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Title: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 07, 2009, 09:39:48 PM
Who do I have to blow around here to install an avatar?

Is there some post-count I have to arrive at for the privilege or what?

FFS...



DAMY
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: chaos on April 07, 2009, 09:40:21 PM
Who do I have to blow around here to install an avatar?

Is there some post-count I have to arrive at for the privilege or what?

FFS...



DAMY
Dipshit.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: kiwiol on April 07, 2009, 09:44:21 PM
Who do I have to blow around here to install an avatar?

Is there some post-count I have to arrive at for the privilege or what?

FFS...



DAMY

You can blow whomever you fancy, as long as they are OK with it.

To answer your question though, anyone can have an avatar. Just go to your profile section, click on 'Forum profile information' and either choose one from the list or post the link to the image you want that you've hosted elsewhere.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: chaos on April 07, 2009, 09:58:22 PM
You can blow whomever you fancy, as long as they are OK with it.

To answer your question though, anyone can have an avatar. Just go to your profile section, click on 'Forum profile information' and either choose one from the list or post the link to the image you want that you've hosted elsewhere.
Spoilsport.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: kiwiol on April 07, 2009, 10:18:16 PM
Spoilsport.

Don't want him going postal and opening fire in a mall - it's all in the interest of public safety ;D
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: gordiano on April 07, 2009, 10:58:30 PM
You can blow whomever you fancy, as long as they are OK with it.

To answer your question though, anyone can have an avatar. Just go to your profile section, click on 'Forum profile information' and either choose one from the list or post the link to the image you want that you've hosted elsewhere.

You shouldn't have told him that. You should have said something like, you need 1,000 posts before you can have one. Or maybe even, fuck a grapefruit, and provide us with the evidence of such doing.......
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: benchthis on April 07, 2009, 10:59:33 PM
 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
whos gimmick is this  ;D
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: kiwiol on April 07, 2009, 11:19:14 PM
You shouldn't have told him that. You should have said something like, you need 1,000 posts before you can have one. Or maybe even, fuck a grapefruit, and provide us with the evidence of such doing.......

LOL!
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: dyslexic on April 07, 2009, 11:21:34 PM
Make him an avatar...



Here you go


(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x263/timeamajorova/meatless.jpg)
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: freespirit on April 08, 2009, 09:01:11 AM
If you don't know how, than you don't deserve it.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 08, 2009, 09:03:37 AM
Here's one for you...


(http://bp1.blogger.com/_hQFy9C-miC4/Rh5kBHQhdYI/AAAAAAAAAi8/5GjohonUUlg/s320/dumbass.jpg)
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: RZA on April 08, 2009, 09:07:06 AM
You shouldn't have told him that. You should have said something like, you need 1,000 posts before you can have one. Or maybe even, fuck a grapefruit, and provide us with the evidence of such doing.......

His game is not good enough to get a grapefruit to go to bed with him. Don't discourage him so fast. Ask for a more modest fruit. Apple, apricot, whatever...Even a pic of him and a raspberry will entertain us.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 08, 2009, 10:49:35 AM
LOL! 10/10 fellas, you pisstaking bastards! Predictably kicked off by the exquisitely antisocial Chaos!

I am no gimmick. I is who my username sez I is.

I've tried using all the available links to an image on photobucket, but when I hit change, it just takes me back to the top where I started.

As for the meatless crack, you might feel a little foolish if you knew to whom you referred.


DAMY  ;)
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 08, 2009, 07:14:07 PM
As you can see, I dun got me a avatar.

It was a resizing issue, I thought perhaps the site would auto-shrink any file too large for its allocated space.

It seems not.

'preciate the love.


DAMY
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on April 08, 2009, 07:18:55 PM
u silly goose u already have avatar
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: Veteran_Lifter on April 08, 2009, 07:19:27 PM
As you can see, I dun got me a avatar.

It was a resizing issue, I thought perhaps the site would auto-shrink any file too large for its allocated space.

It seems not.

'preciate the love.


DAMY

the site does auto re-size.

Click 'the showstoppas' avatar - right click > view image - to see.

Youre probably a scum riddled mulatto dildo of an imbecile using IE though, so I'll leave it to you to fathom how to view said avatar.

fucking bender.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: chaos on April 08, 2009, 08:17:36 PM
As you can see, I dun got me a avatar.

It was a resizing issue, I thought perhaps the site would auto-shrink any file too large for its allocated space.

It seems not.

'preciate the love.


DAMY
Show us your tits.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 08, 2009, 11:20:34 PM
You got it... *footsteps*


DAMY
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: dyslexic on April 08, 2009, 11:22:38 PM


As for the meatless crack, you might feel a little foolish if you knew to whom you referred.


DAMY  ;)


Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh... O.K.


Are you a total Noob to the internet, or just partially retarded?
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: mossel on April 08, 2009, 11:27:37 PM
thread reported to moderator.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 08, 2009, 11:37:05 PM
(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i275/AndyPix/Pecs2004.jpg)


This was me about five years since.


