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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: spinnis on April 01, 2009, 07:51:19 AM
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lol! so fucking awkward.
Yesterday I was at a meeting with a a woman at a company that helps you get a job, and pay you a little bit of money while looking for a job.
Anyway she was a goodlooking woman and we talked about for 1.5 hour and she had found a job for me at the airport, well, she thought I should apply for it, so she said I should go home, write a personal letter about myself why this job is for me, then send her an email with the text I just wrote.
So, I went home, wrote the text sent her a email and copied the file that I THOUGHT was my personal letter, but was infact an image with me without a shirt on.. The text file was Just below the image file , so I accidentally sent the Image instead of the File.
And we spent a few minutes talking about training also so she might think I did it on purpose hahaha.
So now the woman thats supposed to help me get a job and I have another meeting with her tomorrow, and I sent her a fucking shirtless photo of myself?!?!
hahahahah this is nuts
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Be careful, man. You start to sound like Sevastase.
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we are probably gonna have some random discussions tomorrow lol.
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lol! so fucking awkward.
Yesterday I was at a meeting with a a woman at a company that helps you get a job, and pay you a little bit of money while looking for a job.
Anyway she was a goodlooking woman and we talked about for 1.5 hour and she had found a job for me at the airport, well, she thought I should apply for it, so she said I should go home, write a personal letter about myself why this job is for me, then send her an email with the text I just wrote.
So, I went home, wrote the text sent her a email and copied the file that I THOUGHT was my personal letter, but was infact an image with me without a shirt on.. The text file was Just below the image file , so I accidentally sent the Image instead of the File.
And we spent a few minutes talking about training also so she might think I did it on purpose hahaha.
So now the woman thats supposed to help me get a job and I have another meeting with her tomorrow, and I sent her a fucking shirtless photo of myself?!?!
hahahahah this is nuts
Show up with a bottle of champagne, some condoms and fuck her raw.
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Easy. Tell her it was a mistake and that it is just a picture for a muscle board full of guys. I'm sure she'll understand right away.
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she was a milf and we talked for 1.5 hours even though shes only required to spend 60min on each meeting.
Maby she wants the cock?
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Easy. Tell her it was a mistake and that it is just a picture for a muscle board full of guys. I'm sure she'll understand right away.
its it was a oold photo, so Im alot bigger then on that photo haha, So now I want to send her a recent photo instead ???
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its it was a oold photo, so Im alot bigger then on that photo haha, So now I want to send her a recent photo instead ???
Negative. Just wear your smallest tshirt to the next meeting. If she's not on the floor begging for it within 30 seconds call her a dike and slam the door behind you. You don't need that bullshit Swede.
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Negative. Just wear your smallest tshirt to the next meeting. If she's not on the floor begging for it within 30 seconds call her a dike and slam the door behind you. You don't need that bullshit Swede.
What if! I dont even give her a choice? Pulling a taliban law on the guy!!!!
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What if! I dont even give her a choice? Pulling a taliban law on the ####!!!!
I like to see she's hungry for it before I give her what she craves, but I'm a girly-man like that.
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How old is she?
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lol ;D ;D
send her your cock pics to. the damage is already done might aswell..
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lol ;D ;D
send her your cock pics to. the damage is already done might aswell..
hahahah my thought exactly...whats she going to do not give you a job...your unemployed already hahaha
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How old is she?
around 40 ;D
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lol ;D ;D
send her your cock pics to. the damage is already done might aswell..
I probably should... ;D
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I'd hit it if I were you....and get pics and post them
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haha i bet your face turned red when you realised it.
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Glad to see you're looking for a job, are you finally tired of being a loser and sitting on getbig at your parents house all day.
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She only wants to shave your "beard" :D
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ron pays us to post.
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haha i bet your face turned red when you realised it.
I looked at the email I sent her and I saw a photo of myself at the end of the message without a shirt on, and I thought wtf? is that a new insta send photos or something,
And after a sec or two I realised I sent her that damn photo haha.
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Glad to see you're looking for a job, are you finally tired of being a loser and sitting on getbig at your parents house all day.
been looking fopr months, almost Impossible to find a job nowdays.
