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Title: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Awesomo on April 17, 2009, 07:28:12 AM
Which of these fine young gentlemen has the better body based on aesthetics?

Note: I do not save picture of men in thongs on my computer so someone who has please feel free to post for comparison.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: lovemonkey on April 17, 2009, 07:29:42 AM
Someone post a pic of The True Gollum Adonis.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: njflex on April 17, 2009, 07:36:44 AM
toss up...johnny is very lean,probably better natural muscle shape,adonis bigger .
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Mr. Magoo on April 17, 2009, 07:38:02 AM
both pretty gay to me

 ;D
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Awesomo on April 17, 2009, 07:38:21 AM
toss up...johnny is very lean,probably better natural muscle shape,adonis bigger .

I guess i mean who has the better pussy wrecking physique.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: kiwiol on April 17, 2009, 07:39:02 AM
They are both in great shape, but Adonis is bigger, stronger and more muscular than Johnny.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Awesomo on April 17, 2009, 07:43:53 AM
We need votes people.

Personally from the pics i've seen i'd go with johnnynoname. There is just something about his physique that i think looks more aesthetic. Perhaps it is the tan  ;D
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2009, 07:47:00 AM
We need votes people.

Personally from the pics i've seen i'd go with johnnynoname. There is just something about his physique that i think looks more aesthetic. Perhaps it is the tan  ;D

no, it's the hair....
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: elite_lifter on April 17, 2009, 07:47:55 AM
Question is who is the bigger BITCH and my vote goes to TA.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Awesomo on April 17, 2009, 07:48:09 AM
no, it's the hair....

That would be a pretty interesting poll as well. Adonis hair vs Johnny's hair. I think that shit is a toss up too.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: lovemonkey on April 17, 2009, 07:49:24 AM
They are both in great shape, but Adonis is bigger, stronger and more muscular than Johnny.

Sounds like we have a schmoe on our hands here.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: burn2live on April 17, 2009, 07:50:50 AM
On aesthetics, Johnnynoname
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: polychronopolous on April 17, 2009, 07:51:08 AM


Note: I do not save picture of men in thongs on my computer so someone who has please feel free to post for comparison.

Well maybe you should start
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: spinnis on April 17, 2009, 07:51:25 AM
I give props to Johnny because he does stay in amazing shape.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: kiwiol on April 17, 2009, 07:51:59 AM
Sounds like we have a schmoe on our hands here.

Don't get me started on the glutes now
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: lovemonkey on April 17, 2009, 07:56:26 AM
Don't get me started on the glutes now

Tell me how well developed and striated they are.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: kyomu on April 17, 2009, 08:49:44 AM
Adonis has muscle.
Johnny dont have muscle.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Mars on April 17, 2009, 08:52:37 AM
"The Christian resolve to find the world evil and ugly, has made the world evil and ugly."
- Friedrich Nietzsche
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: lovemonkey on April 17, 2009, 08:53:51 AM
"The Christian resolve to find the world evil and ugly, has made the world evil and ugly."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Mars akhbar!!
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: CARTEL on April 17, 2009, 08:54:05 AM
I'll go with johnny.

He was Dave approved.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: bigdumbbell on April 17, 2009, 08:57:05 AM
neither one is my type but advantage Adonis
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: njflex on April 17, 2009, 08:57:42 AM
I guess i mean who has the better pussy wrecking physique.
johnny then ,adonis is as ugly as the day is long.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Mars on April 17, 2009, 08:58:35 AM
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Awesomo on April 17, 2009, 10:39:22 AM
From what I reread is it seems to be 3-2 in favor of johnny. I can't wait till these two gladiators get online and post their thoughts. Both seem pretty humble so I wouldn't be surprised if each voted for the other.  ;D
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: wavelength on April 17, 2009, 10:58:45 AM
Adonis has more mass and definition.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Awesomo on April 17, 2009, 11:00:46 AM
Adonis has more mass and definition.

Damn it i want votes. Does that mean you'd rather look like adonis and is that your vote to tie things up at 3 apiece?
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: nicky.smth on April 17, 2009, 11:55:34 AM
Adonis has a better physique
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: lovemonkey on April 17, 2009, 12:03:49 PM
Adonis has a better physique

I'd say that Adonis has more muscle mass but not necessarily a better physique. He looks like Gollum reincarnated.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Awesomo on April 17, 2009, 12:07:57 PM
I'd say that Adonis has more muscle mass but not necessarily a better physique.

