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Title: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: GetItOnNY on April 20, 2009, 11:28:21 AM
This man was going through a divorce.He seen an add for Plazmosis, so be bought a bottle.He thought, if this product can make muscles grow, just imagine would it could do to hair follicles.So he started adding Palzmosis to his shampoo bottle.
After using Plazmosis on his scalp for 10 days he grew his whole head of back.His wife came back to him and we went from being a janitor at a factory to being the CEO in just 10 days after taking Plazmosis
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: Montague on April 20, 2009, 11:30:19 AM
Results ARE typical.
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: njflex on April 20, 2009, 11:32:57 AM
PRE looks like ron howard,post looks like kurt russell
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: emn1964 on April 20, 2009, 11:46:34 AM
I heard that Plamosis is used on ducks and baby seals to clean them after they get caught in oil spills.  True story. . .
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: gordiano on April 20, 2009, 11:55:08 AM
I heard Plazmosis cures yeast infections....
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: Montague on April 20, 2009, 11:59:20 AM
Plazmosis can regenerate Ozone.
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: The_Punisher on April 20, 2009, 12:02:10 PM
I heard Plazmosis also help those BB with Kidney Failures
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: gordiano on April 20, 2009, 12:03:27 PM
I used Plazmosis as a substitute for engine oil, in my car.
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: The_Punisher on April 20, 2009, 12:08:33 PM
I heard Plazmosis cures Palumboism
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: benchthis on April 20, 2009, 12:11:13 PM
PLAZMOSIS TURNED BAY STRAIGHT
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: dan18 on April 20, 2009, 12:14:35 PM
If plazmosis was dropped on iraq we could have saved thousands of american lives
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: Montague on April 20, 2009, 12:15:35 PM
Every night before bed, both Mr. T & Chuck Norris check under their beds for Plazmosis.
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: D_1000 on April 20, 2009, 01:33:10 PM
Plazmosis is the cure for the credit crisis.
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: dan18 on April 20, 2009, 01:41:49 PM
Every night before bed, both Mr. T & Chuck Norris check under their beds for Plazmosis.
plazmosis is the only thing that can bring back bruce lee
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: Montague on April 20, 2009, 01:44:38 PM
plazmosis is the only thing that can bring back bruce lee

It is also the same thing that killed him.
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: dan18 on April 20, 2009, 01:48:22 PM
It is also the same thing that killed him.
YOU BASTARDS ;D
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: emn1964 on April 20, 2009, 01:50:55 PM
I heard that Plazmosis cured Magic Johnson of teh AIDS.
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: Montague on April 20, 2009, 02:01:21 PM
Plazmosis knows where Bluto & Medford are hiding...







...hopefully not together.
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: dan18 on April 20, 2009, 02:04:21 PM
Plazmosis knows where Bluto & Medford are hiding...







...hopefully not together.
PLAZMOSIS should always be in caps its that good
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: TechnoViking on April 20, 2009, 02:06:22 PM
This man was going through a divorce.He seen an add for Plazmosis, so be bought a bottle.He thought, if this product can make muscles grow, just imagine would it could do to hair follicles.So he started adding Palzmosis to his shampoo bottle.
After using Plazmosis on his scalp for 10 days he grew his whole head of back.His wife came back to him and we went from being a janitor at a factory to being the CEO in just 10 days after taking Plazmosis

LOL!!!
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: TechnoViking on April 20, 2009, 02:08:40 PM
Lou Ferrigno pays $20 to have his picture taken with Plazmosis...


Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: Montague on April 20, 2009, 02:14:08 PM
Lou Ferrigno pays $20 to have his picture taken with Plazmosis...

That’s because Plazmosis makes you buy a b/w pic before it will pose with you.


I can see Plazmosis’ point.
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: gordiano on April 20, 2009, 02:35:26 PM
Plazmosis has increased my sexual stamina.....I'm up to a full 3 minutes....thank Plazmosis!
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: dan18 on April 20, 2009, 03:09:33 PM
 one could only wonder what other miracles  jesus could have done with PLAZMOSIS
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: Montague on April 20, 2009, 03:12:18 PM
Jesus turned water into wine.