But atlest now I have been at that "company" maby its called welfare? lol.
I will get a massive 250 euros a month about 300 dollars a month to live on. Thats 300 more then nothing though,
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quite hilarious ;D
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quite hilarious ;D
and in the message I wrote, "I would like to know what you think about it etc.."
Beacuse she is supposed to REVIEW MY LETTER NOT THE PHOTO ;D
and now that came across as I want her to review my body hahaha
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been looking fopr months, almost Impossible to find a job nowdays.
But atlest now I have been at that "company" maby its called welfare? lol.
I will get a massive 250 euros a month about 300 dollars a month to live on. Thats 300 more then nothing though,
jesus christ, i use 300 dollars a week just to eat, drink and 'chill' ...
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jesus christ, i use 300 dollars a week just to eat, drink and 'chill' ...
I know huh, if Im LUCKY i get another 250 bucks from another place that also helps people without a job, but one of their requiriments are that you look for at least 7 jobs each month.
And there aint fucking 7 jobs to even look for right now,
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better tap that ass boy or you will become like RZA :
a scarf wearing fag in Paris :-X
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lol! so fucking awkward.
Yesterday I was at a meeting with a a woman at a company that helps you get a job, and pay you a little bit of money while looking for a job.
Anyway she was a goodlooking woman and we talked about for 1.5 hour and she had found a job for me at the airport, well, she thought I should apply for it, so she said I should go home, write a personal letter about myself why this job is for me, then send her an email with the text I just wrote.
So, I went home, wrote the text sent her a email and copied the file that I THOUGHT was my personal letter, but was infact an image with me without a shirt on.. The text file was Just below the image file , so I accidentally sent the Image instead of the File.
And we spent a few minutes talking about training also so she might think I did it on purpose hahaha.
So now the woman thats supposed to help me get a job and I have another meeting with her tomorrow, and I sent her a fucking shirtless photo of myself?!?!
hahahahah this is nuts
Did she say? Jaeg har igelkoten...
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Did she say? Jaeg har igelkoten...
"I have hedgehog?"
lol?
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LMAO that is fucking hilarious, let us know how she replies.
in this picture, were you just standing there or were you hitting a pose too??
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haha swede you fucker,take some pics
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what pic was it,post it here dude
;D
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LOL. Oiled up lights out pose?
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LMAO that is fucking hilarious, let us know how she replies.
in this picture, were you just standing there or were you hitting a pose too??
rear lights out lat spread ;D
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tell her that the prerequisite of you getting a job is that you do not wear shirts.
tell her your religion forbids you to cover your nipples while working.....
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ROFL! Great stuff, Spinnis ;D
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Funny shit!! LOL :)
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don't say a word and shift the awkwardness to her... the damage is already done
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Spinnis, send her another email saying, "P.S: for an extra € 2.50 I will mail you a pair of soiled undies (white only - colored ones cost extra)" - may as well make some money out of it, if you can.
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Yesterday I was at a meeting with a a woman at a company that helps you get a job, and pay you a little bit of money while looking for a job.
Sounds like the unemployment office.
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Take a pic of her.
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she feels sorry for you being 5 foot
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GIVE IT TO HER SWEDE. HIGH AND HARD.
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You have no choice but to f u c k her now :-\
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send her another pic, in a posing
thong trunks and fully lathered in shiny lotion, of your best AB/THIGH pose. tell her you know she wants it.
come on you have nothing to lose now. ;D
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send her another pic, in a posing thong trunks and fully lathered in shiny lotion, of your best AB/THIGH pose. tell her you know she wants it.
come on you have nothing to lose now. ;D
So true, yo might get laid out of the screw up
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Come on Swede we know you can do it. Look at it from her vantage point. She is a 40 yo MILF and this is probably her last chance to ever fuck a 20 year old. It will give her a huge confidence boost and she will feel good about herself. Hit it Swede!
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lol! so fucking awkward.
Yesterday I was at a meeting with a a woman at a company that helps you get a job, and pay you a little bit of money while looking for a job.
