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Title: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: dan18 on April 08, 2009, 03:48:18 PM
BUT WHY IS SHE MUFF DIVING ON THIS UGLY BITCH SHE LOOKS LIKE TOM PRINCE OFF THE JUICE....


Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: tendonitis on April 08, 2009, 03:49:15 PM
it's just a phase she's going through, she'll be back to riding the cawk soon
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: lovemonkey on April 08, 2009, 03:50:17 PM
Hi dan.
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: elite_lifter on April 08, 2009, 03:50:54 PM
Lohan is a skank, her Vag is probably infested w/10 different diseases.
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Post by: Jeffro on April 08, 2009, 03:50:56 PM
All cocaine and freckles.
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Eisenherz on April 08, 2009, 03:55:51 PM
All cocaine and freckles.

and dried vomit in hair.
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: lovemonkey on April 08, 2009, 03:55:57 PM
Someone quick save this thread with pictures of her melons.
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: elite_lifter on April 08, 2009, 03:58:19 PM
Someone quick save this thread with pictures of her melons.
Her titties are saggy.
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: dan18 on April 08, 2009, 03:58:58 PM
Hi dan.
monkey love broskie
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Bobby on April 08, 2009, 04:14:38 PM
yes, dyke on left is terrible. she could do better...
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: dov on April 08, 2009, 04:18:52 PM
Lohan is a skank, her Vag is probably infested w/10 different diseases.
Agreed
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on April 08, 2009, 04:19:08 PM
They broke up , I'm guessing Lindsey needs the C0ck
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2009, 04:23:15 PM
Lohan looks just like my mom....eww
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: dan18 on April 08, 2009, 04:28:28 PM
Lohan looks just like my mom....eww
naked pics or all bullshit ;D
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Bobby on April 08, 2009, 04:28:37 PM
Lohan looks just like my mom....eww

pics of your mom or it didn't happen ;D
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Bobby on April 08, 2009, 04:29:12 PM
naked pics or all bullshit ;D

hahahahaha you're quicker on the trigger :D
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Jeffro on April 08, 2009, 04:30:33 PM
I get the impression that Lindsay's vag stinks.
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2009, 04:33:18 PM
pics of your mom or it didn't happen ;D

Funny story but i gave my mom a beach house down in Florida and i got a call from her neighboors and she was naked and drunk and passed out....so i had to pick her up and take her back into the house...bad night...i cannot stand the sight at Lindsay Lohan at all because she looks just like her...that thought is still in my head and will never leave...i feel like i was in a war and i cannot unsee what i saw that night...
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Jeffro on April 08, 2009, 04:36:08 PM
Funny story but i gave my mom a beach house down in Florida and i got a call from her neighboors and she was naked and drunk and passed out....so i had to pick her up and take her back into the house...bad night...i cannot stand the sight at Lindsay Lohan at all because she looks just like her...that thought is still in my head and will never leave...i feel like i was in a war and i cannot unsee what i saw that night...
Damn, I wanna party with your mom.  :o
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2009, 04:38:06 PM
Damn, I wanna party with your mom.  :o
[/quote

I felt like John J. Rambo that night..."I just can't get that picture out of my mind." I felt like crying but went back to my house and screwed some whore because i was so mad that night  ;D
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Jeffro on April 08, 2009, 04:53:20 PM

I felt like John J. Rambo that night..."I just can't get that picture out of my mind." I felt like crying but went back to my house and screwed some whore because i was so mad that night  ;D
;D

Sounds like quite the traumatizing event, but good recovery, nothing like punish-fucking a nice slut to make things better.  :D
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2009, 04:58:32 PM
;D

Sounds like quite the traumatizing event, but good recovery, nothing like punish-fucking a nice slut to make things better.  :D

I just let the good times roll and punish every girl like i did that night.
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Mr. Magoo on April 08, 2009, 05:01:00 PM
anybody else think lohan's head looks ridiculously large in this photo?
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2009, 05:02:25 PM
anybody else think lohan's head looks ridiculously large in this photo?

It is all GH
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Andy Griffin on April 08, 2009, 05:03:24 PM
anybody else think lohan's head looks ridiculously large in this photo?

