Getbig.com: American Bodybuilding, Fitness and Figure

Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: mogulgangi on March 31, 2009, 12:19:14 PM

Title: my dream came true today....
Post by: mogulgangi on March 31, 2009, 12:19:14 PM
i walking to my car after a brutal chest work out today...im talkin about everyone wanted to be me kinda work out... i had so much energy from my starbucks coffee ....as i was walking to my car, a skinny kid screamed out his car while passing me "STEROIDS!!"......


i felt like my life was complete at the moment....

never have i felt so accomplished in my life.....why do i feel so great...

cuz im not of the juice....

yes.....

thank god ...

thank you stupid skinny losers of the world.....




Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: QuakerOats on March 31, 2009, 12:21:56 PM
"cuz i'm not of the juice"? sounds like you should have been "of" 3rd grade English class. :D
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: DK II on March 31, 2009, 12:23:33 PM
"cuz i'm not of the juice"? sounds like you should have been "of" 3rd grade English class. :D

Are you saying "mogulgangi" is not WASP?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: lovemonkey on March 31, 2009, 12:24:06 PM
Would you be so kind to post that retarded kid's video again? You know, the "dynamite" idiot?
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: mogulgangi on March 31, 2009, 12:26:54 PM
"not on da juice".....GODDAMIT IM EXCITED ....YESSSS


Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: lovemonkey on March 31, 2009, 12:33:43 PM
"not on da juice".....GODDAMIT IM EXCITED ....YESSSS




Hilarious, thanks.
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: HTexan on March 31, 2009, 01:00:22 PM
(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/english-do-you-speak-it-demotivational-poster.jpg)
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: Smokincrazy on March 31, 2009, 09:39:49 PM
Nice somersault  and flip in the video
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: Dballn247 on March 31, 2009, 11:18:10 PM
Excellent spinkicks, about as high as the voice pitch.
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: Sherief Shalaby on March 31, 2009, 11:48:34 PM
i walking to my car after a brutal chest work out today...im talkin about everyone wanted to be me kinda work out... i had so much energy from my starbucks coffee ....as i was walking to my car, a skinny kid screamed out his car while passing me "STEROIDS!!"......


i felt like my life was complete at the moment....

never have i felt so accomplished in my life.....why do i feel so great...

cuz im not of the juice....

yes.....

thank god ...

thank you stupid skinny losers of the world.....






so this was your first time to hear this??.. every time i enter any gym for the 1st time i hear this from ppl who don't know me.. specially little kids who are still new and don't know a lot :)
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: grab an umbrella on April 01, 2009, 12:04:18 AM
"cuz i'm not of the juice"? sounds like you should have been "of" 3rd grade English class. :D

I seriously feel like you are the "government" and you "regulate" the claims made on this board.  Like I've said, if you ever come through atlanta, beers are on me.
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: gordiano on April 01, 2009, 01:08:02 AM
"not on da juice".....GODDAMIT IM EXCITED ....YESSSS




Wow...the white Vince Goodrum....





He's 23 and he sounds like he's 11. I guess his balls haven't dropped yet.... :-X
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on April 01, 2009, 01:36:28 AM
"not on da juice".....GODDAMIT IM EXCITED ....YESSSS



That cant be for real,Ive seen it before and I mean,fuck it,that cant be serioius
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: kiwiol on April 01, 2009, 01:49:28 AM
"not on da juice".....GODDAMIT IM EXCITED ....YESSSS




That's not Jason Bourne
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: DK II on April 01, 2009, 03:24:38 AM
That's not Jason Bourne

Don't make fun of people with downs syndrome.

Is that guy for real?
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: calfzilla on April 01, 2009, 06:25:31 AM
Nice man.  You got the approval of 14yo boys now you just need an attractive female to notice you have muscles and then the real fun may begin.  :D
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: lovemonkey on April 01, 2009, 06:39:24 AM
"not on da juice".....GODDAMIT IM EXCITED ....YESSSS




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA AAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 01, 2009, 06:44:15 AM
Why does he spell story....storie? 

Also, I like at the end when he has the red shirt on, the two girls in the background don't even look at him while he's posing.....hahaha, brutal failed attempt at getting attention.
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: DK II on April 01, 2009, 06:45:10 AM
Why does he spell story....storie? 

Also, I like at the end when he has the red shirt on, the two girls in the background don't even look at him while he's posing.....hahaha, brutal failed attempt at getting attention.

well, it's obvious he's a retard, no?
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: chainsaw on April 01, 2009, 06:49:51 AM
i walking to my car after a brutal chest work out today...im talkin about everyone wanted to be me kinda work out... i had so much energy from my starbucks coffee ....as i was walking to my car, a skinny kid screamed out his car while passing me "STEROIDS!!"......


i felt like my life was complete at the moment....

never have i felt so accomplished in my life.....why do i feel so great...

cuz im not of the juice....

yes.....

thank god ...

thank you stupid skinny losers of the world.....





I know exactly how you feel.  I get the same feelings when I'm out walking shopping back to my car and a car-ful of girls whistle or yell to me, or when  lady does a double take when I walk by her.
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 01, 2009, 06:54:56 AM
well, it's obvious he's a retard, no?