Plazmosis can turn water into Jesus.
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: dan18 on April 20, 2009, 03:18:28 PM
Jesus turned water into wine.


Plazmosis can turn water into Jesus.

PLAZMOSIS does my taxes
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: Montague on April 20, 2009, 05:34:08 PM
Plazmosis can save you 15% or more on car insurance.
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: GetItOnNY on April 20, 2009, 07:44:11 PM
Kimg Kimali, is saying
The first pic Before Plazmosis, I was a ulgy, and odd looking kid who was picking on constantly.Kids took my lunch money, made fun of me and even kicked sand in my face..
The second Pic after Plazmosis , I am the fattest kid in the school.Nobody pics on me anymore as a matter of fact I took the lunch money of 6 kids today, 2 -4th graders and a 3rd grader and even a 6th grader.My PE teacher even called me a stud, and patted me on the behind
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: GetItOnNY on April 20, 2009, 07:48:17 PM
Thanks to Plazmosis, I am the biggest cab driver in NEW York city.I still live in my parents basement and my dad raised my allowance from $10 a week to $12 per week
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: Parker on April 20, 2009, 07:51:34 PM
Plazmosis with add 2-3 inches on your Penis...length and width wise. Results may vary, you may even get 5 inches, if you use the patented Meditation Plazmosis, in which you put your hands together and pray that you didn't waste your money.

Go Get 'Em,Tiger!
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on April 20, 2009, 07:53:41 PM
I used Plazmosis as a substitute for engine oil, in my car.

It'll also clean your fuel injectors, pour a few scoops in your tank when you fill up.
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: G o a t b o y on April 20, 2009, 07:54:11 PM
Can Plazmosis be used to exterminate muslim vermin?  If so, it should be produced in mass quantities.
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: benchthis on April 20, 2009, 11:34:35 PM
PLAZMOSIS replaced the periodic table of elements
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: benchthis on April 20, 2009, 11:36:20 PM
plazmosis eats muscle tech supplements for breakfast
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: TechnoViking on April 20, 2009, 11:39:48 PM
Some kid mixed Plazmosis with coke and pop-rocks and blasted himself to the moon...The space shuttle Atlantis is preparing for a moon rescue as I type...And NASA is going to use Plazmosis as rocket fuel to get there...
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: benchthis on April 20, 2009, 11:41:17 PM
in iraq they didnt find weapons of mass destruction... they found something more poweful plazmosis
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: benchthis on April 20, 2009, 11:42:06 PM
when they mixed coal with plazmosis they  created clean coal
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: benchthis on April 20, 2009, 11:43:35 PM
obama took plazmosis and won the election
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: benchthis on April 20, 2009, 11:48:15 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the shit out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.
----the reason..... plazmosis
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: Eisenherz on April 20, 2009, 11:52:23 PM
The U.S Marines use PLAZMOSIS to become "Super Soldiers" which was recommended to them by will brink.
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: TechnoViking on April 20, 2009, 11:54:00 PM
The hidden planet known as Planet X which is made up of 100% Plazmosis is supposed to come into our galaxy next year and is on a collision course with earth on Dec.21/2012
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: benchthis on April 20, 2009, 11:55:04 PM
plazmosis replaced string theory with plazmosis theory and it actually made sense
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: benchthis on April 20, 2009, 11:56:20 PM
if we want to survive the end of the world in 2012 we all need to take a scoop of plazmosis
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: TechnoViking on April 20, 2009, 11:57:58 PM
Even though Ronnie Coleman's recent guest posing pictures have him looking worse then Palumbo and Kovacs put together, he still says he will not resort to using Plazmosis for it would be an unfair advantage...He says he will just use his usual 10 grams of gear a week for 6 months straight leading up to the show...But Plazmosis is out of the question...
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: TechnoViking on April 20, 2009, 11:59:28 PM
plazmosis replaced string theory with plazmosis theory and it actually made sense

lol
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: TechnoViking on April 21, 2009, 12:02:19 AM
Many believe that when Kamali's uncle(the president of Iran) gets his hands on some of his nephews Plazmosis, world war 3 will begin...Isreal is in a state of panic over this...
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: haider on April 21, 2009, 12:19:15 AM
Can Plazmosis be used to exterminate muslim vermin?  If so, it should be produced in mass quantities.
It is created by them!


