Anyway she was a goodlooking woman and we talked about for 1.5 hour and she had found a job for me at the airport, well, she thought I should apply for it, so she said I should go home, write a personal letter about myself why this job is for me, then send her an email with the text I just wrote.
So, I went home, wrote the text sent her a email and copied the file that I THOUGHT was my personal letter, but was infact an image with me without a shirt on.. The text file was Just below the image file , so I accidentally sent the Image instead of the File.
And we spent a few minutes talking about training also so she might think I did it on purpose hahaha.
So now the woman thats supposed to help me get a job and I have another meeting with her tomorrow, and I sent her a fucking shirtless photo of myself?!?!
hahahahah this is nuts
You'll be bangin her in aweek!
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SOUND LIKE A SEVESTASE
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SOUND LIKE A SEVESTASE
omg welcome back falcon
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omg welcome back falcon
NATURALY WONDERING ABOUT U OLD FRIEND
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NATURALY WONDERING ABOUT U OLD FRIEND
WHERE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE U ??? :( :-[
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its it was a oold photo, so Im alot bigger then on that photo haha, So now I want to send her a recent photo instead ???
hahahahahahahaha
GREAT stuff!! ;D ;D ;D
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WHERE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE U ??? :( :-[
WAS WITH DONKEYKONG HAVING A FEW COLD ONES
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Easy. Tell her it was a mistake and that it is just a picture for a muscle board full of guys. I'm sure she'll understand right away.
lol.
wow, BBing is pretty gay, huh?
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WAS WITH DONKEYKONG HAVING A FEW COLD ONES
Looks like Ron let one slip out of the institutions doors!
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Looks like Ron let one slip out of the institutions doors!
ELITE NEVER BRINGS BEER TO A PARTY FOR HIS FRIENDS
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LOL this is a hilarious story Swede
GL with it
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SOUND LIKE A SEVESTASE
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good luck on the job scene bro,i hope everything works out for ya.broads are a dime a dozen these days,jobs arent
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swede would be just fine talking to johnny falcon only about this matter
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Send her an email saying april fools
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HAHA another getbig success story on welfare :D
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Dude, definitely proclaim innocence....If she loved the pic, play shy, and she'll love it. Don't listen to the guys on here...I'm a VERY successful cougar...I can tell you stuff they will never know about getting women, but don't share it...giggle..let them struggle in their own pool of ignorance...
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I'm very disappointed right now. She called me this morning and woke me up haha.
She didn't get any damn mail, I wrote .com at the end of the mail instead of .se damn all these hours on american forums lol.
This is a huge letdown to getbig and myself.
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Dude, definitely proclaim innocence....If she loved the pic, play shy, and she'll love it. Don't listen to the guys on here...I'm a VERY successful cougar...I can tell you stuff they will never know about getting women, but don't share it...giggle..let them struggle in their own pool of ignorance...
I hope you don't use that line on guys though, huge turnoff
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Jobless, spend all your time on a bodybuilding forum, can't send an email correctly and when you do you send the wrong information. Sound like a real winner as far as employees go!~ ::)
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oh brother
::) ::)
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Jobless, spend all your time on a bodybuilding forum, can't send an email correctly and when you do you send the wrong information. Sound like a real winner as far as employees go!~ ::)
We can't all be as ripped, huge and successful as you, McAnus.......
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Jobless, spend all your time on a bodybuilding forum, can't send an email correctly and when you do you send the wrong information. Sound like a real winner as far as employees go!~ ::)
Dad, is that you? :o
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Jobless, spend all your time on a bodybuilding forum, can't send an email correctly and when you do you send the wrong information. Sound like a real winner as far as employees go!~ ::)
another 6'8" 340 lbs with abs nattie executive who drives a porsche ::)
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another 6'8" 340 lbs with abs nattie executive who drives a porsche ::)
exactly
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another 6'8" 340 lbs with abs nattie executive who drives a porsche ::)
lol, if i were him i would post a pic.....
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lol, if i were him i would post a pic.....
to prove he is either Fatty alex or squad hehe
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to prove he is either Fatty alex or squad hehe
McAnus = gimmick.......? :o
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McAnus = gimmick.......? :o
ofcourse, has been stalking me forever lol
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lol, if i were him i would post a pic.....
there's asize limit here on getbig and he needs a really big pic to fit his gnormous frame
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ofcourse, has been stalking me forever lol
He has been stalking me too.........weird guy.
