Texas has Mexican mafia connections as well.
Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on March 11, 2009, 01:16:27 PM
Oh and one other thing "west coast doesn't mean California.  It means ATLEAST Colorado westward.  But I think if you want to make it actual west coast vs. east coast i.e. the actual coastal states we'd still slaughter you guys!  :)  OR, AK, CA, WA????????????LMAO!  
Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on March 11, 2009, 01:17:29 PM
hahaha great thread...why does Texas get lumped into the west? no complaining just asking...Texas has Mexican mafia connections as well.

Thats what Im trying to understand.  Do we mean actual west coast vs. east coast or West vs. East?  Or west of the MS river and east of the MS river?  Either way East coast is screwed! :) One major snowstorm and you guys are shutdown LOL. 
Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: headhuntersix on March 11, 2009, 02:07:38 PM
That needs to be cleared up because I didn't lump in the middle states to either side. If Texas goes with the West, then u have a ton of military bases....
Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 11, 2009, 02:16:16 PM
That needs to be cleared up because I didn't lump in the middle states to either side. If Texas goes with the West, then u have a ton of military bases....

Could we say all states east and west of the Mississippi?  8)

We got the gold depository at Fort Knox, does that factor in?  ???
Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: 2ND COMING on March 11, 2009, 02:21:48 PM
the west coast has all the secret military tech just waiting to fuck shit up. the east has the cia lol
Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: Hereford on March 11, 2009, 02:23:11 PM
The division is at the Mississippi river.

Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on March 11, 2009, 03:20:18 PM
The division is at the Mississippi river.



 ::)  There is no way in hell than the East Coast would stand a chance.  Think about it!  East of the MS?  Shit bro you've got Tx, Co, Montana, Washington, Oklahoma, Idaho, Utah.  I almost feel sorry for you guys so maybe we atleast give you Missouri, WI, IA, AR, ?  LOL. 
Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: Option D on March 11, 2009, 03:49:43 PM
Brackets huh?

Well it appears this is it:

1. US - Shocked and Awed the Wops.
3. UK - Had a tough time w/o US tag-teaming in

7. Israel - I disagree, but Iran just might be mostly hype
5. India - Has the number game in play

1. China - Because MM thinks they are a 'modern military'
3. Germany - There's gotta be a little of the warrior mentality left

2. Russia - Unleashes the "Rusted Iron Storm"
4. Canada - Follows the US model

If someone knows how to make real brackets on here, go ahead.

Better yet, lets make a state-bracket form!



Im saying that US is gonna go 1776 on those Brits.  US Wins

Israel Beats India on technology and money            Israel wins

China Beats Germany in a dog fight                        China wins
 
Russia beats the ever loving shit out of canada         Russia wins
Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: tonymctones on March 11, 2009, 03:50:45 PM
SOMEONE DO A STATE BRACKET
Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on March 11, 2009, 03:52:55 PM
SOMEONE DO A STATE BRACKET

How about California vs. New York for starters? 

Florida vs. Oregon? 

Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: Hereford on March 11, 2009, 04:19:11 PM
How about California vs. New York for starters? 

Florida vs. Oregon? 



Cali, fo sho. We got gangstas n shit.  Meet y'all in Kansas for the throw-down?

Oregon for #2. FL is all full of old people. OR'd just go on a hip-bustin' rampage...
Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: tonymctones on March 11, 2009, 04:31:05 PM
Cali, fo sho. We got gangstas n shit.  Meet y'all in Kansas for the throw-down?

Oregon for #2. FL is all full of old people. OR'd just go on a hip-bustin' rampage...
hahahaha

those are tough man I gotta buddy of mine who just moved to portland and he says its kinda trendy posers kinda weird shit dont know what the rest of oregon is like but if its like that they are fuked.

Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 11, 2009, 04:33:16 PM
What about Ohio Vs Kentucky?

We've got Wright-Pat, they've got Fort Knox... Ummm
Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on March 11, 2009, 04:34:49 PM
hahahaha

those are tough man I gotta buddy of mine who just moved to portland and he says its kinda trendy posers kinda weird shit dont know what the rest of oregon is like but if its like that they are fuked.



I have family in OR and trust me Portland in no way reflects the rest of the state.  That's like saying LA represents the rest of CA which is obviously far from the truth.  Most cities do not represent the greater state i.e. Denver in no way represents greater Colorado.  St. Louis without a DOUBT does not represent the rest of MO.  I think you'll find most states are more conservative than their corresponding big cities.  
Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: headhuntersix on March 12, 2009, 12:18:56 AM
What about Ohio Vs Kentucky?

We've got Wright-Pat, they've got Fort Knox... Ummm

Depends....they have a squadron of Apaches at Knox while Wright Patterson has tankers and hanger 18. I guess if they have aliens there then they can take on the M1's from knox.
Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: 240 is Back on March 12, 2009, 03:57:46 AM
Well...depends will 240 be airdropped in or hit the beaches.


If they're delivered, I'll smoke a few cubans, sure.
Title: Re: WWIII -- March Madness style
Post by: Hereford on March 12, 2009, 08:41:03 AM
hahahaha

those are tough man I gotta buddy of mine who just moved to portland and he says its kinda trendy posers kinda weird shit dont know what the rest of oregon is like but if its like that they are fuked.



I agree with MM, The rest of Oregon is nothing like Portland. Same thing for CO... Denver is its own little kingdom.