That is also how I feel. That is why i voted for johnnynoname. How do you vote though?
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Marty Champions on April 17, 2009, 12:14:37 PM
johnny has a better body than me, hes at that low level bodyfat where it doesnt matter how buff you are for hoes
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Deicide on April 17, 2009, 12:16:06 PM
Adonis but Adonis is incredibly full of himself and possessed on false certitude.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Marty Champions on April 17, 2009, 12:18:13 PM
johnny has a better body than me, hes at that low level bodyfat where it doesnt matter how buff you are for hoes

but the thing is i could see adonis kicking johnnynonames ass very easily.. so its a trade off
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Awesomo on April 17, 2009, 12:21:35 PM
but the thing is i could see adonis kicking johnnynonames ass very easily.. so its a trade off

Agreed, but i just think johnnynames's body would be better for pulling bitches. which is all i really care about. Although i can't place exactly why that is.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Deicide on April 17, 2009, 12:21:56 PM
Answer:
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Kwon on April 17, 2009, 12:22:35 PM
Adonis is stronger and can lift more, but JohnnyNoName can pull more pussy, especially with the new Lisa Stansfield-hair.

Johnny looks better but Adonis is stronger / more mass.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Rami on April 17, 2009, 12:22:50 PM
both maintain epic leanness, but Adonis is twice the warrior.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: wavelength on April 17, 2009, 12:23:34 PM
Damn it i want votes. Does that mean you'd rather look like adonis and is that your vote to tie things up at 3 apiece?

I think I'm pretty enough already ;D
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Marty Champions on April 17, 2009, 12:25:56 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=275877.0;attach=315314;image) check the label on this stuff it won a gold medal award for quality!  :o :o
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: johnnynoname on April 17, 2009, 12:32:06 PM
honestly, to be considered in the same class as the True Adonis is a compliment

..and honestly again, i'm just a skinny kid with a good son tan

nothing more nothing less

Adonis is stronger and can lift more, but JohnnyNoName can pull more pussy, especially with the new Lisa Stansfield-hair.

Johnny looks better but Adonis is stronger / more mass.

thank you sir for recognizing the hair

i'm gonna step off the "humble stand" for a sec and say that ever since i donned the "stansfield" doo, the chics have been walking around with their tongues wagging....it is unreal..plus, it sets me apart from the "faux hawk" set that is somewhat the norm now a days
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: lovemonkey on April 17, 2009, 12:38:13 PM
honestly, to be considered in the same class as the True Adonis is a compliment

..and honestly again, i'm just a skinny kid with a good son tan

nothing more nothing less

Can I have sweaty doggy style anal sex with you?
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Marty Champions on April 17, 2009, 12:39:08 PM
honestly, to be considered in the same class as the True Adonis is a compliment

..and honestly again, i'm just a skinny kid with a good son tan

nothing more nothing less

thank you sir for recognizing the hair

i'm gonna step off the "humble stand" for a sec and say that ever since i donned the "stansfield" doo, the chics have been walking around with their tongues wagging....it is unreal..plus, it sets me apart from the "faux hawk" set that is somewhat the norm now a days

your a stud legend
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: johnnynoname on April 17, 2009, 12:39:42 PM
Can I have sweaty doggy style anal sex with you?

for 3 grand, yes you can ;D

....at least, that was the price offered to me via text message....long story
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2009, 12:40:28 PM
for 3 grand, yes you can ;D

....at least, that was the price offered to me via text message....long story

So...how did you spend the 3k?  ;D
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Awesomo on April 17, 2009, 12:41:40 PM
honestly, to be considered in the same class as the True Adonis is a compliment

..and honestly again, i'm just a skinny kid with a good son tan

nothing more nothing less

thank you sir for recognizing the hair

i'm gonna step off the "humble stand" for a sec and say that ever since i donned the "stansfield" doo, the chics have been walking around with their tongues wagging....it is unreal..plus, it sets me apart from the "faux hawk" set that is somewhat the norm now a days

Where do you live that the faux hawk is the norm?
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: The True Adonis on April 17, 2009, 12:44:07 PM
I admire JohnnynoName`s physique and was actually viewing his pictures yesterday.

