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Title: Kind of drunk, may be a retell(boner pill side effect)
Post by: danielson on March 13, 2009, 06:29:07 PM
Two weekends ago I had met this whore on a Wednesday or Thursday. Wanted to fuck her real bad, but it took me a few days. So Saturday night I had to run home before I went over there and wasn't sure what to take, a Cialis or Levitra? All I know is I was fucked up and wanted to impress. So I took them both. Sex was great, blah, blah. That's not the story though. The next day I got trapped on the shoulder press machine. Those fkn pills work 36 hours and some hot bitch in white shorts and a pink thong kept bending over in front of me. So there I am with a hard on with track pants on and not a thing I could do about it, I could have hammered a nail with this thing, I had no control whatsoever. It was 6:20 and the gym closed at 7:00. I thought I was going to be fucked. I wound up doing about 35 sets of I think 1 plate and tried to think about baseball and sick shit in general. At 6:45 the blood went away just enough for me to sneak out the door. True story.
Title: Re: Kind of drunk, may be a retell
Post by: CalvinH on March 13, 2009, 06:30:52 PM
Quote from: danielson on March 13, 2009, 06:29:07 PM
Two weekends ago I had met this whore on a Wednesday or Thursday. Wanted to fuck her real bad, but it took me a few days. So Saturday night I had to run home before I went over there and wasn't sure what to take, a Cialis or Levitra? All I know is I was fucked up and wanted to impress. So I took them both. Sex was great, blah, blah. That's not the story though. The next day I got trapped on the shoulder press machine. Those fkn pills work 36 hours and some hot bitch in white shorts and a pink thong kept bending over in front of me. So there I am with a hard on with track pants on and not a thing I could do about it, I could have hammered a nail with this thing, I had no control whatsoever. It was 6:20 and the gym closed at 7:00. I thought I was going to be fucked. I wound up doing about 35 sets of I think 1 plate and tried to think about baseball and sick shit in general. At 6:45 the blood went away just enough for me to sneak out the door. True story.



Just think of medford next time :-X
Title: Re: Kind of drunk, may be a retell
Post by: chaos on March 13, 2009, 06:52:30 PM
Quote from: CalvinH on March 13, 2009, 06:30:52 PM


Just think of medford next time :-X
Or any one of the numerous shemen that call themselves female bodybuilders.
Title: Re: Kind of drunk, may be a retell(boner pill side effect)
Post by: kiwiol on March 13, 2009, 09:55:52 PM
Quote from: danielson on March 13, 2009, 06:29:07 PM
I wound up doing about 35 sets of I think 1 plate and tried to think about baseball and sick shit in general. At 6:45 the blood went away just enough for me to sneak out the door.

LMFAO!
Title: Re: Kind of drunk, may be a retell(boner pill side effect)
Post by: nzmusclemonster on March 14, 2009, 01:32:43 AM
Floppy penis > danielson
Title: Re: Kind of drunk, may be a retell(boner pill side effect)
Post by: danielson on March 14, 2009, 05:45:02 AM
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on March 14, 2009, 01:32:43 AM
Floppy penis > danielson

Not on the shoulder machine!