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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: calfzilla on April 01, 2009, 05:10:54 PM
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So my getbig brothers, today at my new job I discovered what could possibly be the only hot chick that works there. So what should I do? Leave her be and find a girl somewhere or use my ruthless wit and comedic timing to hit on her thus getting in her pants. Or do I just need to work on my medial delts making me appear wider and massive thus causing her to throw herself at me?
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eat her shit
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Cut a hole in your pants between your legs and pull your schlong out of it. If she notices, she wants it, if not then you're just too gay for her.
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you post on getbig
she will come.
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you post on getbig
she will come.
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Once again, if Ron would ever get us those getbig t-shirts ::)
It would make life so much easier.
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just pull her to the side one day..whisper in her ear..'i know you've probablynoticed im quite the imressive specimen...but just so you know, i post on getbig'
try to catch her as she fawns faints, in no time she will be eating your shit.
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Great idea Mr. Matrix!
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So my getbig brothers, today at my new job I discovered what could possibly be the only hot chick that works there. So what should I do? Leave her be and find a girl somewhere or use my ruthless wit and comedic timing to hit on her thus getting in her pants. Or do I just need to work on my medial delts making me appear wider and massive thus causing her to throw herself at me?
"Hello, OnlyHotGirl"
"Good morning, Calfzilla. How can I help you?"
"Just check out my medial delts. I'm wide and massive. I'm ready to get into your pants."
"Leave me be and find a girl somewhere else."
"Calfzilla!!" yells BitchyNewBoss.
"Yes, sir? I mean, ma'am?"
"Let's take a walk to Human Resources. Let's just say you'll have plenty of time to get wide and massive from now on."
>:( women in the workplace >:(
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"Hello, OnlyHotGirl"
"Good morning, Calfzilla. How can I help you?"
"Just check out my medial delts. I'm wide and massive. I'm ready to get into your pants."
"Leave me be and find a girl somewhere else."
"Calfzilla!!" yells BitchyNewBoss.
"Yes, sir? I mean, ma'am?"
"Let's take a walk to Human Resources. Let's just say you'll have plenty of time to get wide and massive from now on."
>:( women in the workplace >:(
So you're sayin I should just smack her on the bum and tell her to get back in the kitchen then stick my hand down the front of her pants? Because that's how I interpreted it.
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So you're sayin I should just smack her on the bum and tell her to get back in the kitchen then stick my hand down the front of her pants? Because that's how I interpreted it.
great interpretation.
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So you're sayin I should just smack her on the bum and tell her to get back in the kitchen then stick my hand down the front of her pants? Because that's how I interpreted it.
You have done well, Grasshopper. But keep her confidence up. Tell her, "I know you can do anything I can do, as long as it doesn't involve heavy lifting or math."
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maybe you could provide us with a butthole pic of her, calfzilla?
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maybe you could provide us with a butthole pic of her, calfzilla?
Ok I will ask her to drop her pants, spread her cheeks, and sit on the photocopy machine.
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Ok I will ask her to drop her pants, spread her cheeks, and sit on the photocopy machine.
Those come out too grainy. It would be better if you could take a digital photo.
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Those come out too grainy. It would be better if you could take a digital photo.
Hmm that may be more difficult but calfzilla is always up for a challenge. Maybe since she doesn't know me yet I will tell her I am the new doctor and I have to check all employees for anal warts and take a picture for the medical chart.
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Hmm that may be more difficult but calfzilla is always up for a challenge. Maybe since she doesn't know me yet I will tell her I am the new doctor and I have to check all employees for anal warts and take a picture for the medical chart.
Dr. Calfzilla, at your cervix...
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Hmm that may be more difficult but calfzilla is always up for a challenge. Maybe since she doesn't know me yet I will tell her I am the new doctor and I have to check all employees for anal warts and take a picture for the medical chart.
what if she comes out positive :-X
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what if she comes out positive :-X
That's the beauty of it, I will know to avoid anal.
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if she is really the only hot girl in your building dont go blowing it by hitting on her.. shes the only one therefore every guy with a functioning cock is going to be hitting on her.. say hi or something dont push it, because if you dont hit on her it will drive her nuts.
shes is in a place all girls love which is the center of attention.. and if you dont give it to her she will be all over your balls.
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try this
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eat her shit
OH HELL YEAH
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wow even Gene approves. I know what I must do.
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