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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: benchthis on March 20, 2009, 01:01:53 AM
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You just got back from Walmat
and bought yourself a 12 GAUGE
Hunting deer is not in your future
For you are ready to turn the PAGE
You stick the barrel down your throat
and pray to the God's ABOVE
When all of a sudden lightning strikes
And you remembered what it was like to LOVE
"The Love for the Iron is forever"...
8) 8) :D :D
funny as hell
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why thanks ;) It almost sounds like an Animal pak add :D
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well.. I'm a get bigger.. and I really cant say I love the iron all that much.. and I think god is a prick.. so.. does that mean I have to off myself?
if so... will a 9mm work.. or do I really have to run to wall mart?
and.. why do I need to shove the barrel down my throat? that sounds awfully uncomfortable.
on second thought.. what if I were to simply overdose on something... at least then I would look presentable at my funeral.. ya know what I mean?
let me know...
I left out "Animal pak" on purpose :-\
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well.. I'm a get bigger.. and I really cant say I love the iron all that much.. and I think god is a prick.. so.. does that mean I have to off myself?
if so... will a 9mm work.. or do I really have to run to wall mart?
and.. why do I need to shove the barrel down my throat? that sounds awfully uncomfortable.
on second thought.. what if I were to simply overdose on something... at least then I would look presentable at my funeral.. ya know what I mean?
let me know...
stats say 5% of non weapon assisted suicides fail :(
besides suicide is an awful thing :D
love iron and your body will love you back
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I have to say.. you've completely lost me.
What you were reading was a Getbig "Animal Pak" ad...Written of course by me...
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hilarious... the *iron* will obliterate your joints. if anything.. your body will consistently remind you you're an asshole.
swimming ??? ;D
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well thats really cute.. I almost KILLED myself.. I'm sitting here with a gun in my hand because you had a creative tingle in unmentionable places.
jesus.. fucking... christ.
And yet many here on GEtbig would have thought (if you did it)it was just because the massive amounts of acne that afflicted your greasy body....It for sure would have been our mistake James...WE are all glad you cleared that up...
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i wouldn't go that far.. you may be glad.. but dont speak for all of getbig.
Narcissism is a bitch isn't it... :-\
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bro.. here is a comforting thought.. I am slowly smoking myself to death :)
in fact I'm off to have one now...
Have you tried Plazmosis? I hear it really works wonders...
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"Because of Plazmosis, I was able to get away from the dirty grapefruit and move on to a more productive life"
-----------------kai Greenery
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I've never heard of plazmosis? what is it?
See "Plazomosis testimonials" thread ;)