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Title: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 14, 2009, 08:31:36 AM: What do you do when you pass a woman on the street? Nod? Say "Hi"? Wink? (lol) ;D

Seriously, what's a good way to greet a lady you don't know? ???

I usually nod my head back or say "Heyy" in a Matthew Mcconaughey voice.
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: Awesomo on March 14, 2009, 08:32:06 AM: I rape her
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Post by: QuakerOats on March 14, 2009, 08:33:37 AM: follow this guy to the letter. :D
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: calfzilla on March 14, 2009, 08:34:03 AM: Extend my penis and allow her to shake it.
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: getbig105 on March 14, 2009, 08:36:51 AM: do front double biceps ;D
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 14, 2009, 08:37:24 AM: Quote from: calfzilla on March 14, 2009, 08:34:03 AM
Extend my penis and allow her to shake it.

HAHAHAHAH

"nice to meet you"
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: Sam on March 14, 2009, 08:37:47 AM: Quote from: getbig105 on March 14, 2009, 08:36:51 AM
do front double biceps ;D

HAHAHAHA :D
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: madmax on March 14, 2009, 08:38:17 AM: Quote from: Awesomo on March 14, 2009, 08:32:06 AM
I rape her

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 14, 2009, 08:38:33 AM: you simply say to her: "I am not wearing underpants"

or another classic line:

"I have a ripped, vascular penis."
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: mossel on March 14, 2009, 08:40:18 AM: nothing hefty... just turn around... bend over... fart...
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: w8m8 on March 14, 2009, 08:40:39 AM: Quote from: RonPaulFan on March 14, 2009, 08:31:36 AM
What do you do when you pass a woman on the street? Nod? Say "Hi"? Wink? (lol) ;D

Seriously, what's a good way to greet a lady you don't know? ???

I usually nod my head back or say "Heyy" in a Matthew Mcconaughey voice.

lol

seriously .. make eye contact > nod > smile nicely > say hi ...

if anymore conversation is possible say " My name is RonPaulFan from Getbig and benz loves me "

first stop walking and see if she does too , otherwise you'll look silly talking to the back of her head as she passes
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 14, 2009, 08:44:04 AM: Quote from: w8m8 on March 14, 2009, 08:40:39 AM

lol

seriously .. make eye contact > nod > smile nicely > say hi ...

if anymore conversation is possible say " My name is RonPaulFan from Getbig and benz loves me "

first stop walking and see if she does too , otherwise you'll look silly talking to the back of her head as she passes

The advice I was looking for.

Thank you. ;D
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: madmax on March 14, 2009, 08:45:08 AM: Quote from: RonPaulFan on March 14, 2009, 08:44:04 AM
The advice I was looking for.

Thank you. ;D

ron paul what do u work as? do you go to college
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: 240 is Back on March 14, 2009, 08:45:25 AM: 'Penis in hand' is the most efficient method.

If we've learned anything in the last 8 year of Bushco rule, it's that the law doesn't matter!
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 14, 2009, 08:46:09 AM: Quote from: madmax on March 14, 2009, 08:45:08 AM

ron paul what do u work as? do you go to college

I work at a gym, ;D

I'm not in school right now.
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: lovemonkey on March 14, 2009, 08:51:03 AM: Quote from: 240 is Back on March 14, 2009, 08:45:25 AM
'Penis in hand' is the most efficient method.

If we've learned anything in the last 8 year of Bushco rule, it's that the law doesn't matter!