In my opinion, he has one of the best physiques on GetBig, of course I think we are both partial to being skinny twinks rather than Muscular Waddlers.


He is truly a fine contemporary and someone whom I can call a friend.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Deicide on April 17, 2009, 12:46:01 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=275877.0;attach=315314;image) check the label on this stuff it won a gold medal award for quality!  :o :o

Which is why I have been recommending it.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Awesomo on April 17, 2009, 12:47:53 PM
Two gentlemanly answers, just as I expected. I'd like to see how adonis compares at johnny's tan level. Lighting and tans are key in bodybuilding
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: johnnynoname on April 17, 2009, 12:53:53 PM
I admire JohnnynoName`s physique and was actually viewing his pictures yesterday.

In my opinion, he has one of the best physiques on GetBig, of course I think we are both partial to being skinny twinks rather than Muscular Waddlers.


He is truly a fine contemporary and someone whom I can call a friend.

rarely, am i in awe of a response on a internet forum but i am totally floored by getting a compliment by a true legend

right back at you, Adonis- you are a true contemporary in the fight against mediocrity in body aesthetics
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: johnnynoname on April 17, 2009, 12:55:26 PM
So...how did you spend the 3k?  ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
it was tempting cuz it was local, paid in cash AND i got to be the top

Where do you live that the faux hawk is the norm?

albany, ny
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: polychronopolous on April 17, 2009, 12:55:44 PM
Wow, two getbiggers actually showing mutual respect for one another.

Is there a blue moon out today?
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Awesomo on April 17, 2009, 12:59:16 PM
Wow, two getbiggers actually showing mutual respect for one another.

Is there a blue moon out today?

Perhaps people who are both in shape respect each other. I am hoping that once i join the lean face club i will have many more friends.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: johnnynoname on April 17, 2009, 01:00:56 PM
Perhaps people who are both in shape respect each other. I am hoping that once i join the lean face club i will have many more friends.

it's a known fact that lean people have less hate in their hearts

case in point, my main hater ( who got chased off AGAIN) was a fat guy who lived in a trailer
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: HugeAl on April 17, 2009, 01:02:40 PM
 This question is an insult to Adonis. He has a far superior physique that is both muscular and extremely well conditioned. The other guy doesn't look particularly bad but to even compare him with TA just reveals people as the bitterly owned by this legend.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: The True Adonis on April 17, 2009, 01:07:25 PM
Which is why I have been recommending it.
(http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/85.jpg)

This stuff has been awarded numerous medals and I do enjoy drinking it often!
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Deicide on April 17, 2009, 01:08:23 PM
(http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/85.jpg)

This stuff has been awarded numerous medals and I do enjoy drinking it often!

That's not paint thinner! >:(
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Ursus on April 17, 2009, 01:09:09 PM
i say adonis

while not the prettiest physique he looks good in some poses.

jonny is very skinny
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: The True Adonis on April 17, 2009, 01:12:01 PM
That's not paint thinner! >:(
Its not the Green Fairy either, but I do enjoy the Green Fairy on equal footing.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: wes on April 17, 2009, 03:17:11 PM
Adam completely owns him............way more ripped mass,and equally as cut or moreso.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: haider on April 17, 2009, 03:21:01 PM
I admire JohnnynoName`s physique and was actually viewing his pictures yesterday.

In my opinion, he has one of the best physiques on GetBig, of course I think we are both partial to being skinny twinks rather than Muscular Waddlers.


He is truly a fine contemporary and someone whom I can call a friend.
LMAO, 'contemporary' internet celebrities... oh brother.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Andy Griffin on April 17, 2009, 03:24:00 PM
(http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/85.jpg)

This stuff has been awarded numerous medals and I do enjoy drinking it often!

Not quite as many awards, but much cheaper...

(http://static.open.salon.com/files/thunderbird1225430984.jpg)
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: polychronopolous on April 17, 2009, 03:26:45 PM
Thunderbird has to be the worst tasting alcoholic beverage ever.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Andy Griffin on April 17, 2009, 03:28:06 PM
Thunderbird has to be the worst tasting alcoholic beverage ever.

