ok deedles..here is 1 of my fav wilderian quotes
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
1 more
To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune. To lose both looks like carelessness. <from "the importance being earnest"
I was waiting for those. :)
Who said these -
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
dorothy parker
not sure if the other one is hers though
It was too easy. >:(
How about this one...
"So he says 'My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain.'
No googling allowed. :)
you saying i'm simple? >:(
Hey Farts! Your topic says famous quotes, not famous poems!
I have two that I like...
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."
-Mohandas Gandhi
"Like many women my age, I am 28 years old."
-Mary Schmich
We're watching Smurfs tonight
-Me