Oh brother, cue a sticky studs meltdown.
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: wavelength on March 14, 2009, 08:54:34 AM: Kuess die Hand, gnae Frau.
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on March 14, 2009, 09:00:02 AM: with a bat.
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Post by: getbig105 on March 14, 2009, 09:00:32 AM
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Post by: onlyme on March 14, 2009, 10:45:17 AM: How much for a blowjob?
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Post by: Karl Kox on March 14, 2009, 01:52:03 PM: I say hey bitch .
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Post by: Camel Jockey on March 14, 2009, 01:53:54 PM: smile
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: CastIron on March 14, 2009, 02:01:47 PM: I'd be like this guy.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXOIiAhepXo/SaQayaPjEmI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/s8QWZXXbwuQ/s320/Watchmen+Blue+Guy.jpg)
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: johnnynoname on March 14, 2009, 02:03:30 PM: three words: word up, bitch

...then wink at her
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: ironneck on March 14, 2009, 02:25:13 PM: uhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: spinnis on March 14, 2009, 02:36:38 PM: (http://www.mccabesports.com/graphics/Bat%20pics/VXWAdult%20Baseball%20Bat.jpg)
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: benchthis on March 14, 2009, 02:37:13 PM: "have you ever been on getbig"
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: spinnis on March 14, 2009, 02:39:32 PM: hahaha, I remember once at the club when I tried to strike up a conversation with this girl that was fucking impossible to talk to, anyway we talked for a bit but it kinda died out, anyway she comes back from the bathroom, and im still trying to make up something to talk about,
So I say "was there a big line at the bathroom?"
and It tought to myself, wtf did I just ask her?! about the bathroom line? haha
she answered, "no, not really, why would you want to know that?"

hahahaha, needles to say I smoothly left ;D
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: technokc on March 14, 2009, 02:39:42 PM: Honestly, unless you know said woman, you really shouldn't be talking to strangers.
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: Earl1972 on March 14, 2009, 03:09:07 PM: Quote from: technokc on March 14, 2009, 02:39:42 PM
Honestly, unless you know said woman, you really shouldn't be talking to strangers.

why not?

E
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: ironneck on March 14, 2009, 03:11:50 PM: maybe techno's mum said he should not talk to strangers?
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 15, 2009, 08:33:21 AM: Quote from: Swede! on March 14, 2009, 02:39:32 PM
hahaha, I remember once at the club when I tried to strike up a conversation with this girl that was fucking impossible to talk to, anyway we talked for a bit but it kinda died out, anyway she comes back from the bathroom, and im still trying to make up something to talk about,
So I say "was there a big line at the bathroom?"
and It tought to myself, wtf did I just ask her?! about the bathroom line? haha
she answered, "no, not really, why would you want to know that?"

hahahaha, needles to say I smoothly left ;D

haha
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: fathead on March 15, 2009, 09:01:14 AM: nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: QuakerOats on March 15, 2009, 09:01:56 AM: Quote from: fathead on March 15, 2009, 09:01:14 AM
wanna fuck?
fixed.
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: Bobby on March 15, 2009, 09:50:31 AM: Quote from: Swede! on March 14, 2009, 02:39:32 PM
hahaha, I remember once at the club when I tried to strike up a conversation with this girl that was fucking impossible to talk to, anyway we talked for a bit but it kinda died out, anyway she comes back from the bathroom, and im still trying to make up something to talk about,
So I say "was there a big line at the bathroom?"
and It tought to myself, wtf did I just ask her?! about the bathroom line? haha
she answered, "no, not really, why would you want to know that?"

hahahaha, needles to say I smoothly left ;D

hahaha sometimes you just draw a blank and can't come up with anything to say and shit like that comes out ;D
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: spinnis on March 15, 2009, 09:56:00 AM: Quote from: Bobby on March 15, 2009, 09:50:31 AM
hahaha sometimes you just draw a blank and can't come up with anything to say and shit like that comes out ;D

It was pretty fucking funny later on haha.

Yeah, but some girls are impossible to talk to, but the first two min went good so I dont think she hated me right away though ;D

but the bathroom line probably put her over the line so to speak haha.
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: CalvinH on March 15, 2009, 09:58:04 AM: Usually with my front bumper.
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: YoungBlood on March 15, 2009, 10:03:02 AM: Quote from: Swede! on March 14, 2009, 02:39:32 PM
hahaha, I remember once at the club when I tried to strike up a conversation with this girl that was fucking impossible to talk to, anyway we talked for a bit but it kinda died out, anyway she comes back from the bathroom, and im still trying to make up something to talk about,
So I say "was there a big line at the bathroom?"
and It tought to myself, wtf did I just ask her?! about the bathroom line? haha
she answered, "no, not really, why would you want to know that?"