It is my 103rd favorite drink.  My 102nd favorite is Dying of Thirst.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2009, 03:28:45 PM
I was such a G-n-R mark back in the day that after the song "Night Train" came out I bought some of that sludge and got hammered on it.  I was trying to convince the people I was with that "it's pretty good." hahaha. oh brother.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: CARTEL on April 17, 2009, 03:30:27 PM
Thunderbird has to be the worst tasting alcoholic beverage ever.

All the true Playa's drink Strawberry Hill or Apple Jack.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Andy Griffin on April 17, 2009, 03:30:59 PM
I was such a G-n-R mark back in the day that after the song "Night Train" came out I bought some of that sludge and got hammered on it.  I was trying to convince the people I was with that "it's pretty good." hahaha. oh brother.

You were ready to crash and burn; you never learned.

We must be long-lost twins...
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2009, 03:36:37 PM
You were ready to crash and burn; you never learned.

We must be long-lost twins...

haha, did you do the same thing?  Could you do the snake dance?   ;D
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: johnnynoname on April 17, 2009, 03:52:58 PM
btw, taken today

Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: tu_holmes on April 17, 2009, 03:53:46 PM
btw, taken today



Why are you in a little girls bathroom?
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: johnnynoname on April 17, 2009, 03:53:59 PM
......oh, and this cool ass pic i found of the iron sheik in his younger days

what a handsome devil
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Andy Griffin on April 17, 2009, 03:54:23 PM
haha, did you do the same thing?  Could you do the snake dance?   ;D

No, but once I tried break dancing, which was bad enough, but even worse is that George Strait's "Amarillo By Morning" was playing at the time.  
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: johnnynoname on April 17, 2009, 03:54:53 PM
Why are you in a little girls bathroom?

where else am i gonna find little girls?!
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Andy Griffin on April 17, 2009, 03:56:09 PM
where else am i gonna find little girls?!

3...2...1....cue for "pumphard" jokes ...
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: tu_holmes on April 17, 2009, 03:58:00 PM
where else am i gonna find little girls?!
Very poor taste in jokes Dude.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: johnnynoname on April 17, 2009, 03:58:46 PM
Very poor taste in jokes Dude.

have you ever read this forum, sir?
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: KevinP85 on April 17, 2009, 04:01:11 PM
where else am i gonna find little girls?!


That's is very creepy and the Little Mermaid is a great movie.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: tu_holmes on April 17, 2009, 04:02:18 PM
have you ever read this forum, sir?

Some things are just off limits.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: johnnynoname on April 17, 2009, 04:02:51 PM
Some things are just off limits.

necrophilia as well?
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: The Coach on April 17, 2009, 05:04:55 PM
TA is an admitted supporter of johnnynoname.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: tu_holmes on April 17, 2009, 05:46:58 PM
necrophilia as well?

I think it should be... but that's just me.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2009, 06:04:55 PM
No, but once I tried break dancing, which was bad enough, but even worse is that George Strait's "Amarillo By Morning" was playing at the time.  

Great song by Strait...not so sure it's a good one to pop and lock too, but hey....
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Andy Griffin on April 17, 2009, 06:21:24 PM
Great song by Strait...not so sure it's a good one to pop and lock too, but hey....

Let's just say the ladies were NOT impressed, and just my luck, "Sgt Monday" led PT the next morning.   :'(
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2009, 06:25:26 PM
Let's just say the ladies were NOT impressed, and just my luck, "Sgt Monday" led PT the next morning.   :'(

Ouch....sorry bro.


PTIP
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Andy Griffin on April 17, 2009, 06:28:26 PM
Ouch....sorry bro.


PTIP

hahahahaha

Sgt Monday was a pretty good guy...except when he led PT...he was trying hard to become 1SG and he felt like being sadistic leading PT would get him that elusive promotion (even though it's all on points/DOD guidelines at that level).
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2009, 06:45:36 PM
hahahahaha

Sgt Monday was a pretty good guy...except when he led PT...he was trying hard to become 1SG and he felt like being sadistic leading PT would get him that elusive promotion (even though it's all on points/DOD guidelines at that level).