and fuck you goatboy  >:(
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: gordiano on April 21, 2009, 12:48:52 AM
Plazmosis is the muscle.
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: Blockhead on April 21, 2009, 07:04:14 AM

 Plazmosis cured my genital herpes.


 Thanks, Plazmosis!
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: IronMagazine.com on April 21, 2009, 08:35:56 AM
hey all of you King Kamali haters, his new supplement actually looks pretty decent, a bit pricey but it does have a solid list of ingredients and I would imagine works quite well.
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: Mars on April 21, 2009, 08:36:29 AM
hey all of you King Kamali haters, his new supplement actually looks pretty decent, a bit pricey but it does have a solid list of ingredients and I would imagine works quite well.

hi shari.
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: emn1964 on April 21, 2009, 09:45:02 AM
I heard that the ingredients in Plazmosis are taken from a secret mine in Dubai, India.
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: GetItOnNY on April 21, 2009, 10:14:29 AM
hey all of you King Kamali haters, his new supplement actually looks pretty decent, a bit pricey but it does have a solid list of ingredients and I would imagine works quite well.

IronmanMagazine STFU!!!! .You are just Defending Plazmosis hoping that King Kimali will advertise in your magazine.
I formulate supplements, I read the ingredients, this shit is 10 year old technology, and costs about $4 a bottle to make.
How the hell can you say it works??? Because you heard it works.Well I heard that Obama is a Muslim.Is Obama a muslim no.But King King Kimali is.He is a towl head who should be driving a cab in New York.

I put Plazmosis in my corvette roadster, and the car gained 4000 hp.When I hit the gas, a 40 ft flame came out of my air intake my car did a wheely .My car went so fast the top coat of pain was removed from my car.My car was white now its primer grey.I felt like Vince Diesel in the Fast and the Furious.
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: benchthis on April 21, 2009, 11:02:07 AM
plazmosis is the only thing proven to cure heroin addiction
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: The_Punisher on April 21, 2009, 11:12:41 AM
Attention!! Attention!!......this Just in! Plazmosis will guarenty you a spot on the Mr Olympia top 6 line up
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: D_1000 on April 21, 2009, 11:14:21 AM
Fitness skanks cannot resist a man on Plazmosis.

It is Ron Approved.
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: benchthis on April 21, 2009, 05:44:51 PM
you dont approve plazmosis...
PLAZMOSIS APPROVES YOU  >:(
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: GetItOnNY on April 21, 2009, 07:52:46 PM
My friend who lives in Hawaii, took some Plazmosis and took 2 scoops and poured into a volcano.Not even 3 minutes the volcano erruputed spewing lava and flames everywhere.

The Octo mom, the lasy who had 8 babies, took Plazmosis.The secret ingredient in Plazmosis is Persian semen extracted from King Kimali. left testicle.It is then freezed to 400,00000 degrees below zero.
After consuming Plazmosis for only 2 days, she became pregnant with 8 children.
Guys if you give you gf or wife Plazmosis, there is a chance she could become prgant with King Kamali's kid
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: Dballn247 on April 21, 2009, 07:57:11 PM
Plazmosis is great for removing pet stains.
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: G o a t b o y on April 21, 2009, 09:32:37 PM
Plazmosis cured my genital herpes.


 Thanks, Plazmosis!


Plazmosis cured me of my MusclephoneTM addiction.