hahahaha, needles to say I smoothly left ;D

You blew it. You wanted to talk to her. She replied, even if it wasn't the best "line" or way to approach her.
She replied, so you should have followed up with something funny to say, or could have just directly say (in response to her asking 'why would you want to know that?') "Because I wanted to talk to you."
You can talk to any girl, no matter how impossible it seems that she is to speak with. But it's what you do after you get the conversation going that people fail at.
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: jtsunami on March 15, 2009, 10:03:42 AM: smack on the face :D
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: spinnis on March 15, 2009, 10:05:14 AM: Quote from: YoungBlood on March 15, 2009, 10:03:02 AM
You blew it. You wanted to talk to her. She replied, even if it wasn't the best "line" or way to approach her.
She replied, so you should have followed up with something funny to say, or could have just directly say (in response to her asking 'why would you want to know that?') "Because I wanted to talk to you."
You can talk to any girl, no matter how impossible it seems that she is to speak with. But it's what you do after you get the conversation going that people fail at.

well, if she aint any fun to talk so im gonna move on, I dont want to stand and waste my time on an uptight girl,

And she was probably lesbian!!!! ;D ;D lol.
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: jtsunami on March 15, 2009, 10:06:27 AM: Quote from: Swede! on March 14, 2009, 02:39:32 PM
hahaha, I remember once at the club when I tried to strike up a conversation with this girl that was fucking impossible to talk to, anyway we talked for a bit but it kinda died out, anyway she comes back from the bathroom, and im still trying to make up something to talk about,
So I say "was there a big line at the bathroom?"
and It tought to myself, wtf did I just ask her?! about the bathroom line? haha
she answered, "no, not really, why would you want to know that?"

hahahaha, needles to say I smoothly left ;D

why would you leave over some small thing like that you say in the coversation, most girls make up there mind right when they meet you if they are going to sleep with you, so saying something not too bright won't change there mind anyway. Should have just gone for broke and either asked to take her out the next day to lunch or back to your place that night.

jt
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: spinnis on March 15, 2009, 10:07:32 AM: Quote from: jtsunami on March 15, 2009, 10:06:27 AM
why would you leave over some small thing like that you say in the coversation, most girls make up there mind right when they meet you if they are going to sleep with you, so saying something not too bright won't change there mind anyway. Should have just gone for broke and either asked to take her out the next day to lunch or back to your place that night.

jt

because she was boring.
I hate boring chicks.
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: Red Hook on March 15, 2009, 10:07:57 AM: I usually ask "Ronnie or Dorian?"

Her answer will yield deep insight on if she is into you or not
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: jtsunami on March 15, 2009, 10:11:20 AM: Quote from: Swede! on March 15, 2009, 10:07:32 AM
because she was boring.
I hate boring chicks.

ok i can accept that, just sounded like you were embarrassed how she thought of you after you said that, which you shouldn't be.

jt
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: spinnis on March 15, 2009, 10:13:11 AM: Quote from: jtsunami on March 15, 2009, 10:11:20 AM
ok i can accept that, just sounded like you were embarrassed how she thought of you after you said that, which you shouldn't be.

jt

haha no not embarrassed, just pretty funny, ;D
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: YoungBlood on March 15, 2009, 10:22:23 AM: Quote from: Swede! on March 15, 2009, 10:05:14 AM
well, if she aint any fun to talk so im gonna move on, I dont want to stand and waste my time on an uptight girl,

And she was probably lesbian!!!! ;D ;D lol.

Do you expect everything to fall in your lap, too?

Sometimes (read: all the time) YOU have to be the exciting one.
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: Bobby on March 15, 2009, 10:32:27 AM: Quote from: YoungBlood on March 15, 2009, 10:22:23 AM
Do you expect everything to fall in your lap, too?