DAMY
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 08, 2009, 11:38:56 PM
Reported to moderator?

Why would that be, you officious little stinkbomb?


DAMY
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 08, 2009, 11:50:03 PM
By the way Shirtlifter, I am not a mulatto, rather a quadroon. I have quite a European beak and medium lips.

You sorry-ass child botherer.


DAMY
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: pillowtalk on April 09, 2009, 12:52:14 AM
the site does auto re-size.

Click 'the showstoppas' avatar - right click > view image - to see.

Youre probably a scum riddled mulatto dildo of an imbecile using IE though, so I'll leave it to you to fathom how to view said avatar.

fucking bender.

Just take my 'Browning MKIII .9mm" into the bath-room (there is a full clip in it already) & do your-self you TARDED little cretin & rid the fucking gene pool of your rancid, little, decision based, conundrums.

Fucking waste of skin, wanker !!

PT - apenas semeando sementes - apenas semeando sementes.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: Euro-monster on April 09, 2009, 12:56:30 AM
(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i275/AndyPix/Pecs2004.jpg)


This was me about five years since.


DAMY

Sevasmentaste is this you?..... ;D
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: pillowtalk on April 09, 2009, 12:59:36 AM
In fact, fuck it I will throw in a box of 115 grain full jacket (hollow point).9mm
Go do your fat fucking whore of yours & that brat with the 'IQ' of a Garden tool, before you finish up with the task of ridding the planet of you fucking Chav genes, you fucking disgraceful disease you.

PT - apenas semeando mais sementes - apenas semeando mais sementes.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 09, 2009, 01:00:34 AM
Yes, yes, very clever, Willowcock.

Here's an idea in return. Find a quarter-mile drag strip, boundaried at the far end by a concrete buttress.

Then drive a half-mile as fast as you can.

Which, since you drive a 1986 Yugo, isn't so very fast at all.

But you get the idea.

You pole-smoking sausage jockey.


DAMY  ;D
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: Rami on April 09, 2009, 01:06:11 AM
terrible gimmick  :)
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: pillowtalk on April 09, 2009, 01:09:32 AM
Yes, yes, very clever, Willowcock.

Here's an idea in return. Find a quarter-mile drag strip, boundaried at the far end by a concrete buttress.

Then drive a half-mile as fast as you can.

Which, since you drive a 1986 Yugo, isn't so very fast at all.

But you get the idea.

You pole-smoking sausage jockey.
DAMY  ;D

My Audi RS4 4.2 Quattro  (in Black of course) will get me into that wall at (as I have had the block moded) over 160MPH !!
How fast will the Bus you have to ctach get there ??

Suck my tail pipe while I do the quarter mile, the road rash on ya face might make us think you are actually a part of our race.

PT - Apenas embora um, innit ??

Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: pillowtalk on April 09, 2009, 01:13:04 AM
terrible gimmick  :)

Do you instantly get your vocabulary reduced to a hand full of words / phrases, once you break the 10,000 post mark on 'GB' ??

Gimmick - I own your ass, etc............
Wha gwan Blood clut mon - ya is seen - ya eeeeeeeeer me
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 09, 2009, 01:19:11 AM
Rami, a gimmick is a short-lived marketing ploy, you brain donor.

I'm sick of tawnies mangling my langwidge.

Funny how you chose to comment after I'd posted a pic of my chest, hmm? Jesus, for such an apparently homo-shy nation, you guys sure are a shower of transparent dirt-devils.

My asspipe hurts just reading some of this guff.

And who or what is Sevasmentaste?


DAMY
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 09, 2009, 01:26:31 AM
You lie, Pillowboy.

I haven't been on a bus for a long while. Last time I did, I had to disembark early, for the bus operator no longer allows its drivers to risk a journey through the South side of Brixton.

So I had to shout your mother a taxi to get my weekly blow job.

But I broke even, 'cos your father gave me twenty to let him watch.

Asshole.


DAMY
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: pillowtalk on April 09, 2009, 01:40:57 AM
Lambeth you forgetful Twat, I was in prison In 'HMP' Brixton London SW2 Hin-glan 'UK'.

Suck my arse, I have chronic runs 'ATM'
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: pillowtalk on April 09, 2009, 01:47:32 AM

And who or what is Sevasmentaste?
DAMY

'Sevestas' or 'Sev' to you & I.
The most hated & ridiculed, generaly laughed at & not with, member on 'GB'.
Don't worry !! you will get to see his inane, mundane, comments, the moment he raises his empty head, from the filthy Pillow in the squat he inhabits some-where in the bruk down Eastern block.

You have to feel sorry for him really, NO ONE ELSE ON HERE DOES, BUT WTF !!
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 09, 2009, 01:50:52 AM
What ya mean Lambeth, you forgetful twat  ?

Where the fuck is Brixton, if not Lambuff?


