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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Croatch on March 18, 2009, 05:35:59 PM
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A good example for my previous post:
I see two guys @40yrs old. Both obviously on gear, both with poor genetics (high bf/roid bloat/poor muscle bellies), doing the pretender thing.
One was screaming words of encouragement to the other guy who was doing 40lbs dumbell rows. ::) ::) They must have also bought "Blood, Sweat, and Tears" along with their string tank tops and dbol vials.
It was apparent each of these fools had worked out maybe a total of 2 years in their life, but now at the age of 40...they were going to "shock the world", take steroids, and become BODYBUILDERS!! hahaha
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Strange, I never have a spot or have some dipshit screaming at me, yet I manage to make ample gains.
More idiocy at the "mecca" of bodybuilding.
Well, I'm off to observe more douchebaggery at Gold's. I'll have more for everyone later.
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Team Keep it Real
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I am on my way to Gold's now and I will look around for these kind of people that seemed to have owned your mind.
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haha...nothing more pathetic than a grown man twink sporting a sleeveless Under Armour skin tight tee, backwards ball cap, $200 sneakers at the end of twig legs, ILS, and a stupid bandana....just terrible! Terrible I say :-\
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I am on my way to Gold's now and I will look around for these kind of people that seemed to have owned your mind.
You won't have to look hard. These fools are everywhere in Gold's.
Cheers.
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brutal 40lb rows, calm down don't discourage the other less fortunate lifters
you must make remarks at them and post their response here :D
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Croatch, you should tell these two behemoths that you're from getbig.com and would like to interview them, should they be willing to provide their secrets for success to the rest of the world. Photos of said leviathans would be completely epic ;D
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Glad I will never be one of these guys, because all I want is for my biceps to be a little bigger so my arms look good at the club in my Abercrombie muscle fit t-shirt when my arm is bent at a 90 degree angle holding my drink. Even though I struggle to achieve that :'(.
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Crabby is at it again.
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A good example for my previous post:
I see two guys @40yrs old. Both obviously on gear, both with poor genetics (high bf/roid bloat/poor muscle bellies), doing the pretender thing.
One was screaming words of encouragement to the other guy who was doing 40lbs dumbell rows. ::) ::) They must have also bought "Blood, Sweat, and Tears" along with their string tank tops and dbol vials.
It was apparent each of these fools had worked out maybe a total of 2 years in their life, but now at the age of 40...they were going to "shock the world", take steroids, and become BODYBUILDERS!! hahaha
::)
Strange, I never have a spot or have some dipshit screaming at me, yet I manage to make ample gains.
More idiocy at the "mecca" of bodybuilding.
Well, I'm off to observe more douchebaggery at Gold's. I've have more for everyone later.
;)
Team Keep it Real
Wow you depress the fuck out of me.
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Crabby is at it again.
Hahahahaha,
Is there anybody Croatch doesn't like?
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Croatch, you should tell these two behemoths that you're from getbig.com and would like to interview them, should they be willing to provide their secrets for success to the rest of the world. Photos of said leviathans would be completely epic ;D
Odds are they're already Getbiggers.
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There's this one fuck that really annoys me. I saw him again tonight. He's about 5'7, 180, 30 years old. He walks about with severe ILS, crew cut, adidas pants, v-neck t-shirt with the sleeves piped and a weight belt. His arms are so short they wouldn't reach his pockets if the hung straight down. He's constantly looking in the mirror like some sort of badass and I just want to bash his face in.
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There's this one fuck that really annoys me. I saw him again tonight. He's about 5'7, 180, 30 years old. He walks about with severe ILS, crew cut, adidas pants, v-neck t-shirt with the sleeves piped and a weight belt. His arms are so short they wouldn't reach his pockets if the hung straight down. He's constantly looking in the mirror like some sort of badass and I just want to bash his face in.
Does he wear TapouT ??
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Does he wear TapouT ??
No, the same shit every time I see him.
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There's this one fuck that really annoys me. I saw him again tonight. He's about 5'7, 180, 30 years old. He walks about with severe ILS, crew cut, adidas pants, v-neck t-shirt with the sleeves piped and a weight belt. His arms are so short they wouldn't reach his pockets if the hung straight down. He's constantly looking in the mirror like some sort of badass and I just want to bash his face in.
Couldn't have been me. I'm 220lbs, no ILS, no Vneck. If you think you recognize me, come say hi some time.
Tell me our gym isn't flooded with bodybuilding pretenders though...for real.
I respect people who train hard and make THEIR own gains...period.
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Couldn't have been me. I'm 220lbs, no ILS, no Vneck. If you think you recognize me, come say hi some time.
Tell me our gym isn't flooded with bodybuilding pretenders though...for real.
I respect people who train hard and make THEIR own gains...period.
