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Title: Bronson Trailer...
Post by: Sam on April 11, 2009, 12:13:34 PM
Should be good.  :D

Title: Re: BRONSON...
Post by: ManBearPig... on April 11, 2009, 12:19:54 PM
is this out on dvd yet?
Title: Re: BRONSON...
Post by: The True Adonis on April 11, 2009, 12:47:45 PM
Rusty Jeffers is great in that movie.
(http://www.davepalumbo.com/2006%20Photos/MASTERS%20PRO-%20NY%20METS/MASTERS%20PRO/DSC01361b.jpg)
Title: Re: BRONSON...
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on April 11, 2009, 12:54:35 PM
Should be good.  :D



actually looks pretty interesting
Title: Re: BRONSON...
Post by: Veteran_Lifter on April 11, 2009, 01:04:33 PM
LOL, the mythology surrounding this fuckwit is awesome.

Bronson is no fucking hard nut, he is simply a retard incapable of playing the system.

Long story short; he gets put in jail, then like the retard he is - so incapable of doing his time properly - he fucks about by smacking guards and other shit, and thusly gets more time added onto his sentance.

Once his sentance ends, he is released... only to - like quite the moronic cunt - commit robbery, and within weeks is back inside.

Once back inside he - being the olympic level retard he is - is back up to his old tricks of slapping the guards, taking prisoners and other activities straight out of 'The morons Guide To Doing Prison Time And Other Retarded Dumb Fuckery'

In short, the guy is a wanker incapable of functioning outside in civvy street.

He is institutionalised and a bullet to his head would be the best option for all involved.
Title: Re: BRONSON...
Post by: DAMY on April 11, 2009, 01:09:06 PM
Yeah, but he was great in Death Wish.

I'd go a bit potty too if a kike weirdo like Goldblum forced his filthy schlong down my daughter's face.


DAMY
Title: Re: BRONSON...
Post by: burn2live on April 11, 2009, 04:51:17 PM
I've heard this is a pretty good movie
Title: Re: BRONSON...
Post by: CARTEL on April 11, 2009, 04:54:15 PM
I loved him on "Perfect Strangers"
Title: Re: BRONSON...
Post by: DAMY on April 11, 2009, 05:12:02 PM
There have been myriad such clowns as Charles Bronson, whatever his birth name is.

Naming oneself after an action movie star, that shoulda been a clue as to his genius, no?

Me and my father Clint McQueen had a good old laugh when we read his book.

These wankers always have a book, ghost-written by some other asshole with a hard-on for plassy gangsters, and £ signs in his eyes.

They have clever titles along the lines of: The Firm or Down with the Geezers or Hard Man or Big Shot...

Underworld... Easy Money... Respect...


I think I'll write my own comprehensive study of gangland characters, call it Assorted girls.


DAMY
Title: Re: BRONSON...
Post by: The Nub Monster on April 11, 2009, 08:42:40 PM
What a shite film that turned out to be, full of bollocks!
Title: Re: BRONSON...
Post by: The Nub Monster on April 11, 2009, 08:46:36 PM

I think I'll write my own comprehensive study of gangland characters, call it Assorted girls.

DAMY

The world is not ready for your literary surveys my friend... lol
Title: Re: BRONSON...
Post by: DAMY on April 11, 2009, 08:52:09 PM
I think it's high time, myself!


DAMY
Title: Re: BRONSON...
Post by: MoralMan on April 12, 2009, 04:16:13 AM
LOL, the mythology surrounding this fuckwit is awesome.

Bronson is no fucking hard nut, he is simply a retard incapable of playing the system.

Long story short; he gets put in jail, then like the retard he is - so incapable of doing his time properly - he fucks about by smacking guards and other shit, and thusly gets more time added onto his sentance.

Once his sentance ends, he is released... only to - like quite the moronic cunt - commit robbery, and within weeks is back inside.

Once back inside he - being the olympic level retard he is - is back up to his old tricks of slapping the guards, taking prisoners and other activities straight out of 'The morons Guide To Doing Prison Time And Other Retarded Dumb Fuckery'

In short, the guy is a wanker incapable of functioning outside in civvy street.

He is institutionalised and a bullet to his head would be the best option for all involved.

I bet you d "take him on" would nt you "veteran lifter"
Title: Re: BRONSON...
Post by: MoralMan on April 12, 2009, 04:16:55 AM
Lenny Mclean was going to fight this guy but he ended up back inside before it could happen
Title: Re: BRONSON...
Post by: Sam on April 12, 2009, 04:41:56 AM
One of the comments on YouTube

Possibly the greatest comment of all time - we have to get this guy on Getbig NOW!


''ive done testical eurithmic squats for 6 years now and my granny bags can stop an ak47 bullet fired at a distence of over 13 meters .sure they bruise but there like kevlar im now focusing on my man breasts i think i could possibly stop a bull with my right tit''


hahahaha  :D
Title: Re: Bronson Trailer...
Post by: DAMY on April 12, 2009, 11:20:50 AM
I have a pack of floss sticks in my bathroom. It says: Made from the same material used to make bullet proof vests.

LOL!

The implication being what, that now I can catch bullets in my teeth like Soopy!?


DAMY  *faster than a speeding garden slug*