"Headquarters"  hahahahahaha
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: doison on April 08, 2009, 05:48:43 PM
Her belly button is too high.  It's nearly nipple level.
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Jizzacked on April 08, 2009, 05:53:07 PM
I felt like John J. Rambo that night..."I just can't get that picture out of my mind." I felt like crying but went back to my house and screwed some whore who reminded me of mom because i was so turned on that night  ;D
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: kiwiol on April 08, 2009, 05:57:11 PM
anybody else think lohan's head looks ridiculously large in this photo?

But of course! Dan18 started this thread, so there's bound to be a carryover effect - we are talking about a guy who scared the shit out of tourist in Mt Rushmore cause they thought one of the heads had come to life when they saw him walking around 8)
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on April 08, 2009, 06:28:24 PM
This is all im sayin...
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Pollux on April 08, 2009, 06:40:57 PM
You know what, dan18, you may actually have a chance because Samantha's forehead is about as big as yours! Nevermind, yours takes the cake.  :D
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: elite_lifter on April 08, 2009, 06:52:37 PM
This is all im sayin...
You seem to have a "thing" for the mentally handicaped.
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: calfzilla on April 08, 2009, 07:03:38 PM
 ???  No nudes  :-\
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: kiwiol on April 08, 2009, 07:28:07 PM
Show some respect you bitches >:( - A life-size mold of Dan18's face was used to make the face on Mars!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: kawaks on April 08, 2009, 07:37:39 PM
BUT WHY IS SHE MUFF DIVING ON THIS UGLY BITCH SHE LOOKS LIKE TOM PRINCE OFF THE JUICE....


Thankyou kind sir for your interest in Ms Lohan.

Please note 4,300,230,300 other guys would like to do likewise and in fact go deeper and harder than the previous guy.

So please take a ticket, wait you're turn.

Est. wait time: 186,000 years
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: tommywishbone on April 08, 2009, 09:23:03 PM
anybody else think lohan's head looks ridiculously large in this photo?

 ;D Thank you sir. Her heads looks megagigantic.
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Dballn247 on April 08, 2009, 09:24:46 PM
It would be like alpo sliding out of the can.
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Tombo on April 08, 2009, 11:30:05 PM
yeah lindsay lohan is pretty damn hot..

in a trashy kind of way
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Wiggs on April 09, 2009, 01:07:31 AM
She is the perfect example of Generation Nothingness.  Drug addict, skank, superficial, confused and ignorant.
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: clued-up on April 09, 2009, 03:47:46 AM
(http://www.inentertainment.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/lindsay_lohan_breasts.jpg)

I'd hit it.
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: lovemonkey on April 09, 2009, 03:50:17 AM
(http://www.inentertainment.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/lindsay_lohan_breasts.jpg)

I'd hit it.

Finally, more of those pics.
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: clued-up on April 09, 2009, 03:52:58 AM
Finally, more of those pics.

she's an idiot... be she does possess beauty and i would enjoy her in bed.
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: clued-up on April 09, 2009, 04:01:00 AM
(http://s60.radikal.ru/i168/0810/63/d519b4f42a5d.jpg)
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: clued-up on April 09, 2009, 04:24:41 AM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q7SeTvaOBZk/SNOcVHG8FaI/AAAAAAAAAI8/HxgXrOeivmE/s400/LindsayLohan.jpg)

(http://alllayedout.com/Images/Female_Celebrities/graphics/lindsay_lohan.jpg)

bangable. 
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: clued-up on April 09, 2009, 04:30:07 AM
(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Lindsay%20Lohan-73.jpg)

I'd bang her mom too.
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Permabulker on April 09, 2009, 04:31:31 AM
Lohan is a skank, her Vag is probably infested w/10 different diseases.

I would still hit it...
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Thin Lizzy on April 09, 2009, 05:04:58 AM
She reminds me of Tara Reid, ten years ago. I remember hearing her on the Howard Stern show. She was so full of herself.

