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the world is full of VERY many dumb women but you may have found their leader
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There's this chick I know who's a massive feminist, womens equal rights etc etc. She was arguing with me on some point. Anyways, for some reason the subject came around to sports. She reasoned that because the womens olympic hockey team of Canada has won more gold medals than the mens olympic hockey team, the Womens team would beat the mens team head to head in a game.
She fucking believes the 20 best female players in the world would beat the 20 best male players in the world at hockey. What in the holy hell is wrong with her?
Feminists are insecure little bitches.
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That's it....I'm gonna start/revolutionize a SEXUAL MUSTARD MASCULINIST MOVEMENT. Who's with me? As head masculinist, I demand:
1. Dinner on time
2. clean clothes
3. sex on demand.
4. Make-up at all times
...feel free to add others.
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id love to kill a bitch like that with my bare hands.
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id love to kill a bitch like that with my bare hands.
;D
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Feminists are insecure little bitches.
Haha I love the scene from the Ali G movie where the dumbass is asked to speak in front of a huge group of feminists and he says something along the lines of, "I just want all you lezzies to know that I love you all very much and I have a lot of your video tapes", while doing the stroking gesture with his hand ;D
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feminist, islamist, pacifist...the list goes on.
i hate all word on "ist".
i don't belong to a "ist".
i'm me.
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Haha I love the scene from the Ali G movie where the dumbass is asked to speak in front of a huge group of feminists and he says something along the lines of, "I just want all you lezzies to know that I love you all very much and I have a lot of your video tapes", while doing the stroking gesture with his hand ;D
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Or why not when Borat sits down and has a chat with two hardcore american feminists, claiming women have smaller brains than men. That man knows his stuff.
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There's this chick I know who's a massive feminist, womens equal rights etc etc. She was arguing with me on some point. Anyways, for some reason the subject came around to sports. She reasoned that because the womens olympic hockey team of Canada has won more gold medals than the mens olympic hockey team, the Womens team would beat the mens team head to head in a game.
She fucking believes the 20 best female players in the world would beat the 20 best male players in the world at hockey. What in the holy hell is wrong with her?
She is a she. That is what is wrong
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This guy knows how to "treat" a lady.
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This guy knows how to "treat" a lady.
A true masculinist, indeed
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Or why not when Borat sits down and has a chat with two hardcore american feminists, claiming women have smaller brains than men. That man knows his stuff.
Haha yes. There's also this other segment where he signs up with a dating agency and one of the counseling ladies tells him to be 'open and honest' with the date for best results. Fast forward to the date, he introduces himself and when his date asks him to tell her a little bit about himself, he says, "I haven't had sex in about 3 weeks and my sack is getting a bit heavy" ;D
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There's this chick I know who's a massive feminist, womens equal rights etc etc. She was arguing with me on some point. Anyways, for some reason the subject came around to sports. She reasoned that because the womens olympic hockey team of Canada has won more gold medals than the mens olympic hockey team, the Womens team would beat the mens team head to head in a game.
She fucking believes the 20 best female players in the world would beat the 20 best male players in the world at hockey. What in the holy hell is wrong with her?
The stupidest statement here is that you even entertained this argument. For obvious reasons.
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Chicks play hockey now?
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This guy knows how to "treat" a lady.
nice feet on those girls.
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Actually the stupidist statement I've ever heard is "the middle class won't have to pay a single cent more in taxes" - Obama
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This guy knows how to "treat" a lady.
And probably is being bent over for Sunday Brunch right now in Prison. "Lady" Orange Juice in da house...."HEEEEAAAYYYYY"
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put it this way. worlds best female hockey team wouldn't beat the lowest division mens team... division 6 or whatever it is.
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feminist, islamist, pacifist...the list goes on.
i hate all word on "ist".
i don't belong to a "ist".
i'm me.
I hate black and white thinking. I don't know anything about politics, but when my friend asked my opinion about something after I answered he said I think like a communist. I said I don't know or care, this is how I think about it. Then he asked me another question and my answer came out like I was a capitalist. He wondered how I could think about these two things so differently. I said it's good to have an open mind.
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a division III hockey team would wipe the floor with these "women".