DAMY


Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: mossel on April 09, 2009, 01:51:22 AM
thread boycott!
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 09, 2009, 01:52:12 AM
thread boycott!


Any relation to Geoffrey?


DAMY
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: mossel on April 09, 2009, 01:54:49 AM
you are breaking the law! breaking the law!!!
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 09, 2009, 02:02:11 AM
you are breaking the law! breaking the law!!!


Better by you, better than me, Mossel...  ;)

(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i275/AndyPix/Boooomffff.jpg)


DAMY
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: clued-up on April 09, 2009, 02:03:00 AM
you remind me of this guy debussey.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: clued-up on April 09, 2009, 02:03:41 AM
(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i275/AndyPix/Pecs2004.jpg)
This was me about five years since.
DAMY

your chest looks a lot like yates  :)
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: pillowtalk on April 09, 2009, 02:04:57 AM
What ya mean Lambeth, you forgetful twat  ?

Where the fuck is Brixton, if not Lambuff?


DAMY

For a cunt you know a lot about the geography of my town.
Split hairs if you wish, wanker, but then go kill your family & your-self with the Pistola I provided.

Why is it not 'HMP' Lambeth then ??
Duh......
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: mossel on April 09, 2009, 02:05:17 AM
Welcom back Titus!!!!
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 09, 2009, 02:11:12 AM
James, don't 'Yates' have a first name then?

But yes, it's been said before. My back can't touch his, though. Not in top form anyway.

Dildotalk, I have shooters of my own.

One of them can take out a rotten potato at ten feet.

Hardcore, me.


DAMY
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: clued-up on April 09, 2009, 02:12:30 AM
Hardcore, me.

DAMY

you are hardcore indeed.. i like you.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: pillowtalk on April 09, 2009, 02:12:44 AM
I was born in 'Kings college hospital' on 'Denmark hill' in 1971 June 19

Nah that ain't fucking Brixton nah is it, C@NT.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DK II on April 09, 2009, 02:13:47 AM
Don't want him going postal and opening fire in a mall - it's all in the interest of public safety ;D

lol, thanks.

The guy has already been melting down pretty bad....

seems to be short tempered.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: clued-up on April 09, 2009, 02:14:32 AM
I was born in 'Kings college hospital' on 'Denmark hill' in 1971 June 19

Nah that ain't fucking brixton nah is it, C@NT.

why dont you use that knife in your avatar as a butt plug.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: mossel on April 09, 2009, 02:16:56 AM
time to take your fina!!!!
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: pillowtalk on April 09, 2009, 02:18:40 AM
why dont you use that knife in your avatar as a butt plug.

That 'T-REX' is a one piece Titanium Alloy, specialist tool.
My fav concealed weapon, out side fire arms of course.

How about we use it to plug your carotid artery both sides for, say, 3 nano-seconds each plug ??
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 09, 2009, 02:19:29 AM
I like you too, Jamesy.

One day we can set up shop together, selling needlepoint patterns.

 :)

Pillowdork, don't you mean King's College 'ospi'al, and Denmark 'ill?

You fackin' toy-litt!


DAMY
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DK II on April 09, 2009, 02:19:40 AM
why dont you use that knife in your avatar as a butt plug.

beware, "pillowtalk" is totally hardcore, he already described his wishes to kill at least 2 members of the board.

Guy is fucking nuts, if you ask me.

That 'T-REX' is one piece Titanium Alloy.
My fav concealed weapon, out side fire arms of course.

How about we use it to plug your carotid artery both side for,say, 3 nano-seconds each plug ??

3 now.

Fuck off, pillowtalk.

Looks like your parents did not love you, hm?
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: clued-up on April 09, 2009, 02:22:03 AM
That 'T-REX' is one piece Titanium Alloy.
My fav concealed weapon, out side fire arms of course.

How about we use it to plug your carotid artery both side for,say, 3 nano-seconds each plug ??

I'm sure you are very dangerous... in your own mind. but your best bet with that knife.. is using it as a butt plug.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: clued-up on April 09, 2009, 02:23:09 AM
beware, "pillowtalk" is totally hardcore, he already described his wishes to kill at least 2 members of the board.

Guy is fucking nuts, if you ask me.

3 now.

a little nuts can make for an interesting time.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 09, 2009, 02:25:23 AM
Why aren't we talking about avatars anymore?

Molasses, let's go report this thread...

*purposeful marching*


DAMY
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: pillowtalk on April 09, 2009, 02:25:59 AM

Looks like your parents did not love you, hm?

I was in an institution from a very early age, only love I got was tough love.

Ass wipe.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: clued-up on April 09, 2009, 02:26:35 AM
I was in an institution from a very early age, only love I got was tough love.

Ass wipe.

come see me.. i'll love ya.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DK II on April 09, 2009, 02:27:41 AM
I'm sure you are very dangerous... in your own mind. but your best bet with that knife.. is using it as a butt plug.

