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Title: I have no one to fight with
Post by: spinnis on April 11, 2009, 08:41:38 AM
Where is Quaker? :(
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: lovemonkey on April 11, 2009, 08:41:57 AM
Shut up pimply hobbit.
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: chaos on April 11, 2009, 08:43:06 AM
If he was up your ass you'd know.
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: danielson on April 11, 2009, 08:43:09 AM
Where is Quaker? :(

You should go hang from a swingset like Bobby Brady did when Sam called him a Shrimpo. I bet you can gain an inch or two if you stay out there all day.
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: spinnis on April 11, 2009, 08:43:45 AM
haha, short jokes here we come  ;D
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: mass 04 on April 11, 2009, 08:49:19 AM
Swede is so short, he pole vaults with a toothpick.
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: DeketheCreep on April 11, 2009, 08:50:47 AM
You should go hang from a swingset like Bobby Brady did when Sam called him a Shrimpo. I bet you can gain an inch or two if you stay out there all day.
haaaaaaaaahahahahaaahaha  ;D
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: kiwiol on April 11, 2009, 08:51:00 AM
Spinnis is so short, he gets Lee Priest to fetch him things from the kitchen's upper shelf
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: chaos on April 11, 2009, 08:51:02 AM
I bet you have to sit on The Coachs shoulders to see over the counter at Chuck-E-Cheese.
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: bigmc on April 11, 2009, 08:51:55 AM
Spinnis is so short, he gets Lee Priest to fetch him things from the kitchen's upper shelf

he is nearly 5ft 9"  :D
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: chaos on April 11, 2009, 08:53:20 AM
he is nearly 5ft 9"  :D
Swede is so short he looks up to Kiwiol.
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: wavelength on April 11, 2009, 08:53:39 AM
beware squatfather

(http://www.clubparis.net/events_jax/images/07_02_21_midget_mini_feature.jpg)
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: bigmc on April 11, 2009, 08:53:57 AM
Swede is so short he looks up to Kiwiol.

 ;D
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: kiwiol on April 11, 2009, 08:54:48 AM
he is nearly 5ft 9"  :D

Swede is so short he looks up to Kiwiol.

 ;D

Swede is so short, he once mistook a Chihuahua for a Great dane
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: Sir Humphrey on April 11, 2009, 08:58:00 AM
Swede is so short he's always sticking his nose in other men's business  :D
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: mass 04 on April 11, 2009, 08:58:06 AM
Swede is so short, he broke his ankles jumping off the toilet.
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: kiwiol on April 11, 2009, 08:59:11 AM
Swede is so short, he lives in a doll house
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: spinnis on April 11, 2009, 08:59:51 AM
Swede is so short, he broke his ankles jumping off the toilet.

that was funny haha
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: mass 04 on April 11, 2009, 08:59:59 AM
Swede is so short, he can surf on a popsicle stick.
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: spinnis on April 11, 2009, 09:00:49 AM
(http://i39.tinypic.com/2u54bol.jpg)


baaam
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: chaos on April 11, 2009, 09:01:48 AM
Swede is so small he raids Barbies mansion for Kens clothes.
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: kiwiol on April 11, 2009, 09:02:54 AM
Swede is so short that when he saw an earthworm, he screamed, "Mommy, there is an Anaconda in the backyard"
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: mass 04 on April 11, 2009, 09:03:58 AM
Swede is so short, he can do pullups off the curb.
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: spinnis on April 11, 2009, 09:04:06 AM
Swede is so small he raids Barbies mansion for Kens clothes.

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: chaos on April 11, 2009, 09:04:16 AM
(http://i39.tinypic.com/2u54bol.jpg)


baaam
Brutal countertops at chest level.
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: kiwiol on April 11, 2009, 09:05:22 AM
Swede is so short, he can do pullups off the curb.

