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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Tre on March 11, 2009, 10:33:59 AM
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I got pwnt GetBig-style by a girl in Columbus last weekend. I'm going to take a serious beating here. I expect it, want it, deserve it, need it. In my defense, though, she is the female Bob Sly.
Have fun:
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Did you fuck her?
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well in your defense, that's not exactly what most of us think of when you say "girl"
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Oh, she's definitely all woman...even if she did snatch my Man Card away.
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Kinda sexy in a way
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Did you fuck her?
he doesn't do that. he likes them to pose and crush grapes with their feet instead.
Tre, where was Riggs while you did this?
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well in your defense, that's not exactly what most of us think of when you say "girl"
HAHAHAHAHAHAH fucking post of the week
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he doesn't do that. he likes them to pose and crush grapes with their feet instead.
Tre, where was Riggs while you did this?
I also like for them to crush schmoes with their legs. :)
Riggs?
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I also like for them to crush schmoes with their legs. :)
Riggs?
Riggs, Martin. Your crazy but lovable partner ;D
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Riggs, Martin. Your crazy but lovable partner ;D
I flew solo this past weekend.
No way any of my wingmen would've put up with that shit! :D
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The black dude reminded me of Joel Stubbs.
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he doesn't do that. he likes them to pose and crush grapes with their feet instead.
Tre, where was Riggs while you did this?
lol... what is with all the fruit crushing these women do... that shit is just weird
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lol... what is with all the fruit crushing these women do... that shit is just weird
I used to think so, too...but then I witnessed it firsthand. Fuck me, that's some hot shit.
I still love the fruit *eating* clips the best, though. Peaches and strawberries are my personal favorites...I could watch my schmoehos eat that stuff all day.
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A fully grown african american man needing a spot with 60lb seated dumbell presses? Can you say, "shades of Goodrum?
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Black? are you ....black?
;D
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so what's the story, the girl out shoulder pressed Tre?
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I see the local drug dealer is doing well in that gym. :-\
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A fully grown african american man needing a spot with 60lb seated dumbell presses? Can you say, "shades of Goodrum?
Aw, damn!
I wanted to demonstrate what an untrained guy could do in competition vs a well-trained woman.
My first workout was January 25th, she's been training for about 5 years.
My goal is the 100s now. :)
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Just when I think I've seen and heard it all. :D
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Aw, damn!
I wanted to demonstrate what an untrained guy could do in competition vs a well-trained woman.
My first workout was January 25th, she's been training for about 5 years.
My goal is the 100s now. :)
how many did you get with the 60's?
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Black? are you ....black?
;D
It was tough to represent...her mind games were hard on a brotha! LOL
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so what's the story, the girl out shoulder pressed Tre?
Yeah, she told me what she was going to do, then she went out and did it.
There's more to the story, but as of right now, she's the one on top.
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Yeah, she told me what she was going to do, then she went out and did it.
There's more to the story, but as of right now, she's the one on top.
damn dude if you did the 60's what did she do?
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Just when I think I've seen and heard it all. :D
You know I'm all about the entertainment. :D
I never expected to have such an eager partner-in-crime, though. She is all about schmoe humiliation. LOL
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how many did you get with the 60's?
I got 8, but mine were ugly, whereas hers were perfect.
Without the spot, I get 3 or 4, but she barely needed a spot at all.
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I got 8, but mine were ugly, whereas hers were perfect.
Without the spot, I get 3 or 4, but she barely needed a spot at all.
oh ok i thought you were gonna say she got the 80's or 90's, hahahaha, still that's pretty damn good for a woman.
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That's not Danny Glover.
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You know I'm all about the entertainment. :D
I never expected to have such an eager partner-in-crime, though. She is all about schmoe humiliation. LOL
I'm a big fan of yours Tre. In fact I made this short film in your honor. Please tell me what you think.
http://www.xtranormal.com/xtranormal/episode.php?aid=130603&mid=20090305192039621
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damn dude if you did the 60's what did she do?
We worked up to the 75s, per her instructions.
She posted 6 reps with the 70s and then 3 with the 75s.
My attempts at 70 and 75 were actually better than that debacle with the 60s.
I was blown away when she did the 60s and was stunned into silence when she pressed the 70s. That shit was unreal.