Are you saying when his daddy comes to the basement to rape his ass he will forget the hate for a second?

I was in an institution from a very early age, only love I got was tough love.

Ass wipe.

You should go back to some institution fast, you need some professional help dude.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: mossel on April 09, 2009, 02:28:08 AM
this is the most thrilling thread in getbig history!!!
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: pillowtalk on April 09, 2009, 02:28:23 AM
beware, "pillowtalk" is totally hardcore, he already described his wishes to kill at least 2 members of the board.


16,000'ish post,hhhhmmmmmmmm, not quite in Chaos land yet are we ??
note to self (must try harder).
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 09, 2009, 02:28:41 AM
Shady Oaks was a cruel, cruel place.

But I turned out all right.

Apart from the odd hooker murder. And let's face it, they're asking for it.

PT, you have a thread dedicated to you.


DAMY
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: clued-up on April 09, 2009, 02:29:22 AM
Are you saying when his daddy comes to the basement to rape his ass he will forget the hate for a second?

no.. I'm saying this guy will go waving his little knife around the wrong person and something bad will happen to him.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DK II on April 09, 2009, 02:29:50 AM
16,000'ish post,hhhhmmmmmmmm, not quite in Chaos land yet are we ??
note to self (must try harder).

try harder, someone has tried that before...

Doesn't work.

Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: pillowtalk on April 09, 2009, 02:30:30 AM

You should go back to some institution fast, you need some professional help dude.

The best minds in the world of 'mental health care' have tried & failed.
I am off - ALL - med's right now.

Ahem..............
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: pillowtalk on April 09, 2009, 02:31:24 AM
try harder, someone has tried that before...

Doesn't work.




LOLOLOLOLOOOLz....... :-*
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: pillowtalk on April 09, 2009, 02:33:48 AM
a little nuts can make for an interesting time.

Sure can, well I enjoy my work at least.

here is a closer look.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: mossel on April 09, 2009, 02:35:53 AM
looks fancy...

like the practical knife's more...

(http://armysurplus1.net/catalog/images/BDK513_510.jpg)
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: clued-up on April 09, 2009, 02:36:23 AM
Sure can, well I enjoy my work at least.

your work? what type of work do you do?
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: mossel on April 09, 2009, 02:41:04 AM
(http://www.itim.nsw.gov.au/images/epigastric_knife.jpg)

kitchen knifes are also effective...
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: clued-up on April 09, 2009, 02:44:32 AM
kitchen knifes are also effective...

I could skin your feet with a kitchen knife.. and then make you play hopstoch with me.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: mossel on April 09, 2009, 02:46:07 AM
you really need a carebear...


(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k246/kingcrippler/carebear3.jpg)
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: clued-up on April 09, 2009, 02:47:07 AM
you really need a carebear...

but.. a carebear isn't real. you are  :)
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 09, 2009, 02:48:20 AM
I think that guy in the pic saw himself in a mirror and headed straight for the knife block.


DAMY
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: clued-up on April 09, 2009, 02:49:23 AM
I think that guy in the pic saw himself in a mirror and headed straight for the knife block.


DAMY

no.. thats the work of a woman.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 09, 2009, 02:50:52 AM
Fuck, on closer inspection, I think it may BE a woman, with terrible golfball tits.


DAMY
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: clued-up on April 09, 2009, 02:51:18 AM
Fuck, on closer inspection, I think it may BE a woman, with terrible golfball tits.


DAMY

yes.. thats a woman.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: mossel on April 09, 2009, 02:51:53 AM
but.. a carebear isn't real. you are  :)

no i'm not....

(http://www.learnartificialneuralnetworks.com/images/aiimg3.jpg)
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: clued-up on April 09, 2009, 02:53:21 AM
no i'm not....

I think you are.. and I'm sure you have pretty feet.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: mossel on April 09, 2009, 02:55:46 AM
...

here's a little something to feed that fetish...

(http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A1551/155159/300_155159.jpg)
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 09, 2009, 02:57:17 AM
I like feet too. Unsquashed by stoopid shoes, well cared for, painted toes.

I also notice things like strong chins/jaws.

Appeals to me just as much as T 'n' A.


DAMY
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: mossel on April 09, 2009, 03:00:27 AM

[saving the threadmode]


(http://www.cartuningcentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/car-babe.jpg)



[/saving the threadmode]
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 09, 2009, 03:01:33 AM
Okay, I'm outahere.

Who'dathought such a thread could stem from me being an avatard?  ;)

Back later.


DAMY
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: clued-up on April 09, 2009, 03:04:54 AM
...

here's a little something to feed that fetish...

(http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A1551/155159/300_155159.jpg)

(http://www.hollywoodtoysandcostumes.com/storeimages/1585058.jpg)

well this is what we could do with the kitchen knife.. and then you could join me for a set of barefoot wind sprints.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: mossel on April 09, 2009, 03:27:04 AM
...

why?
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: clued-up on April 09, 2009, 03:29:28 AM
...

why?

because.. you guys think knives are cool. but you really haven't even played with a knife. so.. we could play.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: clued-up on April 09, 2009, 03:39:39 AM
because.. you guys think knives are cool. but you really haven't even played with a knife. so.. we could play.