When I was stationed in Germany, the 1st Sgt liked to lead PT.  There was a "no cadence" zone anywhere near the barracks and the asshole loved to call cadence super loud outside we squids windows.  We were all shift workers and he woke me up off of a midwatch one too many times one morning.   I just flung the window open and yelled for him to "shut the fuck up..."   It was still kinda dark out and I heard him prowling the hallways looking for who did it.  Then I heard our Senior Chief ask him what he was doing....it got quiet and then I heard the Chief ask him "what the fuck were you doing calling cadence?"  I was just laying in bed snickering like a 12yr old. Long story.....sorry.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: njflex on April 17, 2009, 07:30:00 PM
johnny pomade.  ;D
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Andy Griffin on April 18, 2009, 03:27:14 AM
When I was stationed in Germany, the 1st Sgt liked to lead PT.  There was a "no cadence" zone anywhere near the barracks and the asshole loved to call cadence super loud outside we squids windows.  We were all shift workers and he woke me up off of a midwatch one too many times one morning.   I just flung the window open and yelled for him to "shut the fuck up..."   It was still kinda dark out and I heard him prowling the hallways looking for who did it.  Then I heard our Senior Chief ask him what he was doing....it got quiet and then I heard the Chief ask him "what the fuck were you doing calling cadence?"  I was just laying in bed snickering like a 12yr old. Long story.....sorry.

It is always good to "get away" with one sometimes.

Once in the field, the battalion CO (Lt Col) came over the radio and gave some sort of instructions and then said, "How do you copy?"  I responded, "On a Xerox machine, and you?"  He went off and yelled, "WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?"  I replied, "Specialist Wylie.  W-Y-L-I-E"  (Wylie had ETS'd a couple weeks earlier)  I heard that the CO spent two days looking for "Specialist Wylie." 
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: johnnynoname on April 18, 2009, 03:33:31 AM
johnny pomade.  ;D

 ;)

(http://m.gmgrd.co.uk/res/218.$plit/C_71_article_512086_body_articleblock_0_bodyimage.jpg)
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: dr.chimps on April 18, 2009, 05:05:39 AM
Adonis vs Johnnynoname.  Clash of the Titans. Be like two bald men fighting over a comb.  :D

/my apologies to your hair, johnny
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: johnnynoname on April 18, 2009, 05:15:54 AM
Adonis vs Johnnynoname.  Clash of the Titans. Be like two bald men fighting over a comb.  :D

/my apologies to your hair, johnny

make fun of anything else BUT DON'T FUCK WITH THE HAIR,

 seriously.....you can fuck my mother ten ways till sunday while i watch (and eat popcorn) BUT DON'T FUCK WITH THE HAIR

Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Mars on April 18, 2009, 05:25:20 AM
you wouldnt have a life hundred years ago Johny. you must be glad we live in a mtv paris hilton gucci prada metrosexual culture nowadays dude.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: johnnynoname on April 18, 2009, 05:28:34 AM
you wouldnt have a life hundred years ago Johny. you must be glad we live in a mtv paris hilton gucci prada metrosexual culture nowadays dude.


not only that but my current job (personal trainer) would haven't existed (or, at least, not be as available..for lack of better words) 20-30 years ago.

my dad came in my mother at the right time

thank you dad
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Mars on April 18, 2009, 05:30:25 AM
i dont think you are gay but act like a man then, you have good physique. let the weird artificial haircut go and dont go overboard with the tan also.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: johnnynoname on April 18, 2009, 05:40:24 AM
i dont think you are gay but act like a man then, you have good physique. let the weird artificial haircut go and dont go overboard with the tan also.

Never on the hair cut
never on the tan

mind you, I was on my varsity wrestling and baseball team all 4 years of college

as for the gay thing, I rationalize it this way.....they never say ugly guys are gay
for instance, you will NEVER hear this in a conversation
"wow, that guy is fat and ugly...he must be gay"

I work in a VANITY business....looks are everything

...plus, i've had to live in my dad's shadow all my life (he was really good looking- he looked like Marco Ruas when he was my age) so i overcompensate with vanity
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: BigIronPete on April 18, 2009, 05:42:28 AM
Never on the hair cut
never on the tan

mind you, I was on my varsity wrestling and baseball team all 4 years of college

as for the gay thing, I rationalize it this way.....they never say ugly guys are gay
for instance, you will NEVER hear this in a conversation
"wow, that guy is fat and ugly...he must be gay"

I work in a VANITY business....looks are everything

...plus, i've had to live in my dad's shadow all my life (he was really good looking- he looked like Marco Ruas when he was my age) so i overcompensate with vanity

