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Getbig Alternative Boards => Y Board - The Player's Club => Topic started by: Fury on April 20, 2009, 07:57:46 PM
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Alright hypothetically, let's say I had a beer olympics on Saturday. If it started at noon, my team runs show and I end up blasted out of my mind by 8 pm, and I hypothetically end up fucking a fat girl (one Sarcasm would love) at 1030, is it any different than say, starting to drink at 11 and picking up said fat chick at last call? Bear in mind that hypothetically, my roommates saw the whole thing unfold and hypothetically, I can't remember anything after 8 pm. All of this is hypothetical of course and an attempt to spice up said Y board.
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"Hypothetically" everyone goes hog hunting at least once.
If there are witnesses to the event, then ball breaking must ensue.
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If your buddys saw this unfold and weren't getting any, then they = not allowed to give ball breaking because hypothetically you got your dick wet and hypothetically they didn't.
At the end of a drinking session I would rather fuck a fat chick than my right hand........ Hypothetically.
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"Hypothetically" everyone goes hog hunting at least once.
If there are witnesses to the event, then ball breaking must ensue.
Hypothetically, it's not my first time hogging. Was my first time doing it at 10 pm. Usually wait until you can sneak the bitch back into the place at 2-3 am and boot her ass out before everyone wakes up.
In my defense, I can't remember her name. :D
If your buddys saw this unfold and weren't getting any, then they = not allowed to give ball breaking because hypothetically you got your dick wet and hypothetically they didn't.
At the end of a drinking session I would rather fuck a fat chick than my right hand........ Hypothetically.
Nah they got laid, too. With hotter girls. I had a shot with a smoking hot bitch but I don't know what happened with that. All I know is I woke up with a girl that was a lot bigger. :'(
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Hypothetically, it's not my first time hogging. Was my first time doing it at 10 pm. Usually wait until you can sneak the bitch back into the place at 2-3 am and boot her ass out before everyone wakes up.
In my defense, I can't remember her name. :D
Nah they got laid, too. With hotter girls. I had a shot with a smoking hot bitch but I don't know what happened with that. All I know is I woke up with a girl that was a lot bigger. :'(
Oh dear :(
You're on your own here son.
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Oh dear :(
You're on your own here son.
Hahahahahahah!!!!!! Good day regardless.
Figured a nice self-owning thread might get some posts down here.
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Hahahahahahah!!!!!! Good day regardless.
Figured a nice self-owning thread might get some posts down here.
Haha 90% of the dudes here are married so they will be jealous that you got some!
You may have a case for defence if you were on a drought and this was getting you back in the game.
I made a thread not long ago about a fat chick I was thinking about hitting..... most people said I should hit it.... I regret listening to them :(
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Hypothetically, it's not my first time hogging. Was my first time doing it at 10 pm. Usually wait until you can sneak the bitch back into the place at 2-3 am and boot her ass out before everyone wakes up.
In my defense, I can't remember her name. :D
Nah they got laid, too. With hotter girls. I had a shot with a smoking hot bitch but I don't know what happened with that. All I know is I woke up with a girl that was a lot bigger. :'(
They're called beer goggles, that "smoking hot bitch" is what you woke up with!! ;)
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Haha 90% of the dudes here are married so they will be jealous that you got some!
You may have a case for defence if you were on a drought and this was getting you back in the game.
I made a thread not long ago about a fat chick I was thinking about hitting..... most people said I should hit it.... I regret listening to them :(
Honestly, of the hogs I've been with, they've all been dead fish. They just lay there. Still haven't seen any of this "they'll do anything cuz they never get any" shit. Maybe I'm not fucking fat enough ones when I do it?
If only I ended up with the hot one. I guess she had a semi-fling with one of our buddies or some shit and he kind of drove her off when we were out. Had that bitch bagged when I was somewhat sober too. This weekend....
Maybe I was drugged and raped. :D
They're called beer goggles, that "smoking hot bitch" is what you woke up with!! ;)
Hahahahaha! Nah, there was definitely another.
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After reading this... Yes, ball breaking must be done.
You plumper humper.
:)
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In my defense, I can't remember her name. :D
OK, but do you remember her talking about chapsticks?
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Hahahahahaha wat a sad fat pig ;D
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Took her to bed early in front of said friends.yes ball breaking is in order.
In you defense you can tell your roomates you were "Taking one for the team"
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Okay I think Hog Hunting is OK on occasion.. However there are 3 things that justify hog hunting and the hog has to have 2 or it's a kamakazee type thing. (you go down in flames)
#1 The Hog has to have a cute face... (You all know what I am talking about, cute face just thick)
#2 The Hog better have some tits (what the fuck is the point of hoggin if the bitch don't have some Fat Ass Titties, For Fuck sakes she's fat so her titties better be 2)
#3 She better have ASS! (Nothing worse then a fat girl who's ass looks flat in jeans, (other then rule 2) your fat you should have curves..)