Sometimes (read: all the time) YOU have to be the exciting one.

we can't all be as exciting as you romeo :D
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: YoungBlood on March 15, 2009, 10:36:50 AM: Quote from: Bobby on March 15, 2009, 10:32:27 AM
we can't all be as exciting as you romeo :D

Putz.
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: spinnis on March 15, 2009, 10:40:40 AM: Quote from: YoungBlood on March 15, 2009, 10:22:23 AM
Do you expect everything to fall in your lap, too?

Sometimes (read: all the time) YOU have to be the exciting one.

Im not gonna bust my balls trying, fuck that.
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: The_Punisher on March 15, 2009, 10:50:58 AM: Quote from: Awesomo on March 14, 2009, 08:32:06 AM
I rape her

aren't you at the Penn?
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: ironneck on March 15, 2009, 12:41:42 PM: lol swede i DOES NOT matter what you say,if she thinks you are ugly then you have no chance at all
fuck being charismatic,if a girls thinks you are hot she's gonna talk to you anyway
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: YoungBlood on March 15, 2009, 02:40:10 PM: Quote from: ironneck on March 15, 2009, 12:41:42 PM
lol swede i DOES NOT matter what you say,if she thinks you are ugly then you have no chance at all
fuck being charismatic,if a girls thinks you are hot she's gonna talk to you anyway

<sigh>
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: dyslexic on March 15, 2009, 02:41:29 PM: Rip one...
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: lovemonkey on March 15, 2009, 02:43:13 PM: Women usually spank my ass at clubs, should I be offended?
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Post by: ironneck on March 15, 2009, 02:43:26 PM: Quote from: YoungBlood on March 15, 2009, 02:40:10 PM

<sigh>

?
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: tbombz on March 15, 2009, 02:45:11 PM: Quote from: YoungBlood on March 15, 2009, 10:03:02 AM
You blew it. You wanted to talk to her. She replied, even if it wasn't the best "line" or way to approach her.
She replied, so you should have followed up with something funny to say, or could have just directly say (in response to her asking 'why would you want to know that?') "Because I wanted to talk to you."
You can talk to any girl, no matter how impossible it seems that she is to speak with. But it's what you do after you get the conversation going that people fail at.
great words here

its just normal communication

dont make it hard
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: YoungBlood on March 15, 2009, 02:45:45 PM: Quote from: ironneck on March 15, 2009, 02:43:26 PM

?

You just have to talk to her, and talk to her correctly. I'm not going into it here, because I know this board too well. Call it preemptive posting, or lack thereof.
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: Mars on March 15, 2009, 02:48:23 PM: Quote from: ironneck on March 15, 2009, 12:41:42 PM
lol swede i DOES NOT matter what you say,if she thinks you are ugly then you have no chance at all
fuck being charismatic,if a girls thinks you are hot she's gonna talk to you anyway

yeah the first second she knows if shes into you or not, i laugh about these dorks using fancy pickup lines, always fail.
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: YoungBlood on March 15, 2009, 02:50:06 PM: Quote from: tbombz on March 15, 2009, 02:45:11 PM
great words here

its just normal communication

dont make it hard

You like the girl, right? So why beat around the bush (pun intended!)?
No matter how stupid you came off asking her about a trip to the bathroom, the length of the female bathroom line or what the ration of ugly chicks to slutty hoe bags there are in the bathroom....none of that matters any more. Swede wanted to talk to her, and he did so. She replied back, meaning she wanted to talk to him- or else she'd roll her eyes are him and keep walking.
Chicks get hit on constantly. What Swede said to her was something different than the usual "playboy" talking to her like "hey you're fucking hot! I like that dress, but it would look better on my floor in the morning!"....that doesn't work unless it's a fluke situation.
She responded to him....he dropped the ball like Vince G drops Vissy's balls.
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: Wiggs on March 15, 2009, 02:52:52 PM: I don't greet bitches unless they address me first. >:(
Even then I give a stone face "Good Day" and move on about my business.
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on March 15, 2009, 03:18:19 PM: Quote from: Mars on March 15, 2009, 02:48:23 PM
yeah the first second she knows if shes into you or not, i laugh about these dorks using fancy pickup lines, always fail.
Totally!!
No need for pick-up lines...just catch her eye and let her see you checkin her out,if she smiles you're in,if not then fuck it,another 499 girls in the club
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: YoungBlood on March 15, 2009, 04:34:30 PM: Quote from: Mars on March 15, 2009, 02:48:23 PM
i laugh about these dorks using fancy pickup lines, always fail.