I'm joking.. the only place I use a knife is in the kitchen.. to prepare a tasty meal  :)
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: BIG_STI on April 09, 2009, 03:46:40 AM
awful gimmick
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 09, 2009, 04:00:40 AM
awful gimmick


Lo, another wordsmith.


DAMY
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: mossel on April 09, 2009, 04:40:26 AM
if you crossbreed a bigmac with a whopper...

how would it be called...


...?


a bigper? or a whomac?
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DK II on April 09, 2009, 04:43:08 AM
Sure can, well I enjoy my work at least.

here is a closer look.


What a fucking douche you are....


Internet hardcore thug, posting pics of guns and knives.... i am shivering infear...
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: mossel on April 09, 2009, 04:44:51 AM
(http://www.monkeyreview.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/1237436885305.jpg)
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DK II on April 09, 2009, 04:54:44 AM
(http://www.monkeyreview.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/1237436885305.jpg)

Spot on.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 09, 2009, 04:59:34 AM
I'm DK, a pus-filled
Spot on
the world's arse cheek.


DAMY
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 09, 2009, 05:02:46 AM
What a fucking douche you are....


Internet hardcore thug, posting pics of guns and knives.... i am shivering infear...





(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i275/AndyPix/Wanchor-1.jpg)


DAMY
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 09, 2009, 05:03:03 AM
I'm DK, a pus-filled  the world's arse cheek.


DAMY

i see you finally figured out the complicated task of posting an avatar.....
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DK II on April 09, 2009, 05:05:23 AM
i see you finally figured out the complicated task of posting an avatar.....

lol, "DAMY" is so deep in "pillowtalk"s ass that he would need more than an explanation from Kiwiol to find out of there again.

Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 09, 2009, 05:10:23 AM
lol, "DAMY" is so deep in "pillowtalk"s ass that he would need more than an explanation from Kiwiol to find out of there again.



isn't "pillowbiter" the fake gun fiend?  Oh brother, those two are a getbig romance in the making.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DK II on April 09, 2009, 05:23:33 AM
isn't "pillowbiter" the fake gun fiend?  Oh brother, those two are a getbig romance in the making.

Yes, the two lovebirds are exchanging love letters against the beating the two are getting....

LMAO
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 09, 2009, 05:24:32 AM
Yes, the two lovebirds are exchanging love letters against the beating the two are getting....

LMAO


haha, yes DK, they both strike me as the types who enjoy "the full length" on a regular basis.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: pillowtalk on April 09, 2009, 05:26:00 AM
your work? what type of work do you do?

We do not discuss my work !!
It is, how you say, of a very private nature.

Ask 'Chaos'
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 09, 2009, 05:27:25 AM
We do not discuss my work !!
It is, how you say, of a very private nature.



Translation: the fluffer of a gay porn fluffer....
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DK II on April 09, 2009, 05:31:48 AM
Translation: the fluffer of a gay porn fluffer....

well, he has lots of pictures of guns and a Audi matchbox car.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Internet_tough_guy
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 09, 2009, 05:37:14 AM
Oh yeah, unlike the mutual admiration society that is Cockshopper and Donkey Dick.

If anyone is tweeting out tunes on each other's skinflutes, 'tis those two.

And it's interesting to see how folks on forums try to draw a virtual crowd around themselves, lacking the courage of their purported convictions.

I helped PT during a bit of temporary IT spazzery some time ago, yes, and I hosted a pic for him. I have thus far managed to resist hosting his prick, though.

Blowing my muck on an autographed pic of him is different. It just is.


DAMY
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DK II on April 09, 2009, 05:38:49 AM
Oh yeah, unlike the mutual admiration society that is Cockshopper and Donkey Dick.

If anyone is tweeting out tunes on each other's skinflutes, 'tis those two.

And it's interesting to see how folks on forums try to draw a virtual crowd around themselves, lacking the courage of their purported convictions.

I helped PT during a bit of temporary IT spazzery some time ago, yes, and I hosted a pic for him. I have thus far managed to resist hosting his prick, though.

Blowing my muck on an autographed pic of him is different. It just is.


DAMY

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_F3YvubZL1JQ/R6Ggr6cD87I/AAAAAAAAAQQ/cpVBmnKw63c/s320/Hillary%2BMeltdown.jpg)
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 09, 2009, 05:51:51 AM
What does Hillary have to do with me and my boyfriend?

By the way, a couple of posts back, you remarked that Pillowtalk has 'a Audi'.

You sure you ain't a Feargal Sharkey? That kind of syntactophobia is hard to reconcile with anyone European.