 ;D

Swede is so short, he wrestles with bacteria
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: DeketheCreep on April 11, 2009, 09:06:18 AM
(http://i39.tinypic.com/2u54bol.jpg)


baaam
striations everywhere whooaaaa
Take a look at that MASS!!!!!!!
Holy cow
O MY GOODNESS
EEEEWWW
Swede really knows how tio strut his stuff!
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: mass 04 on April 11, 2009, 09:06:44 AM
Swede is so short, he attempted suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: chaos on April 11, 2009, 09:07:02 AM
Swede joined the rodeo once, he rode a flea for 8 seconds.
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: spinnis on April 11, 2009, 09:07:35 AM
keep em coming haha
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: kiwiol on April 11, 2009, 09:09:30 AM
Swede is so short, he rides a real beetle and calls it Volkswagen
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: mass 04 on April 11, 2009, 09:09:47 AM
Swede is so short, he was the model for this trophy


(http://skscreenprintinginc.liveonatt.com/images/image_c.jpg)
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: spinnis on April 11, 2009, 09:10:14 AM
Swede is so short, he was the model for this trophy


(http://skscreenprintinginc.liveonatt.com/images/image_c.jpg)

that wasnt funny..
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: Sir Humphrey on April 11, 2009, 09:10:32 AM
Swede is a legend in Irish mythology!

(http://nefad.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/leprechaun.jpg)
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: kiwiol on April 11, 2009, 09:12:06 AM
Swede is so short that when he was born, his dad said,"Honey, I shrunk the kid"
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: chaos on April 11, 2009, 09:13:36 AM
Swede is so short when he travels, he flies on paper planes.
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: kiwiol on April 11, 2009, 09:14:45 AM
Swede is so short, he once mistook Bridget the midget for The big show
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: spinnis on April 11, 2009, 09:15:15 AM
Swede is so short, he once mistook Bridget the midget for The big show

that's short
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: Jizzacked on April 11, 2009, 09:23:10 AM
swede is so short he uses a condom as a sleeping bag
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: ASJChaotic on April 11, 2009, 09:26:31 AM
a thread about short people?
as the tallest member of this forum, should i make some posts in here?  :D
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: Sir Humphrey on April 11, 2009, 09:27:08 AM
Swede is so short he does bench press with 2 breath mints stuck to both ends of a toothpick!
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: chaos on April 11, 2009, 09:29:26 AM
Swede is so short he does bench press with 2 breath mints stuck to both ends of a toothpick!
Bullshit, 2 breathmints would crush Swede!
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: spinnis on April 11, 2009, 09:30:12 AM
Bullshit, 2 breathmints would crush Swede!

I do a quarter of a breathmint on each side  ;D
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: mass 04 on April 11, 2009, 09:30:35 AM
Swede is so short, he went to the prom with Polly Pocket.
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: ASJChaotic on April 11, 2009, 09:31:30 AM
Swede is so short he does bench press with 2 breath mints stuck to both ends of a toothpick!

two breath mints is a little too much  :-\
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: kiwiol on April 11, 2009, 09:33:01 AM
Swede is so short, he calls his mobile phone a "big screen TV"
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: Butterbean on April 11, 2009, 09:35:24 AM
Swede is so short he plays raquetball with the curb
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: bigmc on April 11, 2009, 09:37:01 AM
swede is so short he goes swimming in his fishtank
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: spinnis on April 11, 2009, 09:37:58 AM
swede is so short he goes swimming in his fishtank

not funny
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: chaos on April 11, 2009, 09:39:04 AM
Swede is so short Lee Priest looks down on him.
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: bigmc on April 11, 2009, 09:39:24 AM
not funny

you have never posted anything of interest

you short swedish cu nt


no offence  :)
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: lovemonkey on April 11, 2009, 09:39:28 AM
Swede is so short that he almost single handily discovered the Higgs Boson particle.  
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: spinnis on April 11, 2009, 09:40:23 AM
you have never posted anything of interest

you short swedish cu nt


no offence  :)

haha, obviously hurt your feeling in some way  ;D
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: bigmc on April 11, 2009, 09:41:24 AM
haha, obviously hurt your feeling in some way  ;D