Now, look at her:

(http://www.topnews.in/light/files/tara_reid.jpg)

Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: clued-up on April 09, 2009, 05:06:43 AM
She reminds me of Tara Reid, ten years ago. I remember hearing her on the Howard Stern show. She was so full of herself.

Now, look at her:

(http://www.topnews.in/light/files/tara_reid.jpg)



are you a girl?
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Thin Lizzy on April 09, 2009, 05:31:07 AM
are you a girl?

You must be very young

Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: clued-up on April 09, 2009, 05:44:22 AM
You must be very young



thats why I ask :)

I'm probably younger than you.
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Swedish Viking on April 09, 2009, 07:28:39 AM
She was rediculously fukin smokin when she did Mean Girls.  REdiculously.
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Post by: Smokincrazy on April 09, 2009, 12:16:57 PM
All cocaine and freckles.
That was FUCKING GREAT  LOLOLO
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Dreadlifter on April 09, 2009, 12:51:58 PM
She was rediculously fukin smokin when she did Mean Girls.  REdiculously.

Agree 150%.

I have no shame admitting i have that film on my hard drive.
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Post by: elite_lifter on April 09, 2009, 08:18:31 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q7SeTvaOBZk/SNOcVHG8FaI/AAAAAAAAAI8/HxgXrOeivmE/s400/LindsayLohan.jpg)

(http://alllayedout.com/Images/Female_Celebrities/graphics/lindsay_lohan.jpg)

bangable. 
ALL AIR BRUSH
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: clued-up on April 09, 2009, 10:08:22 PM
ALL AIR BRUSH

you like to get fucked up the ass...
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: BFP on April 09, 2009, 10:24:06 PM
Thankyou kind sir for your interest in Ms Lohan.

Please note 4,300,230,300 other guys would like to do likewise and in fact go deeper and harder than the previous guy.

So please take a ticket, wait you're turn.

Est. wait time: 186,000 years

Good thing I got on the list early! She was still banging Fez when I signed up!

Jason
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 09, 2009, 10:28:22 PM
Fez is considered very sexy

I know I'm an ugly fuck so maybe I'm just a jealous bitch  ;D

mom! why mom ????
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: clued-up on April 09, 2009, 10:33:12 PM
I know I'm an ugly fuck so maybe I'm just a jealous bitch  ;D

no.. you're not ugly. dont listen to some of the lames around here.
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 09, 2009, 10:39:27 PM
no.. you're not ugly. dont listen to some of the lames around here.
compared to that dude I am  :D

(http://www.lindsayblog.com/images/wilmer_valderrama_lindsay_lohansdfdgd.jpg)
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: BFP on April 09, 2009, 10:43:03 PM
compared to that dude I am  :D

(http://www.lindsayblog.com/images/wilmer_valderrama_lindsay_lohansdfdgd.jpg)

MOney and fame make everyone seem better looking. See :Rob Schneider. Funny dude, ugly as sin.

Jason
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 09, 2009, 10:46:08 PM
lol

rob shneidr prolly fucked chick I dream of

(http://hotcelebrity.name/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/emmy_rob.jpg)(http://icelebz.com/celebs/lindsay_lohan/images/photo600.jpg)(http://)
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: clued-up on April 09, 2009, 10:46:53 PM
compared to that dude I am  :D

(http://www.lindsayblog.com/images/wilmer_valderrama_lindsay_lohansdfdgd.jpg)

I wouldn't go comparing yourself to anyone.. just be happy with what you have to offer.

your build does blow that guy away though.
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 09, 2009, 10:49:40 PM
I'm content with myself

whomever I like should love me unconditionally

however I would not mind banging some models hahahaha
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: clued-up on April 09, 2009, 10:54:46 PM
however I would not mind banging some models hahahaha

well that's totally up to you.
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 09, 2009, 10:56:55 PM
well that's totally up to you.
yeah...

unfortunately they have to want it too

all I keep Hearing is stop no and don't!


I said : " BIAATCH " !
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: kiwiol on April 09, 2009, 11:00:26 PM
yeah...

unfortunately they have to want it too

Not true. That's the reason things like Chloroform and drink spiking were invented.
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Eisenherz on April 09, 2009, 11:04:49 PM
Not true. That's the reason things like Chloroform and drink spiking were invented.