DAMY
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 09, 2009, 05:52:06 AM
I helped PT during a bit of temporary IT spazzery some time ago, yes, and I hosted a pic for him. I have thus far managed to resist hosting his prick, though.

Blowing my muck on an autographed pic of him is different. It just is.


DAMY

Where do you turds come from?  I was actually just joking, but it appears you and pillowbiter are in love.  :-\
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DK II on April 09, 2009, 05:53:41 AM
Where do you turds come from?  I was actually just joking, but it appears you and pillowbiter are in love.  :-\

This guy "DAMY" has to be the bottom, it seems he just loves to receive.  ;D
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 09, 2009, 05:56:03 AM
This guy "DAMY" has to be the bottom, it seems he just loves to receive.  ;D

Don't you like how he's trying to some across as an intellectual in his posts, yet the clod couldn't figure out the incredibly difficult task of posting an AVATAR!  hahaha, tough stuff right there....
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DK II on April 09, 2009, 05:58:23 AM
Don't you like how he's trying to some across as an intellectual in his posts, yet the clod couldn't figure out the incredibly difficult task of posting an AVATAR!  hahaha, tough stuff right there....

Yes, but he is extremly fast in pointing out typos and misspellings, looks like he uses the spell check every time, lol!!

Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: pillowtalk on April 09, 2009, 05:59:48 AM
come see me.. i'll love ya.

(vioce of Elmer Thud) Iz dat a pwomise ??
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 09, 2009, 06:00:30 AM
Yes, but he is extremly fast in pointing out typos and misspellings, looks like he uses the spell check every time, lol!!




haha, I'm in trouble.  I just type it out and seldom even review before posting......he will "own" my lack of spellchecking/typing ability....hahaha
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 09, 2009, 06:01:31 AM
I'm sure you are very dangerous... in your own mind. but your best bet with that knife.. is using it as a butt plug.
:D
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 09, 2009, 06:03:08 AM
Trying to come across as an intellectual? Nope. I could give a fuck about philosophy, the arts, fine wine, haute cuisine, science... anything viewed as remotely highbrow.

I'm more yer Marty Crane than Niles or Frasier. Beer 'n' baseball as opposed to champagne and opera.

And I did point out that the avatar difficulty turned out to be an oversight re the need to resize.

So fuck you and the rickshaw you struggled in on.


DAMY
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DK II on April 09, 2009, 06:04:28 AM
Trying to come across as an intellectual? Nope. I could give a fuck about philosophy, the arts, fine wine, haute cuisine, science... anything viewed as remotely highbrow.

I'm more yer Marty Crane than Niles or Frasier. Beer 'n' baseball as opposed to champagne and opera.

And I did point out that the avatar difficulty turned out to be an oversight re the need to resize.

So fuck you and the rickshaw you struggled in on.


DAMY

epic backpaddling....

Are you trying to get some love now after you got raped?
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 09, 2009, 06:07:35 AM
Chortle!

You mean backpedalling, no?


DAMY
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: pillowtalk on April 09, 2009, 06:09:59 AM
looks fancy...

like the practical knife's more...



Mine is as practical as the objective requires.
It has a leg strap (elasticated) with a clip in sheath, yuo need to press a button to release the blade.
It has only 1 application.
Neck work.

Those you posted look like Army surplus to me, with all due respect $10 a pop !!

PT - mate-o em vinte segundos horizontalmente
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: pillowtalk on April 09, 2009, 06:12:37 AM
Chortle!

You mean backpedalling, no?


DAMY

OI- c@nt FACE CHECK YA FUCKING YAHOO MAIL WILL YA, FFS
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 09, 2009, 06:13:18 AM
lol

you wanna be a gangsta killa so badly you are trying too hard

we all know you are just a big pussy :)
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: pillowtalk on April 09, 2009, 06:15:32 AM
no.. I'm saying this guy will go waving his little knife around the wrong person and something bad will happen to him.

Now this I had to laugh at.
Still don't know what i do for a living do we !! hahahahaha...........wan ker.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: webcake on April 09, 2009, 06:17:27 AM
What seems to be the problem?
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 09, 2009, 06:17:58 AM
Now this I had to laugh at.
Still don't know what i do for a living do we !! hahahahaha...........wan ker.

you said you clean pools right ?

lol
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DK II on April 09, 2009, 06:19:52 AM
Chortle!

You mean backpedalling, no?


DAMY

Thank you.

Maybe we should change this discussion to German or Japanese, if that would suit you better?
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: pillowtalk on April 09, 2009, 06:21:19 AM
What a fucking douche you are....


Internet hardcore thug, posting pics of guns and knives.... i am shivering infear...

You are not in a category that need worry about me, old chasp.
Un-like many of you 'GB'ers' I am who I am on here as well as the world that we CALL real.
Read some 'Descarte' & stay off line for a month.
have a break - have a KIT-KAT.

Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DK II on April 09, 2009, 06:22:36 AM
You are not in a category that need worry about me, old chasp.
Un-like many of you 'GB'ers' I am who I am on here as well as the world that we CALL real.
Read some 'Descarte' & stay off line for a month.
have a break - have a KIT-KAT.



hardcore.

Do you mean Descartes, btw?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren%C3%A9_Descartes
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: pillowtalk on April 09, 2009, 06:23:13 AM
What a fucking douche you are....


Internet hardcore thug, posting pics of guns and knives.... i am shivering infear...
WARUM TUN SIE, KOMMEN SIE SO HÄUFIG JEDE MÖGLICHE WEISE HER, WAS SIE EINEN DIESEN PLATZ VERLASSEN ??
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: webcake on April 09, 2009, 06:23:19 AM
You are not in a category that need worry about me, old chasp.
Un-like many of you 'GB'ers' I am who I am on here as well as the world that we CALL real.
Read some 'Descarte' & stay off line for a month.
have a break - have a KIT-KAT.



I think maybe you should log off the internets.......... :)
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: BIG_STI on April 09, 2009, 06:23:29 AM
It's probably the same guy posting under both gimmicks, a true loser on the level of AXA.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DK II on April 09, 2009, 06:24:18 AM
WARUM TUN SIE, KOMMEN SIE SO HÄUFIG JEDE MÖGLICHE WEISE HER, WAS SIE EINEN DIESEN PLATZ VERLASSEN ??

Great google translation skills.

It's probably the same guy posting under both gimmicks, a true loser on the level of AXA.

Yep, i would say the same.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: pillowtalk on April 09, 2009, 06:26:46 AM
but it appears you and pillowbiter are in love.  :-\

Oh MAN !! - how many times has a dullard like you changed PT into PB ?? go on have a guess.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 09, 2009, 06:28:01 AM
lol

you wanna be a gangsta killa so badly you are trying too hard

we all know you are just a big pussy :)

haha, yes seve, he strikes me as the type who has his "ninja throwing stars" displayed on his wall next to his Enter the Dragon movie posters...

Here is a pic of him and DAMY in a fierce training session:


(http://capitalgiant.org/images/rex_kwon_do_1.jpg)


Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: pillowtalk on April 09, 2009, 06:29:27 AM
I think maybe you should log off the internets.......... :)

The day I listen to a fuck-wit with an Arnie avatar, is the day that \T-REX' will be used as a but-plug.
Get a fucking life mate, FFS

I have been here since 07, how many posts have I got ??
& you..............
Like I said = LIFE - GET 1.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DK II on April 09, 2009, 06:30:30 AM
The day I listen to a fuck-wit with an Arnie avatar, is the day that \T-REX' will be used as a but-plug.
Get a fucking life mate, FFS

I have been here since 07, how many posts have I got ??
& you..............
Like I said = LIFE - GET 1.

Meltdown.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: webcake on April 09, 2009, 06:31:13 AM
The day I listen to a fuck-wit with an Arnie avatar, is the day that \T-REX' will be used as a but-plug.
Get a fucking life mate, FFS

I have been here since 07, how many posts have I got ??
& you..............
Like I said = LIFE - GET 1.

What seems to be the problem, pole smoker?
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: webcake on April 09, 2009, 06:32:04 AM
Meltdown.

Yes i think pillowbiter needs a fresh tampon and to log off the internets for a while......
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: pillowtalk on April 09, 2009, 06:33:00 AM
Great  translation skills.


YEAH & YOUR ENGLISH IS PERFECT, BUT THEN MY PORTUGUESE IS BETTER THAN YOURS.

DKNY wearing MOFO, LOOLOLz.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DK II on April 09, 2009, 06:34:16 AM
Yes i think pillowbiter needs a fresh tampon and to log off the internets for a while......

He's too hardcore, he will posts more pics of weapons and threaten to kill you and your family to fight for his place on getbig like the true alpha male he is.  ::) ::)

YEAH & YOUR ENGLISH IS PERFECT, BUT THEN MY PORTUGUESE IS BETTER THAN YOURS.

DKNY wearing MOFO, LOOLOLz.

Wow, another meltdown...

This is too easy.

Are you going to kill me with the pictures of a shotgun now??  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: pillowtalk on April 09, 2009, 06:35:12 AM
Meltdown.

Rough translation = sore nerve, me thinks (you guys are just on here waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much for your own good).

2 words = Human interaction....
I am off to get some, I hear my wife pulling her car up the drive.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DK II on April 09, 2009, 06:36:40 AM
Rough translation = sore nerve, me thinks (you guys are just on here waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much for your own good).

2 words = Human interaction....

You should try to get into the translation business, seems like you're an expert.  ::)
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: webcake on April 09, 2009, 06:37:40 AM
Rough translation = sore nerve, me thinks (you guys are just on here waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much for your own good).

2 words = Human interaction....
I am off to get some, I hear my wife pulling her car up the drive.

