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Title: currently farting so bad its actually good
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on April 01, 2009, 08:42:27 PM
god they are so rancid right now thy are actually sweet, i am not even minding it right now cause im taking each one and deciphering it like a ...whats the word for wine expert again? hints of nutmeg and lots of sugar...so incredibly rancid it has gone around full cirle and became delicious.
Title: Re: currently farting so bad its actually good
Post by: kh300 on April 01, 2009, 09:31:54 PM
lofting?

i love farts..they're funny
Title: Re: currently farting so bad its actually good
Post by: Dballn247 on April 01, 2009, 09:39:12 PM
Nothing better than farting under the covers and holding them down over your girl.  On the flipside kinda nasty when she does it to you.
Title: Re: currently farting so bad its actually good
Post by: Big_Gunzzzz on April 01, 2009, 09:52:09 PM
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on April 01, 2009, 08:42:27 PM
...whats the word for wine expert again?

Connoisseur.

Do most getbiggers enjoy the scent of their own gas?
Title: Re: currently farting so bad its actually good
Post by: Get Rowdy on April 01, 2009, 10:18:20 PM
One time I thought I had to take a dump so huge I was gonna explode, but when I sat down to shit I just farted for 15 seconds straight.
Title: Re: currently farting so bad its actually good
Post by: 2ND COMING on April 01, 2009, 10:19:42 PM
Quote from: Get Rowdy on April 01, 2009, 10:18:20 PM
One time I thought I had to take a dump so huge I was gonna explode, but when I sat down to shit I just farted for 15 seconds straight.

happens to the best of us
Title: Re: currently farting so bad its actually good
Post by: nycbull on April 02, 2009, 04:23:48 AM
sick fuckin wierdos
Title: Re: currently farting so bad its actually good
Post by: Get Rowdy on April 02, 2009, 04:30:42 AM
You guys lock the windows when you're driving with you're family? then fart and make them soak it up.  Hilarious when you've eaten chili con carne the day before.
Title: Re: currently farting so bad its actually good
Post by: Tapeworm on April 02, 2009, 04:34:44 AM
Quote from: Big_Gunzzzz on April 01, 2009, 09:52:09 PM
Connoisseur.

Do most getbiggers enjoy the scent of their own gas?

"Mmmmm.  Everybody luves their oown braand, doon't they."

(http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7927192994/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/04/08/Fat_bastard_1_.jpg)
Title: Re: currently farting so bad its actually good
Post by: webcake on April 02, 2009, 04:37:33 AM
Quote from: Tapeworm on April 02, 2009, 04:34:44 AM
"Mmmmm.  Everybody luves their oown braand, doon't they."

(http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7927192994/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/04/08/Fat_bastard_1_.jpg)

"Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! It smells like hot sick ass in a dead carcass!"
Title: Re: currently farting so bad its actually good
Post by: Tapeworm on April 02, 2009, 04:41:36 AM
Quote from: webcke on April 02, 2009, 04:37:33 AM
"Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! It smells like hot sick ass in a dead carcass!"

This kind of high brow humour is lost on most Getbiggers.  :(
Title: Re: currently farting so bad its actually good
Post by: webcake on April 02, 2009, 04:44:12 AM
Quote from: Tapeworm on April 02, 2009, 04:41:36 AM
This kind of high brow humour is lost on most Getbiggers.  :(

Yes.........their loss i guess.
Title: Re: currently farting so bad its actually good
Post by: dr.chimps on April 02, 2009, 04:57:15 AM
 :)
Title: Re: currently farting so bad its actually good
Post by: Hulkster on April 02, 2009, 03:02:22 PM
did you get that fat bastard pic from me? :) I use it alot hahahahaa ;D