Better yet, hint at their flaws, and then introduce the alcohol.
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 09, 2009, 11:06:11 PM
Not true. That's the reason things like Chloroform and drink spiking were invented.
exactly

I should take your advice kiwi and get me some fine assed hoes
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: kiwiol on April 09, 2009, 11:11:23 PM
exactly

I should take your advice kiwi and get me some fine assed hoes

Sure, as long as I don't have to testify at the trial ;D
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: gatomjp on April 10, 2009, 11:56:50 AM
Agree 150%.

I have no shame admitting i have that film on my hard drive.

Mean Girls is a great flick. Lohan will never be hotter and it was written by Tina Fey. What more could you want?
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: WiseGuy on April 10, 2009, 01:56:55 PM
BUT WHY IS SHE MUFF DIVING ON THIS UGLY BITCH SHE LOOKS LIKE TOM PRINCE OFF THE JUICE....




what a rug munching white trash whore..........

 >:(
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: wordy on April 10, 2009, 02:18:41 PM
BUT WHY IS SHE MUFF DIVING ON THIS UGLY BITCH SHE LOOKS LIKE TOM PRINCE OFF THE JUICE....




It's called attention seaking ;)
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: MindSpin on April 10, 2009, 02:51:16 PM
Three pages on a "bang the shit outa Lohan" thread and no nudes?  I'm very disapointed :(

(http://www.181st.net/lindsay_lohan_nude.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5tKvwoPy9SM/SNd-M7G1xxI/AAAAAAAACm8/0MFn8UqIUKQ/s320/1522_603232979_lindsay_lohan_nude_mean_girls_H165919_L.jpg)

(http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20080219/lindsay%20lohan%20nude%20new%20york%20mag/lindsay%20lohan%20nude%203.jpg)
(http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20080219/lindsay%20lohan%20nude%20new%20york%20mag/lindsay%20lohan%20nude%202.jpg)
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: lovemonkey on April 10, 2009, 02:53:02 PM
Three pages on a "bang the shit outa Lohan" thread and no nudes?  I'm very disapointed :(

Less epic than I thought it would be  >:(
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Bobby on April 10, 2009, 02:56:43 PM
Three pages on a "bang the shit outa Lohan" thread and no nudes?  I'm very disapointed :(

(http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20080219/lindsay%20lohan%20nude%20new%20york%20mag/lindsay%20lohan%20nude%203.jpg)


monster coke arms, brutally saggy tits and epic farmer tan
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: andreisdaman on April 11, 2009, 11:34:14 AM
I get the impression that Lindsay's vag stinks.




so do I....for some reason she looks like she has a stink pussy......just a thought...

any way the reason why Lohan is with this chick is because..one, she's going through a phase, and two, Lohan doesn't have as much money as people think...one, she has a lot of leeches in her family to take care of...her mother, father, and sisters...two, she's made some awful movies and the offers aren't exactly rolling in because any producer or director who puts her in their movie knows it will bomb due to her bad acting and dubious publicity.....

that and also the fact that the chick Lindsay is with is the man in the relationship (obviously) and is LOADED ....and from what I hear she is spending money on Lohan like crazy....who do you think is paying for all the clubs, partying , clothes and blow???
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: CastIron on April 11, 2009, 11:38:09 AM
If you stuck your dick on Lohan, you stick would die because of the stench.
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: tom joad on April 11, 2009, 11:52:33 AM
If you stuck your dick on Lohan, you stick would die because of the stench.

then fuck her with somebody else's dick.
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: Permabulker on April 11, 2009, 11:56:07 AM
then fuck her with somebody else's dick.

Feel free to use mine..  I dont give a shit...
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: WillRiker on April 11, 2009, 01:54:58 PM
If you stuck your dick on Lohan, you stick would die because of the stench.

I would still do her!
Title: Re: I WOULD BANG THE SHIT OUTA LOHAN
Post by: andreisdaman on April 11, 2009, 04:27:36 PM
I would still do her as well..even though her last boyfriend called her "Firecrotch"