THE Marco Ruas?

wow  ::)
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: johnnynoname on April 18, 2009, 05:43:03 AM
in addition, i know i got it going on cuz when i walk in the mall and a couple walk by, the guy ALWAYS gives me a dirty look

..we all know what that means
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: johnnynoname on April 18, 2009, 05:44:46 AM
THE Marco Ruas?

wow  ::)

(http://www.graciemag.com/data/images/news/categories/cat_147/MarcoRuas_01.jpg)

even my mom said so.....and she hates my dad

you could see my dad's 8 pack through his thick body hair...he was a freak
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: BigIronPete on April 18, 2009, 05:46:09 AM
(http://www.graciemag.com/data/images/news/categories/cat_147/MarcoRuas_01.jpg)

even my mom said so.....and she hates my dad

you could see my dad's 8 pack through his thick body hair...he was a freak

I bet he is real proud of his son haha. ;D
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Mars on April 18, 2009, 05:49:51 AM
Never on the hair cut
never on the tan

mind you, I was on my varsity wrestling and baseball team all 4 years of college

as for the gay thing, I rationalize it this way.....they never say ugly guys are gay
for instance, you will NEVER hear this in a conversation
"wow, that guy is fat and ugly...he must be gay"

I work in a VANITY business....looks are everything

...plus, i've had to live in my dad's shadow all my life (he was really good looking- he looked like Marco Ruas when he was my age) so i overcompensate with vanity

well if an ugly fat guy has an artificial tan look and twinky haircut he too will be considered gay John.
countless of attractive men who look straight and manly.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: johnnynoname on April 18, 2009, 05:57:53 AM
well if an ugly fat guy has an artificial tan look and twinky haircut he too will be considered gay John.


nope...he would be a fat ugly guy who was trying too hard
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 18, 2009, 07:33:28 AM
nope...he would be a fat ugly guy who was trying too hard

so, when you see Perez Hilton, it doesn't scream "gay" to you?  He is fat, ugly and has a twinkle-toe hairdo too.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: johnnynoname on April 18, 2009, 07:56:11 AM
so, when you see Perez Hilton, it doesn't scream "gay" to you?  He is fat, ugly and has a twinkle-toe hairdo too.

brutal exception to every rule
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Awesomo on April 18, 2009, 08:25:17 AM
brutal exception to every rule

Johnny I need to ask you a serious question. Do you get hot girls? and a follow up - do you have any game or is it due your your physique and fashion?

I myself have been thinking of selling out and just doing whatever it takes to get hot ladies. Your advice will be greatly appreciated.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: drkaje on April 18, 2009, 08:32:49 AM
Skipped ahead.

Johnny seems to have much better symmetry.

Adonis' joint structure (ribs, arm length, etc...) just isn't as good and tends to magnify flaws when too lean. He definitely achieves great condition but things don't look balanced. He looked much better/healthier a little bulked up and when moving heavy weight. Was also a little less crazy, LOL!
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: johnnynoname on April 18, 2009, 09:06:01 AM
Johnny I need to ask you a serious question. Do you get hot girls? and a follow up - do you have any game or is it due your your physique and fashion?

I myself have been thinking of selling out and just doing whatever it takes to get hot ladies. Your advice will be greatly appreciated.

in all honesty, and i know it sounds cliche' but....it is all about personality, eye contact, listening to what a girl say THEN responding and not mumbling when you talk to a girl

I get hot girls only because the only girls i try to get are "hot girls" lol ...so if i'm with a girl she better be worth my time
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Mars on April 18, 2009, 09:11:50 AM
(http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/118/l_95fa6b56c41b59ac70420147bfe687f9.jpg)
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: lovemonkey on April 18, 2009, 09:12:47 AM
(http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/118/l_95fa6b56c41b59ac70420147bfe687f9.jpg)

Is she available for hire? I need some food cooked and dishes cleaned.
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: MAXX on April 18, 2009, 09:18:22 AM
(http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/118/l_95fa6b56c41b59ac70420147bfe687f9.jpg)
:o

more pics mars
Title: Re: Getbig Faceoff: Adonis vs Johnnynoname
Post by: Mars on April 18, 2009, 09:21:27 AM
shes unbelievable. this is the only pic i could find.