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a division III hockey team would wipe the floor with these "women".
Easily. The pros move so fast and are so powerful, the chicks would look like they're standing still. And one hip check would send some luck lady into the bleachers. Sheer inanity to even consider it.
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European government parliments cant even refer to members as 'statesmen' anymore,apparently its sexist
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Bump for feminism.
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There's this chick I know who's a massive feminist, womens equal rights etc etc. She was arguing with me on some point. Anyways, for some reason the subject came around to sports. She reasoned that because the womens olympic hockey team of Canada has won more gold medals than the mens olympic hockey team, the Womens team would beat the mens team head to head in a game.
She fucking believes the 20 best female players in the world would beat the 20 best male players in the world at hockey. What in the holy hell is wrong with her?
What was she doing out of the kitchen?
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"Massive Feminist" is that an oxymoron?
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she doesnt actually believe that
if she does - strangle her
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id love to kill a bitch like that with my bare hands.
+1 8)
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There's this chick I know who's a massive feminist, womens equal rights etc etc. She was arguing with me on some point. Anyways, for some reason the subject came around to sports. She reasoned that because the womens olympic hockey team of Canada has won more gold medals than the mens olympic hockey team, the Womens team would beat the mens team head to head in a game.
She fucking believes the 20 best female players in the world would beat the 20 best male players in the world at hockey. What in the holy hell is wrong with her?
Ask her if she knows how/why the feminist movement was created? I'll guess that she doesn't...Then tell her the truth that she is just being used by the people who funded it(CIA etc) to not only bring chaos to the family unit but to bring in more taxes for the government...Then tell her that the same CIA helped create Facebook/Myspace etc...
Finish it all off by asking her who her favorite James Bond was...8 out of 10 always go with Sean Connery...Hopefully she does too...
Then drop this nice little bomb
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Anytime a man talks about inequality of men on the internet, atleast one woman brings up childbirth and periods. Why is that? They seriously think that because they have...periods...society can punish men? I'll ask you a new question. Why are women retards?
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Ask her if she knows how/why the feminist movement was created? I'll guess that she doesn't...Then tell her the truth that she is just being used by the people who funded it(CIA etc) to not only bring chaos to the family unit but to bring in more taxes for the government...Then tell her that the same CIA helped create Facebook/Myspace etc...
Finish it all off by asking her who her favorite James Bond was...8 out of 10 always go with Sean Connery...Hopefully she does too...
Then drop this nice little bomb
Sean Connery rules...actually, this clip is an inside joke between my wife and me. Whenever she busts my chops too much, I start my Sean imitation, "You give them the last word, and they can't leave it alone."
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"You're cute when you're militant, sweetie" or if you really want to rouse her ire, "Don't get hysterical."
Btw, she was fucking with you.
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"You're cute when you're militant, sweetie" or if you really want to rouse her ire, "Don't get hysterical."
Other great lines to use:
"It's okay. I even know some men that don't understand it."
"Why do you need a watch? There's a clock on the stove."
"You don't need a master's degree to get married and have kids."
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who cares about hockey?
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who cares about hockey?
Dude it's boxing...but on ice! And no rules! Who doesn't love that?
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oh dude,..no she wasnt--this girl was bold serious. And fuming angry when i laughed at her. She full out believes they would beat the men
Strange it meant so much to her. Sounds like quite a character you've got on your hands. That dateless for the prom wound is still wide open I guess.
Other great lines to use:
"It's okay. I even know some men that don't understand it."
"Why do you need a watch? There's a clock on the stove."
"You don't need a master's degree to get married and have kids."
;D Hahahaha! Sorry ladies but that's a classic.
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oh dude,..no she wasnt--this girl was bold serious. And fuming angry when i laughed at her. She full out believes they would beat the men
Here's the bottom line. If she's ugly, tell her that she's one dumb ass bitch and to shut the hell up. If she's cute, agree with her...say, "You know sweetie, it's possible. Do you think a a woman can beat a man in wrestling too? C'mon..let's see." And while she's giggling, start play wrestling with her, take her down and then turn it into a hot, nasty little session. Then when you don't need her anymore, tell how stupid she was about the hockey and kick her to the curb. Any questions?