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Title: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: Tre on March 24, 2009, 06:47:19 AM: I would definitely pay for her dry cleaning:
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: QuakerOats on March 24, 2009, 06:49:42 AM: :D

http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/public+enemy+can%27t+truss+it/video/x7zgzr_public-enemy-cant-truss-it_music
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: Deicide on March 24, 2009, 06:55:38 AM: Quote from: Tre on March 24, 2009, 06:47:19 AM
I would definitely pay for her dry cleaning:

WTF?!
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: Tre on March 24, 2009, 07:01:56 AM: Quote from: Deicide on March 24, 2009, 06:55:38 AM
WTF?!

Gotta credit my boy, HDDW, for first bringing this one to my attention.

Funniest. Shit. Ever.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: spinnis on March 24, 2009, 07:02:25 AM: Quote from: Deicide on March 24, 2009, 06:55:38 AM
WTF?!

SNL ....

funny as Shit
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: Tre on March 24, 2009, 09:09:42 AM: What sucks for me is that, in my (twisted) mind, she's still young Mathilda in 'The Professional'.

I really couldn't handle her role in 'Closer' (with Jude Law and Julia Roberts). :-\
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: Deicide on March 24, 2009, 09:17:55 AM: Quote from: Tre on March 24, 2009, 09:09:42 AM
What sucks for me is that, in my (twisted) mind, she's still young Mathilda in 'The Professional'.

I really couldn't handle her role in 'Closer' (with Jude Law and Julia Roberts). :-\

Pretty good in the other Boelyn girl as well...
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: Tombo on March 24, 2009, 10:09:13 AM: She's a pretty girl with a pottymouth

i likey
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: BigMenace on March 24, 2009, 10:11:40 AM: Quote from: Deicide on March 24, 2009, 09:17:55 AM
Pretty good in the other Boelyn girl as well...

.....as well as Garden State.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: Wiggs on March 24, 2009, 10:56:51 AM: Padme NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: Tre on March 24, 2009, 11:23:10 AM: Quote from: Wiggs on March 24, 2009, 10:56:51 AM
Padme NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Wiggs...that was some funny shit.

Gotta love a woman who can say 'Suck my dick!' with such authority. ;D
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: spinnis on March 24, 2009, 11:24:56 AM: Fucking beautiful as hell And a harvard graduate.

NICE

, would love to slap that iq out of her
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: Tre on March 24, 2009, 11:29:50 AM: Quote from: Swede! on March 24, 2009, 11:24:56 AM
Fucking beautiful as hell And a harvard graduate.

NICE

, would love to slap that iq out of her

I love intelligent chicks who can talk hardcore shit like that.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: ironneck on March 24, 2009, 11:31:12 AM: fucking great hoe
i would let her gag
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: spinnis on March 24, 2009, 11:36:11 AM: Quote from: Tre on March 24, 2009, 11:29:50 AM
I love intelligent chicks who can talk hardcore shit like that.

yeah, it makes me horny, and girls who are hot and can fight mmmmmmmm
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: Tre on March 24, 2009, 11:42:43 AM: Quote from: Swede! on March 24, 2009, 11:36:11 AM
yeah, it makes me horny, and girls who are hot and can fight mmmmmmmm

This one is ferocious:

(http://femflex.guy/badgersly2.jpg)
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: spinnis on March 24, 2009, 11:43:02 AM: I just jizzed in my pantz.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: Tre on March 24, 2009, 11:43:36 AM: Quote from: Swede! on March 24, 2009, 11:43:02 AM
I just jizzed in my pantz.

Swede!!!

L O L
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: spinnis on March 24, 2009, 11:49:59 AM: cant help it :(
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: SweetMuscles on March 24, 2009, 11:56:50 AM: Sadly, she would be repulsed and dismissive of everybody on this thread.

Maybe even me
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: Tre on March 24, 2009, 12:16:12 PM: Quote from: SweetMuscles on March 24, 2009, 11:56:50 AM
Sadly, she would be repulsed and dismissive of everybody on this thread.

Maybe even me

She's really into black guys.

She was overheard once saying that she likes us because we often tend to be 'slaves to the pussy'.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: spinnis on March 24, 2009, 12:18:14 PM: Quote from: Tre on March 24, 2009, 12:16:12 PM
She's really into black guys.

She was overheard once saying that she likes us because we often tend to be 'slaves to the pussy'.

a mudshark?

DAMNIT!
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: HDPhysiques on March 24, 2009, 12:21:56 PM: Perhaps the only video that can compare in hilarity is the Chris Parnell/Kirsten Dunst rap.

Portman = hot as all fuck.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: Tre on March 24, 2009, 12:22:00 PM: Quote from: Swede! on March 24, 2009, 12:18:14 PM
a mudshark?

DAMNIT!

She was born in Israel, what would you expect?

Banging one of us is like banging Jesus.

Plus, you know you'd want my leftovers, Swede. ;D
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: Tre on March 25, 2009, 11:30:03 AM: She gets freaken hotter and hotter each time I watch this.

This cannot be good.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: ironneck on March 25, 2009, 11:33:50 AM: Quote from: Tre on March 25, 2009, 11:30:03 AM
She gets freaken hotter and hotter each time I watch this.

This cannot be good.

i thought you like bb chicks
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: Tre on March 25, 2009, 11:36:31 AM: Quote from: ironneck on March 25, 2009, 11:33:50 AM
i thought you like bb chicks

I do.

I'd probably put her on the program, but then again, as long as she didn't have a problem with me getting action on the side, she could stay as is.

But yeah, my perfect woman would be an attractive, intellectual potty-mouth who's also a bodybuilder.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: Wiggs on March 25, 2009, 11:46:25 AM: Quote from: Tre on March 24, 2009, 12:16:12 PM
She's really into black guys.

She was overheard once saying that she likes us because we often tend to be 'slaves to the pussy'.

A Jew and a Black...Perfect combo

I had an Israeli in one of my classes a while ago that really liked me. She was very argumentative but always wanted to hang out with me. I kept telling her I was married and to a GERMAN. ;D She didn't seem to mind. She was hot as fuck though...nothing happened. Not worth it unless her parents were rich ;D
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: Tre on March 25, 2009, 11:49:41 AM: Quote from: Wiggs on March 25, 2009, 11:46:25 AM
A Jew and a Black...Perfect combo

Love Jewish girls, but never dated one for more than a few weeks.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: Wiggs on March 25, 2009, 11:51:36 AM: Quote from: Tre on March 25, 2009, 11:49:41 AM
Love Jewish girls, but never dated one for more than a few weeks.

They act like fucking princesses. I can't handle that shit. I love having conversation with them though.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: Army of One on March 25, 2009, 11:58:08 AM: According to latest reports she is currently boning Sean Penn.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman never said she was a role model
Post by: Deicide on March 25, 2009, 12:01:02 PM: Quote from: Wiggs on March 25, 2009, 11:51:36 AM
They act like fucking princesses. I can't handle that shit. I love having conversation with them though.

Yup, them 'Jews'...