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oh ok i thought you were gonna say she got the 80's or 90's, hahahaha, still that's pretty damn good for a woman.
I think I saw her with the 70's! In my place, a few guys lift that kind of weight. A girl!? I don't think I've seen one that doesn't use the rubber weights in the bucket. Unreal! :o
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oh ok i thought you were gonna say she got the 80's or 90's, hahahaha, still that's pretty damn good for a woman.
no, thats Amazing for a woman.
tre, bluestars?
any comp photos?
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I think I saw her with the 70's! In my place, a few guys lift that kind of weight. A girl!? I don't think I've seen one that doesn't use the rubber weights in the bucket. Unreal! :o
70's are nothing for a guy but for a woman that's serious weight, women just don't have the type of upper body strength men do and that makes it unusual.
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I think I saw her with the 70's! In my place, a few guys lift that kind of weight. A girl!? I don't think I've seen one that doesn't use the rubber weights in the bucket. Unreal! :o
Yeah, I think she said she has noticed that in her home gym, too...that most of the guys don't work up that high.
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no, thats Amazing for a woman.
tre, bluestars?
any comp photos?
Just those silly schmoe videos. :)
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Thats not a young "Grady" from Sanford and Son
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Tre's bla...errrr...African American?! :o
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did anybody see this Horrible sign at the Arnold Expo?... >:(
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Tre's bla...errrr...African American?! :o
Goddamn, your avatar is BAD. ASS!!!
With all the trash I talk, how could you not know I was black?? ;D
But yes, I was born black, I've lived black, and I's gon' die black.
Now I just need to work on getting my Man Card back...
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Here's the abridged version without all the commentary:
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Goddamn, your avatar is BAD. ASS!!!
With all the trash I talk, how could you not know I was black?? ;D
But yes, I was born black, I've lived black, and I's gon' die black.
Now I just need to work on getting my Man Card back...
This is true. LOL
For some reason I pictured you as a cracker with glasses. :D
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This is true. LOL
For some reason I pictured you as a cracker with glasses. :D
With those pathetic lift attempts of mine, I've got the 'pencil-necked geek' role down perfectly. I'm not saying it was a mistake to accept her challenge, but I was way out of my league that day.
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I'm a big fan of yours Tre. In fact I made this short film in your honor. Please tell me what you think.
http://www.xtranormal.com/xtranormal/episode.php?aid=130603&mid=20090305192039621
LOL!!
*instant classic*
Easily one of the best short films in schmoe history. Well done, and thanks!!
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BADGER ROCKS. She just pwned me with those weights too. Love her.
You did good trying to keep up with her Tre, but you got schmowned. ;D :-*
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BADGER ROCKS. She just pwned me with those weights too. Love her.
You did good trying to keep up with her Tre, but you got schmowned. ;D :-*
LOL @ schmowned!!
Yeah, I was surprised I even showed up at all, but my competitive nature wouldn't allow me to back down from any challenge...which is what she was counting on. lol
But even though I was there in the gym, it's not like I was there in the contest...I was clearly outmatched.
The real bummer is that I wasn't able to get my revenge on the back workout challenge...I was so looking forward to burying her on that, but as it stands, she was able to leave Columbus with a 3-2 overall lead and it'll be several months before we can finish it. Damn arm. >:(
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LOL @ schmowned!!
Yeah, I was surprised I even showed up at all, but my competitive nature wouldn't allow me to back down from any challenge...which is what she was counting on. lol
But even though I was there in the gym, it's not like I was there in the contest...I was clearly outmatched.
The real bummer is that I wasn't able to get my revenge on the back workout challenge...I was so looking forward to burying her on that, but as it stands, she was able to leave Columbus with a 3-2 overall lead and it'll be several months before we can finish it. Damn arm. >:(
hahahhaa badger is too funny. I can't believe she broke her arm though. :o
Was that during some sort of showdown, or just fooling around? I hope she can still compete this year!!
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hahahhaa badger is too funny. I can't believe she broke her arm though. :o
Was that during some sort of showdown, or just fooling around? I hope she can still compete this year!!
You might say that she was showing off, but truthfully, I was egging her on, too. I thought she could lift it and at worst, figured she might strain her back or something. If I'd had any idea that a broken arm might result, I would've tackled her before she even attempted it (which would've pissed her off, too).
