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Title: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: Tre on March 29, 2009, 03:19:36 PM

Iphones are gay as hell, but that was pretty fucking cool, by any standard. 

Thanks, iPhone! 
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: 240 is Back on March 29, 2009, 03:20:50 PM
Did you get a stiffy while sitting in the Pew?
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: ManBearPig... on March 29, 2009, 03:21:03 PM
What's blue, yellow, green, purple, orange, neon and red?

A black woman going to church.

Man, what is with those outfits?
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: clued-up on March 29, 2009, 03:21:16 PM
well done...
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: jehwit on March 29, 2009, 03:22:52 PM
Quote from: Tre on March 29, 2009, 03:19:36 PM
Iphones are gay as hell, but that was pretty fucking cool, by any standard. 

Thanks, iPhone! 

You are in jeopardy of falling under Satan the Devil's authority.  Repent now, the Day of Judgement is at hand.
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: Andy Griffin on March 29, 2009, 03:25:13 PM
Quote from: Power Rod on March 29, 2009, 03:21:03 PM
What's blue, yellow, green, purple, orange, neon and red?

A black woman going to church.

Man, what is with those outfits?

I thought I had heard every joke of this sort.  Thank you for proving me wrong, and for making me laugh.
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: The Nub Monster on March 29, 2009, 03:25:39 PM
Quote from: Power Rod on March 29, 2009, 03:21:03 PM
What's blue, yellow, green, purple, orange, neon and red?

A black woman going to church.

Man, what is with those outfits?

 ;D What more do you expect from a race which lacks upper brain function?
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: Tre on March 29, 2009, 03:26:12 PM
Quote from: 240 is Back on March 29, 2009, 03:20:50 PM
Did you get a stiffy while sitting in the Pew?

I often do, but not today...was too afraid of getting caught! lol 
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: jehwit on March 29, 2009, 03:29:05 PM
THIS THREAD HAS BEEN REPORTED!!
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: Tre on March 29, 2009, 03:34:03 PM
Quote from: jehwit on March 29, 2009, 03:29:05 PM
THIS THREAD HAS BEEN REPORTED!!

To god, the pope, or the mormon prophet? 
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: Andy Griffin on March 29, 2009, 03:34:45 PM
Quote from: Tre on March 29, 2009, 03:34:03 PM
To god, the pope, or the mormon prophet? 

Probably to iPhone for some unspecified copyright violation.   >:(
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: The Nub Monster on March 29, 2009, 03:37:14 PM
Quote from: Tre on March 29, 2009, 03:34:03 PM
To god, the pope, or the mormon prophet? 

I would guess at the latter, however in all seriousness it may have been reported to a much higher authority!

Jehwit stop banging the decency drum, take off the political correctness hat and return to rimming your mother at once.
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: QuakerOats on March 29, 2009, 03:39:40 PM
 :D
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: The Nub Monster on March 29, 2009, 03:43:00 PM
Quote from: chaos on March 29, 2009, 03:38:12 PM
Expected nothing less from a jew.

Seconded!
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: jehwit on March 29, 2009, 03:53:11 PM
Quote from: chaos on March 29, 2009, 03:38:12 PM
Expected nothing less from a jew.

RACIST: an individual who views himself as a failure, and seeks to blame others in lieu of assuming the responsibility for the failure. 

Feeling a little angry at life, little guy? ;)
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: Tre on March 29, 2009, 04:00:07 PM
Quote from: QuakerOats on March 29, 2009, 03:39:40 PM
:D

LOVE an ass like that.
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: chaos on March 29, 2009, 04:01:11 PM
Quote from: jehwit on March 29, 2009, 03:53:11 PM
RACIST: an individual who views himself as a failure, and seeks to blame others in lieu of assuming the responsibility for the failure. 

Feeling a little angry at life, little guy? ;)
Jews aren't a race, they are a religion.

Failure=you.
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: jehwit on March 29, 2009, 04:03:31 PM
Quote from: chaos on March 29, 2009, 04:01:11 PM
Jews aren't a race, they are a religion.

Failure=you.

Wrong. Judaism is a religion.  However, an indiviual like yourself, who feels disenfranchised and needs to blame others to feel any semblance of self esteem, would be unable to make the distinction. 
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: Tre on March 29, 2009, 04:05:05 PM

Screw you all...I love being black, guilt-free, and Jewish! 
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: chaos on March 29, 2009, 04:06:36 PM
Quote from: jehwit on March 29, 2009, 04:03:31 PM
Wrong. Judaism is a religion.  However, an indiviual like yourself, who feels disenfranchised and needs to blame others to feel any semblance of self esteem, would be unable to make the distinction. 
Say what you want, race=color, jew=belief, if you can't tell the difference, you must be black.
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: Andy Griffin on March 29, 2009, 04:07:25 PM
Quote from: Tre on March 29, 2009, 04:05:05 PM
Screw you all...I love being black, guilt-free, and Jewish! 

(http://weblogs.amny.com/entertainment/urbanite/blog/sammydavisjr.jpg)
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: EwaBeachBoy on March 29, 2009, 04:10:29 PM
Tre, the path to hell is close.

Are you proud to do that in a house of prayer and worship?

Repent, brother!

Youre a good guy Tre....dont stoop to this, ok?
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: BIG_STI on March 29, 2009, 04:10:57 PM
Quote from: QuakerOats on March 29, 2009, 03:39:40 PM
:D

Who's that whore? I'd knock the hell out of it.
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: Tre on March 29, 2009, 04:13:01 PM
Quote from: EwaBeachBoy on March 29, 2009, 04:10:29 PM
Tre, the path to hell is close.

Are you proud to do that in a house of prayer and worship?

Repent, brother!

Youre a good guy Tre....dont stoop to this, ok?

Thanks for the kind words, but...

I'm meaner than a rattlesnake, but do nice things just to keep favor with God...just in case he exists. 

Oh, I'll also act nice if I think it'll help me out with a particular woman.  ;)
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: bigdumbbell on March 29, 2009, 04:15:52 PM
best thread title   lol
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: Tre on March 29, 2009, 05:13:00 PM
Quote from: bigdumbbell on March 29, 2009, 04:15:52 PM
best thread title   lol

Nice!!  I believe that's my first-ever nomination in this category. 

Thank you so much!! 
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: residue on March 29, 2009, 05:17:27 PM
Quote from: jehwit on March 29, 2009, 04:03:31 PM
Wrong. Judaism is a religion.  However, an indiviual like yourself, who feels disenfranchised and needs to blame others to feel any semblance of self esteem, would be unable to make the distinction. 

Dictionary: race1   (rās)
 Home > Library > Literature & Language > Dictionary
n.
A local geographic or global human population distinguished as a more or less distinct group by genetically transmitted physical characteristics.
A group of people united or classified together on the basis of common history, nationality, or geographic distribution: 
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: HDPhysiques on March 29, 2009, 07:41:47 PM
Quote from: Tre on March 29, 2009, 03:19:36 PM
Iphones are gay as hell, but that was pretty fucking cool, by any standard. 

Thanks, iPhone! 

.....  epic cry for attention.
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: Tre on March 29, 2009, 07:52:20 PM
Quote from: HDPhysiques on March 29, 2009, 07:41:47 PM
.....  epic cry for attention.

iBathe in that shit. 

Back to the romper room, kiddo...
Title: Re: I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today
Post by: HDPhysiques on March 29, 2009, 09:19:33 PM
Quote from: Tre on March 29, 2009, 07:52:20 PM
iBathe in that shit. 

Exactly - which is why you just committed self pwnage, bro.