yep,

i am heartbroken stumpy

you are an owning machine  ::)
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: spinnis on April 11, 2009, 09:42:57 AM
yep,

i am heartbroken stumpy

you are an owning machine  ::)

calm down gloria it aint that serious
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: bigmc on April 11, 2009, 09:43:40 AM
calm down gloria it aint that serious

epic originality swede

brutal short man syndrome  ::)
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: MAXX on April 11, 2009, 09:45:01 AM
Swede is so short he was exiled from Sweden so he wouldn't reproduce
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: spinnis on April 11, 2009, 09:45:45 AM
epic originality swede

brutal short man syndrome  ::)

haha, im short and fine with it, So go ahead and make jokes about it lol.
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: chaos on April 11, 2009, 09:47:09 AM
haha, im short and fine with it, So go ahead and make jokes about it lol.
You're so short people in the store pick you up to greet you.
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: Sir Humphrey on April 11, 2009, 09:58:29 AM
Bullshit, 2 breathmints would crush Swede!

If Big Dave were back from his business trip to London, he would challenge Swede to post a video of himself benching the two breath mints!  :(

For the record, I meant one breath mint a side!
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: spinnis on April 11, 2009, 10:00:30 AM
cant wait for alex or alex gimmick BIGSTI to jump in here, or squads veteran lifter account lol
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: lovemonkey on April 11, 2009, 10:01:42 AM
cant wait for alex or alex gimmick BIGSTI to jump in here, or squads veteran lifter account lol
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: spinnis on April 11, 2009, 10:02:29 AM


hahaha, I actually hope that dude leans out
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: chaos on April 11, 2009, 10:03:30 AM
cant wait for alex or alex gimmick BIGSTI to jump in here, or squads veteran lifter account lol
Swede is so short his brain function actually believes these guys are running those accounts.
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: spinnis on April 11, 2009, 10:06:46 AM
alright, cardio time
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: chaos on April 11, 2009, 10:09:09 AM
alright, cardio time
Swede is so small he does cardio by running laps around a quarter.
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: Sir Humphrey on April 11, 2009, 10:09:22 AM
alright, cardio time

Swede is so short he does cardio in a hamster's cage.
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: freespirit on April 11, 2009, 11:01:08 AM
Swede is so short, he can hang himself in a bonsai tree.

(http://wholesalehomedecor.net/images/bonzaitree.jpg)
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: Sir Humphrey on June 29, 2009, 01:29:13 PM
Im pretty decent in alot of things

Tennis
Table tennis
Pool
Football
Hockey
Floorball
Being short
Snowboard
Basketball (lol)
Volleyball
Badmin


This message is THG approved.

 ::)

Swede is so short, we are all nuts over him.  :P
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: spinnis on June 29, 2009, 01:38:00 PM
::)

Swede is so short, we are all nuts over him.  :P

I kinda like my new gay stalker actually
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: boonasty on June 29, 2009, 03:08:50 PM
Swede is so short he got a job as vern troyer's stunt double. 



He was fired after 2 weeks
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: spinnis on June 29, 2009, 03:17:32 PM
Swede is so short he got a job as vern troyer's stunt double. 



He was fired after 2 weeks


hahahahahahahaaha
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: wavelength on June 29, 2009, 03:23:23 PM
Swede is so short he got a job as vern troyer's stunt double. 



He was fired after 2 weeks

that screams for a bollywood movie ;D
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: Van_Bilderass on June 29, 2009, 04:18:43 PM
that screams for a bollywood movie ;D



Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: webcake on June 29, 2009, 04:19:58 PM
Swede is so short and ugly he should just kill himself.....


I'm sorry Swede, that was not nice of me.
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: Sir Humphrey on June 29, 2009, 04:44:30 PM
Swede is so short and ugly he should just kill himself.....


I'm sorry Swede, that was not nice of me.

Careful now. If Swede gets mad at you, he might punch you in the ankle  :P
Title: Re: I have no one to fight with
Post by: boonasty on June 30, 2009, 12:04:58 PM
that screams for a bollywood movie ;D

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/v2/play.php?id=132029