So out of the #3 have to's if she had two of them your hoggin is justified, but if she only had one of the 3, then you have failed...
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Maybe she's all you can pull these days. :)
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Okay I think Hog Hunting is OK on occasion.. However there are 3 things that justify hog hunting and the hog has to have 2 or it's a kamakazee type thing. (you go down in flames)
#1 The Hog has to have a cute face... (You all know what I am talking about, cute face just thick)
#2 The Hog better have some tits (what the fuck is the point of hoggin if the bitch don't have some Fat Ass Titties, For Fuck sakes she's fat so her titties better be 2)
#3 She better have ASS! (Nothing worse then a fat girl who's ass looks flat in jeans, (other then rule 2) your fat you should have curves..)
#4 She makes a YouTube video in which she improvises a song about her chapstick, which is more painful to look at than a King Kamali posing routine
So out of the #3 have to's if she had two of them your hoggin is justified, but if she only had one of the 3, then you have failed...
Fixed
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fuck everything you can
while you are single
fat girls need some lovin too :)
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Maybe she's all you can pull these days. :)
Well, if worse comes to worst I can just pull a page out of you and your Muslim friend's book and just rape, beat and then murder a woman of my choosing, 100% justified of course. :D
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Well, if worse comes to worst I can just pull a page out of you and your Muslim friend's book and just rape, beat and then murder a woman of my choosing, 100% justified of course. :D
The worst is when you have a lock but you try to upgrade,then not be able to upgrade,piss off the lock and lose that one also :-\
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Well, if worse comes to worst I can just pull a page out of you and your Muslim friend's book and just rape, beat and then murder a woman of my choosing, 100% justified of course. :D
What positions did you use during your sex?
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Well, if worse comes to worst I can just pull a page out of you and your Muslim friend's book and just rape, beat and then murder a woman of my choosing, 100% justified of course. :D
People always used to say "fat chicks are like mopeds; fun to ride until a friend sees you". :)
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Bullshit Nick,
You better not have fucked my ex-girlfriend ;) :-X
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I might've shared my worst hogging story with you fellas here before, but here it goes:
1. the frat house is across the street from the most expensive private dorm on campus ( translation: hot rich freshmen chicks)
2. on Saturdays, we'd bring the couch out on the front lawn like neggers and drink and hoot and holler and invite chicks over (ah college, it actually worked every time, college chicks love attention and shitty beer)
3. i'm heckling this one hot chick, she goes "ok, i'll come over, let me just grab my roommate, we'll both come over"
4. as i'm imagining the various poses i'll do in this unevitable threesome, she brings out her roomate
5. roommate strongly resembled a Mastodon with a blonde wig
6. i'm shitfaced
7. it's noon, the official time the bars open, one of the guys from the house is working (translation: free booze all day)
8. go to bar, i'm ignoring the mastodon, still spitting game at the hot chick
9. more shitfaced
10. i wake up with the mastodon sucking my penis
11. i panic, say "i gotta go"
12. she goes "where are you going? this is your room"
13. "important frat stuff"
14. "it's 8 am on a sunday"
15. "maybe you should go"
16. about 15 dudes or so stumbling around the house, some just coming home, the nerds who stayed up all night studying, etc.
17. the event is seen by all
18. i get absolutely fucking pwned for the next 2 weeks, i mean people yelling "her belt buckle was the size of a fucking dinner plate!" across the quad and what not
19. i get an email "get yourself checked out, i live on Mastodon's floor and she has a lot of STD's, we had a floor meeting and all got tested"
20. i do nothing....now almost 7 years later , i still wonder if she gave me something
21. after that night, i never got on anything over 120 lbs ever again
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Haha 90% of the dudes here are married so they will be insanely jealous that you got some!
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i love pussy but id rather have a clean good looking guy suck my cock than an ugly fat chick. :P
Now THERE's something you don't read in the Y everyday ;D
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i love pussy but id rather have a clean good looking guy suck my cock than an ugly fat chick. :P
Jesus man, what the fuck is up with that!!!??
Mods gotta delete that shit ASAP!!
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i love pussy but id rather have a clean good looking guy suck my cock than an ugly fat chick. :P
This ain't G&O, man!! No gay shit, LOL!
Next you'll be talking about jerking off to tranny porn again and none of us want to read that.
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I thought tdongz was banned like a gimmick so we don't have to come across shit like that. :-X
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Not a gimmick, pretty sure he's about to knock up a Nigerian chick. :)
Admitted lover of tranny porn unless I have him confused with another closet case.
