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Getbig Female Info Boards => Open Talk for Girl Discussion => Topic started by: INSOMNIA on April 15, 2009, 12:30:20 PM
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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish..............................49
Adventurous............. .......Slept with all your friends
Athletic................ ............No boobs
Average looking................. Ugly
Beautiful............... ............Pathological liar
Contagious Smile................Doe s a lot of pills
Emotionally secure..............On medication
Feminist................ ............Fat
Free spirit.................. ........Junkie
Friendship first................... Former slut
Fun..................... .............Annoying
Gentle.................. ...........Dull
New Age..................... ......Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded.....................Desperate
Outgoing................ ..........Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate.............. ..........Sloppy drunk
Poet.................... .............Depressive
Professional............ ..........Bitch
Romantic................ ...........Frigid
Voluptuous.............. ..........Very Fat
Large frame................... ....Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate................Stal ker
Widow................... ...........Murderer
WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
And finally.....
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside
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Free spirit.................. ........Junkie
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Now we know why you call yourself 'Insomnia'.
After a list like that, you better be sleeping with one eye open at ALL times... ;)
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So funny! :D
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Now we know why you call yourself 'Insomnia'.
After a list like that, you better be sleeping with one eye open at ALL times... ;)
tell that to my brother.. he sent it! ;D
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LOL, the truth is out! 8)
time for an intervention
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yup women = deceit
men = direct
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I remember once reading a personal ad that said, "Successful, confident, beautiful, uninhibited lady seeks any man currently available. Call xxx-xxxx" (italics mine)
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Me -- trying to sleep on the bus station bench, pleading with you to give me a cigarette; you-choking on my odor, tripping over your purse trying to get away; at the last moment, our eyes meeting. Yours were blue. Can I have a dollar?