Dude, I am going to vegas with my fiancee around june/july I want to meet you, hell I'll even buy you a beer so you can criticize my juiced up ass to my face , whadda ya say ?
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Dude, I am going to vegas with my fiancee around june/july I want to meet you, hell I'll even buy you a beer so you can criticize my juiced up ass to my face , whadda ya say ?
Sounds good. Remind me come July. Nothing wrong with juicing, the gym scene today is just flooded with people who fail themselves, so turn to gear...bottom line. To come off like it's immoral or wrong, would be foolish.
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24 Hour, Bally's, etc., have the same fools :D
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Sounds good. Remind me come July. Nothing wrong with juicing, the gym scene today is just flooded with people who fail themselves, so turn to gear...bottom line. To come off like it's immoral or wrong, would be foolish.
Cool, maybe you can show us some good spots, last time around the only thing I enjoyed were the grand Canyon and the shooting ranges, I don't gamble so the casinos bored the hell out of me.
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AND THEN CROATCH COMES ALONG, PUNCHES THEM OFF THE FLAT BENCH AND STARTS ROWING 120LB DB'S
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AND THEN CROATCH COMES ALONG, PUNCHES THEM OFF THE FLAT BENCH AND STARTS ROWING 120LB DB'S
No, 150s in your face.
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No, 150s in your face.
:P
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Couldn't have been me. I'm 220lbs, no ILS, no Vneck. If you think you recognize me, come say hi some time.
Tell me our gym isn't flooded with bodybuilding pretenders though...for real.
I respect people who train hard and make THEIR own gains...period.
Which one do you work out at? I'm usually at the one on Craig if not there Lake Mead.
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Which one do you work out at? I'm usually at the one on Craig if not there Lake Mead.
Serene. There's no way it was me you saw then.
I thought, I do look at the mirror a bit too much...haha, but I'm not close to 180lbs with ILS. haha
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Croatch, when are you putting up new progress pics? Also, what happened to your training vid?
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Croatch, when are you putting up new progress pics? Also, what happened to your training vid?
What progress..haha. Aside from a little more muscle hardness, I'm roughly the same.
I only did the promo for kicks.
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Gyms are also full of jealous nosy fucks who can't stand people looking better than them. What ever happened to going to the gym, working out and going home without worrying about what the rest of the world is doing? :-\
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Those two old dudes own your mind. You came home and posted about them in a fury of misguided judgment on some swole broskie's
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Croach, How long are you keep on going to bitch about juicers? More 500yrs?
Better think about making more video clips of Moastmaker.
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Croatch,
Were those guys driving a Hummer?
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Croatch is a living legend on getbig, his battles with that "sarcasm" guy were legendary. :D
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A good example for my previous post:
I see two guys @40yrs old. Both obviously on gear, both with poor genetics (high bf/roid bloat/poor muscle bellies), doing the pretender thing.
One was screaming words of encouragement to the other guy who was doing 40lbs dumbell rows. ::) ::) They must have also bought "Blood, Sweat, and Tears" along with their string tank tops and dbol vials.
It was apparent each of these fools had worked out maybe a total of 2 years in their life, but now at the age of 40...they were going to "shock the world", take steroids, and become BODYBUILDERS!! hahaha
::)
Strange, I never have a spot or have some dipshit screaming at me, yet I manage to make ample gains.
More idiocy at the "mecca" of bodybuilding.
Well, I'm off to observe more douchebaggery at Gold's. I'll have more for everyone later.
;)
Team Keep it Real
Translation: they blew me away, I thought natural was the shit till I hit 25yrs (which im not).
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Translation: they blew me away, I thought natural was the shit till I hit 25yrs (which im not).
did those couple of cycles turn you into the "Paul Bunyanesque" terrifying machine who got attacked by those 67 cops? :D
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did those couple of cycles turn you into the "Paul Bunyanesque" terrifying machine who got attacked by those 67 cops? :D
lol Paul bunyan, LOLOL do you have a rolladex with this shit written down somewhere
and croatch no offence man but who gives a shit what other people are doing...the more you look at those idiots and give them attention the more you are feeding the problem!!!! they probably had a good laugh saying "look at that young guy checkin us out, he wishes he looked this good"
i lift at a GIANT college gym probably over 200 people in the weight room at a time b/t 3-9 at night...honostly if i posted pics of the toolbags that lift where i live, it would scar you for life
im talking underarmour head to toe...and if the hair isnt gelled than its gotta have a bandana/beanie to protect it....the set wasnt heavy unless you yelled on every rep and got the attention of the girls in gym 8 doing cardio kickboxing, and best of all if your not doing chest and arms 3 times a week...you are undertraining your pimp hand...period
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did those couple of cycles turn you into the "Paul Bunyanesque" terrifying machine who got attacked by those 67 cops? :D
6 cops thanks for the reminder Quaker!