It was her decision to attempt the lift (the atlas stone at an expo booth), but we both should've been smarter about it, knowing we still had a workout to complete.
Her arm may have been busted up, but it certainly didn't affect her mouth. lol
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Thats not bernard hopkins.
(http://www.canadastarboxing.com/images/fighters/bernard-hopkins-0510-01.jpg)
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That little dude *might* get the 45s up. lol
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That little dude *might* get the 45s up. lol
Maybe. But he'd hit you so hard that your head would spin around on your neck like Daffy Duck's. ;D
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Maybe. But he'd hit you so hard that your head would spin around on your neck like Daffy Duck's. ;D
Yes, but I think the Badger could actually do some damage to his ass. That girl can f'n *hit*. (our rules didn't allow any head shots)
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Hillarious thread. I think you need more competitions like this and post em.
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Hilarious thread. I think you need more competitions like this and post em.
:)
We only boxed once, but I didn't allow it to be filmed, because I thought I might be too focused on the camera, which might result in one of us getting hurt.
We've actually had 5 lifting competitions now - chest, triceps, biceps, legs, and shoulders - and she's got a 3-2 lead. Prior to this one, we filmed the chest and tricep workouts, but weren't allowed to film biceps and legs. For as bad as this one was, the leg and tricep workouts were even worse for me. How I survived the leg workout, I'll never know.
Not sure whether I mentioned it already, but on all the schmoe forums, for years, guys have been asking what an untrained male could do in competition vs a female bodybuilder. So, we decided to answer the question...and it wasn't pretty. lol
All that said, Badgergrl is definitely the coolest schmoeho I've ever met. She's been a great sport.
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Well congratulations on actually starting to lift weights after all these years, Tre. I can never understand dudes who follow the sport but never even set foot in a gym, much less lift a weight.
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Well congratulations on actually starting to lift weights after all these years, Tre. I can never understand dudes who follow the sport but never even set foot in a gym, much less lift a weight.
and especially not getting owned by a bunch of whores on the size and strength department. tre is quite the girly man.
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and especially not getting owned by a bunch of whores on the size and strength department. tre is quite the girly man.
Meh. I don't know that I'd call him a "girly man," since he probably bangs more coochie than you do. :D The man just doesn't like to lift yet enjoys the bodybuilding scene, which to me is rather weird.
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are you disrespecting me blanco?
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are you disrespecting me blanco?
This blanco kid has a mouth on him.....just say the word Mars.....just say the word...
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Jesus.
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This blanco kid has a mouth on him.....just say the word Mars.....just say the word...
Like your bitch ass is gonna step up. You ain't doing SHIT. ::)
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dont worry showstoppa, i will keep an eye on him.
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dont worry showstoppa, i will keep an eye on him.
LOL ::)
Just like I thought...whiny little bitch.
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Well congratulations on actually starting to lift weights after all these years, Tre. I can never understand dudes who follow the sport but never even set foot in a gym, much less lift a weight.
Thanks, man.
I've got a LOT of work to do, but I guess all that I needed was the proper motivation....and now I am motivated to KICK. HER. ASS. :D
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and especially not getting owned by a bunch of whores on the size and strength department. tre is quite the girly man.
But now, the question has been answered. Untrained schmoes worldwide now know how they would measure up against a female bodybuilder.
I got beat, true, but I'm handling it. :)
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Meh. I don't know that I'd call him a "girly man," since he probably bangs more coochie than you do. :D The man just doesn't like to lift yet enjoys the bodybuilding scene, which to me is rather weird.
I never boast, but I do a'ight. ;)
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Please, on those shoulder presses with 50lbs. she is doing half reps. I use 60lbs when I do shoulder presses but if I did it like her I would use over 100lbs dumbbells.
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Please, on those shoulder presses with 50lbs. she is doing half reps. I use 60lbs when I do shoulder presses but if I did it like her I would use over 100lbs dumbbells.
But did you see what she did with the 60s? Fast forward to 3:24. It's an incredible lift, even if you're not a schmoe.
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I never boast, but I do a'ight. ;)
LOL. Tre 'speaking Negro'. Eddie on Letterman? Too obscure? ;D
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Just one of my many talents. ;)
And that white girl said I had no street cred...
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But did I ever really have a chance against this?
(http://femflex.guy/badgersly.jpg)