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Now THERE's something you don't read in the Y everyday ;D
i dont even think theres really anything gay about that. thats just logical thinking .... ugly person or attractive person? i take attractive person any day of the week
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i dont even think theres really anything gay about that. thats just logical thinking .... ugly person or attractive person? i take attractive person any day of the week
Sorry to tell ya.
It's gay thinking, man.
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tbombz=gay
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i dont even think theres really anything gay about that. thats just logical thinking .... ugly person or attractive person? i take attractive person any day of the week
That makes perfect sense IF you are a bi like yourself. For the straight guys here like myself, the sex of the person is the determining and over-riding factor ;)
So it's not a case of looks - if it's a guy, it doesn't matter - it's not happening, ever! :D
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That makes perfect sense IF you are a bi like yourself. For the straight guys here like myself, the sex of the person is the determining and over-riding factor ;)
So it's not a case of looks - if it's a guy, it doesn't matter - it's not happening, ever! :D
Kiwiol are you saying that cumdribbler is sick in the head and should seek help for his homosexual tendencies....
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Kiwiol are you saying that cumdribbler is sick in the head and should seek help for his homosexual tendencies....
I'm saying he can have all the g(a/u)ys out there cause I sure don't want any of them ;D
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I'm saying he can have all the g(a/u)ys out there cause I sure don't want none of them ;D
What about all those things you told me in pm :(
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What about all those things you told me in pm :(
:-* ;) :-X ;D
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:-* ;) :-X ;D
:D 8) :( :-\ ;) :) :-* :-[
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Now THERE's something you don't read in the Y everyday ;D
I shouldn't have had to read it on the Y at all.... WTF?!
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Thanks for fagging up another thread, you drug addicted straightfag.
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Thanks for fagging up another thread, you drug addicted straightfag.
hahaha
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Thanks for fagging up another thread, you drug addicted straightfag.
What really makes you mad is that you put so much time and effort into being educated and straight.... and yet here I am, no care at all for education and bisexual....yet I'm smarter than you and get more high quality pussy than you ever have or ever will get :P
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What really makes you mad is that you put so much time and effort into being educated and straight.... and yet here I am, no care at all for education and bisexual....yet I'm smarter than you and get more high quality pussy than you ever have or ever will get :P
At least you finally admitted being gay.
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At least you finally admitted being gay.
Finally? Did you miss his infamous "it feels like a great deep tissue massage..." post that overshadowed UK Gold's post like Dorian's 93 version did his own 92 version ???
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What really makes you mad is that you put so much time and effort into being educated and straight.... and yet here I am, no care at all for education and bisexual....yet I'm smarter than you and get more high quality pussy than you ever have or ever will get :P
Hahaha, I'll give you more delusional.
I've seen your knowledge of introductory biochemistry and it's sorely lacking.
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Hahaha, I'll give you more delusional.
I've seen your knowledge of introductory biochemistry and it's sorely lacking.
How dare you! Do you realize that by attacking Tbombz, you are in turn attacking Google? ;D
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How dare you! Do you realize that by attacking Tbombz, you are in turn attacking Google? ;D
That's what cracks me up. I've got a biochem book sitting in my room at home with roughly 40 chapters highlighted to high hell and this kid thinks he's something because he can copy/paste the first thing that pops up on his google search. ::)
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Finally? Did you miss his infamous "it feels like a great deep tissue massage..." post that overshadowed UK Gold's post like Dorian's 93 version did his own 92 version ???
Missed it.
Nothing can possibly beat UKGoldfinger.
PeeWeeFury is handling his educational business. He's still a homo, just not in a gay way. :)
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Missed it.
Nothing can possibly beat UKGoldfinger.
PeeWeeFury is handling his educational business. He's still a homo, just not in a gay way. :)
PeeWeeFury, I like that. We can't all be a whopping 200 pounds at 28% bodyfat like you, he-who-projects-his-gay-thoughts-onto-others.
Last week of official undergrad classes for me. What next, who knows! :o
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What next, who knows! :o
grab your red sox hat and head to the bronx to catch a game !
yankamus fagamus !
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PeeWeeFury, I like that. We can't all be a whopping 200 pounds at 28% bodyfat like you, he-who-projects-his-gay-thoughts-onto-others.
Last week of official undergrad classes for me. What next, who knows! :o
I'd guess a little under 20%.
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grab your red sox hat and head to the bronx to catch a game !
yankamus fagamus !
This girl my roommate fucks around with went to opening day at the new stadium and gave him a ticket for a game in the middle of May. I need to find some woman to spoon feed me things like that!
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This #### my roommate fucks around with went to opening day at the new stadium and gave him a ticket for a game in the middle of May. I need to find some woman to spoon feed me things like that!
All that money and they still don't win enough.
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All that money and they still don't win enough.
Baltimorefag.
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Baltimorefag.
Great town but I'm still from upstate New York.