Thanks, Plazmosis!  :D
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: G o a t b o y on April 21, 2009, 09:37:26 PM
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice....   but only after taking his Plazmosis!
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: webcake on April 21, 2009, 09:38:58 PM
I wash my hair with plazmosis and i now have a thick, luscious head of hair reminiscent to Bobert Chikarello.........
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: G o a t b o y on April 21, 2009, 09:45:37 PM
I wash my hair with plazmosis and i now have a thick, luscious head of hair reminiscent to Bobert Chikarello.........


Lee Priest took plazmosis, and within one week he grew 14 inches, spontaneously lost his facial tattoo, and gained 40 IQ points.  In fact, if he takes more plazmosis he may gain 20 more IQ points and start to approach "normal" range.
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: arce1988 on April 21, 2009, 09:48:01 PM
  :D
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: GetItOnNY on April 21, 2009, 10:00:38 PM
At the YMCA, The diving board was broken, and the a womens water diving team needed to practice.So the coach sprinkled Plazmosis all over his dick ,He had such a big hard erection all the women were able to use his erect penis as a diving board.His erection lasted 14 days, so he was the local diving board for the YMCA, until they were able to fix the old diving board
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: gordiano on April 21, 2009, 10:52:18 PM
I heard that if god had had Plazmosis, he wouldn't have needed to send jeezus down to die for our sins.....
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: TechnoViking on April 21, 2009, 11:32:53 PM
Jack and Jill went up the hill both with a buck and a quarter, Jill came down with two fifty...After taking Plazmosis...
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: TechnoViking on April 21, 2009, 11:34:53 PM
Mary had a little lamb she kept in her back yard, when she took her panties off his woolly dick got hard...Because his feed was laced with Plazmosis
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: wavelength on April 22, 2009, 01:05:49 AM
plazmosis turns frogs into princes and grapefruits into princesses
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: G o a t b o y on April 22, 2009, 04:56:10 PM
Plazmosis is the answer to Middle-East peace!
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: IronMagazine.com on April 22, 2009, 08:12:29 PM
hi shari.

I have been a member here since June 12, 2004 (almost 5 years in case you cannot perform basic math) with a username of IronMagazine.com and you think I am a shill for King Kamali, you're truly a fucking idiot.
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: Eisenherz on April 22, 2009, 08:21:15 PM
I have been a member here since June 12, 2004 (almost 5 years in case you cannot perform basic math) with a username of IronMagazine.com and you think I am a shill for King Kamali, you're truly a fucking idiot.

Go kiss King PLAZMOSIS's ass somewhere else.
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: gordiano on April 22, 2009, 09:21:07 PM
With Plazmosis...we can all be 300 lbs with abs.....
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: Palpatine Q on April 22, 2009, 09:23:24 PM
I wiped up some Plazmosis with my Sham-Wow!  and it turned into a helicopter.
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: TechnoViking on April 22, 2009, 09:25:34 PM
I have been a member here since June 12, 2004 (almost 5 years in case you cannot perform basic math) with a username of IronMagazine.com and you think I am a shill for King Kamali, you're truly a fucking idiot.

Is it true that using Plazmosis can help people with basic math? This Plazmosis stuff is no joke...
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: gordiano on April 22, 2009, 11:12:54 PM
Ronnie Coleman was natural....until he took Plazmosis....
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: GetItOnNY on April 23, 2009, 09:39:38 AM
One of the head formulators of Plazmosis , Bethany Carter Howlett.Sid that Plazmosis is a product within a product.
Afer Bethany Howlett did her studies at reseasrch at Havard, Yale and Princeton, she said the reults of this product was beyond steroids.Sher said Plazmosis increases myostatin to the point that a 10 year old boy could become Mr Olympia, if he took the productb every day and didnt exceed the recomended dosage.God forbid if you take a heaping scoop instead of one scoop.You would probably wind up in the ER, from Muscle conbustion
Bethany Carter Howlett has an amazing 191 IQ, lol can you beleive that.I pulled this off of her website

Bethany Carter Howlett has been an active member of MENSA since her late teen years and holds an IQ of 191. Bethany Carter Howlett feels that a severely extended education is an absolute must indeed. She holds an MS in Molecular Biology, a BS in Molecular Biology, a BA in Music, and a Minor in Spanish in which she is fluent. She completed an Executive MBA program in the Washington, D.C. area, and then finished a Doctorate MBA from the same institution.