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Croatch,
Were those guys driving a Hummer?
I wouldn't doubt it. The "Vegas Dream". ::)
Who would think there's more scum here than NYC.
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let me get this straight here...you are 5'7 220lbs lean and natural ?
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let me get this straight here...you are 5'7 220lbs lean and natural ?
more like 5'8" and 205 fairly lean which i'm sure is what Croatch claims and i believe him, dude looks great especially for a natural and trains extremely hard from what i've seen of his video clips.
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he said 220 in this thread + more muscle hardness :D
Croatch can you please post those old youtube videos? "Hi sarcasm i guess all those PMs finally paid of huh etc..."
they're hilarious ;D 8)
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Croatch, when are you putting up new progress pics? Also, what happened to your training vid?
Yes we need more videos from the Croatch
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Croatch is a real funny guy with epic skills 8)
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he said 220 in this thread + more muscle hardness :D
Croatch can you please post those old youtube videos? "Hi sarcasm i guess all those PMs finally paid of huh etc..."
they're hilarious ;D 8)
Those videos are no longer up. They were linking to my regular page and were just too disturbing, even for me to watch..hahah
I'm 220lbs now, blocky, 205lbs lean...I'm probably 10%bf, but can still see abs.
-KDog
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Crotch on.....
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Croatch is a real funny guy with epic skills 8)
Damn Croatch You are the greatest. 8)
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Those videos are no longer up. They were linking to my regular page and were just too disturbing, even for me to watch..hahah
I'm 220lbs now, blocky, 205lbs lean...I'm probably 10%bf, but can still see abs.
-KDog
man those videos were so good! ;D
with the tape measure 18 inches beat off to that one hahaha...you were getting some strange comments on the video by youtubers though :D
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the 1-800-love-men one was rediculous...hands down one of the funniest vids ive ever seen
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There's this one fuck that really annoys me. I saw him again tonight. He's about 5'7, 180, 30 years old. He walks about with severe ILS, crew cut, adidas pants, v-neck t-shirt with the sleeves piped and a weight belt. His arms are so short they wouldn't reach his pockets if the hung straight down. He's constantly looking in the mirror like some sort of badass and I just want to bash his face in.
Two yrs ago, that would have be me...
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Croatch funny stuff, and the 1-800 man thing was hot, call me this weekend, the bf is away and got no one to go to the black party with...hahah
really though, You got a good look dude, ever try the acting thing, at least commercials... or Im sure you could get on a reality show sending in one of your tapes....be cool to see the crabby Croatch on TV.
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great vids croatch
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Croatch is a real funny guy with epic skills 8)
Pretty good stuff...However in the 2nd video, a tapout or Affliction shirt would have been much better...And when he couldn't get a date with a female, I think looking a site of a musclebear while talking on the phone to one of them as he plays around with a razor would have been fucking gold...God we are all a bunch of fucking narcissis's aren't we...
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Phil Plumworth is pretty good shit though...Needs to be a series that touch's every aspect of life now that we have determined he is a card player...Endless possiblities...
1. Phil Plumbworth learns to swim
2. Phil plumbworth begging for change playing three card monty
3. A Phil plumbworth internet meltdown
4. Phil Plumbworth on a date would be a fucking riot...Playing internet poker at dinner while trying to engage with a female...
5. Phil Plumbworth has a semi/nude techno party in his basement and only one other person shows up
and so on and so on
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Love the vids....this shit is awesome!
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Thanks for the comments. The crabby Croatch appreciates it..haha
I should do one on posting on getbig.
-Playing the big shot
-Getting people to meltdown
-how to talk about the same topic for 5 years straight
-G4P, is it really worth it?
-using the CAPS key to emphasize your point
-tough talking new comers
-making posts, while browsing internet porn
-working out vs. posting on working out, pros/cons
-how to increase your imaginary bench press
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Thanks for the comments. The crabby Croatch appreciates it..haha
I should do one on posting on getbig.
-Playing the big shot
-Getting people to meltdown
-how to talk about the same topic for 5 years straight
-G4P, is it really worth it?
-using the CAPS key to emphasize your point
-tough talking new comers
-making posts, while browsing internet porn
-working out vs. posting on working out, pros/cons
-how to increase your imaginary bench press
You should do one of you and your buddy watching a UFC fight...You wearing a Tapout shirt and your buddy wearing an Affliction...Get into dialog where the two of you talk about how you would both rip these guys limbs off if you had the chance all the while talking about how you don't have any fighting experience what's so ever...If done right=Gold
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croatch you should put the poker video on www.twoplustwo.com people would get a good laugh out of it.