Your "wife" is an ugly slut......... :)
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 09, 2009, 06:39:02 AM
Your "wife" is an ugly slut......... :)

webcke, did DAMY post pics that I'm not aware of?  8)
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DK II on April 09, 2009, 06:39:34 AM

I am off to get some, I hear my wife pulling her car up the drive.

Translation: Mommy is calling for dinner and my allowed daily 3 hours of media use are done.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: CalvinH on April 09, 2009, 06:41:38 AM
Just a horrible thread.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 09, 2009, 06:43:20 AM
haha, yes seve, he strikes me as the type who has his "ninja throwing stars" displayed on his wall next to his Enter the Dragon movie posters...

Here is a pic of him and DAMY in a fierce training session:


(http://capitalgiant.org/images/rex_kwon_do_1.jpg)





Not for nuthin', but can I be the one rockin' the aviators?


DAMY
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DK II on April 09, 2009, 06:44:05 AM
Just a horrible thread.

Be careful or DAMY/pillowbiter will kill you.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=274416.0
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 09, 2009, 06:45:42 AM
I hear my wife pulling her car up the drive.


PT, why doesn't she drive it like everyone else?


DAMY *amused at self*
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 09, 2009, 06:45:43 AM

Not for nuthin', but can I be the one rockin' the aviators?


DAMY

haha, I thought pillow was the "top" but hey, I'll let you fellas work that one out.... ;D
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: CalvinH on April 09, 2009, 06:51:21 AM
Be careful or DAMY/pillowbiter will kill you.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=274416.0



After reading the first page I just skipped all the posts except for your and Show because I know you guys can bring the funny.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 09, 2009, 06:53:21 AM
LOL! What a loyal subject.


DAMY
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DK II on April 09, 2009, 07:19:36 AM


After reading the first page I just skipped all the posts except for your and Show because I know you guys can bring the funny.

hehe, pillowbiter will get you with his RS 4 Audi!
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: pillowtalk on April 09, 2009, 10:52:29 AM
Your "wife" is an ugly slut......... :)

Another ShvartzKaffa attemt at ?? not sure. ??? ??? :-*
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 09, 2009, 10:54:40 AM
Another ShvartzKaffa attemt at ?? not sure. ??? ??? :-*

Pillow, DAMY wants to be the top in your relationship.  Thoughts?
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: pillowtalk on April 09, 2009, 10:56:01 AM
hehe, pillowbiter will get you with his RS 4 Audi!

Do Germans not have 50K cars, I mean come on, the fucking thing was made there.

Honestly, you get weaker & weaker & weaker &..............
With every post.

Yes I have a villa in the Algarve & a nice Audi.
Yes I have a Gun license in Portugal.
Yes I have a lot of weapons.
Yes yes Yes yes Yes yes Yes yes Yes yes Yes yes Yes yes..................... ........
& the point was ??

Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DK II on April 09, 2009, 11:21:31 AM
Do Germans not have 50K cars, I mean come on, the fucking thing was made there.

Honestly, you get weaker & weaker & weaker &..............
With every post.

Yes I have a villa in the Algarve & a nice Audi.
Yes I have a Gun license in Portugal.
Yes I have a lot of weapons.
Yes yes Yes yes Yes yes Yes yes Yes yes Yes yes Yes yes..................... ........
& the point was ??



BOOM!

Are you also going to put that Mossberg up my mouth and kill me like you threatened to do?  ::) ::)


What a fucking tool you are, LMAO.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 09, 2009, 11:23:16 AM
BOOM!

Are you also going to put that Mossberg up my mouth and kill me like you threatened to do?  ::) ::)


What a fucking tool you are, LMAO.

Maybe pillow is a member of the Boo Yaa Tribe....hahahaha
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DK II on April 09, 2009, 11:26:24 AM
Maybe pillow is a member of the Boo Yaa Tribe....hahahaha

No, he is so rich that he actually could own the boo yaa tribe, problem is he is a bottom, so the boo yaa tribe marched over him one night.

Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DAMY on April 09, 2009, 11:27:19 AM
BOOM!

Are you also going to put that Mossberg up my mouth and kill me like you threatened to do?  ::) ::)


What a fucking tool you are, LMAO.


Christ, I'm getting a hard-on!


DAMY
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DK II on April 09, 2009, 11:28:02 AM

Christ, I'm getting a hard-on!


DAMY

 ::) ::)

Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: pillowtalk on April 09, 2009, 01:58:58 PM
BOOM!

Are you also going to put that Mossberg up my mouth and kill me like you threatened to do?  ::) ::)


What a fucking tool you are, LMAO.

Show me the post where I said this DKNY - you can't.
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: DK II on April 09, 2009, 02:01:36 PM
Show me the post where I said this DKNY - you can't.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=273951.msg3864824#msg3864824

Look it up, you wrote it as a comment to DMYS post....


So, are you going to kill me now?  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Ava-fuckin'-tars!
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 09, 2009, 02:24:23 PM
2 of the biggest jokes on getbig

donki and pillowbite

lol