Scary huh?  He's operating a motor vehicle too..... :-\  US drivers license laws are a joke.
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: DK II on April 01, 2009, 06:57:30 AM
Scary huh?  He's operating a motor vehicle too..... :-\  US drivers license laws are a joke.

seems like it, but here in germany we have a boom in african drivers lately, and the drive like shit. Today i had this african woman brake to a full stop because i was standing at the side of the road. She probably thought i wanted to cross, but without paying attention to the traffic behind her she just breaked to a full stop.  ::) ::)

Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 01, 2009, 07:00:33 AM
seems like it, but here in germany we have a boom in african drivers lately, and the drive like shit. Today i had this african woman brake to a full stop because i was standing at the side of the road. She probably thought i wanted to cross, but without paying attention to the traffic behind her she just breaked to a full stop.  ::) ::)



haha, German drivers are damn good.  they take it very seriously.  I remember something about them not having cup holders in their cars and when asked about it they responded with a "what the hell do you mean?  you should focus when driving"  Over here you will see someone drinking a soda, talking on their cell phone and screwing with the radio or nav system, weaving in and out of traffic at 90mph....  and people are shocked when they have an accident!  :-\
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: lovemonkey on April 01, 2009, 07:01:24 AM
seems like it, but here in germany we have a boom in african drivers lately, and the drive like shit. Today i had this african woman brake to a full stop because i was standing at the side of the road. She probably thought i wanted to cross, but without paying attention to the traffic behind her she just breaked to a full stop.  ::) ::)



Wiggs approved.
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: the anabolic mon on April 01, 2009, 07:03:28 AM
Scary huh?  He's operating a motor vehicle too..... :-\  US drivers license laws are a joke.
You don't need a license to drive, you need a key. No slot for a card to slide in.  ;D
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: DK II on April 01, 2009, 07:03:59 AM
haha, German drivers are damn good.  they take it very seriously.  I remember something about them not having cup holders in their cars and when asked about it they responded with a "what the hell do you mean?  you should focus when driving"  Over here you will see someone drinking a soda, talking on their cell phone and screwing with the radio or nav system, weaving in and out of traffic at 90mph....  and people are shocked when they have an accident!  :-\

oh, it's the same here, it depends on the people.

The fact is, if you want to speed at 250 kph over the highway, you better concentrate on the road and don't fumble around a hot cup of coffee...
But these elderly bitches getting more oven pizza from the supermarket drive like shit.

But german drivers are among the most aggressive in the world, NEVER dare to only drive 170 kph on the fast lane!!
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: Deicide on April 01, 2009, 07:06:18 AM
oh, it's the same here, it depends on the people.

The fact is, if you want to speed at 250 kph over the highway, you better concentrate on the road and don't fumble around a hot cup of coffee...
But these elderly bitches getting more oven pizza from the supermarket drive like shit.

But german drivers are among the most aggressive in the world, NEVER dare to only drive 170 kph on the fast lane!!

ZFW
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 01, 2009, 07:10:40 AM
oh, it's the same here, it depends on the people.

The fact is, if you want to speed at 250 kph over the highway, you better concentrate on the road and don't fumble around a hot cup of coffee...
But these elderly bitches getting more oven pizza from the supermarket drive like shit.

But german drivers are among the most aggressive in the world, NEVER dare to only drive 170 kph on the fast lane!!

i remember them telling us if you are in the left hand lane on the autobahn and you see lights flash in your rearview mirror, it's your responsibility to get out of the way!  I like that idea.  Here, toolbags will drive along in the passing lane, disrupting traffic because they are at or below the speed limit, and never merge back over.....idiots.
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: DK II on April 01, 2009, 07:15:08 AM
i remember them telling us if you are in the left hand lane on the autobahn and you see lights flash in your rearview mirror, it's your responsibility to get out of the way!  I like that idea.  Here, toolbags will drive along in the passing lane, disrupting traffic because they are at or below the speed limit, and never merge back over.....idiots.

oh, that happens here also, but i is fined to block the fast lane.

I have a little story to share about this aspect, i was driving over the highway, wanted to pass a truck, checked the rear view mirror: nothing, checked the left side mirror: nothing, literally no cars at all, so i took over to the left lane, and BOOOM!, rear view mirror was yellow, left side mirror was yellow, right side mirror was yellow.
It was a Lamboghini coming up from behind, he literally appeared out of nowhere behind me, i changed lanes and BOOM, it was gone again, lol.
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: CalvinH on April 01, 2009, 07:49:49 AM
i remember them telling us if you are in the left hand lane on the autobahn and you see lights flash in your rearview mirror, it's your responsibility to get out of the way!  I like that idea.  Here, toolbags will drive along in the passing lane, disrupting traffic because they are at or below the speed limit, and never merge back over.....idiots.



The Carolina's finally have cars?  :D
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 01, 2009, 11:35:29 AM


The Carolina's finally have cars?  :D

Hell son, we got indoor plumbing in some parts too!
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: drkaje on April 01, 2009, 11:39:35 AM
Reminds me of the Star Wars kid, LOL!
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: Bobby on April 01, 2009, 12:33:05 PM
oh, that happens here also, but i is fined to block the fast lane.

I have a little story to share about this aspect, i was driving over the highway, wanted to pass a truck, checked the rear view mirror: nothing, checked the left side mirror: nothing, literally no cars at all, so i took over to the left lane, and BOOOM!, rear view mirror was yellow, left side mirror was yellow, right side mirror was yellow.
It was a Lamboghini coming up from behind, he literally appeared out of nowhere behind me, i changed lanes and BOOM, it was gone again, lol.

sorry about that! i was in a hurry to get home from the gym, i had forgot to bring my dextrose & whey shake with me and i didn't want to miss the anabolic window
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: drkaje on April 01, 2009, 03:17:04 PM
Sent the video to my girl.

Her comments: "he needs a sports bra for running", "Why is his voice so high, other than being gay?"
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: tommywishbone on April 01, 2009, 03:18:27 PM
Pretty good story. I give it a solid B.
Title: Re: my dream came true today....
Post by: drkaje on April 01, 2009, 03:21:47 PM
"Baby he's like a midget to me. I'm not even sure he could reach my pussy with a stepladder"

"I want to cry for him!!!"