This is a pic of Bethany Howlett after using Plazmosis for only 1 week.
Bethany Howolett had an IQ  of 33 before Plazmosis after using Plazmosis her IQ shot up to 191, she she recieved her doctotrate at Havard.Her breast size also went from a Full C to a DD, AND her lips inflated to 6 times there normal size.
Bethany claims that since being on Plazmosis I can  hang on the stripper for 8 -10 hours at a time.I cane also give lap dances so intense that I worse the denim right off my customers pant leg.Plus at night when I am visting my "johns "I used to get tired after 1- 2 to, now I can see atleast 10-12 men a night wiithout being tired.My customers love my intlect, they tell me how smart I am, and they say that I have a mouth like a trucker, or a biker, really turns them on .
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: HUGEPECS on April 23, 2009, 09:56:42 AM
Plazmosis is now replacing Viagra on the list for Erectile Dysfunction
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: TechnoViking on April 23, 2009, 06:01:47 PM
One of the head formulators of Plazmosis , Bethany Carter Howlett.Sid that Plazmosis is a product within a product.
Afer Bethany Howlett did her studies at reseasrch at Havard, Yale and Princeton, she said the reults of this product was beyond steroids.Sher said Plazmosis increases myostatin to the point that a 10 year old boy could become Mr Olympia, if he took the productb every day and didnt exceed the recomended dosage.God forbid if you take a heaping scoop instead of one scoop.You would probably wind up in the ER, from Muscle conbustion
Bethany Carter Howlett has an amazing 191 IQ, lol can you beleive that.I pulled this off of her website

Bethany Carter Howlett has been an active member of MENSA since her late teen years and holds an IQ of 191. Bethany Carter Howlett feels that a severely extended education is an absolute must indeed. She holds an MS in Molecular Biology, a BS in Molecular Biology, a BA in Music, and a Minor in Spanish in which she is fluent. She completed an Executive MBA program in the Washington, D.C. area, and then finished a Doctorate MBA from the same institution.

This is a pic of Bethany Howlett after using Plazmosis for only 1 week.
Bethany Howolett had an IQ  of 33 before Plazmosis after using Plazmosis her IQ shot up to 191, she she recieved her doctotrate at Havard.Her breast size also went from a Full C to a DD, AND her lips inflated to 6 times there normal size.
Bethany claims that since being on Plazmosis I can  hang on the stripper for 8 -10 hours at a time.I cane also give lap dances so intense that I worse the denim right off my customers pant leg.Plus at night when I am visting my "johns "I used to get tired after 1- 2 to, now I can see atleast 10-12 men a night wiithout being tired.My customers love my intlect, they tell me how smart I am, and they say that I have a mouth like a trucker, or a biker, really turns them on .


lol
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: The Master on April 23, 2009, 06:03:30 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=276478.0;attach=316268;image)


Ohh lord..... :o
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: The.Giant on April 23, 2009, 06:07:01 PM
Plazmosis has been effectively used to combat Somali Pirates.

Tossing a full tub of Plazmosis into the waters causes the mighty ocean God Poseidon to come forth and punish your enemies.
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on April 23, 2009, 06:32:22 PM
My mate just called and asked whats up

I said "Just sitting around drinking my Plazmosis and getting huge"
Title: Re: Plazmosis the product with over a 1000 uses
Post by: G o a t b o y on April 23, 2009, 10:07:03 PM
Plazmosis is being considered by the Fed as an aid in fighting the recession.