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there's asize limit here on getbig and he needs a really big pic to fit his gnormous frame
That makes sense.......it must be hard being as massive as McAnus is.
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mcanus :
" I'm 6'5 250 lbs you fucking moron and I dwarf you! "
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mcanus :
" I'm 6'5 250 lbs you fucking moron and I dwarf you! "
hahahahah oh brother......... ::)
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mcanus :
" I'm 6'5 250 lbs you fucking moron and I dwarf you! "
6'5" 250lbs is antenna,,,
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6'5" 250lbs is antenna,,,
actually i was just thinking that.
lol, what a tiny tit.
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SOUND LIKE A SEVESTASE
Enlighten us with more reptilian info great Waddy Falcon.
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another 6'8" 340 lbs with abs nattie executive who drives a porsche ::)
No, 6'5 250lbs who makes enough money to live comfortably in Southern California.
You= jobless eurotrash borderline alcoholic, living in a third world shithole just scraping by.
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That makes sense.......it must be hard being as massive as McAnus is.
haha I never claimed to be massive and anyone who's over 6' knows that 6'5 and 250lbs isn't massive. But I GUARANTEE I'm bigger than you kid!
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SOUND LIKE A SEVESTASE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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great thread...have you resent the email to the correct address yet? attach a discrete naked pic form the side hahahha bobby approved all the way :D 8)
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wiggs would solidify himself as a true bi-racial falcon if he "try to sound more like a sevastase"
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wiggs would solidify himself as a true bi-racial falcon if he "try to sound more like a sevastase"
welcome back. are you still on drugs?
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welcome back. are you still on drugs?
hey bobby im glad that your back in my life, you have been absent ever since my departure. drugs are a no-no
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hey bobby im glad that your back in my life, you have been absent ever since my departure. drugs are a no-no
good to know, will you return to former glory?
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mcanus :
" I'm 6'5 250 lbs you fucking moron and I dwarf you! "
Yet I won't post a pic ::)
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good to know, will you return to former glory?
will never seek glory only return to gratitude
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Swede she is dealing with many unemployed boys
every day, she will not be impressed by anything you present.
Just say you never had sex and want somebody to teach you.
Ask if she have some friend that can teach you.
Say that you cant look for jobs before you had sex for the first time
it is all you can think about.
You still live in your boys room and get free food right?
At least you will not starve on 300USD/ month.
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You still live in your boys room and get free food right?
At least you will not starve on 300USD/ month.
I never get anything from my father, well one meal a day, the rest I usually buy myself.
So even though I live at home I need the money :)
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Swede may have to resort to G4P :-\
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Swede may have to resort to G4P :-\
Gonna have to buy a webcam soon :-\
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mcanus :
" I'm 6'5 250 lbs you fucking moron and I dwarf you! "
lol lol lol what a clown
webcke, I told him to BACK OFF!!!! >:(
swede, keep us updated, i laughed my ass off, i always make sure to check twice all my attatchments haha
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Gonna have to buy a webcam soon :-\
You're gonna wish it was only through a webcam :-\
MuscleTech supplements ain't getting any cheaper.
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i always make sure to check twice all my attatchments haha
We're talking email here, right? :D
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We're talking email here, right? :D
??? what else? .....oh my dick? no, just the email :D
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I never get anything from my father,
What happened to your mother?
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We're talking email here, right? :D
By "attachments" he means a black strap-on, attached to the pelvis of his girlfriend.
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By "attachments" he means a black strap-on, attached to the pelvis of his girlfriend.
I refuse to believe it unless I see him posting about how it feels like a great deep tissue massage inside his ass
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I refuse to believe it unless I see him posting about how it feels like a great deep tissue massage inside his ass
are you saying Taylor loves a deep tissue massage in his ass?
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:-X :-X :-X
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I refuse to believe it unless I see him posting about how it feels like a great deep tissue massage inside his ass
Seems like the hip thing to do these days.