What was fancy, and how was it a pick up line?

Asking her about the line to the bathroom is fancy? ??? Shit I just used HIS own words!
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: spinnis on March 15, 2009, 04:48:51 PM: Quote from: YoungBlood on March 15, 2009, 04:34:30 PM

What was fancy, and how was it a pick up line?

Asking her about the line to the bathroom is fancy? ??? Shit I just used HIS own words!

I dont think he was talking about me..
Pickup lines are retarded..
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 15, 2009, 04:53:34 PM: Quote from: Wiggs on March 15, 2009, 02:52:52 PM
I don't greet bitches unless they address me first. >:(
Even then I give a stone face "Good Day" and move on about my business.

Wiggs, is it because they are female and you would react differently if it was a muscle twink with striated glutes? ;D
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: YoungBlood on March 15, 2009, 04:54:01 PM: Quote from: Swede! on March 15, 2009, 04:48:51 PM
I dont think he was talking about me..
Pickup lines are retarded..

Not sure who he was talking about, whether it was you, me or the clown in the corner.
Pickup lines ARE retarded. Two biggest things you should know in the pickup world (IMO) are 1) move fast and 2) know that you can use anything about them or what they say and turn it into a pickup situation.
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: Wiggs on March 15, 2009, 05:12:26 PM: Quote from: The Showstoppa on March 15, 2009, 04:53:34 PM
Wiggs, is it because they are female and you would react differently if it was a muscle twink with striated glutes? ;D

Piss off ;D
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: _bruce_ on March 15, 2009, 05:47:13 PM: Quote from: wavelength on March 14, 2009, 08:54:34 AM
Kuess die Hand, gnae Frau.

EAV Opfer :D
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: evandatp on March 15, 2009, 08:34:09 PM: Let her know her place.

Best to start with "Don't you fucking look at me!"
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: QuakerOats on March 15, 2009, 08:35:45 PM: Quote from: evandatp on March 15, 2009, 08:34:09 PM
Let her know her place.

Best to start with "Don't you fucking look at me!"
hahahaha, David Lynch, the master, did you see Lost Highway?
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: evandatp on March 15, 2009, 08:56:02 PM: Quote from: QuakerOats on March 15, 2009, 08:35:45 PM
hahahaha, David Lynch, the master, did you see Lost Highway?
Too right.

I'm the proud owner of the DVD director's cut.
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: QuakerOats on March 15, 2009, 08:57:17 PM: Quote from: evandatp on March 15, 2009, 08:56:02 PM
Too right.

I'm the proud owner of the DVD director's cut.
loved the Straight Story too, one of his most underrated films, if you get a chance to see it it's awesome.
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: evandatp on March 15, 2009, 09:11:11 PM: Quote from: QuakerOats on March 15, 2009, 08:57:17 PM
loved the Straight Story too, one of his most underrated films, if you get a chance to see it it's awesome.
Yeah, I haven't seen that since it's release, it's about time I saw that again.

It's in the shadow of his others because it's so 'normal' in comparison.
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: HTexan on March 15, 2009, 09:13:21 PM: depends on the woman. ;)
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: SuperNatural on March 15, 2009, 11:53:25 PM: Quote from: Big Dicked Bob on March 15, 2009, 09:23:32 PM
(http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:8HSu2Kp46o4fWM:http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/Undressed1020/FlavaFlav_BrigitteNielsen_273x400.jpg)I wear big clocks. All the cool people are doing this now a days. You didn't know this?

No, you might miss out on the opportunity of telling a girl the time.
Title: Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
Post by: fathead on March 16, 2009, 01:32:38 AM: chloroform